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Title: Touhou - The so-called Baby Boom
Post by: Netwarrior on April 17, 2010, 12:49:01 AM

Author: Vinicius Costa de Carvalho ( Me and Mimself )
Genre: Romance, Comedy with a bit of action
Rating: Teens

INITIAL NOTES

This Fanfic contains all the Touhou cast from EoSD to Subterranean Animism. Moreover, the reader must assume that no incident have ever happened since the events of SA.

Please forgive any mis-spellings and gramatic inconsistences, I'm not a perfect English speaker, and this is the first time I'm writing a Fanfic in English.

Some chapters contain some notes. It is recommended their reading.

SINOPSIS

Ten years after Reimu, Marisa, and their teams defeat Utsuho in the Subterranean Animism events...
Some girls all over Gensokyo misteriously get pregnant, without a helping hand from any male. The babies born from these pregnancies are completely alike their mothers, as if they had no biologic father.

One of the victims of this incident is Marisa, who gave birth to a healthy boy who has been given the name Shokun Kirisame. Our beloved witch manages to marry Reimu, Alice and Patchouli so they would help her to raise Shokun.

Seeing a great opportunity to make good money with this Baby Boom, Reimu transforms Hakurei Shrine into a kindergarten where the new mothers can take their children to.

Speaking about Reimu, she is not the same great heroine of Gensokyo she used to be. Now she is an adult, with more responsibilities than just saving Gensokyo from the clutches of evil. However, she has to get back to action to solve the Baby Boom incident!


CHAPTER ONE


Ooh boy... I swear I've never seen a baby being delivered. Moreover, I've never seen Marisa like this. I could say I'm relieved with the fact that I'm not in her shoes... I mean, not because I wouldn't like to have a baby, but I meant that such a labor like that is way too much for my guts. Therefore, as I know Marisa, and how she is now, that such labor is way too much for her as well.

Marisa screamed, and was holding my hand thighly. Oh man... Such a SERIOUS job I happened to get in this delivering. Well, I wasn't being as useful as Eirin or Patchouli, but I was being damn more useful than all this crowd that cramped in Kirisame Magic Shop just to see a baby being born. At least this crowd was being more useful, so to say, than Yuuka, who came in just to see Marisa suffering.

-Come on! I can already see the head! - Eirin shouted

Yeah, Eirin was the midwife. Figures, who else could do such a task like this one?
Meanwhile, Koakuma was carrying a damn big pile of books of White Magic, while Patchouli used them to relieve some of Marisa's pain, as well to "buff" her in order to help her.
Ow man... My hand is starting to sore. When is this child going to finish being delivered?... I look aside, trying to distract mimself from the tension, and the first thing I encounter is a jealousy-filled glare from Alice. I guess she wanted to be in my role. What can I do if it is I who is the parturient's best friend?

I can't tell how much time has passed since I got in here to participate in the parturition, but I guess that I was quite a lot of time. At least, the baby has finally been born. Thanks goodness he is a healthy and cute boy. Even his first crying was cute and a hell of a heart-warming sound to my ears.

-Congratulations, Marisa! It's a boy! - Eirid said while examining the baby

Without saying a thing, Marisa extended her arms, as if asking Eirin to give her her baby. The witch embraced her child, unspeakably happy.

-He's the cuttest thing of the world ~ze...

The baby stopped crying as he felt her mother's smell.

Well, he is blonde just like Marisa, but no one can tell if his face is somewhat similar to any other face besides Marisa's face. Everyone cramped around the bed to get a closer look at the little boy, shouting things like "He's so kawaii!". I could say mimself that I feel very happy when seeing Marisa embracing that little, cute thing. I guess I was the first one to ask:

-How will be his name?

-His name will be Shokun ~ze!

-HEY HEY HEY! - Alice intervened - How come you give OUR child a name without even asking me at least an opinion?!

-But you aren't even his father ~ze! - Marisa said while she turned aside a little, as if she wanted to protect her child

-How come this child doesn't have my blood, after so much nites when you and I...

-Spare us from the gory details! - I had to intervene before Alice started bitching about sex (See Notes)

-Certainly, Alice isn't the father. Shokun's father is ME! - Patchouli asserted - After all, Marisa discovered that she was pregnant just a few time after she slept with me!

-Shut up both of you ~ze! None of you can be the father: you're girls, not dudes ~ze! - Marisa

-So, do you mean, that Rinnosuke is the father?!

-Of course not ~ze! Kourin has never even touched me ~ze!

I could foresee that that discussion would last longer, so I should do something. Owwww... How come ME, the Wonderful Shrine Maiden of Paradise, Gensokyo's greatest savior, to demote herself to a role of a bush-league arbiter?

-Let's cut up this useless discussion! None of us is the father! PERIOD! Now the show is over. Let's all get back to our homes and let Marisa and Shokun be.

-Thanks, Reimu ~ze.

-Come later to my place to register Shokun, okay? ( See Notes )

As I walked away from Kirisame Magic Shop, I could hear that Alice and Patchouli kept discussing whoever was Shokun's father. As I stepped outside, I remembered I had some business to deal with Yukari. Speaking of which, she didn't came to see the birthing, most probably because that greasy hag was spending the actual century sleeping, not waking up because of Chen's screams while seeing waterfalls of blood coming out of Ran's nose. If my guesses are right, chances are that I'll be able to talk to her when the duck gobs.

I was a little hungry, but it was sure thing that no one have donated anything for Hakurei Shrine, so I wouldn't be able to eat anything but grass at least for today. I really should have stolen something to eat from Kirisame Magic Shop, and surely I wouldn't be the only one to do so.

Since Suika was at Marisa's place, the Shrine was quite quiet. I could use some sleep time, but something announced me that I wouldn't have a peaceful moment at that time.

It was that damn fairy smell. Dang it, I'm fed up with that smell. Everytime I go on an adventure to save Gensokyo from the clutches of evil, I always run up with those pesky creatures. I hate them SO much! I wonder what the fairies are scheming by getting so near the Shrine. I could use a little getting upo and checking on them.

And there they are. Some fairies coming in through the gate. Ow man, whataheck do they want?

-A baby has been born between us. We would like to register him here at Hakurei Shrine. - said a fairy, politely

-Hmmmm... I'm glad that you preferred the Hakurei Shrine instead of Moriya Shrine, but I need to speak with the parents.

-She is coming.

O-M-G!... I can't believe what I see! That utterly baka fairy is the new mother! Yes, it's Cirno, the ice fairy! My eyes don't fool me: it's Cirno who's coming with a baby on her arms, coming along the rest o Baka Team. I couldn't hold still, lost in thoughs. How come she got pregnant?

-Hello! I want to register this boy! - said Cirno

-Bah... Whatever. What I'll be his name? - I have already got the registry

-Since he is the child of the Strongest, his name will be Cirno Jr.!

-WHAT?

I should have seen that coming.

-Dang it, fairy! You can't give him such a ridiculous name!

-Why not?

-Just think over another name, please!

Cirno nods. I didn't think I could sway such idioticy with just some words.

-My genius brain have devised a great name! His name will be Cerald!

-Well, I guess this one is reasonable. - I said it while I was writing the boy's name -And his surname? What will be his surname?

-What's a sir-name?

OMG! I should have seen that coming. Besides, no one knows Cirno's surname, if she has any. I'll assume that Cerald deserves his father's surname...

-Who is the father?

-I don't know.

Argh... My blood is starting to boil.

-How come you don't know who DID IT with you?!

-Did with me what?

Thanks goodnes I came up with a good idea to get rid of that pesky situation and stop smelling that fairy smell. I just wrote "Whiterock" as Cerald's surname. I had a hunch that Letty would be glad to raise Cirno's child.

-Here. I registered Letty as Cerald's father, so his surname will be Whiterock. Now get all this fairy crowd and go back home!

-AHA! Letty'll love to know she had a child! I can't wait 'til winter comes!

At least, the fairies have dealt the business they came to deal. Now that they and their pesky smell went away, I can relax a bit.

I wonder when Marisa is coming to register Shokun...

NOTES

"Spare us from the gory details!" - a Brazillian Portuguese expression that seems to not make much sense in English... In Brazil, when a person is just about to say something incovenient, people say "Spare us from the gory details!" ( Poupe-nos dos detalhes s?rdidos! ).

Child Registering - In Shinto religion, when a child is born, they are registered at the nearest Shinto shrine.

Title: Re: Touhou - The so-called Baby Boom
Post by: Netwarrior on May 20, 2010, 12:03:57 AM

Man, talk about oversleeping! I went to bed right after registering Cirno's baby and I just woke up, and it seems that it's already twelve o'clock. Even though I have just waken up, I'm already damn hungry. Well, I guess it can't be helped, since there isn't a single penny of donation in the donation box.

Maybe I could use a little visit to someone's house and get free meal. But whose house could I go? Maybe I could barge in Kirisame Magic Shop and do some freeloading. Since Suika can do that with me, with can't I do the same with Marisa? She certainly would be too much occupied taking care of her newborn child.

That's it. I'll go there now!

Or maybe I won't be able to go there now... Figures why, Marisa and her lunatic lovers came by. I hope they didn't come to freeload from the Shrine.

-So... Did you come to register him? - I had to take a step forward

-Yep ~ze.

-Jus' a sec, then!

I didn't take too long to get the registry book.

-So... What his surname will be? - I already knew Shokun's name, so I just needed to write a surname

-He is going to be called Shokun Kirisame.

-So... He has no father?

-He got three fathers, but he will be just called Kirisame so he doesn't get a damn long surname ~ze.

Wait a sec... Three fathers?

-Three fathers? I assume that the pupetteer and the mukyuu nerd are going to be two of them... Who's the third parent?

-Why. It's you, Reimu ~ze!

-WHAAAAAAT?

Hey hey hey! Why this stupid witch put me into this?... I mean... This is quite a surprise. I have never imagined that someday I would be "daddy".

-I need to most help possible on raising Shokun ~ze. I know nearly as nothing about raising a child ~ze. - Despite that, Marisa still looked very happy with her son

-Hey... Wait a damn sec... - I need to think straight, damnit - So it means I'm going to MARRY you?

-Of course ~ze!

-If I'm going to marry you, what about these two?

Alice took a step forward.

-We are all going to marry Marisa! Even if it means that I'm marrying you and Patchouli, my heart just belongs to MY Marisa and MY son!

-Don't start another discussion, pupetteer! - Patchouli - The baby is fast asleep!

So it means that Marisa is going to have... um... Three "husbandresses"? Ow man... I should have seem that coming. I mean... I really would like to raise that cute little boy. But marrying Marisa is sorta an awakward idea. If I marry her, will we sleep together? Whose house are we going to live in? And then, the worst, who the hell is going to pay the wedding?!

-I bet that Reimu is thinking about who is going to pay the wedding ~ze! I know her well. - Whoa, did Marisa read my thoughts?

-If you are worried about that, calm down. Since I'm marrying too, mistress Remilia say that she would gladly fund our wedding. - Patchouli

-At least... So, where are we going to live?

-Here in the Shrine, of course. The Shrine is big enough to house a big family.

-Okay... And, when is the wedding due?

-Heheheheh... ~ze.

Well, it wouldn't take too long to our wedding. Until then, the new dwellers of Hakurei Shrine were doing their moving. Marisa brought her ocidental-style bed, as so did Alice with hers. Patchouli and Koakuma brought LOTS of books... I'm very glad they didn't bring every book that was stored in the bookshelfs in Voile. Many places of the Shrine were transformed in other buildings, such as a small Kirisame Magic Shop, a small Voile Magic Library and a small doll workshop. This is kinda sad, since I don't think that such reformation is suitable for a Shinto Shrine... But it can't be helped. Anyways, it's not that sad, since I got to live with Shokun. Marisa bought a kind of a bed for babies for him, what Rinnosuke calls a "crib".


And then, our wedding finally came. Sadly, it had to take place in the Moriya Shrine, despite I'm a miko mimself ( See Notes ).  At least we were all well-groomed.  I, Alice and Patchouli were dressed with wedding kimonos, pure-whte colored and decorated with beautiful florals, and also wearing white hoods. Marisa was dressed with a ocidental wedding dress, which had a big and long white skirt with frills everywhere, and her head was covered by a long and perfumed white veil. In the wedding ceremony, Suika was glad to be my Nakodo ( See Notes ), since she would be able to get to drink some sake ( See Notes ). Koakuma was Patchouli's Nakodo, while Nitori played the role of Marisa's Nakodo. One thing in this ceremony that really irritated me was that Sanae wasn't wearing a white-and-red miko dress, as the tradition ruled... She used that ridiculous white-and-blue dress! She can't call herself a miko!

It took a bit long until the ceremony ended. Strange thing is that Yukari wasn't there, while a good handful of people came to witness such a rare moment. How come that greasy old hag didn't come to her best friend's wedding? Maybe she is still sleeping, dreaming about some man getting attracted to her ( something that would ONLY happen in her dreams ). I was eager to the wedding ceremony's ending, because we were due to attend a party at Scarlet Devil Mansion. It would be our wedding party, and I was quite sure that there would be a lot of good things to eat... I mean, I'm not a gluttunous Yuyuko, but the best thing in that party would be the fact of the maid fairies of SDM, and including Sakuya, serving me as their master.

And then, we headed to the SDM, getting a lift in a luxury cab. Man, Im loving this...

The party was good. Thank goodness that they didn't let Yuyuko in, since not even all money in Gensokyo would afford enough snacks to get that eating-machine ghost satisfied. There were lots of guests at the party, and I bet that Sakuya had to stop the time a lot of times to attend everyone. As tradition rules, our Nakodo's did some speeches... I mean, just Koakuma and Nitori speeched, because Suika drank too much and could barely talk straight. Koakuma speeched about the institution of family as it is talked about in a strange book from the Outside World, and Nitori talked some useless bitching about Marisa. After the speech time, it was the time for us to dance. I didn't dance with anyone, but this doesn't matter to me.

After the party, it was the time of our honeymoon. Unfortunately, I can't say much about it. We spent it at Hakugyokurou, the house of the ghosts. Fortunately, Yuyuko wasn't there to interrupt our candle-lit dinner. That was a damn romantic moment, even more with the Prismrivers playing some romantic music for us. Since that was a romantic moment just for us, Shokun wasn't around. He was being babysitted by Marisa's father at the Human Village. However, I bet she didn't spent a single moment not thinking on him.

When it got later, Marisa and her lovers went inside to have some "fun". You know what I mean. I didn't want to have sex with any of them, since I'm not in love with anyone. I just had a lonely time at the veranda, watching the starry night sky while waiting for their orgy to finish, so I could sleep. I don't have a good track of time at nights, so I can't say how much time it taken until they finish. Maybe it took an hour or so. When I finally could get inside to sleep, we had to make a deal. We were four people, we couldn't sleep all in just onde bed.

So we did a deal that vigorated a lot of time after that. We would sleep on two beds, two people on each bed. The rule was: I would always sleep in a different bed of Marisa's bed. So, on each night, Alice or Patchouli would sleep with ( and have sex with her, obviously ), and the other would sleep with me ( and DON'T have sex with me ). If Marisa didn't want sex, she would sleep with me, and nobody would have fun that night. To decide which would sleep with Marisa in each night, the pupetteer and the mukyuu nerd had to make a deal between them. I don't give a damn about their deal, so I know nothing about it.

In short, our wedding day was nice. But I was eager for what was to come.




NOTES

Shrine Maidens and Wedding - Japanese wedding ceremonies are made by Shrine Maiden. Reimu was a Shrine Maiden, but she couldn't do the wedding because she was the groom. So, the ceremony had to be made by Sanae.
Nakodo - A kind of a couple of newlyweds' "go-between". As tradition rules, Nakodo's do speeches on wedding parties.
Wedding and Sake - During a japanese wedding ceremony, each of the newlywed's friends and relatives, as well as the newlyweds themselves, share cups of sake and drink.

Title: Re: Touhou - The so-called Baby Boom
Post by: MysTeariousYukari on May 21, 2010, 09:21:59 PM

I'm liking this story so far, and it's definately interesting. I can't wait for more :D

Title: Re: Touhou - The so-called Baby Boom
Post by: Netwarrior on June 16, 2010, 10:27:53 PM

CHAPTER 3



After our honeymoon, we did some changes on the Shrine. We removed any furniture that had pointy corners, removed dangerous plants, covered the ground with a soft mat and other things. All that was for turning the Shrine in a safe and nice kindergarten, so we could take care of the kids that would come. Many potential customers showed interest on leaving their children here.

I wanted to name the kindergarten as Hakurei Kindergarten, since it's located in the Hakurei Shrine. But Alice insisted that it should be called Margatroid Kindergarten, because her surname "had a better sound" than mine. It ended up that I named it after Alice's surname, but I guess it didn't make any difference. People even asked why it was named Margatroid instead of Hakurei.

We had to wait until the people's kids to be weaned so they could spend the day with us. Until then, I got to get more attached to "my" son, Shokun.
Ow man... He is SO cute. Even his crying is cute. Figures why he was everyone's apple of their eyes here.

He was almost always on Marisa's arms. I've never imagined Marisa being so attached to someone. Surely she loved him as hell. I always took oportunities to play with him, and I loved it. I was always near him, even if his mother was holding him.

