Man, talk about oversleeping! I went to bed right after registering Cirno's baby and I just woke up, and it seems that it's already twelve o'clock. Even though I have just waken up, I'm already damn hungry. Well, I guess it can't be helped, since there isn't a single penny of donation in the donation box.
Maybe I could use a little visit to someone's house and get free meal. But whose house could I go? Maybe I could barge in Kirisame Magic Shop and do some freeloading. Since Suika can do that with me, with can't I do the same with Marisa? She certainly would be too much occupied taking care of her newborn child.
That's it. I'll go there now!
Or maybe I won't be able to go there now... Figures why, Marisa and her lunatic lovers came by. I hope they didn't come to freeload from the Shrine.
-So... Did you come to register him? - I had to take a step forward
-Yep ~ze.
-Jus' a sec, then!
I didn't take too long to get the registry book.
-So... What his surname will be? - I already knew Shokun's name, so I just needed to write a surname
-He is going to be called Shokun Kirisame.
-So... He has no father?
-He got three fathers, but he will be just called Kirisame so he doesn't get a damn long surname ~ze.
Wait a sec... Three fathers?
-Three fathers? I assume that the pupetteer and the mukyuu nerd are going to be two of them... Who's the third parent?
-Why. It's you, Reimu ~ze!
-WHAAAAAAT?
Hey hey hey! Why this stupid witch put me into this?... I mean... This is quite a surprise. I have never imagined that someday I would be "daddy".
-I need to most help possible on raising Shokun ~ze. I know nearly as nothing about raising a child ~ze. - Despite that, Marisa still looked very happy with her son
-Hey... Wait a damn sec... - I need to think straight, damnit - So it means I'm going to MARRY you?
-Of course ~ze!
-If I'm going to marry you, what about these two?
Alice took a step forward.
-We are all going to marry Marisa! Even if it means that I'm marrying you and Patchouli, my heart just belongs to MY Marisa and MY son!
-Don't start another discussion, pupetteer! - Patchouli - The baby is fast asleep!
So it means that Marisa is going to have... um... Three "husbandresses"? Ow man... I should have seem that coming. I mean... I really would like to raise that cute little boy. But marrying Marisa is sorta an awakward idea. If I marry her, will we sleep together? Whose house are we going to live in? And then, the worst, who the hell is going to pay the wedding?!
-I bet that Reimu is thinking about who is going to pay the wedding ~ze! I know her well. - Whoa, did Marisa read my thoughts?
-If you are worried about that, calm down. Since I'm marrying too, mistress Remilia say that she would gladly fund our wedding. - Patchouli
-At least... So, where are we going to live?
-Here in the Shrine, of course. The Shrine is big enough to house a big family.
-Okay... And, when is the wedding due?
-Heheheheh... ~ze.
Well, it wouldn't take too long to our wedding. Until then, the new dwellers of Hakurei Shrine were doing their moving. Marisa brought her ocidental-style bed, as so did Alice with hers. Patchouli and Koakuma brought LOTS of books... I'm very glad they didn't bring every book that was stored in the bookshelfs in Voile. Many places of the Shrine were transformed in other buildings, such as a small Kirisame Magic Shop, a small Voile Magic Library and a small doll workshop. This is kinda sad, since I don't think that such reformation is suitable for a Shinto Shrine... But it can't be helped. Anyways, it's not that sad, since I got to live with Shokun. Marisa bought a kind of a bed for babies for him, what Rinnosuke calls a "crib".
And then, our wedding finally came. Sadly, it had to take place in the Moriya Shrine, despite I'm a miko mimself ( See Notes ). At least we were all well-groomed. I, Alice and Patchouli were dressed with wedding kimonos, pure-whte colored and decorated with beautiful florals, and also wearing white hoods. Marisa was dressed with a ocidental wedding dress, which had a big and long white skirt with frills everywhere, and her head was covered by a long and perfumed white veil. In the wedding ceremony, Suika was glad to be my Nakodo ( See Notes ), since she would be able to get to drink some sake ( See Notes ). Koakuma was Patchouli's Nakodo, while Nitori played the role of Marisa's Nakodo. One thing in this ceremony that really irritated me was that Sanae wasn't wearing a white-and-red miko dress, as the tradition ruled... She used that ridiculous white-and-blue dress! She can't call herself a miko!
It took a bit long until the ceremony ended. Strange thing is that Yukari wasn't there, while a good handful of people came to witness such a rare moment. How come that greasy old hag didn't come to her best friend's wedding? Maybe she is still sleeping, dreaming about some man getting attracted to her ( something that would ONLY happen in her dreams ). I was eager to the wedding ceremony's ending, because we were due to attend a party at Scarlet Devil Mansion. It would be our wedding party, and I was quite sure that there would be a lot of good things to eat... I mean, I'm not a gluttunous Yuyuko, but the best thing in that party would be the fact of the maid fairies of SDM, and including Sakuya, serving me as their master.
And then, we headed to the SDM, getting a lift in a luxury cab. Man, Im loving this...
The party was good. Thank goodness that they didn't let Yuyuko in, since not even all money in Gensokyo would afford enough snacks to get that eating-machine ghost satisfied. There were lots of guests at the party, and I bet that Sakuya had to stop the time a lot of times to attend everyone. As tradition rules, our Nakodo's did some speeches... I mean, just Koakuma and Nitori speeched, because Suika drank too much and could barely talk straight. Koakuma speeched about the institution of family as it is talked about in a strange book from the Outside World, and Nitori talked some useless bitching about Marisa. After the speech time, it was the time for us to dance. I didn't dance with anyone, but this doesn't matter to me.
After the party, it was the time of our honeymoon. Unfortunately, I can't say much about it. We spent it at Hakugyokurou, the house of the ghosts. Fortunately, Yuyuko wasn't there to interrupt our candle-lit dinner. That was a damn romantic moment, even more with the Prismrivers playing some romantic music for us. Since that was a romantic moment just for us, Shokun wasn't around. He was being babysitted by Marisa's father at the Human Village. However, I bet she didn't spent a single moment not thinking on him.
When it got later, Marisa and her lovers went inside to have some "fun". You know what I mean. I didn't want to have sex with any of them, since I'm not in love with anyone. I just had a lonely time at the veranda, watching the starry night sky while waiting for their orgy to finish, so I could sleep. I don't have a good track of time at nights, so I can't say how much time it taken until they finish. Maybe it took an hour or so. When I finally could get inside to sleep, we had to make a deal. We were four people, we couldn't sleep all in just onde bed.
So we did a deal that vigorated a lot of time after that. We would sleep on two beds, two people on each bed. The rule was: I would always sleep in a different bed of Marisa's bed. So, on each night, Alice or Patchouli would sleep with ( and have sex with her, obviously ), and the other would sleep with me ( and DON'T have sex with me ). If Marisa didn't want sex, she would sleep with me, and nobody would have fun that night. To decide which would sleep with Marisa in each night, the pupetteer and the mukyuu nerd had to make a deal between them. I don't give a damn about their deal, so I know nothing about it.
In short, our wedding day was nice. But I was eager for what was to come.
NOTES
Shrine Maidens and Wedding - Japanese wedding ceremonies are made by Shrine Maiden. Reimu was a Shrine Maiden, but she couldn't do the wedding because she was the groom. So, the ceremony had to be made by Sanae.
Nakodo - A kind of a couple of newlyweds' "go-between". As tradition rules, Nakodo's do speeches on wedding parties.
Wedding and Sake - During a japanese wedding ceremony, each of the newlywed's friends and relatives, as well as the newlyweds themselves, share cups of sake and drink.