And there was Suika, too... Somehow Shokun likes her, despite she is always stinking as alcohol. When he wakes up in the middle of night, Marisa always knew what to do: breastfeed him and them give him to Suika, on whose arms he quickly fell asleep back. Becuase of Shokun, Suika was drinking less. I'm glad she had good common sense and avoided being drunken near a baby.

Well, I got quite used with the fact of being a father, but Marisa sure changed with her maternity. As I said before, she was always holding Shokun on her arms, always taking care of him, promptly solving his problems when he cried. She talked to him a lot, too. She used to say things like: "Who's the cutiest boy in Gensokyo?","You're irresistibly cute, just like your mommy!" or "When you grow up, you'll have lots of girls crazy for you, just like your mommy!". I bet she was always thinking on him, and loved him more than she loved Alice and Patchouli. I may be wrong, because she loved to have sex with them.

Speaking of which, Alice was the second most attached parent. She believed fiercely that Shokun had her blood in his veins. I don't know why does she believe that she impregnated Marisa, since she is girl. Since she believed that she was Shokun's biological father, she kept saying so every time she could. I'm not quite confortable with a pupetteer being Shokun's father: he will end up playing with dolls when he grows a little more.

Patchouli also believed that Shokun was her biological son, but not as fiercely as Alice. She was eager for he learning how to speak, so she could start teaching him how to read, so he would be a book-maniac just like her. I can't imagine my son as nerdy as Patchy, so I hope he doesn't turn out to be a nerd like his third father. I want him to become what he wants, not as any of us want. I just hope he doesn't end up being just like his mother, I mean, I hope he doesn't happen to end up as a tomboyish jerk.

It didn't take long until Shokun learned to crawl. Wherever he crawled, Marisa was following him. Thanks goodness that we cleared all the area from dangerous-to-babies things, so Shokun was safe to go anywhere. When he got mone dexterous with his hands, Alice started giving him dolls for him to play. Unfortunately ( for Alice ), he didn't have any interest on dolls. Patchouli tried to give him books for kids for he to at least see the images, but he also didn't have any interest on books: he teared them apart, for Patchouli's unhappiness. What does Shokun like?

I had a hunch that Shokun would have the same likings as Marisa, so I should try to give him something she likes. But... What does Marisa likes? Well... She's a goddamn jerk that likes to lie about anything, steal things and say stupid jokes. Looks like I should observe him and see what does he have interest on. By first glance, he appears to like his mother. He always smile when she talks to him. He also loves to play... He gets very cheerful when someone is playing with him. I like a lot to play with him, if I may say so mimself. Everyone likes to play with him.

His first word he said was: "Mommy", which made Marisa be the happiest mother in the world. Figures why that was his first said word... I can't wait until he learns to say "Daddy".

Title: Re: Touhou - The so-called Baby Boom
Post by: Sriggle on June 16, 2010, 10:32:56 PM

I like this story, ^^ And Reimu's comment on her son playing with dolls.. XD Maybe he'll hook up with Medicine.

Title: Re: Touhou - The so-called Baby Boom
Post by: Teewee on June 20, 2010, 03:13:57 PM

This is a pretty good story :) i dont see anything wrong with the english.

Title: Re: Touhou - The so-called Baby Boom
Post by: OkashiiKisei on June 20, 2010, 04:32:56 PM

I generally like it so far. An amusing and cute story, and the grammar is mostly correct, with a few typos here and there (example: you referred to Eirin as 'Eirid' in the first chapter). What does jar me is that Reimu cusses a bit too much in the story, especially chapter 2. I don't think she usually has such rude opinions of others, even if she's only thinking it.

And Alice is pretty egocentric in this fic. Calling the kindergarten 'Margatroid Kindergarten' because it 'sounds better'? Alice, more than half of the Gensokyo can hardly pronounce your last name. The shrine isn't even yours. What a brat.

Title: Re: Touhou - The so-called Baby Boom
Post by: Netwarrior on June 21, 2010, 09:41:23 PM

CHAPTER 4



Marisa was not the only to misteriously get pregnant, despite her delivering was one of the most watched by the folks. The were some deliverings that almost no one knew about, such as Cirno's. When the kindergarten was opened, mothers from all around Gensokyo brough their babies, and I got surprised when I realized how many people were born in this incident, so-called "Baby Boom".

At the beginning, I suspected this Baby Boom was evil-doing of Yukari. Of course, she is the only one who could do such a incredible thing. However, I had to discard my suspicions since her Shikigami, Ran, also got pregnant. I know Yukari very well and I know that she wouldn't get her familiars involved in an incident caused by her. Anyways, Ran's child ( or Chen's "sister" ) was a very cute girl called Miyako Yakumo. She was almost identical to her mother: she had fox ears and lots of blonde fox tails, and she was blondette. Chen must be quite jealous of Miyako, since she is actually the new apple of Ran's eyes, but at least she doesn't look so, hence she is always with her "sister" here in the Shrine.

Happily, the only fairy to get pregnant was Cirno, so I wouldn't have to take care of thousands of millions of baby fairies. Cerald was just like his mother, I mean, by personality. I bet the first thing that brat said was "I'm the strongest!", since this is almost the only thing he says. There are lots of toys in the Shrine ( so everyone can play ), but Cerald insists on stealing toys when other kids are playing with them. I hate when he does that, so I shout at him to he not to do that again, but he just doesn't hear me, just Cirno. Sometimes I wish that he wasn't Cirno's son, but another fairy else's... Not a good idea, because he could be Lilly White's son, and he would be shouting "Spring is coming!" everywhere everytime. I hope that winter comes soon so Letty will appear and give some serious parenting to that baka-junior.

Happily, for Suika, Yuugi also had a baby, a boy which was called Satoshi Hoshiguma. He was just like his mother, but just without that weird horn. Suika told me that onis aren't born with horns, because they grow out later. He was quite playful, and he was always having fun with Suika. Despite he is just 4 years old, he already drinks sake a lot... That's why he is very playful. Suika told me that onis always drink sake, even if they are small kids. It can't be helped...

Other child that spend his day here in the Shrine is Youmu's kid, Mitsuo. His surname was Saigyouji because that eating-machine adopted him as his father, just as I did with Shokun. Speaking of which, Mitsuo and Shokun are great friends. They are always playing together. Mitsuo looks to like swords a lot, since he plays a lot with the toy sword. That may be so because he usually see his mother wielding swords. Although Mitsuo doesn't have Yuyuko's blood in his veins, he is getting gluttonous just like her. He eats a lot in the lunch and breakfast, and he even steals other kids' food. I hope he doesn't get fat.

There are also two kids that give me as much headache as Cerald gives. The two immortal goons of that bamboo forest also had babies, Fujiwara no Hikaru ( a boy ) and Yumeni Houraisan ( a girl ). Well, they aren't bratty and don't fight and all, but their mothers are the real trouble. We must always take the necessary precautions for Mokou and Kaguya don't see each other when they bring their kids to the Shrine. We have done well so far. The immortals don't even know the other's kid is in the Shrine. Happily, their kids didn't inherit their mothers' hate. They get along very well... I hope that they serve as a way to those two immoral immortals make peace with each other.


There are so many children here, and I like them all. I'm happy because Shokun can get to play with a lot of people, and even more happy because I'm getting a living on the kindergarten. Finally I can eat something other than grass or any junk from the mountain, buying decent food from the stores in the Human Village.

I'm eager to see these kids grow up and become fine people...





BUT... There's something bugging me...

Title: Re: Touhou - The so-called Baby Boom
Post by: OkashiiKisei on June 21, 2010, 09:59:12 PM

HOLD IT!

Despite this being a fine chapter and the nice new character ideas I have to point out an error in your mythology!

Kitsune are always born with one tail! They gain one every hundred years until they have nine. After that they lose one every hundred years until they have four, turning them into the divine kyuubi. Mitsuko should have only one tail. I am also disappointed you didn't name Mitsuko after a color like Yukari (violet), Ran (indigo) and Chen (orange). Since kitsune are pretty powerful she'd sit near Ran and Yukari in the color spectrum. It would've been most fitting if you called her Aoi (blue).

Title: Re: Touhou - The so-called Baby Boom
Post by: Netwarrior on June 22, 2010, 11:57:54 AM

OH!

My apologies!

I didn't know about this kitsune mythology... And I completely forgot about the colors in the names of Yakumo family...

I'll do some research before writing more chapters.

Title: Re: Touhou - The so-called Baby Boom
Post by: Netwarrior on June 22, 2010, 07:27:27 PM

I'm sure some people won't like this chapter...





CHAPTER 5




This thing is bugging me is the Baby Boom itself. It's nice and stuff to have so many cute children around, but... I wonder how did the mothers get pregnant. I mean... Every children are exactly alike their mothers, as if they only had 100% of maternal blood, instead of 50% maternal and 50% paternal. It drops out any theory about a mysterious man raping everyone. And Mitsuko drops any suspicion about Yukari.

Speaking of which, I wonder what that greasy old hag is doing. Probably sleeping and dreaming about some man getting attracted to her ( something that would ONLY happen in her dreams! ). Well... Maybe Yukari knows something about the Baby Boom. At least something... I have to talk with her. Or better, I must team up with her and kick the ass of the culprit to death!

Yeeeeeeeeeaaaaaaaaahhhh... We will team up just like in the Night of Nights and we will kick some ass! Specially fairy ass! I haven't slayed fairies for a loooooong time! Heheheh... My ofudas are begging to being used!

That's it! I'll go to Yakumo House and call Yukari!




Later...


Here I am! Yakumo House! I hate climbing all those giant stairs just to come to this cafofo ( See Notes ), something I usually do. I and Yukari have become best friends, so we visit each other a hell a lot of times. It's a good opportunity for me to eat something good, since Ran cooks very well. Well... Let's knock this door and see if anyone is home.

*knock* *knock* *knock*

-YUKARI! OPEN THIS DOOR! - I shouted, assuming that she is sleeping

The door opened quickly. It was Ran.

-Oh! Hello Mrs. Hakurei! What can I do for you? Did my daughter cause any trouble?

-It's not about Mistuko. Is Yukari home?

-Yes, but she is sleeping.

When you are looking for Yukari, and she is sleeping, you should give up. Nobody can wake up that gobbing old hag. But it's a an emergency! I don't have time to waste waiting for Yukari to wake up.

-May I enter?

-Of course!

Ran opened the door, letting me in.

-May I serve you some tea?

-No, thanks. I have an urgent matter with Yukari.

-Good luck trying to wake her up.

I walked in Yukari's room, and there she was: sleeping like a rock under the futatsu. It would be a hard job, but it's an emergency. I need Yukari's help. I could team up with Suika or that gossip-maniac tengu, but Yukari is better. Maybe I could use some of Aya's help, but it will be difficult to convince her to help me without having to expose my armpits and do whatever she wants for a week.

-Yukari! Wake up! Wake up, you greasy hag!!

-ZZzZZzzzzZZZzzZZZzzz... Hmpofsfdsfsf....

No good. Just words wouldn't wake her up. I'll have to use some more aggresive method. I'll kick her lightly and see if she wakes up.

*kick*

-ZZzZZzzzZZZzzZZZ...

*a bit stronger kick*

-ZZzZZzZZZzz.... No, Renko, the moon isn't made of cheese... ZZzzZZzzzZZz...

Huh? Who the hell is Renko? Bah, never mind. I'll have to use an even more unorthodox method! I know that Yukari usually says stupid random things ( See Notes ), so I'll say something stupid and random.

-Yukariiiii... - I said softly near her ear - Wake up! The baker's bike is blue!

-...What?...

-The baker's bike is blue!

-THE BAKER'S BIKE IS BLUE?!

Yukari created a portal under her, and then appeared again from another portal, standing.

-Where's the orange-colored pencil?! - Yukari uttered

-There's no orange-colored pencil. - Now I have her awake, I just have to tame her

-...What?

-I said that so you would wake up.

-...Whaaaaaaat?

-Yukari, we have a problem.

-Yes, Reimu! We DO have a problem! You woke me up with the BREAKING NEWS about the baker's bike, and I don't see any orange-colored pencil here! ( See Notes )

What the hell is she thinking?! What do orange-colored pencils have to do with blue bikes owned by baker's? Maybe her brain is on strike due all the millenia being underused.

-You lied to me, Reimu! You lied! I can never trust you again! And I though we were BFF's (See Glossary), shame on you!

-I can explain!

-So... Explain yourself!

-Some girls misteriously got pregnant without any carnal conjuction and...

-What?

-Some girls misteriously got pregnant without sleeping with men and...

-Whaaaaaaaaaaaaat?

-Some girls...

-Women?! Getting pregnant without sex?! Why didn't you said that before?!

-I was trying to say, but...

-It's too late for apologies, Reimu! We have to do something about it!

-Yes! I have some suspicions...

-NO! Didn't you cause enough problems for today, Reimu?! I don't need your ideas, I can think on my own!

-... - I FacePalm'd

-I KNOW! I know who the culprit might be! Follow me!

-I still think we should...

-SHUT UP, REIMU! I don't need your ideas! Now, follow me!

Goshdamnit! She is just dragging me out to nowhere just like in the Night of Nights. I hope she take me to the real culprit...


GLOSSARY

BFF - Best Friend Forever ( a commonly used term in Brazil )


NOTES

Yukari and Stupid Random things - Since the events of Subterranean Animism, Yukari has started to randomly say stupid random things. Nobody know why.

Walfas' Joke - Copyleft rights!

Title: Re: Touhou - The so-called Baby Boom
Post by: MysTeariousYukari on June 23, 2010, 01:38:53 AM

Oh my, I laughed, Yukari was awesome. I loved the Renko joke as well :D

Title: Re: Touhou - The so-called Baby Boom
Post by: Netwarrior on June 23, 2010, 02:51:14 PM

CHAPTER 6



We flew in circles in the sky for hours. I warned Yukari about that many times, but she just answered with "I don't need your ideas!". When we finally got a way to somewhere, we ended up in the bamboo forest. We would continue to fly in circles if I didn't convince Yukari that hamburguers cannot be hard-boiled in banana-blue-colored toilets. Seriously, what's on in Yukari's head?

-Here we are... Eientei! - said Yukari

Yes, we are in front of Eientei. What are we doing here?

-Why did you bring me here?

-Think, Reimu, Think!! Eirin is a maniacal potion maker! She surely developed an Impregnating Potion and tested it on people! She is creating this Impregnating Potion to impregnate the moon bunnies, and create a HUGE army of bunnies armed with submachine guns and antitank rifles... So she'll use this army to TAKE OVER GENSOKYO! Once Eirin take over Gensokyo, she will convince everybody that the upper part of the eggs are the broadest side! If that happens... DINOSAURS WILL HIDE MONOCYCLES WHERE JUDE LOST HIS SHOES!!! AAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHH!!!!

I FacePalm'd, but some parts of Yukari useless babbling do make sense. I never though about it, but maybe the culprit is really Eirin.

-But... If Eirin is the culprit, why did she impregnate Kaguya?

-Because she needed to throw a planck on the cat, of course! You need to learn to think, Reimu!

I'll pretend I understand.

-Okay... So... Shall we barge in Eientei or not?

-Right after you, my friend!

Hell yeah! My ofudas and my gohei will finally be used, after so many years unused! I'll kick hard many bunny ass tonight! Yeeeeeaaaahhhh... With Yukari on my side, we will put an end on the so-called Baby Boom! Let's ROCK!

I kicked the door open and got some ofudas ready.

-HANDS UP! I HAVE OFUDAS AND I'M NOT AFRAID OF USING THEM!!!

-HANDS UP! I HAVE A USELESS UMBRELLA BECAUSE IT'S NIGHT AND IT'S NOT RAINING!!!

-Dammit Yukari!

-There's nobody here...

All the lights were off, as if there was nobody in there! Hmmm... That's unusual! The lights should be on because of Eirin's Clinic.

-Be careful, Reimu! I'm sure that all the crew of this mansion is somewhere deeper, reunited in a room with a large table, discussing their evil plot to make dinossaurs ride monocycles where Jude lost his shoes!

That may be so. Let's get more into this cafofo! Let's not let our guard down... There may be traps!... I don't care! Nothing can stop the Wonderful Shrine Maiden of Paradise, Reimu Hakurei, from saving Gensokyo from the clutches of Evil! Yeeeeeeeeaaaaaahhhh... I'll kick ass hard! When I put my hands on Eirin, I'll stab her butt with her own syringes, and when I put my hands on Kaguya... Huh, I'll just tell her to tell her daughter to eat her vegetables. Heheheh...

We got deeper and deeper in Eientei... And then, Yukari stopped me.

-SSSSSSHHHH! Reimu, are you listening?

-What?

-Listen...

Oh! I could hear some laughter! It was Kaguya's voice laughing! Yeeeeeaaaahhhh... Kaguya is laughing like a villian after plotting an evil plan! SURE THING! Now I'm sure that Kaguya is using Eirin's impregnating medicine to create an army of bunnies to take over Gensokyo!! But she won't take over Gensokyo, because the Wonderful Shrine Maiden of Paradise is here!! I'll stop her evil plans and I will be the same glorious Gensokyo's Savior like I and Marisa were in the past! Shokun will be so proud of me!...

-The laughter is coming from there! - I said when I saw some light coming from under a big door

-Gop first! I'll watch your back, Reimu!

-Okay!

I Ascension Kick'ed the door and barged in. And our suspicions were correct! There was a large table, with all the Eientei's crew sitting around it, and Kaguya was laughing her ass out, like a villian! Yeeeeeeaaaaaaahhhhh... Now we are going to break everything and beat the hell out everybody to death! CHARGE!

-HANDS UP! YOU PLANS OF VILLANY END HERE!!!

-What are you doing here?! - Kaguya

-I know you were planning a way to take over Gensokyo by making Eirin to make an impregnating potion, and then tested it on people around Gensokyo, and now you are going to use it to impregnate your bunnies, create an army and use it to take over Gensokyo!!!

-... - Kaguya glared - Whaaaaaaaaaaat?

-You were even laughing your ass out! It proves that you were devising an evil plan!!

-You're wrong! I was laughing because I lost a Stare game we are playing!

-Yeah! She lost to me! - Reisen

-It's not my fault if you look like a clown, Udonge!

HUH? So...

-So... You aren't devising an evil plan to take over Gensokyo?

Eirin called Kaguya's attention.

-Mistress, this evil plan Reimu though we were planning looks nice!

-Sure thing, Eirin! Let's carry this plan on!




WHATAHELL?!?!??!?!

Title: Re: Touhou - The so-called Baby Boom
Post by: Dasher-Crash on June 23, 2010, 03:03:02 PM

Shit Hits The Fan real hard this time.

Title: Re: Touhou - The so-called Baby Boom
Post by: Netwarrior on June 23, 2010, 03:50:41 PM

Quote from: Dasher-Crash on June 23, 2010, 03:03:02 PM

Shit Hits The Fan real hard this time.

Hmmm... This was a criticism about the bad quality of this Fic or a comment about Reimu's stupidity?

Sorry, I don't know every slang of English language...

Title: Re: Touhou - The so-called Baby Boom
Post by: Dasher-Crash on June 23, 2010, 04:04:12 PM

Normally, when something small manifests into something large-scale, we call it when Shit Hits the Fan. Because even the smallest of poop can spread when it hits the fan.

Title: Re: Touhou - The so-called Baby Boom
Post by: MysTeariousYukari on June 23, 2010, 07:10:21 PM

Quote from: Dasher-Crash on June 23, 2010, 04:04:12 PM

Normally, when something small manifests into something large-scale, we call it when Shit Hits the Fan. Because even the smallest of poop can spread when it hits the fan.

^ Basicly, this. Something you might think isn't that important suddenly becomes a massive situation and far more important.

Also, Kaguya having a staring contest with Reisen... Wat?! Reisen can make people go crazy if they look into her eyes. That is so crazy, it's awesome. I like this even more.

Title: Re: Touhou - The so-called Baby Boom
Post by: OkashiiKisei on June 23, 2010, 08:06:42 PM

Quote from: MystearicaUtsuho on June 23, 2010, 07:10:21 PM

^ Basicly, this. Something you might think isn't that important suddenly becomes a massive situation and far more important.

Also, Kaguya having a staring contest with Reisen... Wat?! Reisen can make people go crazy if they look into her eyes. That is so crazy, it's awesome. I like this even more.

Kaguya is already crazy, Tear. :V

Is that 'yeeeeeaaahhhh' thing a verbal tic? Reimu says that quite a lot in this fic. (HEY THAT RHYMED!)

Though I'd usually call Yukari acting like a senile madwoman as character derailment you managed to make it pretty funny, so I'll let it slip.

Did Yukari forget she could turn her umbrella into a circle saw? That doesn't seem useless to me. Meh, she's just crazy.

Title: Re: Touhou - The so-called Baby Boom
Post by: Netwarrior on June 23, 2010, 08:33:40 PM

The "yeeeeaaaahhh" is kinda realy a verbal tic of Reimu's. She usually says it when she is daydreaming.

As for Yukari, I wanted to make her a comical character, and the only way was slightly decharacterizing her, making her a blurter of stupid random phrases ( I use a certain website to generate these phrases ). Actually, the Yukari's character in this Fic kinda comes from a certain brazillian joke.


I want to make this fic be something around a Romantic Comedy ( I don't know how this genre is called in English, so I just translated directly from how it is called in Portuguese ) with wee bits of action.

Title: Re: Touhou - The so-called Baby Boom
Post by: Bias Bus on June 24, 2010, 12:45:49 AM

I usually don't read anything that remotely involves touhou yuri, but I'm just curious on one detail; Why the sudden switch to hyphens and stuff rather than spaced paragraphs.

Not calling you out or anything, just curious.

Title: Re: Touhou - The so-called Baby Boom
Post by: Netwarrior on June 24, 2010, 12:03:23 PM

Quote from: Minotaur IV Erebus on June 24, 2010, 12:45:49 AM

I usually don't read anything that remotely involves touhou yuri, but I'm just curious on one detail; Why the sudden switch to hyphens and stuff rather than spaced paragraphs.

Not calling you out or anything, just curious.

Sorry, I didn't quite understand your question.

If you hate yuri, I'm afraid that there will be some yuri scenes. At least there was a yuri scene after the actual plot in the Portuguese version, but I'm planning to change the next plot.

Title: Re: Touhou - The so-called Baby Boom
Post by: Netwarrior on June 24, 2010, 12:04:37 PM

The two next chapters are going to be a little short due some difficulties on organizing the plot.


CHAPTER 7



-You don't dare to carry on the plan I though you were carrying on!!! - I can't believe I said that

-Heheheheh... That's funny, Reimu! - DAMMIT YUKARI

-You can't stop us, Reimu! You are a human, and you aged a lot since you last fought me! You stand no chance!

-Dream on! En guarde!!

I got my ofudas and threw them. However... They just fell on the ground just like their were common papers!! HOW?! They should home to Kaguya's face!!

-Reimu, Reimu... I hope you are now aware of your aging. - Kaguya

-Shut up! I'm just 30 years old! I'll just start to age when I'm 40!

-Udonge, you know what to do! - Eirin

-Yes! - Reisen

-Bring it on, bunny!! - I'll beat Reisen to death

-Reimu!! Look out!! - Yukari shouted

The bunny shot a hell of a Lunatic-Difficulty, and I tried to evade, but somehow I couldn't evade it well. I got shot and it hurt as hell, but...

-AAARGH!!

-Reimu! We have to escape! - Yukari said it when she summoned a portal to took me away


Before I could shout to Yukari to let me be, it was too late. We were already in the Yakumo House. Owwwwwww maaaan... This makes me angry! I screwed everything up and now Eientei is REALLY plotting something evil! What should I do!

-Dammit Yukari! I could take that on!

-No, you couldn't. You looked you had a bad sense of direction! You even got shot!

That shot just got my right shoulder... Nothing really bad.

-Teleport me back there! We have to stop them before they create an army!

-You can't even throw your ofudas well! What's on with you, Reimu?

-Maybe I just rusted a bit, after so many years without incidents!

-Or maybe... You are pregnant!

-WHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAT?

-You know that pregnant girls can't fight well!

-No way I'm pregnant!

-The only way to discover is asking Eirin...

-She is our enemy!

-Never mind! Anyways, you can't fight anymore, Reimu. Let me take care of it, but you go home and stay there!

-But!...

-No "buts"! Listen to the elderly! Now, go home and take care of the kids.

-Okay...

I said "okay" but I wasn't willing to give up. I'll rest for today and I'll barge in Eientei again later. This time with Suika or Aya!

Title: Re: Touhou - The so-called Baby Boom
Post by: Teewee on June 25, 2010, 03:24:54 PM

I quite like how this fic is turning out :) and

Quote from: Netwarrior on June 24, 2010, 12:03:23 PM

Sorry, I didn't quite understand your question.

If you hate yuri, I'm afraid that there will be some yuri scenes. At least there was a yuri scene after the actual plot in the Portuguese version, but I'm planning to change the next plot.

What Erebus meant was the organizing of the plot. A hyphen is this, the - symbol. You were organizing the dialogue with that instead of into paragraphs like

<dialogue by Reimu> said Reimu with signs of an emotion. <reply dialog from Yukari> replied yukari.
and so on into paragraphs consisting of at least 4 sentences, but not so much that it looks like a wall of text. I hope that clears that up :)

Title: Re: Touhou - The so-called Baby Boom
Post by: Netwarrior on June 25, 2010, 05:52:23 PM

Oh, I got it.

I am not adept of dialogues inside paragraphs, it's not quite used by brazillian writers.

Title: Re: Touhou - The so-called Baby Boom
Post by: Netwarrior on June 25, 2010, 05:55:17 PM

CHAPTER 8




The wound of the shot healed quickly, despite the strange health state I'm in. I have been throwing up a lot lately, and I find it very strange. It is not usual to me to puke, even on unstable periods. Am I really pregnant?... No. Not possible.

My wives got angry at me because of my little adventure. Alice scolded me saying that I can't be the same reckless youngster I was years ago, because I had a family and responsabilities. Maybe she is right, but if I don't save Gensokyo, nobody will. I completely doubt that Yukari could handle all the Eientei scroundrels even with Ran and Chen. That greasy old hag is unable to use her pea-sized brain. Only I and Marisa, and maybe Sakuya, are capable of saving Gensokyo from the clutches of Evil!

Hmmm... Oh yeah. There's Marisa, too. She may be in a better state than me, so she will be able to drag Alice and Patchouli with her and beat the hell away the enemies. It's not cool for me to for me to ask Marisa's help, but it's for the sake of entire Gensokyo! So... That's it! I will have Marisa to do the hard work for me! Let's go...

I waited until the end of my turn of watching the children in the kindregarten to be able to go to speak with Marisa. I had to scold Cerald because he got a frog and started frightening the girls with it, but he simply didin't listen! I think I'll have to call Cirno for her to watch her son, because he may only listen to her. There were more problems... I saw Kaguya's daughter playing with a toy that Rinnosuke said it's called "Toy Truck", a toy from the Outside World, and then Hikaru came to her and said:

-Hi! Can I play with the twuck?

But Yumeni didn't hear him.

-Hello? - Hikaru

-Hewwo! - Yumeni

-Can I play with the twuck?

Yumeni clutched the "Toy Truck".

-NO!

-But...

-IT'S MY TWUCK!

-YOU'RE SO MEAN!!!

-Mine!

-I HATE YOU!!

-My twuck!

Hikaru ran away, cursing Yumeni.

-MINE! - Yumeni


OH RIGHT! Now even the children of the immoral immortals are enemies. They DO have inherited their mothers' hate! What should I do?... Maybe I should make them make peace before they end up fighting with each other forever just like their mothers... But I will do it later. My turn is ending soon, so it will be Patchouli's problem for her to solve. I have to talk with Marisa.

And there she is: playing with our son. Shokun saw me and asked:

-How did you get hurt, Daddy ~ze?

-I went out to play with a friend and I got hurt.

-Can I play with your friend ~ze?

-If you play with her, you'll end up riding monocycles with dinossaurs were Jude lost his shoes. - I grinned

-What?

-Never mind, darling. Can you go play with someone else, I need to speak with your mother.

-Yes, Daddy ~ze!

Shokun went away. Marisa looked to me as if she already knew what I wanted to tell her.

-Marisa, we got a problem.

-Hah! I bet you went out with Yukari and ended up messing up with someone ~ze!

-More or less...

-And now you need me to help you with them, right ~ze?

-Huh... Yeah.

-Don't count on me ~ze.

-Whaaaaaaaaaaaat?

-Neither I am at the age of adventuring and messing with people. I need to take care of Shokun ~ze.

-You aren't the Marisa I married with!

-And you aren't the Reimu I married with. You could take care of the enemy even without Yukari's help.

-But... I kinda can't fight...

-I see that you haven't been feeling well lately... I think you are pregnant ~ze!

-NO! NO WAY! I may just be sick or something!

-Well... Anyways... Go find someone else to solve the problems you caused ~ze.

-FINE.

Dammit! Marisa isn't going to help me! Now what? Who else is capable of saving Gensokyo from the clutches of Evil? Owww man... I don't like this. I SHOULD have taken care of that lunatic bunny, but why I didn't manage to evade her danmaku as perfectly as I did in the Night of Nights? That was easy enough... A quite easy job for the Wonderful Shrine Maiden of Paradise! Why? Maybe... Maybe.... I could be pregnant!... NO! NO NO NO! That's not possible... I may be just a bit sick! That's it!

Oh YES! I remembered! There's Sakuya! She did well when Yuyuko and Yukari stealed the Spring! And she has got nice danmakus and SpellCards, she could be well suitable for the job. And she doesn't have children nor a family, so she won't give "responsability" excuses. I just hope she doesn't say that Remilia doesn't let her to go out out in the blue like this. But it's an emergency, I'm sure that Remilia will comprehend...

So... That's it! I'll drop by the Scarlet Devil Mansion! Since it's my free time, I can go there right away.


Later...
Good thing that I'm not accompained by that black-hole head of Yukari, so I didn't have to fly in circles with that hag saying stupid things like "The garden dwarfs of the White House are plannig a revolution to ban the Law of Gravity!" or "Can we smoke a rainbow under the groundwater while we see yellow dogs eating the sun?".

And here I am... SDM! Good thing that I didn't bump into Cirno or Daiyousei so I didn't have to waste my time with stupid weaklings.

There is China, sleeping like a rock. She is the BEST guard a mansion could have, indeed! At least I won't need to kick her ass away to enter the SDM. I'll just pass by quietly and try to find Sakuya.

Inside that cafofo, I met some maid fairies who greet me. Since the time I first invaded the SDM, I taugh them a good lesson about NOT MESSING WITH REIMU! But there was a quite surprise between the fairies. There was Flandre, dressed as a maid, cleaning the ground. How come Flandre became a maid? And why does she looks... Smaller?

-Flandre? What are you doing out the basement?

-My name isn't Flandre!

-Huh?

Sakuya appeared from nowhere, maybe because she stopped the time.

-Mistress Hakurei! What brings you here?

-Who is this girl?

-Oh. She is just a maid. - Sakuya looked to the girl - Louise, go clean somewhere else.

-Yes...

The girl went away. So she isn't Flandre... But she REALLY looks like her. Does she is...

-Let me guess... That "Louise" girl is Flandre's daughter, right?

-That should be a secret only known by SDM, but looks like it's too late. Please don't tell anybody about this, okay? - Sakuya seemed worried

-Why is Flandre's daughter a maid?

-Since Mistress Remilia inherited this mansion, she ordered that everybody born inside here should be a maid, regardless whose child they are. Patchouli is the only exception. She was a maid but was promoted to Remilia's personal magician.

-Patchouli was born here?

-Yes. But... What brings you here, Mistress Hakurei?

-I need your help, Sakuya. The Eientei is going to take over Gensokyo and I'm not in a good condition to fight.

-So you want me to fight the Eientei?

-Yeah, kinda so.

-We have to ask Mistress Remilia about this.

-... - Reimu didn't like it -I know that Remi won't help on a matter that doesn't concerns her. So... Never mind.

-May I serve you a cup of tea?

-No, thanks. I want to talk with Flandre.

-Why?

-I want to know what she thinks about her daughter having to work.

-I don't recommend you doing this, Mistress Hakurei. Mistress Flandre gets a little... unstable when it comes to her daughter.

-I see... But I'll take the risk.

-Fine. Follow me.


Heheheheheheh... Sakuya didn't notice my plan! Since I can't go with Sakuya, I'll take someone that wouldn't mind going out a bit, specially when it comes to kicking some ass! Yes, I'm talking about Flandre! She'll be a GREAT helping hand on fighting the Eientei. With her, the matter will be solved in gimpsy! Yeeeaaahhh... Reimu Hakurei will save Gensokyo no matter what it takes! I'm a true heroine, ain't I?

We went down some circular stairs and we ended up in front of Flandre's room's door.

-Here you are. Now, please excuse me. - Sakuya

Sakuya left, just as I wanted! Now I'm just going to come in Flandre's room and talk a way for her to help me.

*knock* *knock* *knock*

-Flandre, are you in there?

No response. Well... I'll just barge in. Let's see if the door is open... Nope. So I'll have to barge in anyways.

-I'M COMING IN!

One more sucessful door-destroying Ascension Kick! I may not be so rusty, nor even pregnant! But... Damn, this room is so dark! I though my hair was dark as hell, but I was wrong! How can Flandre live in a place like this? Oh well, she's a vampire. Anyways, it's too dark and I can't see a thing. I'll try calling her...

-Flandre! I need to talk with you!

I could hear a weak whining coming from somewhere. It must be Flandre. I'll have to adventure mimself into the darkness...

-My... My baby... My baby... - Flandre whined

-Flandre, I need your help.

I couldn't see her, but I knew she was there.

-Go away. I don't wanna play. - Flandre

-I didn't come to play.

-So go away anyways.

-Looks like you miss your daughter a lot, don't you?

Flandre appeared from the darkness, coming at a supersonic speed. She grappled Reimu by her clothes, shouting:

-YOU KNOW ANYTHING ABOUT HER?!??!

-Yes.

-How is she?!

-She is a maid here at the SDM, and she looks healthy.

Flandre unclutched Reimu's clothes.

-They... They took her away from me right after she came out from inside me... I tried to escape and see her, but Onee-sama got very angry with me...

Now I've happen to think about this... How did a child like Flandre got pregnant? Maybe she is a tween in her early ages. Anyways, it looks like she misses Louise a lot. I mean... I feel a bit sad for her. Looks like she never saw her child. I can use it as my advantage. Let's butter this petite vampire up!

-What's... What's her name?... Do you know?... I couldn't even give her a name... - Flandre

-It's Louise, or so Sakuya calls her.

-Louise... It's a beautiful name...

-Flandre, I need your help. If you cooperate, I promise you'll be able to see Louise, at least once.

-SERIOUSLY?!?!?!

-Yep!

-What must I do?! I'll do ANYTHING!!

HELL YEAH! My plan is working! Now I just need to take some steps further and everything will go right!

-I just need you help me to kick some ass.

-Easy enough!

-Then we have a deal!

-But... How am I going to get outta here without being seen?

OH NO! I didn't think about that! What am I supposed to about this! I have to get Flandre outta this hell. But... How?...
Think, Reimu, Think!

Huh...

Dammit...

Title: Re: Touhou - The so-called Baby Boom
Post by: OkashiiKisei on June 26, 2010, 12:05:11 AM

Flandre got a child too? Damn, considering the fact she is mentally and physically a 10-12 year-old the birth process probably gave her even more traumas and mental instability. And it is pretty sad what happened to her and Louise. Flandre almost looks like Alma from F.E.A.R. now.

Though there is one error: Sakuya states that everyone born in the SDM will be a maid, with the only exception being Patchouli. Well, why is Flandre not a maid then? She wasn't listed as as exception. So unless she and Remilia were born before the mansion was built Flandre should be mentioned on that exception list too.

Shokun and several other kids seem to be able to talk, but Louise can already clean the mansion! How old is she? She can't be much older than the others, right? Unless vampires grow up very fast and then stop growing at a certain moment... How do the undead give birth anyway?

The Walfas 'twuck' joke was pretty clever and very fitting. :V

I think Reimu underestimates Yukari a bit too much. Yukari might be a bit messed up in the head but she's still omnipotent and the series one-and-only Phantasm boss. Ran is also stated to be pretty powerful too, standing tall above the majority of youkai in Gensokyo. The only beings that have officially been described as more powerful than Yukari are Shikieiki and Dragon God. Flandre isn't necessarily stronger than Yukari. I'm sure Yukari, Ran and Chen can take on Eientei by themselves. It won't be easy, but it is far from a impossible battle for Yukari. And if the situation is dire enough she can hax her way to victory. Reimu should have more faith in Yukari.

I assume most youkai haven't aged in the time-skip, so Yukari can't be 'weaker' due to age since she doesn't age anyway (which is what makes the 'greasy old hag' and 'she can only get a man in her dreams' gags a bit strange and unjustified, considering Yukari is ungodly beautiful.)

Title: Re: Touhou - The so-called Baby Boom
Post by: MysTeariousYukari on June 26, 2010, 06:25:33 AM

I am loving this so much! I got thrown for a loop with the 'Flandre has a daughter' bit, but It seems to fit pretty well.

Title: Re: Touhou - The so-called Baby Boom
Post by: Dasher-Crash on June 26, 2010, 10:29:20 AM

OH GOD FLANDRE HAS A CHILD

The world will start to end...

Title: Re: Touhou - The so-called Baby Boom
Post by: Netwarrior on June 26, 2010, 06:55:26 PM

@Amatsu-Mikokashi

Let's assume that Flandre was born before Remilia "inherited" the SDM, so she wouldn't have to be a maid.

Other thing is that Reimu's narration doesn't concerns about the passing of the years. You have to calculate and make some assumptions to determine the children's age. Assuming that Reimu was 16 years old when she defeated Utsuho on SA, and then Reimu said to Reisen that she was 30. As the synopsis says, Shokun was born 10 years after the events of SA, so the children are around 4 years old. However, Flandre's daughter may be older because nobody knew about Louise's birthing, so she may be older than the other children.

I think it's written in the next chapter a conjecture of Reimu's about how Flandre could get pregnant even if she is a child.

Teaser

I have been posting one chapter a day, but it's not possible anymore. I'll start to post on each 2 or 3 days, time enough for me to prepare more chapters for a new new-chapter posting spree.
Before I post a new chapter, I'll post a Teaser about the plot's future.

So...

One thing Reimu didn't mention in her narration is her curiosity about Patchouli's past, since Sakuya said she's born as a maid and was promoted. Who are Patchouli's parents?
And how is Reimu going to make Flandre and Louise meet each other without being slayered by Sakuya or Remilia first? Did she REALLY got a plan?

Title: Re: Touhou - The so-called Baby Boom
Post by: Bias Bus on June 26, 2010, 07:15:16 PM

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No one knew about Louise's birth

Sounds like Flandre had to go through labor all by herself. Which to me, is rather jarring. If  I know anything's about Flandre it's that she would be raising enough hell during the initial birth to cause some folks to know about what was going on.

But then again, I'm being much too practical about this...

Title: Re: Touhou - The so-called Baby Boom
Post by: Netwarrior on June 26, 2010, 07:38:07 PM

Maybe later Louise's birthing will be described.

But, as Flandre says, the SDM crew took Louise away right after she was born, hence Flandre could never see her. It means that SDM was aware about Louise's birthing, and maybe they were there during the labor.

Title: Re: Touhou - The so-called Baby Boom
Post by: OkashiiKisei on June 26, 2010, 10:29:22 PM

Quote from: Minotaur IV Erebus on June 26, 2010, 07:15:16 PM

Sounds like Flandre had to go through labor all by herself. Which to me, is rather jarring. If  I know anything's about Flandre it's that she would be raising enough hell during the initial birth to cause some folks to know about what was going on.

But then again, I'm being much too practical about this...

I guess nobody outside the mansion knew about it, but everyone inside did. After all, Louise was taken away before Flandre could name her, indicating the SDM staff was by her side during the labor and ran off with the kiddo before Flandre could even see her. Either Remilia shushed Flandre or Patchouli cast a silencing spell around the mansion so no-one could hear Flandre's demonic screeches or feel any earthquakes she caused during the birthing process.

Title: Re: Touhou - The so-called Baby Boom
Post by: Netwarrior on June 27, 2010, 03:09:11 PM

CHAPTER (9)


Owww maaaaaaan... I'll feeling like a ball-nine. I have got to come up with a plan to get Flandre outta here. Maybe we'll have to use some stealth operations to get out SDM.

-Okay. I have an idea. We'll get away stealthly.

-...

-Have you got any better ideas?!

-YES! I HAVE!

Flandre's idea was quite simple. She just used her absolute destruction power and exploded a wall all the way to outside.

-Onee-sama won't like this, but if it's for my baby, I'll do anything!!

Huh. Easy enough. I'll deal with Remilia when we are finished kicking Eientei's ass. Then... LET'S GO!

-CHARGE!!

I started flying, making sure that Flandre was following me. Once we got out from the SDM, I also made sure nobody seen us. It won't take long until they notice the enormous hole Flan made, but at that time we'll be exploding Eientei away. Yeeeeaaahh... Reimu Hakurei will save the day, once more! I'll be Gensokyo's greatest hero again! Shokun will be so proud of being son of Gensokyo's great heroine!

Good thing that Yukari wasn't around, so I wouldn't need to convince her that cats aren't relatives of dogs. I was leading this time, and Flandre would blow Eientei to the hell! Yeeeaaahhh... I bet Kaguya and her moon gang is going to kneel before me begging for my mercy!

HA! There it is! The Eientei!! I'll just Ascension Kick the door, as I always do. Man, I'm so excited! I'll finally kick some ass!

-HANDS UP! I HAVE A MANIACAL VAMPIRE AND I'M NOT AFRAID OF TELLING HER TO BLOW YOU UP!!!

Some rabbits were there, and they looked to me with a dubious look. Maybe their are frozen because of the fear of being completely destroyed by Flandre! Heheheheh... I'll have no mercy! I'll tell Flandre to blow them up so I can continue barging in Eientei.

-Flandre! Finish those rabbits off!!

I looked back to see Flandre using her absolute destruction powers, but... WHATAHELLUVASHITTTT!!!?? Flandre isn't here!!! OH MY GOD!!! WHERE IS THAT VAMPIRE!!??
Uh oh... This is not good! Flandre betrayed me and got away without my concern!! Now I'm doomed! DOOMED!!

-Why if it isn't Reimu Hakurei! - said Kaguya, coming from a door

-We have to thank you, Mistress Hakurei, for your great suggestion! - said Eirin, who was following Kaguya

-I knew you would come back, but I didn't know you would dare to come alone! - Kaguya grinned

-Stand back! With or without a helper, I'll defeat you all!! - I can't give up

-Give up, Reimu. It's only you against the whole Eientei!

-If I can't defeat you all, I'll just do something smart: BEAT YOU AWAY, KAGUYA!

I know my ofudas didn't work last time, so I'll try something more reliable and stronger! They will suffer a hell of pain! I GUARANTEE!

-FANTASY SEAL!!!!

I got my SpellCard and used it! I could feel my huge power surging inside me... I felt as I could destroy everything! After a little charging, it was about time to release the Fantasy Seal!

*pop*

Just a single ofuda came out me and fell on the ground like a normal paper... DAMMIT!!! WHATTA IS HAPPENING TO ME?!?!

-Hahahahahahahahah!!! - Kaguya laughted - You aren't the Wonderful Shrine Maiden of Paradise, you're the Useless Shrine Maiden of Mannure!

-Shut up!! I just... Didn't focus enough!!

-Eirin, what should we do with this useless enemy?

-I suggest we imprison her and then torture her! Or I can use her as a test subject for my studies for creating an impregnating potion!

-Do as you wish, Eirin!

No no no! They won't get me so easily!!

-Bunnies! Get her!! - Eirin ordered

Suddenly, a hell a lot of bunnies jumped over me. DAMMIT! I can't get free!! LET ME GO!! AAAARGH!!! I could just feel my senses fading away...

When I wake up, please remind me of getting my revenge on Flandre...

Title: Re: Touhou - The so-called Baby Boom
Post by: Netwarrior on July 19, 2010, 11:31:59 PM

CHAPTER 10


Owwwwwwwww... My head! I hurts as hell... Were am I?

Ouch! My arms hurt, too... Why?... Oh, I'm suspended by cuffs connected to the ceiling... Or so it looks like.

It's so dark... But it's getting clearer... What are those things over there?... Looks like... People? Who are they?... I see... Red stains over the ground...

I need to clear my vision... At least it's clearing up bit by bit...

I can see some yellow... Looks like yellow hair. Yeah, it's a blonde hair.

Oh no... Please... Don't...

No...

It can't be...

I can see better now... But I don't believe what I see... It's... Looks like a boy, with blonde hair... Laying on the ground, surrounded by red stains. Is this boy... My Shokun? And... Dead?

NO! IT CAN'T BE!!

NOT SHOKUN!!!

-Aaaahhh... AAAAAAAAHHHHHH!!!!

Screaming?... I can hear screaming... I doesn't come from far. I can recognize the voice... It's Marisa... She screaming on pain... But... BY THE GODS!! What's happening here?!

-HEEEEEEELP!!! PLEASE SOMEONE HEEEEEEEEELP!!! - Marisa continued to scream

Those were such bloody screams... They are torturing Marisa... Why? Why are they doing this?... Oh my god...

-AAAAAAHHHHH!!! - I screamed

I could already feel like I was about to cry.

I heard a rusty door being opened. I tried to look aside to see who was coming, but I felt a huge pain throughout my body.

-So you finally woke up, Reimu!

Looks like it's Eirin voice.

-You missed most of the fun. As you can see, your child is already dead. You should have heard all his screaming...

Oh my god... She is talking like she is having fun... How could she... How the hell could she torture Shokun to death?!

-Y... You... Demon... - I couldn't say it louder because of the pain

-You can hear now your wife screaming, can't you? Can you bet what are we doing to her? Can you?

-Shut... Up...

-We are dismembering her... We started cutting out her fingers, and then her hands, and now we are cutting out her arms. I gave her a medicine that will keep her from dying for some time, despite all her bleeding... Which will give her enough time to scream and beg for our mercy.

I can't be hearing this... I CAN'T! It's not happening... Maybe I'm having a nightmare.... It can't be true...

-You may be asking yourself how the things ended like this. I'll answer you: without your protection, we were able to kidnap your family. I was using your relatives as test subjects for my experiences, but now they are useless. So we are disposing them using the most fun way, the torture.

This oughta be a nightmare... Why can't I wake up??

-You may be thinking this is a nightmare. I'll prove you that you're wrong. This medicine here will do the task nicely.

OUCH! I felt a syringe injecting something in me, stabbing right in my back! This pain looks damn real... Owww man! Please Shingyoku... Tell me this is a nightmare.

-Just the pain this medicine is going to cause you isn't enough. You have to see your dear ones suffering, while you suffer as well. I promise you are going to be the last to die, so you'll be able to feel enough agony.

They... They brought Marisa... And Patchouli... And Alice, too... They couldn't talk but only scream, because of the pain they felt. Looks like they couldn't even see me... Specially Patchouli, who had her eyes stabbed with a fire-heaten knife. I saw it... I heard her screaming, bloody screaming. The medicine was taking over my body, causing a huge pain everywhere. I was shaking, feeling even more pain... It's too much agony for me... I don't want to look my wives dying like this...

-Stop... Stop it...

I couldn't help but begging for they to stop while they tortured my family... Blood was spilling everywhere, making everything look red. I could feel that strong smell of death as my family was dying, one by one. I couldn't look away from their suffering, not even close my eyes...

I need... I need to close... My eyes...

-Reimu!

This voice... I know this voice... But I can't recall whose it is...

-Reimu, wake up!

Wake up?... So this... Is this really a nightmare?... Thanks goodness... Please, whoever is helping me, wake me up...

I felt like I could open my eyes... My real eyes... And thats what I did... The first and last thing I saw was a pair of glowing, bloody, red eyes, before I faint. This time... I won't have a nightmare...

Title: Re: Touhou - The so-called Baby Boom
Post by: MysTeariousYukari on July 20, 2010, 02:55:55 AM

O.O Wow... quite the chapter... It reminds of of Higurashi. I am glad it was only a bad dream, a nightmare. Please write more!

Title: Re: Touhou - The so-called Baby Boom
Post by: Bias Bus on July 20, 2010, 03:21:19 AM

I dunno, something didn't feel right about it. This is probably just me, but I'm going to read this through again (and try not to break anything this time around).

Title: Re: Touhou - The so-called Baby Boom
Post by: Netwarrior on July 23, 2010, 03:39:57 AM

I'd agree with Erebus. I've felt something was wrong when I wrote this chapter.

Maybe it's because this story is intended to be a Romantic Comedy, and then a Saw(the film)-like scene pops from nowhere, without a proper climate introduction...

Anyways, this chapter is very important, because it chances Reimu's point of view a lot.

Title: Re: Touhou - The so-called Baby Boom
Post by: Netwarrior on July 25, 2010, 11:59:35 PM

CHAPTER 11


I hope... I hope that was nothing but a nightmare...

Man... I can't feel a thing. I can't even feel my body. Did I die? No... It can't possibly be. If I was dead, I would wake up on Komachi's boat. And looks like I'm not there...

I think my mind is clearing...

Hmm... Looks like I can open my eyes now...

Let's see... Man, everything is blurry. I kinda can't move, too. If I could, I'll try to shout to see if anyone is around... But something looks quite familiar here. The colors... It looks like the ceiling is wooden, just like the Shrine's. Am I in the Shrine? I hope so.

I think I have to wait until I can move or talk... Since there's nobody around, it'll be a bit boring. But it can't be helped, anyways.

...

...

I still can't move or talk, and I'm losing my patience. At least, looks like there's somebody coming... Finally I'll be able to get away from boredom...

-Reimu?

Is it... Patchouli's voice? I'll try to make contact, no matter what it takes!

-Hmmm...

-Are you awake?

I kinda don't understand the situation... Looks like Patchouli walked away... Oooowww, maaaan... I don't wanna be alone again... I'm kinda in need of some emotional care, since I'm still a bit scared because of that nightmare. Yeah, that's right... I think I could cry just because of those scary memories... Even though everyone is alive...

-Reimu!

Marisa's voice. Yeah, it's her. I can feel her hands upon me, as if she wants to hold me. Now I can feel her shaking me... She wants me to wake up, but I'm kinda paralyzed... I can't move...

Or maybe...

-Ma...risa... - it was the most I could say

Hmmm... So good... I can feel her hugging me. Since when that stupid witch would get worried about me?... Maybe I got quite a shock back at Eientei... By the way, what the hell happened there? Why did Flandre disappear?

And... Why am I feeling so good with Marisa's hug? A hug never felt like that before... Not outside my dreams. It was a feeling I think I never felt before. What is it?... It looks like, somehow, something I felt when I saw my family being tortured in that nightmare. That time, I felt I would miss them a lot. Hmmmm... I think I can move a bit... I don't know why, but I hugged Marisa back, while I slowly opened my eyes, seeing everything blurry. I closed my eyes again, feeling that soft heat of Marisa's body.

-She's waking up? Let me take care of it. - it's the voice from before

I know this voice... But I don't remember whose it is... I heard footsteps coming to me, and soon I felt a mystical energy flow through my body. I'm feeling much better now, man! I can move, and my vision is clearing up. I was surprised when I saw the owner of that voice:

-RIN?!

-Long time no see, Reimu! - Rin smiled

It's Rin Satsuki, the Kirin that used to be everyone's physician before Eirin!

-I though you were dead!

-But I'm not!

I hugged my old friend. I was relieved, because I though she was dead... If she was dead, it would be my fault. I'm so relieved that I can see and touch her, alas, to see that she isn't angry with me. She didn't even mention about that incident...

-I'll leave you two alone ~ze.

Marisa left, and then Rin giggled.

-You won't believe this for sure. - she said -But Marisa was dead worried about you. She spent most of her free time watching you.

What? Marisa worried about me? ME? She doesn't care about anyone besides herself or Shokun! That's absolutely not like her. Man, what happened to Marisa? Is Rin speaking the truth? If she's not lying, why was Marisa watching me? I felt a bit confused, but then I felt I little conforted about having someone to care about me. I've been alone since I was a child, and I always had to take care of mimself...

-Why do you look so confused? Didn't you get it?

-Well... That's not like Marisa to worry about other people.

-And why is she married with you, then?

-Because she wanted me to help her raise her son.

Rin looked aside, mutely telling me that I was wrong. I took a little to get it. So... Does Marisa like me? No... No way. She's just a freeloader of the Shrine... Or has she been freeloading me just to be with me?... OOOOOWWW MAAAAAAANNN!!! WHAT AM I THINKING? Why am I thinking about Marisa so much? My dear old friend is right in front of me and I'm thinking about that stupid witch...

-Let's talk about you, Rin.

-You want to know how did I escape the Anonymous' Well, I assume.

-Huh... Yep.

-It's a long story. I wouldn't tell everything to someone who just woke up from a shock like that.

Ah... Yes... That nightmare.

-Hey... Was it you who saved me from that nightmare?

-More or less. When I barged in that mansion, Flandre suddenly appeared from nowhere and beat everyone out with a single blow.

So Flandre didn't run away? So... She just used me as a diversion to sneak behind the moon's goons? Maybe she isn't such a filthy traitor I though she was!

-And she tried desperately, then, to wake you up. She just kept saying something about a promise you made her.

Oh well... I recall I promised Flandre that I would make her see her daughter if she helped me with Eientei... I should take care of that soon, before she comes here to reclaim my promise, not before destroying everything she sees.

-I'm still curious to know how you got away from that place. And, why did you appear in such a convient time?

-I got away from the Anonymous' Well just a while ago, and I discovered I was pregnant... Then, I saw that a lot of other girls had gotten mysteirously pregnant like me, so I decided to investigate, just what we would do. I resorted to investigate everything in a stealth position, that's why nobody knew about me.

-Are you pregnant?!

-I'm at the second month.

Suddenly, Rin looked sad.

-What is it?

-Reimu... I think you should know this...

I don't like this face. It's the pressage of bad news. No... Not bad news. AWFUL NEWS.

-Reimu, did you feel weak or something lately?

-Yeah... Kinda so. My powers dwindled as hell lately. I can't even throw a single ofuda. Why?

-I'm so sorry but... That was because you were pregnant. However...

-WHAT?

-...However, you got quite a shock back at Eientei so you...

No... Don't tell me...

-I'm sorry, Reimu... I couldn't save the baby...

WHAT??! So I really was pregnant?! And now I just find that out when it's too late?! Now a nameless kid is dead... And it's my fault!! I shouldn't have messed with Eientei, so I wouldn't have that nightmare! That cursed nightmare... It made me ABORT! I'm so irresponsible... And I wanted to believe that I wasn't pregnant! I was out of my mind, just because of my pride as Gensokyo's former heroine! It's my fault now that my... my baby is dead. I'm feeling so HORRIBLE!! I'm such an awful mother!!

-Hnnng... *sob*

I couldn't help but cry. And Rin is such a good friend... She promptly tried to confort me, with caresses and soft words.

Title: Re: Touhou - The so-called Baby Boom
Post by: Netwarrior on July 27, 2010, 03:23:13 PM

DOUBLE CHAPTER DAY!!

I wrote two short chapters, and a damn huge amount of spare chapters ( I'm already on Chapter 17). I'll be posting the first two together because they're small and it would be a waste of time delaying one another.

Please, be aware that Chapter 13 is NSFW[/glow]!




Chapter 12

I'll be honest. To mimself.

I can't lie. I didn't love anyone throughout my life, until now. No... That's not exactly what I meant... I mean, I kinda loved Shokun, but it's different. What I meant is that I didn't love my wives, since I got married with them just because of Shokun and Marisa's idea to make the Shrine become a kindregarten, so I could gain some money and don't depend on non-existent donations. Talking about money, the Margatroid Kindregarten ( I still will change it's name, I swear ) pays very well. I finally became able to buy good-quality food more often, not having to live eating grass like a cow.

OW MAAAAAAN! Why am I talking about money?! I didn't want to talk about money, in the first place!

I wanted to talk about what happened to my feelings after that cursed nightmare. Seriously, that shocked me a hell of a lot. I was dead scared at that time, of course, but there was more on it. I felt terribly sad when I saw Shokun dead, and even more with the bloody screams of my wives. I didn't just felt sorry about them, but I really got sad, and completely dismayed, somehow. I would I feel such things, if I feel nothing for them?

I thought about this for a while, and I can just assume that I love them somehow. When I started to suspect that I loved them, it was when it really appeared as love. I mean, I think I really love them, but I didn't know that until now. That's it.

I also thought about what Rin said about Marisa worried about me. I seiously thought that she liked me... Well, I don't know since when she likes me, if she REALLY does, because when she used to hang around the Shrine when we were young, she just didn't stop talking about Alice and Patchouli, clearly showing that she liked them and just regarded me as a friend. Maybe she liked me since that time, because she hanged around the Shrine a lot, maybe because she wanted to have a chance to see me. That's just my suspicions. I didn't ask Marisa anything about this, because I don't want to look stupid.

I don't want to look stupid, but I need to do this. I mean, I need to confess my love to my family. I sincerely want to make them happy, I the first step should be make them know it, make them know how much they mean to me... I never confessed mimself to anyone before... And I'm 34 years old! I'm already getting old and losing my chances to live a love story with someone. I can't let this happen. Not only for my sake, but mainly for my family's!

It took me a while to gather enough courage to confess mimself. I planned everything, expecting everything to go as I want. My plan was to gather everyone on a weekend, when the other kids stay with their mothers and don't come to the Shrine, and show them my feelings. At first try, it didn't work well, because it was hard to make my family stay together at our home on weekend. Marisa always came up with something to do somewhere with her lovers and our son. It took almost two months to convice everybody to gather at the Honden for me to speak.

And the day finally arrived. I was nervous as hell, but I had to it.

-What do you to tell us ~ze? - Marisa asked, looking curious

-Make it quick, and don't say useless bitching, because I don't have precious weekend time to waste with YOU. - Alice said, coldly

I felt a bit bad with Alice's coldness. She was quite a lovey-dovey at Marisa and Shokun, but she always was cold at me. But I can't give up!

-Is it important? - Patchouli

-Y-Yeah... It's... It's very important... - I couldn't hide my nervousism

-Are you alright, daddy? - Oh Shokun, worried about me, how lovely

-You know... I ended up messing with Eientei, and I went there to settle the things up. But I wasn't good for battling... Because I was pregnant, as Rin said... I got outnumbered and Reisen used her hypnosis to... Ugh... Make me have a HORRIBLE nightmare...

-Get to the point! I told you I didn't want to hear useless bitching! - Alice

-...I'm sorry... But... In that nightmare, I saw... People doing... Bad things to you... And that made me felt VERY VERY bad, hence I ended up aborting... I feel really very sad and sorry about my dead baby, but that's not about it I want to tell you...

Marisa made a "I know where you want to get" face.

-After that nightmare... I thought about a lot of things... Specially about you all... And what I want to say is... *sob*

I felt like crying... My eyes were so wet that dozens of tears already creeped down my face.

-Reimu?... - Patchouli looked a bit worried

-I... I love you all! I'M SERIOUS!! *sob* - I weeped my tears - I can't live on without you anymore! I dead want to make you happy, to take care of you... But... *sob*

Alice sighed. I cryed my soul out, so I couldn't see Shokun approaching and then hugging me. I felt so good... I felt like I was loved. Shokun's words were sweet:

-I love you too, daddy ~ze!

I hugged back my precious son, still crying out a river.

-*sob* Oh Shokun!... I love you so much...*sob*

-Is that all? - Alice said

-Wow... You look serious... I... I don't know what to say... - Patchouli was embarassed

I calmed down a bit while I caressed Shokun. I opened my eyes and I saw Marisa right in front of me. She made our son go out along with Alice, and then said:

-You looked stupid as hell, Reimu ~ze! - she grinned

I didn't have anything to say in response to that. My heart was hurting a lot, besides.

She pat my head, like I was a child. I got even more confused and speechless.

-Well... Since you like me that much... Lend me some money ~ze?

I don't know what happened the second after that, but when I got a hold of mimself, we were passionately kissing each other. I could hear Patchouli uttering "Mukyuu~", but I didn't care. It felt good as hell the contact of my lips with Marisa's soft and warm lips, her hands gently creeping around my back... She caressed me so gently and lovely that I could feel that she liked me, too. It felt like we were the only people in the world, and each kiss taken a time that looked like an eternity... Is that how it feels when we love? Man... It's soooo good!!

When we finally stopped kissing, I saw that Patchouli was still around. She didn't look like she was jealous on Marisa, but she do wanted to speak with me.

-Did... Did you finish? - Patchouli was blushing

-Ummmm... Yeah... I think so... - I bet my face was even more blushed

-Ummmm... Well... I'm glad about your feelings, Reimu, but I'm afraid I can feel the same back at you... I'm sorry...

-It's... It's okay.

-Now... Excuse me...

Patchouli walked away. She looked very embarassed, and somehow surprised. Anyways, at least I have Marisa...

-Dammit ~ze! From now on, it'll be more difficult to decide which one to sleep with every night ~ze!

It's IS the Marisa I know!... And love...



CHAPTER 13 NSFW!!!!!



Yeeeeeeeeaaaahhh... I really looked stupid at my confession ( I'm still ashamed about that ), but at least I got to score Marisa. We've been dating a lot. We kiss and caress each other hundreds times a day, and we are not ashamed even of dating in front of the kids. I mean... We don't do anything too much intimate in front of them, of course... Heheheheh!

One thing I discovered is that it's very hard to share Marisa with her other lovers. Now I know how Patchouli and Alice have been feeling along all those years of our marriage. It's impossible not to feel a bit jealous, but we deal with our poligamy very well.

One another thing I discovered was how having real sex is good. Since I never dated anyone, I just could help mimself by masturbating. Heh, it reminds me about my Vibrating Cucumber. This thing has a story, and I'll tell it.

When I was young, my hormones were always screaming, and I was so perverted that I got horny easily. I spent most of my days back then masturbating, fiercely wishing to have a boyfriend to relieve my sexual fire. Well... I could keep my pervetedness a secret, because it wouldn't be to a Shrine Maiden like mimself have the fame of perveted. Well, it didn't mean much, since Shrine Maidens are supposed to be pure... But, BAH!, I don't care about these things.

Anyways, I needed something to make my lonely H-Plays more fun. That was when I heard about Nitori unleashing a charity spree, creating strange machine to help everybody. I went to Youkai Montain and met her. She was very helful and generous, and made this Vibrating Cucumber for me to put inside me. Man, it feels good as hell when I use it. However, it's name isn't Vibrating Cucumber... That kappa said it's actual name, but I forgot it, so I call it Vibrating Cucumber because it vibrates when insed me and is cucumber-shaped... Figures why, kappas are cucumber-lunatics. Heheheheh...

The Vibrating Cucumber was a secret just for me until I started dating Marisa. Since then, she has prefered to have sex with me more times. I feel sorry for Alice and Patchouli being kind of dumped, but it can't be helped.

With my active sexual life, part of the pervertedness of my young ages came back. I gotta admit this, but I've got perveted thoughts involving Alice and Patchouli, MAINLY Patchouli. Figures... She has a wonderful body, and such big boobs... I really want to date her, too, but she doesn't share the same feelings as me. I gotta find a way to get her to like me, to seduce her. Thinking about this, I really think about how did Marisa seduced her.

That's why I asked Marisa about it, but I didn't get useful information... She just said that "women are easy" and stuff. Well... If women are really that easy, it shouldn't be too difficult for me to score Patchy...

I'll try starting slow, by just talking to her. Yeeeaaahh... That's what I'll do.

I waited until my turn of watching the kids finished so I could talk with Patchouli, since Alice would watch them for me later.

And there she was, sitting by a white metal table with an umbrella over it, reading a book, accompained by Koakuma, who was serving tea. Man, this reminds me that Koakuma's tea tastes like fart... Anyways, I approached and sit in one chair.

-Hey!

-Hello...

She didn't even look at me: her eyes were glued on the book.

-Maybe I serve you some tea, Reimu? - Koakuma offered

-NO!!!!!!!!!!!! - I DON'TCHA WANNA FART TEA -Ummm... No, thanks.

Koakuma looked sad. Bah, to hell with her ( See Notes ). I want Patchouli. Let's try a simple talk.

-What is this book you're reading about?

-It's about the romance of a girl with an effeminate glowing vampire. It's a book from the Outside World, and Rinnosuke said that it is very famous there.

-Is it good?

-Not at all. I'm just reading because I'm curious to see the ending.

AND THEN! AWKWARD SILENCE!! I hate that with all my soul! I gotta make her get interested on talking with me!

-Say... What does "mukyuu~" means?

-You're trying to have a conversation with me because of that your "love" thing, aren't you?

-Owwwww maaan... Couldn't you be a little kind, at least?

-Look. I already said I don't love you back. And I don't think you could seduce me.

-Hey, that hurts, you know.

-Since you are all lovey-dovey, why don't you get Koakuma? - Koakuma got surprised while Patchouli pointed at her - You know, she's a Succubus. She could have nonstop sex with you for days.

-Hey! I'm married with YOU, so I want to date YOU!

Suddenly, some ideas gathered together in my mind. Why is Patchouli so fond of Koakuma's sex capabilities? I KNOW!!!

-HEY!!! You know that Koakuma is so good at sex because YOU HAD SEX WITH HER?!

Patchouli glared at me, deeply terrifyed. She did that ridiculous thing about riding her face with a book.

-MUKYUUUUUUU! JUST!! JUST ONCE!!! I COULDN'T RESIST!!! DON'T TELL MARISA!!!!!!!

-HAH! You cheated our wife! You dirty nerd!

-Please don't tell Marisa!! I will do anything for you not to tell her!!

-Anything?! - I properly emphasized the word, while grinning like a villian

-Ummm.... Well...

-MARISA!!! - I pretended to call Marisa

-NOOOOOOOO!!! I'll do anything!!

-Okay! So I won't tell her about your cheating if you date me!

-Buuuuut... That's not fair... Mukyuuuuuuu...

I grinned again.

-OKAY OKAY!! I'll date you!

-YAY!

-But I still don't love you!

-It doesn't matter! All I want is to date you... AND sleep with you!

-WHAT? We just started dating and you already want sex?! MUKYUU!

-No BUTS! Tonight you're sleeping with me whether you like or not, or I'll...

-OKAY OKAY!!! mukyuu~

I stood up and walked away, on cloud nine. Yeeeeeeaaaaaaahhhh... I'll finally have sex with Patchouli! The first thing I'll do is to suck her huge breasts! I'm so excited I can't wait until tonight! I'll use my best make up and my best clothes for the ocasion!

OOPS! I'm so excited I'm already getting wet. Better I settle down before Shokun come and ask me if I pee'd on my bloomers.

Title: Re: Touhou - The so-called Baby Boom
Post by: Netwarrior on July 28, 2010, 10:04:44 PM

Hmmmm... I think this Fic isn't getting much fame. It may be because of the downfall of the writing quality as for mimself.

Anyways, if you're actually reading this Fic, please leave comments. It's very tough we devote ourselves to make something and people seem to not like.




CHAPTER 14

YEEEEAAAAAAAAHHHH!!! JACKPOT! Night finally came! The kids already gone back to their mothers... Marisa didn't mind about me sleeping with Patchouli, since she would be able to sleep with Alice... This night's gonna be hot as hell! ( BAD PUN! )

As promised, I wore my best clothes and best make-up. I was wearing a red kimono with white florals, and I wasn't wearing my ribbon, leaving my hair free. Before the meeting, I took care of hiding from Suika a sake bottle for me and Patchy to drink. Well, the sake's gonna be necessary to get her drunken and easier to manipulate, as well for getting mimself more confident and easy-going.

We dealt that we would meet at the Ema ( See Notes ) when everybody at the shrine is already asleep. I took the necessary precautions to check if Shokun was asleep, and he was, since he was sleeping along with Suika on the Honden's ( See Notes ) veranda. If there's Suika around, Shokun gets smoother and calmer... Why does this happens? Maybe they were lovers in past lives...

Anyways, it's not time to talk about Shokun. I have to focus on my toy, Patchouli. I was really lucky as hell to find out her weakness! I'm quite on cloud nine, man... But I kinda don't feel like I want to rape her right away. I am curious to know some more things about her, so I'll try to have a little talk with her before we have fun with my Vibrating Cucumber. Maybe I'm getting a little too romantic, and it may be so because of the few sake sips I took in a while ago.

HAH! There she is! She didn't care about her sex appeal, because she was wearing her your everyday's pajamas and no make-up. I got a little mad, because I had all this trouble to get mimself all well-groomed like this, and she treat our date like something not-precious... Well, I can't blame her... I'm forcing her to date me. Maybe I'm being overboardly selfish... BAAAAAAHHH!!! TO HELL WITH MORALITY!!

-I'm irresistible tonight, ain't I? - I'm proud of my ground-breaking beauty

-Whatever. Let's make this quick.

-Hold on, gal! Let's talk a bit! Come on, sit and relax!

-Hmpf.

She sit on my side, trying to keep the best distance possible.

-Have some sake. - I alreeady had a sake cup ready for her

-No. I don't drink this kind of beverage.

-Owwwww maaaan... Just relax! Just drink and pronto!

-Okay...

Patchouli had a sip and clearly disliked it. Looks like she isn't a fan of alcoholic drinks. I hope she drinks enough to get more easy-going.

-Say... What does "mukyuu~" means?

-Why do you want to talk if you're dead crazy to **** ( See Notes ) me? Even if you want to break the ice, you can't.

-I JUST WANNA TALK FOR NOW DAMMIT!!!!!!

-Shhhhh! Do you want to wake Shokun up?!

-Sorry.

The ice is getting colder. I have to butter Patchouli up somehow, and I won't give up! I want her to climax along with me, something I find pretty romantic.

-Say... You like Koakuma's tea?

-Of course. She is the only person in Gensokyo capable of making a tea that is pleasant for the taste of my youkai species.

-Seriously?! For me, that tea tastes like fart! Hahahahahah!

I strongly pat Patchouli's shoulder.

-Are you already drunk?

-Does it matter? Anyways... I believe you cheated Marisa only once! But there's something bugging me! Before you met Marisa... You used to have sex with that fart-tea-making devil?

-I shouldn't tell you this, because it's a very intimate information. But... Since you're drunken, you'll wake up without remembering a thing. So, I'll tell you something very secret about me.

-HOHOOO!! SECRETS!!!

-Unaccordingly with everyone believes, I didn't summon Koakuma for her to serve me... She was born in the Mansion, so she was raised as a maid, and then I asked Mistress Remilia for her to give her to me, to be my servant and assistant. I assume you know that everybody born inside the Mansion must be a maid until they become adult...

-Ya ya, I know... Even Flandre's daughter was a maid! If I was Flandre, I would kill Remi for creating such a stupid rule! Hahahahahah!!

I think I'm drinking too much... I kinda can't think straight... BAH! WHO CARES?!?!?!

-But who are Koakuma's parents, then?! As I know, there aren't demons like her at SDM!

-I hope you don't remember what I'm going to tell... - Patchouli sighed - Koakuma's mother is a demon I actually summoned, but she died right after the labor.

-Hmmm... And who's the father?

-It's me. I am Koakuma's father.

-BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAH!!! You gotta be sh*tting me!! How can you, A GIRL, make another girl have a child?!?! - Man, this idea looks funny as hell

-I used my magic to create a potion that could impregnate people, so the children resulting would have my blood. Anyways... Koakuma's mother was my first servant, and I ended up getting seduced by her Succubus powers... We fell in love for each other, and we decided to have a child, through the use of my potion.

-OOoooohhh... How romantic!

(See Notes)

-However, she ended dying right after Koakuma's birth. She was a premature baby, so she was very small when she was born. That's why I name her Koakuma. At first place, I didn't want my daughter to live as a maid, but I couldn't argue with the rules imposed by Mistress Remilia. But I didn't argue because if you disobeyed Mistress, I would be a damn thankless daughter...

-Huh?

-Yeah. Mistress Remilia is my mother.

-WHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAT? But she's justa little lass! No way she could be your mother!!

-She is my adoptive mother. She told me that she found me abandoned somewhere around Misty Lake when I was a baby, so she adopted me as her daughter. She always said I was a gift from the heavens, because she always wanted to have a child, but she couldn't because she would never become adult.

-And why do nobody know about all this?!

-There are many things about the Mansion that Mistress doesn't want to be public knowledge.

-Waitchaminnit! If Remi is your mommy, why do you call her just like Sakuya does?!

-Didn't I say it was a secret? If I got to call her "mommy", it wouldn't be a secret.

-I sea...

There was brief silence before I realized something BIG!

-HAY!!! IF KOAKUMA IS YOUR DAUGHTER, WHY DID YOU HAVE SEX WITH HER!!?!?! YOU DIRTY PIG!!!!

-Shhhh! Don't shout it loud!

-I'll make shure thatch ya don't lay a finger on Shokun, hear ye!!

-I didn't have sex with Koakuma because I liked it! She even doesn't know I am her father! I just had sex with her to help her to control her Succubus powers!

-Yeap, rightch.

-Reimu, you drank too much...

-HOO CARESZ?!

-And then you keep complaining about Suika...

Hey... I had an idea!! Man, I'm a genius!!

-Pashouli... I wantcha you to impregnate meh two! ( See Notes )

-What?

-Eye wantcha a babee, dammit!! R ya deaf?!

-Are really sure?... You're drunken like you drank 20 liters of sake...

-DOO EYE LIEK I'M KIDJINGG?!

-Judging by the way you're speaking... Yes.

...

...

...

(See Notes)

-Reimu?

-ZZZZzzzZZZZzzzzZZZZzzz...

-She slept... *sigh*... At least I got to not to have sex with her.

For Patchouli's shame, Reimu was just sleeping over her legs, like a baby. Because of a misterious motive, Patchouli pat Reimu's head and smiled tenderly.




NOTES

Ema - A wooden board oftenly located in Shinto Shrines where papers are attached.

Honden - The main building of a Shinto Shrine. It's the place where the shrine's god is enshrined.

"****" - This chapter may be NSFW, but there are limits for NSFWness!

Random (See Notes) in the middle of the text - I don't like to put my personal comments in the middle of the text, so I decided to put them in a Note. Did you notice that Reimu was SO drunken and high that she didn't suspect Patchouli could be behind the Baby Boom, since she made an Impregnating Potion?

"Pashouli" - Did you notice that Reimu is getting more and more drunken?

Other random (See Notes) in the middle of the text - Please notice that, for the time being, the narration isn't Reimu's anymore

Title: Re: Touhou - The so-called Baby Boom
Post by: Autumn on July 29, 2010, 01:48:47 AM

Nice story~ The plot's very interesting^^

I hope you keep on writing  :V

Title: Re: Touhou - The so-called Baby Boom
Post by: MysTeariousYukari on July 29, 2010, 02:06:49 AM

Reimu is a walking comedy act... I like it!

Title: Re: Touhou - The so-called Baby Boom
Post by: Caber Knight Etch-A-Sketch on July 29, 2010, 04:34:13 AM

moar! MOOAARR!!~~

Title: Re: Touhou - The so-called Baby Boom
Post by: Netwarrior on July 29, 2010, 01:22:39 PM

Short chapter for today.

This one and the next one are one of my favorites. I had a lot of fun writing them, and I hope you have fun, too.

For the time being, I recommend you guys watch an anime series called "Toradora!". It may be necessary to make the next chapter look more funny.




CHAPTER 15


Oooooowwwwwww! My head! I've got a goddamn hangover! How much did I drink last night?! It looks like I drank as much as Suika drinks in one second! Owwwwwww... Damn hangover. I promise I'll never drink on a date again!!

I'm so hangovered that since I woke up, three hours ago, I couldn't get up. I'm sure that the first step I take out this bed I'll get my face on the ground quickly. But... There's something bugging me... I drank so much yesternight, but I don't feel like I need to pee... And I don't remember how did I fall asleep! I just recall mimself talking with Patchy and nothing more then... I don't even know how I got from the Ema to the bedroom.

-RAYMOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!! - AAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRGGGGHHHH MY EEEEEEEAAAAARSSSSS

-Don't scream like that, Suika! Can't you see I'm on hangover?!

Suika was extremely angry!! What happened to her?!

-WHERE'S IS MY SAKE?!?!?!?!?!

-Calm down, dammit!! I don't know where you damn sake is, you ****ing drunkard!

-You're the only person that would put the hands on my sake!!! NOW TELL ME WHERE IT IS OR I'LL BREAK EVERY BONE IN YOUR ****ING BODY!!!!!!!!

Man, Suika is serious as hell! I didn't know this side of her! She surely is 100% alcohol addicted... How can Shokun be confortable with a stupid horned loli that is always smelling like alcohol?! Anyways, I quite don't know anything about Suika's sake gourd whereabouts, I swear!

Wait...

Oh no...

SH*********************T!!!!! I'M GODDAMN STUPIIIIIIIIIIIID!!!!!!! THE SAKE BOTTLE I DRANK LAST NIGHT WAS SUIKA'S GOURD!!! That's why I drank so much! I drank an infinite amout of sake! Now I'm a stupid drunkard like Suika! I HAET MIMSELF!!!

...

...

...

Well, I sucessfully dealt with Suika. I got back her sake gourd and suddenly she got happy-go-lucky again, right after she put her hands on that cursed thing. I really wanted to destroy that ****, but if I did that, Suika would destroy me as well.

Anyways, I'm trying to remember what I talked about with Patchouli... I kinda recall she saying something about Koakuma and her... But I can't remember the details. Damn, no matter how much effort I put in, I can't remember. I feel like she said me something big, or very important... Like something I shouldn't miss... Moreover, I fear that I told her something embarassing or secret about me...

Well, it can't be helped if I don't ask Patchouli... Well, that's what I'll do.

And there she is, reading a book in that table of the garden, while drank Koakuma's fart tea.

-Hey!

-...

No response? Man, I'm afraid I screwed up real hard this time...

-Hey!! That's not the way to treat your girlfriend, you know.

-Go away.

I know a niiiiiiiice way to butter this girl up.

-Cut it out, Patchy. Do you want Marisa to know our dirty secret?

-I don't care. You can tell her if you want. Just let me be.

WHAAAAAAAT?

-Heeeeyy... At least tell me what happened last night...

-Do you REALLY want to know?

-Yes!

-First you just kept blurting drunken random nonsense, just like Yukari. And then you pee'd on your bloomers and even tried to rape me. ( See Notes )

-WHAAAAAAAAT?

-You sure is AWFUL when drunken. Now I get sick just by looking at you.

-OW MAN!!! I'm sorry about yesternight, I ended up drinking from Suika's gourd, that's why I drank too much! I didn't mean to do that!

-Go to hell.

-*sigh*...

I would get a very bad mood if Rin didn't appear, visiting the Shrine.

-Hey, Reimu!

-Oh! Hi there, Rin!

-Since your friend came, why don't you go talk to her and let me be?

It was a good idea. I don't know why Patchouli is so angry at me, but I'll deal with that later. The top priority now is Rin. She promised me she would tell me everything that happened when she fell on the Anonymous' Well. I really want to know what happened to her, because I kinda had a debt with her because it was my fault that that happened.

Let me explain. Before Remilia covered Gensokyo with that gross red mist, there was another incident. It was long ago, so I don't remember all the details. But the things was quite this: some evil-doer tried to unseal the Well of Anonymous' to make it become a vortex and suck the entire Gensokyo into it. The Well of Anonymous' is an older-than-Yukari sealed warp gate that is said that if someone pass through it, they will be sucked into an eternal, endless and absolute empty void, and they would cease of existing. Come to think about it, this saying is not true, because Rin didn't cease existing.

Continuing... This evil-doer tried to destroy Gensokyo, and I, Marisa and Rin, the great heroines of Gensokyo, went off to defeat him. The battle was deadly and fierce, and he had more SpellCards than that stupid girl from underground that doesn't let us finish our sentences, so he never gave up. The battle seemed that would take forever, and we were running out of Lives and Bombs. I was desperate to save Gensokyo, so I tried to make something foolish: I flew towards that bastard to try to push him into the Well of Anonymous', even if it meant that I should go into there along with him. I would have ended into that thing if Rin didn't intervenied, but she ended sacrificing herself...

I served her some tea as we sit on the veranda of the Honden.

-I'm sorry about that... I shouldn't have been so reckless...

-Don't worry. That was necessary. You were very brave, Reimu, but I didn't want Gensokyo to lose it's strongest heroine.

-You're flattering me...

-I'm serious. These days I heard about all that you and Marisa did while I was out. You never needed me to save Gensokyo.

-Anyways... How is it inside the Well of Anonymous'?

-It's not a void like it is said... The other side of that thing is... Bloody. A bloody Gensokyo...

-Bloody Gensokyo?

-It seems that the other side of the Well of Anonymous' is kind of another world, that isn't the Outside World... People there call that place Gensokyo, just like we call these lands here.

-There are people there?

-You surely isn't going to believe what I'm going to say, but... Hear...

Rin was quite serious.

-That place... That Gensokyo. People there use magic, just like here, but there's no SpellCard Rules there! Because of that, the battles are bloody and people often die there! I was always busy healing people, but I couldn't save them all...

-No SpellCard Rules?!

-But there's something else. When I woke up at that bloody place, a girl helped me... You won't believe this, but that girl's name was... Reimu Hakurei!

-WHAT?


NOTES

What did Reimu do last night? - Patchouli is lying about what happened last night, although the "pee" part isn't a lie.

Title: Re: Touhou - The so-called Baby Boom
Post by: Autumn on July 30, 2010, 03:02:12 AM

Quote from: Netwarrior on July 29, 2010, 01:22:39 PM

a stupid horned loli that is always smelling like alcohol

It's been like 20 years...she's still that young?  ???

Anyway, nice chapter^^

Title: Re: Touhou - The so-called Baby Boom
Post by: MysTeariousYukari on July 30, 2010, 04:48:41 AM

Once again, a great chapter ^_^

Quote from: Autumn on July 30, 2010, 03:02:12 AM

It's been like 20 years...she's still that young?  ???

Isn't Loli just "looks to young to be adult" or something like that?

Title: Re: Touhou - The so-called Baby Boom
Post by: Netwarrior on July 30, 2010, 03:17:00 PM

Reimu calls Suika a loli because she is still a child in an oni's lifespan terms. Suika is just some centuries old, and it will take millenia until she grows enough to look adult like Yuugi. The same occurs with other childlike youkai, like Satori or Cirno. This doesn't occur on Remilia and Flandre, because they are never going to grow up into adults becase they're vampires.


And now... Another chapter!
Did you remember to watch "Toradora!"? If not, too bad because this chapter may not look funny.


Another thing... Did someone guess which book Patchouli was reading on Chapter 13?





CHAPTER 16

-Reimu Hakurei?! With the same kanji?!

-Not, not the same kanji, but the reading was the same. Thus, she really looked like you.

-Are you saying that you found another "me"?

-Kind of! However, she had purple hair and wore real Shrine Maiden clothes, unlike you.

-Well... I just don't wear a Shrine Maiden outfit because it's tradition in my family ( See Notes )... But... Purple hair? It's impossible. Every Hakurei has black hair, and you know that. That girl was a fake.

-That's the same thing she said when I told her about you!

-Intriguing! Tell me more...

-When she found me, she was like "OMFG!!! A KIRIN!! IMA SAVED!!!!" (See Notes), and I was like "Where I am????", and then she was like "Help me! Shingyoku wants to test me, I need healing!!", and then I was like "WHATAHELL??"!

-WHAT? Did you mention... Shingyoku?! The Shrine's guardian?!

-Yeah! She was like "I'm the Shrine Maiden of the Hakurei Shrine!"!

-There was a Hakurei Shrine there?! But only two Shrines of Hakurei Clan exist: this one and the one in the Outside World!

-And then, I followed her. She had a fierce battle with Shingyoku, and that was my first glance at how bloody the battles in that place were. I mean, Shingyoku shooted Danmaku, but those were real deadly bullets! I could tell how deadly they were when I treated that Reimu's wounds. When the battle finished, I thought that everything would be fine, but Shingyoku just told that girl to go to Hell!

-Hell? That's nothing. I went there too, and there are just stupid pea-brained animals. Well, it's hot as hell ( BAD PUN AGAIN! ) there, but it was so only because that baka crow.

-The Hell there isn't the same. There were lots of terrible monsters, and the other Reimu could barely defeat them, because her ofudas didn't work on them, so she had to use a giant bouncing Ying-Yang Orb that could hurt them!

-A giant bouncing Ying-Yang Orb? That's ridiculous!

-She almost died many times, and I had to use the maximum of my healing spells to keep her alive. And then, she confronted something BIG!... AND OMINOUS! I'm still scared like a bunny because of that cursed thing. The other Reimu said that that thing was the Angel of Death, and that was her ultimate challenge. And I was like... "WTF!!! SHINGYOUKU WANTS HER TO DIE!!!"!

-Then?...

-I don't know how, but she managed to kill that monster. And I was like... "HOW DID SHE KILL AN ANGEL OF DEATH?!"!

-Looks like she was strong!

Rin took a sip of tea. She was shaking, as I could tell it by the way she was holding the cup.

-And then I, for the second time, thought that everything would be fine. And it looked that everything was really fine and peaceful... Meanwhile, I asked that Reimu to help me to get back to THIS Gensokyo, but she could do nothing about it... So I had to settle down. I thought that I would never come back...

-That was though, for sure.

-And there's something else that other Reimu has and is unlike you... She trained diligently, almost everyday.

-Now I'm even more sure that she's a fake. But... I think she really should train, since she lived in a land without SpellCard Rules.

-I was scared as hell to stay alone, so I always followed her on her trainings. One day, when we were returning from one day of training, the Shrine was overrun by a horde of youkais! And I was like... "REIMU!!! LET'S RUN FOR OUR LIVES!!!", but she just resorted to fight them all, confident because I could heal her... And then, she hopped over a giant flying turtle's back and took off.

-A flying turtle? Couldn't she fly on her own? Or she is just like Marisa, who needs that stinky broom to fly?

-It looked like she couldn't fly by herself.

-She is a fake. PERIOD!

-Anyways... She said we should investigate why all those youkais invaded the Shrine, so we departed on an BLOODY adventure! First, she beat the crap out of a girl that claimed to have created all those youkais, but she wasn't the mastermind... I felt very sorry for her, but the other Reimu insisted that I shouldn't heal the enemy. And then we entered a forest and a crazy bloodthrishty samurai girl tried to kill us... But after the battle, she just ran away like a chicken... And I was like "BWAHAHAHA!!! TAKE THAT, WACKO!!!", and the other Reimu was like "Just shut up and follow me".

-Hah, that phrase surely is like mine.

-And... And then... You won't believe this, but I found out we were in the Forest of Magic... So... Sooooo... We found an enemy I would NEVER EVER fight with!

-What was that?

-MARISA! It was Marisa!!

-WHAAAAT? A fake Marisa, too?! Now I wonder if you found a fake "you"!

-Well, surely that Marisa was a fake. She wore a purple gown, something that our everyday's Marisa would NEVER wear!

-YAY! You are talking about me ~ze! - Marisa appeared from nowhere and sat between me and Rin - Let's talk more about me ~ze!

-We aren't talking about you. Rin is telling me what happened when she fell in the Well of Anonymous'.

-Whatever. I still want to talk about me ~ze!

-Cut it out.

-I'm telling Reimu how I and a fake Reimu defeated a fake you.

-WAIT WAIT WAIT!!! What are you saying?! A fake Reimu and a fake me ~ze?

-Yeah. That fake you wore a purple gown and hat, and she didn't throw stars and Master Sparks at us. And more... She didn't say "~ze" after all sentence like an idiot, unlike you!

-How did that bitch dare to call herself Marisa Kirisame?! DID YOU KILL THAT IMPOSTER ~ZE?!

-Well... I'll continue the story. I warned the fake Reimu that I knew Marisa, but she didn't care and they battled like Kaguya and Mokou... And I was like "WWWAAAAHHHH!!! MY ONLY FRIENDS ARE KILLING EACH OTHER!!!", and the fake Marisa was like "You're just a ****ing weakling, you moron!!", and the fake Reimu was like "Shut up, stupid witch! GO POISON SNOW WHITE!"!

-And the fake me won!! YEAH ~ze! - Marisa didn't let Rin finish her bitching

-No... At the end, it looked like the fake Reimu won. She was like "Who's the weakling, you worthless wimp?!?!?!", and I was like "Let's make peace!", and the fake Marisa was like "You just got lucky! Mima will beat the crap out of you so much, SO MUCH, SO MUCH that you'll only see the grass' roots grow!!"... And then I was like "Who's Mima?", and then the giant flying turtle was like "The witch is right. Mima will kick your ass so hard that you'll pee through your mouth!", and then the fake Reimu was like "Shut up, you two!"!

-Who was that Mima? Was she the mastermind?

-Well, then I and the fake Reimu flew ahead and found an extremely badass-looking ghost woman, and she was like "I'll crush you so hard, SO HARD that you'll have soup made of your teeth!", and the fake Reimu was like "Shut up, greasy old hag!", and then I was "RAYMOO!! I can just heal, not revive!!", and then the fake Reimu was "Shut up, greasy stupid Kirin", and then Mima was like "I'll kill you, and then revive you just to kill you again!!!", and then they fought like Kaguya and Mokou, with a lot of Danmakus 666 DOOM FROM HELL OF EVIL FORCES OF EVIL, and then I was like "I'M GONNA DIE I'M GONNA DIE I'M GONNA DIE", and then!!!...

-Then?...

-And then the fake Reimu won! And then everyone was like "OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOHHHHH!!!!", and I was like "I'M NOT GONNA DIE I'M NOT GONNA DIE I'M NOT GONNA DIE", and fake Reimu was like "YEEEAAAHHHHH!!! I'M OVER NINE THOUSAAAAAAAAAAAND!!!!", and then we went home and there was no youkai.

And then Rin finally took a breath.

-Seriously, Rin. This looks like a story that would only come out from the twisted mind of a stupid and ugly drunkard from Outside World! ( See Notes )

-WAIT! There's more...

-MORE?!

(See Notes)

NOTES

Hakurei Clan's clothing tradition - As said in canon, Reimu's outfit is something like an "uniform" that every Hakurei must wear. See it in Reimu's profile in IaMP.

Random (See Notes) at the end of the chapter - Well, this "ground-breaking"  narration of Rin is supposed to be funny. And, to make it look more funny, imagine Rin narrating all these things with the voice tone of Kushieda Minori ( from the anime/manga/light-novel Toradora! )

"Seriously, Rin. This looks like a story that would only come out from the twisted mind of a stupid and ugly drunkard from Outside World!" - ZUNZUNZUNZUNZUNZUNZUN

Title: Re: Touhou - The so-called Baby Boom
Post by: Mr. Sacchi on July 31, 2010, 08:09:01 AM

My, My, oh my...

Why, hello there net, Never thought I'd see you around here. You do remember me right? The guy that just loved this fic back from the EL REVOLUTION forums?

Well, this is quite interesting, the story is just getting better, before, I really thought eirin was the mastermind, but then, it changed to patch, but I can only think of one thing now:

"Why the **** would she do that?"

And, would you believe that I almost instantly realized it was an illusion back at the "bloody chapter"? (Lazy to go back and check, chapter 10?)

But... Got some concerns, haven't you forgotten about flandre? I mean, the promise and all. She is the vampire that destroys anything and everything after all >_>''

God dammit, I almost cried at the flandre scene, and when Reimu aborted. Manly tears man, manly tears...

Well, keep up on the good work, you can count on me as a faithful reader.

Title: Re: Touhou - The so-called Baby Boom
Post by: Caber Knight Etch-A-Sketch on July 31, 2010, 08:16:21 AM

D:

you do know there's a spoiler feature for people who haven't read the story, right?

ie. this user

Title: Re: Touhou - The so-called Baby Boom
Post by: Mr. Sacchi on July 31, 2010, 08:27:06 AM

At first, I thought it wasn't nescessary, since it was right after all of the fic up to the moment, but then, I realized some people might try and scroll down through everythin and get major spoilers. Well, the spoiler tag in this forum is different from what I'm used to, but I think this should do?

Title: Re: Touhou - The so-called Baby Boom
Post by: Netwarrior on July 31, 2010, 04:16:49 PM

Yes, I remember you, Sacchi, although you don't show up at ElRev for a long time. I didn't know you were a Touhou fan.

Anyways, I've got good news for the readers!

I'm illustrating this Fic. I already made a cover for it, but I'm always forgetting to scan the drawings. Thus, it will take some time to Photoshop them to make them look at least a bit decent.

Title: Re: Touhou - The so-called Baby Boom
Post by: Autumn on July 31, 2010, 05:39:40 PM

Quote from: Netwarrior on July 31, 2010, 04:16:49 PM

I'm illustrating this Fic.

:*

Quote from: Netwarrior on July 30, 2010, 03:17:00 PM

Another thing... Did someone guess which book Patchouli was reading on Chapter 13?

Oh crap, Edward Cullen's going to take over Gensoky- *shot*

Title: Re: Touhou - The so-called Baby Boom
Post by: Netwarrior on July 31, 2010, 10:58:54 PM

CHAPTER 17


-Yep! We were at home, drinking tea, and then the fake Reimu was like "Rin, it's nice and stuff to have you hanging around... BUT WHAT ARE THESE TWO MORONS DOING HERE?!?!?!?!" as she screamed and pointed at the fake Marisa and Mima, who were just sitting and drinking tea with us. And then I was like "They're not enemies anymore!", but the fake Reimu was like "WHO INVITATED YOU TWO HERE?!?!?!", and then the fake Marisa was like "Is it proihibited to visit a Shinto Shrine?", but the fake Reimu was like "GO FREELOAD YOUR DIRTY-DIAPER'ED GRANDMOTHER!!!!!!!"!

-Man, I should have said the same when Suika started freeloading me! - I REALLY SHOULD

-That's so funny ~ze.

-And then, the fake Reimu was like "You're here just because the ruins, right? SO FREELOAD THEM, DAMMIT!!!", because, some days prior to that, strange ruins appeared near the Shrine. And then the fake Marisa was like "Good idea!! There might be treasures there!", and, suddenly, the fake Reimu got like "MONEYMONEYMONEYMONEYMONEY", and I remembered that even in the fake Gensokyo, the Hakurei Shrine got no donations ever!

I FacePalm'd.

-Seriously, Rin. I'm starting to think that you're inventing all this. All you are doing is to tell useless bitchings!

-But it really happened!!

-I'm getting tired of this story, man! Why don't you just jump to the part where you find a way out of the fake Gensokyo?

-But I want to know if my fake me is going to PWN someone ~ze!

-*sigh*... Could you finish this story later, Rin? I've got more things to do.

-AAaaaawwww... You're being boring just like your fake...

-Don't get me wrong, Rin, but I have some business to deal with.

-Okay... Then.

Rin stood up and pat her butt, maybe she did it to provoke me ( See Notes ). Anyways, maybe she didn't... She is still the same innocent, happy-go-lucky and lovely Rin Satsuki I knew before she ended up in fake Gensokyo ( if all this crap of "fake me", "she was like 'BLAHBLAHBLAH'" and stuff is real )... I couldn't blame her, but I was really getting tired of all this monologic chitchat... No, I'm not being honest. I just wanted Rin to go away, as well as Marisa, for me to stealthly run to the restroom. AND THAT'S WHAT I'M DOING NOW!!!

-Bleeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeergh!! - I threw up all my lunch at the first instant I got in the restroom

I hope nobody saw me running like an idiot, and hope even more nobody heard my puking... I don't know why, but I haven't felt well lately. At least I could completely hide from Rin and Marisa my overwhelming nausea... At least that's what I want to believe.

Anyways, I need to know why I'm not feeling well. Maybe I should go to Eirin's Clinic and get that stupid hag to examine me... Oh no. I just forgot... Eirin started demanding payment for her medical services, because Eientei needs funds to be rebuilt after Flandre destroying it while she beat the crap out of Kaguya and the moon goons.

Or I could just ask Rin to examine me. She is a nurse, after all!... Oh no... I think I can't do it. I bet that if I try to talk with her, she will start blabbing that useless crap again, and I didn't got patience to listen her, and I won't have enough of it for some weeks...

Or I could ask Marisa to make a potion for me!... Oh no... I just remembered the last time I drank a medicine made by Marisa... I just had a headache, but I ended up having cat ears growing on my head until the potion's effect wore down, some weeks later... That happened a very long time ago, before Rin getting into the Well of Anonymous'. Because of that gross incident, Rin nicknamed me "Neko Miko Reimu".

Well... It seems it can't be helped for now. Unless...

...

...

-YUKARIIIIIIIIII!!!! - *knock* *knock* *knock* - Open this door or I'll blow your house away!!!

Finally this goddamn door opened. I've been knocking it for minutes!

-Who's there?... Oh! Mistress Reimu! - it was Ran who opened the door

-Hello there, Ran! Is Yukari home?

-Yes, she is. But she is sleeping.

-Well, I'll try to wake her up. Can I come in?

-Of course!

I walked in, and politely refused a cup of tea offered by Ran. I wasted some time answering some Ran's questions about Mitsuko, but that's not big deal.

And there was that useless-brained stupid old hag, sleeping like Letty when it's not winter. This time promised to be more difficult than before, because Yukari seems to be VERY fast asleep. I don't think that just saying some stupid random blabbing like last time will work now. I've to use some different approaches.

-Yukari, I know you're pretending to be sleeping! Now move your seared-like-a-rotten-apple butt and help me!

-Owwwwwww... How did you know?... - Yukari stood up - I was still trying to get a quick nap!

-If I didn't arrive earlier, this nap would take until Shokun get as old as you!

-Why are you being so blunt with your BFF?

-I need your help! And it may be serious thing!

-It ought to be serious, because I'll not forgive you if you hinder me from getting a nap!

-Cut it out!

Yukari crossed her arms, waiting for the news.

-Well... I haven't been feeling well and...

-...What?

-I haven't been feeling well and...

-...WHAAAAAAAAAAAT?

-I said...

-Does my face looks like a face of a doctor?!

-You didn't let me finish!

-NO! Didn't you cause enough problems for today, Reimu?! I don't need your ideas, I can thing on my own!

Last time Yukari blurted this bullshit, I ended up aborting. I have to interfere before this greasy old hag drag me to somewhere for us to mess with!

-SHUT UP! YUKARI!!!!

-Reimu?...

My eyes were wet, and Yukari noticed it.

-Oh... I know where you want to get.

-So, will you help?

-Well, I'll help if you help me with another problem...

-What is it?

-Ran is pregnant again.

-...What?

-Ran is pregnant again!

-...WHAAAAAAAAAT?

-I said...

-RAN?! Pregnant AGAIN?! Why didn't you tell me this earlier?!

-I tried, but...

-It's too late for apologies, Yukari! Now we have to solve this incident! But... The question is... How?

-Reimu, you're...

Yukari didn't need to finish her sentence. She didn't need to. I realized by mimself that I was being an asshole just like herself. I hate mimself for doing this! Moreover, Ran doesn't seem to be pregnant... Maybe she is in her early months, just like Rin. That's it.

-Geez. Whatever, what should we do? Looks like the perpretator of the Baby Boom is on the move again!

-Reimu, I have my suspicions about the culprit's identity. But we have to do some little investigation!

-Do you promise we won't mess with anyone again?

-It depends on whether the yellow dogs are going to do cooper or not, Reimu.

DAMMIT! I thought she stopped saying random stupid things! Whatever!

-Where are we headed to?

-To Youkai Mountain!

-Do you suspect that the culprit is there?

-No. I just want to use Moriya's Shrine bathroom. Sanae brought from the Outside World a thing that sprays good smell! ( See Notes )

-DAMMIT Yukari! We can't fool around!!

-Listen to the elderly, Reimu! We are going to Youkai Mountain whether you like it or not!

-It's not like you to be such an assertive jerk... But I'll go.

I've got nothing to lose, anyways. I have a slight suspicion that I'm pregnant again, so I won't screw up everything this time. I'll watch every step and word of mine so I don't mess with anyone. I'll do what I have to do, and pray that Yukari don't do anything stupid... Because the culprit is on the move again, and impregnating people again... They got Rin, me, Ran and maybe someone else! I can't leave this incident unsolved!

However, I'm afraid that I'll regret not staying home today...




Reimu's narration off
Meanwhile...

Despite it was still daylight, it was pitch dark. Good thing for a vampire like Remilia, who was in her room. She was sitting on her king-sized bed, near the drawer, over of which there was a cup and a bottle of steaming red tea, recently served by Sakuya. She was waiting for someone to come. And she came.

*knock* *knock* *knock*

-Come in! - Remilia said

Patchouli walked in the room, accompained by nobody. Koakuma was in the Hakurei Shrine, awaiting the return of her master. "Good", Remilia thought "I'll have to deal with less people...". Remilia gave out an evil grin, which called her daughter's attention.

-What are you laughting at? - Patchouli

-Oh, nothing, darling.

Remilia pat the empty space on her side, inviting her daughter to sit on the bed with her.

-Why did you call me?

-I was missing you a lot. You know, this Mansion isn't the same without you.

-If that was so, why didn't you come to visit the Shrine instead of making me have the trouble of coming all this way to here? You know I can't move too much, mom...

-I don't want to scare the kids off. They would be thraumatized if they got near the Scarlet Devil.

-You sound like are up to something...

Remilia grinned again, and took another sip of red tea.

-You know how much I love you, Patchouli. You're the embodiment of my deepest desire: to have children. You even gave me two grandchildren: Shokun and Koakuma. You're my daughter, but you aren't my offspring... You don't have my blood!

-Where do you want to get to?

-You know how many times I tried to bite you, so you could become a vampire and have my blood... The noble blood of Vlad Tepes. But I'm such a light drinker, and I can't drink enough to make you a vampire.

Patchouli sensed danger.

-W...What do you want?...

-I want offspring, of course. And you're going to help me.

-You want me to...

Patchouli couldn't finish her sentence, because it was changed to a scared screech. I was so because somebody grappled her from behind, as she saw small shadows approaching her.

-Don't worry, darling. You're going to like it.

Remilia grinned again, happy.

Title: Re: Touhou - The so-called Baby Boom
Post by: Mr. Sacchi on August 01, 2010, 05:07:31 PM

Looks like sakuya will have a lot to clean tonight *Knifed*

Oh well, I just hope koakuma doesn't appear outta nowhere, the sight would traumatize her. *Royal Flare'd*

I wonder about the details... *Gungnir'ed*

Know what I said about koakuma? Nevermind that, If flandre comes in either hell breaks loose, or triple hell breaks loose. *Lavaetainn'ed*

... My dirty mind just produced such a dirty thought... *Ripples of the royally phantasmic gungnir'ed*

Okay, bad jokes aside, pretty interesting chapter, the last time she got pregnant, I almost cried, don't you dare do that again! *Shot*

Anyways keep going, awesome fanfic needs an ending!

...Reading this makes me want to write >_>''

Title: Re: Touhou - The so-called Baby Boom
Post by: Netwarrior on August 03, 2010, 12:26:32 AM

Oh, there's a stray (See Notes) in the final of the prior chapter!

Well, if you see, Yukari wants to go to Moriya Shrine's bathroom just because "a thing that sprays good smell".

It's a joke intended only for brazillians. There was once upon a time an ad of a good-smell spraying device, oftenly used in Brazil to not let the bathrooms get stinky, where a boy says he wants too *oo in his friend's house because of the good-smell spray.



CHAPTER 18

I and Yukari went to Youkai Mountain, and the trip would be completely useless if we didn't discover that Sanae also got pregnant. I had a slight hunch that the culprit chosen their victims by a pattern, but I couldn't tell how it was... But I knew there should be a pattern. We spent some time trying to find out this pattern, and even the two godesses came to help.

The first victims were Marisa, Ran, Kaguya, Mokou, Yuugi, Flandre and Cirno... They gotta have something in common, something that link them. Why would the culprit make them get pregnant? Why them, out of everybody? Sanae theorized that all these people could be linked to someone in particular, but there's nobody all these ones are directly related with... I tried linking the pattern with the ages of the victims, but we didn't get satisfatory results. We tried linking the races, but nothing either.

The second victims are me, Ran, Sanae, Rin and Momiji, who we found out was pregnant, too... And there may be more victims!

I was getting more and more frustated when Suwako came out with something:

-I know! All the victims are somehow related to you, Reimu!

-Huh?

Speaking of which, it does make sense. All those victims unlikely met each other, but I met them all on my quests to save Gensokyo! Moreover, Marisa and Rin are two of the closest people to me, and Ran is servant of my best friend! I does make sense, indeed!

Maybe the culprit, however they is, is someone close to me! Or they want to provoke me, or got a grudge against me! If it's that so, why they would impregnate people? It isn't bad at all to have children around! But the people close to me are also victims, with Yukari as exception. But no way Yukari is the culprit, because she would never involve Ran in her evil-doings...

Anyways, I got satisfied because of the further step we took into the investigation. It was the first step to this incident's conclusion. But there was something strange about Yukari when we were going back home.

We were in the middle of the sky, when Yukari started talking.

-Reimu...

She seemed a bit sad. I haven't seen her sad for eras... It may be serious thing!

-What is it?

-Have... Have you ever wondered?...

-Wondered about what?

-If... If you are real?...

-For Shingyoku's sake, Yukari! I thought you were about to tell me something serious and you just blurt more stupid random nonsense?!

Yukari glared at me, and then left out a kinda relieved sigh.

-Imagine a lonely girl, who has only one friend... Imagine that this girl lives in a somewhat dead world, where kids don't smile and the food doesn't come out from the nature...

-Huh?

-Imagine, also, that this girl was very frustated about being born in such a sad world... And, when she sleeps, she dreams that she is here, in Gensokyo, where she can have all the fun and friends she wants...

-Gensokyo isn't really that nice, you know.

-Can you imagine how happy she gets when she can finally sleep, after a sad day?... And how sad she gets when he has to wake up?...

-Where do you want to get?

-How would you feel if you discovered that you aren't real, but simply a mere character of someone's dreams?

-Bah! I would wonder what happens if this girl sleeps while she is here in Gensokyo. That's it!

Yukari let out a little giggle.

-Do I know this girl?

-Which girl?

-The girl you just mentioned, who dreams that she's here and stuff.

-I never said anything about such girl! Are already you getting senile, Reimu?!

I FacePalm'd. Yukari was just toying with me! To hell with that greasy old hag! I'm going back home, and that's now when we part our ways.

-Goodbye, Reimu!

-Whatever.

I flew back to the Shrine and was welcomed by my dear son and Mitsuo. He wanted me to play with him, but I had to excuse mimself because I'm tired. Sorry, darling!

I was kinda hungry, so I got into the Honden to prepare a tea and have it with cookies. I just hope Alice didn't give away all the cookies to the children, something she does often. No matter how much times I warn her that the cookies are for the teatimes, she won't listen. I do like Alice, but I'm very sad about she seemingly hating me... Maybe she's jealous at Marisa, since we started dating. I kinda comprehend her: she always had to share her beloved witch with Patchouli, and now she has to share her with me.

Talking about Patchouli, where is she? It's supposed to be her turn of watching the kids now! Is she skipping her job?! How Komachi-ish! Looks like I'll have to talk with Alice and Marisa and decide who's going to fulfill Patchouli's work time for today...

Hmmm... Maybe it won't be necessary! Looks like I already got someone to do Patchy's job! There she is, playing happily with Hikaru and Satoshi.

-Hey Rin! Looks like you like kids!

-Heeyyyy... I'm a child, too!

-Oh yeah, thats right.

...

-Hey, Rin! Are you staying here until what time?

-Well, I'm staying until night, and I'll go back home ( See Notes ). Why?

-Good! Can you take care of the children for me?

-Of course!

-Thanks!

-...I just got out for a second and you're already replacing me? - it's Patchouli voice

-EEEKKK!! Where did you come from?!

Patchouli just appeared from nowhere! Man, I got quite a startle!

-I see how much a sickening person you are, Reimu. Let me make you a better person...

-Eh? - I found it strange as Patchouli approached me

She got really very close, close enough as she would kiss me. She isn't angry with me anymore?...

-REIMU!!! LOOK OUT!!! - Rin screamed

NOTES

Rin's house - Rin lives in a hut near the Hakurei Shrine

Title: Re: Touhou - The so-called Baby Boom
Post by: Netwarrior on August 04, 2010, 09:57:20 PM

This is the sketch of the cover for this fic.


(http://i24.photobucket.com/albums/c33/Net_Warrior/Desenhos/BabyBoom.png)

Title: Re: Touhou - The so-called Baby Boom
Post by: Mr. Sacchi on August 04, 2010, 11:14:09 PM

Damn, that pic looks hella cute.

Also, the chapter was great, so remiliaraped*knifed* turned patchouli into a vampire huh?

Well, this is one of these times where you can just say one thing: "And then everything went to hell"

Title: Re: Touhou - The so-called Baby Boom
Post by: Autumn on August 05, 2010, 05:25:13 AM

That picture looks very nice^^

But they don't look that adult-ish... they still look like teen- *shot*  :V

Title: Re: Touhou - The so-called Baby Boom
Post by: Netwarrior on August 05, 2010, 09:06:16 PM

There's something I need to point out, because it's not going to be told in the story's narration.
Since there's almost-nothing very little known about Rin Satsuki, I had to create some unofficial details about her.

Her family served to an old ancestor of Reimu's, and became very attached to the Hakurei Clan. Rin lived among the Hakurei family since she was born, and she was a good friend of each of it's generation representative. However, the rest of Satsuki family died along with most of Reimu's relatives, in the vampire rampage incident ( which will be explained later ). Since then, Rin started to train herself on offensive magic, to help Reimu and Marisa on their adventures to save Gensokyo. The three heroines fought together against many enemies and solved many incidents that happened before the events of EoSD.

Rin's offensive magic consists on her controlling flowers, make them sharp and throw them like ninja Shuriken. He can also use wind magic to create barrages of Flower Shuriken.

She is around 700 years old, but she's still an early-aged preteen ( something like 9 years old in human terms ) in Kirin's terms. Hence, she still doesn't have horns. Because of her yet-to-finish maturation, her healing powers haven't full awaken, leaving her uncapable of doing advanced healing. Her healing spells can be summarized into the following effects: forcing homeostasys, coagulate and de-coagulate blood, relieving minor pain through magic anestesia and restoring consciousness on people on comatose. Despite her weak healing powers, she has a very wide medical knowledge ( not as big as Eirin's, though ), enough for her to treat sick and wounded people without relying only on her magic.

In personality, she is sweet, innocent and very helpful. She can't stand to see people wounded or sick, that's why she even wanted to heal Rika, despite she being an enemy. Although she is a nurse, she faints when she sees too much blood or gore, while getting nervous when her patient's risk is too big. Always when she can't save someone, she blames herself bitterly, grievely remembering her parents' death.

Title: Re: Touhou - The so-called Baby Boom
Post by: Netwarrior on August 06, 2010, 11:01:13 PM

It will take a quite while until I make more illustrations. I got a job and it will take almost all my free time. Anyways, I can still write it at my college time.

So, this Fic will proceed a bit slowlier until November 30th.



CHAPTER 19


The time Rin's voice took until it reach my ears was slow enough for me not to have time to react to Patchouli's attack. But... WHATAHELL IS THIS MUKYUU DOING??!!

She rapidly grabbed my arms so I couldn't react. I tried to fight back... It shouldn't be too hard as it comes to wrestle with an anemic weakling like Patchouli, but somehow I was weaker than her! Maybe it's because I haven't been feeling well lately.

I couldn't help but screaming as the pain of sharp teeth piercing through my neck. Patchouli was bitting me in the neck!! But... Her teeth were unnaturaly sharp... WHATAHELL IS HAPPENING HERE?!?!

-AAAAARRRGGHH!!!

-HELP!!! SOMEONE HELP!!!!!!! - Rin is calling for help?...

Patchouli overran and knocked me down, and she laid over me... I looked at her face and saw her eyes... They were glowing a bloody scarlet color. She, then, started to frantically bite me in various places. THAT HURTS AS HELL DAMMIT! I was getting more and more confused and desperate... I tried at my maximum to fight back, but I couldn't do anything but to scream and cry as I felt my blood coming out from me...

-LET GO!!! - Satoshi Hoshiguma's voice

I was lucky to have an oni boy around. Even though he was just a boy, he was damn quite strong. Strong enough to beat Patchouli out, making her stop bitting me. Hikaru tried to help, too, but he didn't have strenght and neither his mother's fire magic... Anyways, with Satoshi's help, I could break free from Patchouli's clutches. She took quite a damage, so she was slightly knocked out, patting her head.

But she quickly recovered, and when she was about to attack again, she got paralized, as if a great amount of invisible lines tied her up.

-What the hell is happening here?!

It was Alice. She used her puppeting lines to tie Patchouli up. She came accompained by Marisa, that screamed when she saw me.

-REIMU!!!

I was quite in a shock, so I didn't notice I was completely smeared with blood. Marisa quickly came to me and tried to stop the bleeding with her hands. She was extremely nervous, just like I got in that nightmare.

-DON'T STAND THERE DOING NOTHING, RIN!!!!

-Bl...Blood...

-HEAL REIMU, DAMMIT!!!!

-Uh!... Ye... Yeah...

Rin laid me down on the floor. She also looked very nervous, and also shocked. I remembered that she has phobia towards bloodshed. I was completely confused and speechless, and I couldn't even think... I could just hear everyone's desperate voices... Marisa was shouting at Rin, telling her to hurry, and Rin was shouting back, telling she was doing all she could do.

It looks like Patchouli got free from Alice's strings and attacked her. I could hear her screaming, but it didn't look too long, because Patchouli stopped attacking. Maybe it was because Alice's dolls barged in and defended their master... I could her Marisa casting some spell and screaming:

-WHAT THE HELL IS WITH YOU?!

-I'm... I'm dying...

What did Patchouli say?! I'm the one that was hurt, and SHE's dying?!

-I... I need...

-Dammit! - Marisa muttered

-I NEED BLOOD!!!

Looks like Patchouli attacked again, but I could hear her being hit by a stream of magic stars. It seems Patchy was knocked out for real this time, because she didn't get up again. I was still shocked and speechless, and the pain was killing me. The pain just got worse and worse as Rin tried to heal me, and I tried to warn her about it with the most I could say:

-MMmmmm....

-But I'm using anestesia!!

Somehow, my body started to move on it's own, and the pain jumped from intense to hellish! I couldn't stand to that horrible pain taking over all my body and soul, and I instinctvely started to scream.

-She's having an anaphylactic shock!!!

My body was moving violently on it's own, and I couldn't stop it... As it moved more and more violently, it hurted more and more. All I could do was to scream, but I shouldn't have done that... I just got Rin more nervous. I know her well, and I know she faints in such situations like this... And if she faints, I think Eirin wouldn't be able to arrive before I die...

-AAAAAHHHH!!! AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHH!!!!

-I need adrenaline!!!

She strongly imposed her hands over my kidneys, and I could fell her magic flowing through me... But it seemed to not work, because I started to get unable to breathe. I got even more desperate... And everything was getting dark...

-COME ON! COME ON!!! - was Rin talking with my kidneys?

-SHE CAN'T BREATHE! I'LL TRY TO FIRST AID HER!

-IT WON'T WORK!!

Everything was getting darker and darker... Please save me, Rin... I don't wanna die... I don't wanna die...

I don't want to leave my family... I don't want to leave Shokun... Please, somebody save me...

I don't wanna travel with Komachi... I don't want to be judged by Yamaxanadu...

I don't want my baby to die along with me...

Title: Re: Touhou - The so-called Baby Boom
Post by: Mr. Sacchi on August 08, 2010, 03:12:34 AM

*looks at the previous chapter*

Don't... You... Dare...

I don't wanna cry again god dammit  :ohdear:

A dying miko, that alone sounds sad, let alone along with the circumstances.

Anyways, keep at it.

Title: Re: Touhou - The so-called Baby Boom
Post by: Netwarrior on August 09, 2010, 10:15:24 PM

Chapter 20

As I woke up, I expected to find mimself on Komachi's boat. Well, I really took my death for granted, you know...

But I was wrong. I didn't die! So... Rin managed to save me!

Or not...

As I woke up, I found out I was in Eirin's Clinic. Maybe I was, somehow, taken here and Eirin did her job, better that Rin could do. I mean, Rin did all she could, but she is still too young and unexperienced... If I was treated by Eirin, so... OH MY GOD!!! SOME HUNDRED THOUSAND YEN WERE SPENT!!! I'm poor again, dammit! I bet that they used up my savings! I was saving money to buy from Kourindou one of that strange magic boxes Yukari uses to talk with her shikigami's at a distance. Well, Rinnosuke said that these magic boxes are extremely cheap in the Outside World ( he said they are even bought by no cost, on some cases! ), but since they are rare here in Gensokyo, he has to bloodly overprice them.

Wait... WHY THE HELL AM I TALKING ABOUT MONEY?!?!?! Komachi almost took out my soul and I'm here bitching about money! Life is more precious than money, simply because you can't spend it when you're dead! I should be glad that I'm alive... I'll make sure that I properly thank everyone responsible for my survival. And I'm sure that Komachi will, sooner or later, come to thank me for not giving her work to do.

I heard someone stepping out. Maybe was a nurse bunny going to warn Eirin about my waking up... So I hoped her to come here and examine me.

Well, she really came, but not alone. Marisa and Rin came along.

-Magic anestesia is a bliss! The patient wakes up and is already fully conscient! - Eirin said

-Th... Thanks... - Rin looked deeply depressed

Eirin approached and looked deep in my eyes.

-Hmmm... You really seems conscious. Can you talk?

-Yes...

-If you can also walk, I'm going to hire this Kirin!

-What... What happened back there?... - I need to know

-Well, all I can say is that, all of sudden, Yukari appeared from nowhere, with her shikigami carrying you.

-Yes, Yukari came and brough you here... - Rin

-Thanks to this Kirin, I could treat you quickly. You was having an anaphylactic shock, and you almost ran out of time. All I had to do is to inject adrenaline and machine-assist your breathing.

Eirin glanced at Marisa, who took her chance to talk with me:

-It looks like Patchouli was transformed in a vampire, and she bitten you to quell her bloodthrist...

-What? But... How?

-We have to investigate. The only possible culprits are Remi and Flan.

-Yeah.

-Oh! This reminds me... You had an anaphilactic shock because of the vampiric virus. I didn't know that possibly could exist someone alergic towards vampires. - Eirin

-If that's so, how did you get rid of this virus? You even told me that viruses are really hard to deal with... ( See Notes )

-We didn't get rid of the virus. I just made the Kirin use her powers in a way that all the viruses in your body got concentrated and locked in a single part of it, so they won't harm you.

-Hmmmm... I think I get it. Where are they, then?

-In your actual endometrium. When your next period comes, it will go away from your body, along with the viruses. It's possible that a very dim number of them remain in you, but it won't be a problem.

WHAT?!?!??!

-What is with this face, Reimu? - Eirin

-You put the viruses in my uterus... But I'm pregnant!!

-WHAT?! YOU'RE PREGNANT???!!??! - Eirin screamed

Eirin started to frantically walk in circles. She looked like she suddenly got crazy.

-By the moon's sake! If you're pregnant, then your baby is certainly heavily infected with the vampiric virus!!

-Couldn't you make Rin just move the viruses somewhere else?

-A good idea, at first glance! But won't work. Even if the Kirin moved the viruses somewhere else, most of your baby's cells would be already incureably infected! If you're in the first month, then your baby got no chance!

-No chance?!... Do you mean my baby is...

-No, it's not dead. If it was dead, I would know. Chances are that when your child become a fetus, they may die because of an anaphylactic shock just like yours, or...

Eirin's face got damn serious.

-If they don't die, they will be born as a vampire.

-WHAT?!

FOR EVERY HOLY THING'S SAKE!!! MY BABY... A VAMPIRE?!!! I can't be!! IT CAN'T POSSIBLY BE!
What would Shingyoku do if he discovered that a possessor of Hakurei's blood is a YOUKAI?! How can I, a youkai exterminator, give birth to a youkai?!
Shingyoku will likely kill my baby! And I can't decide whether or not let him do it!

I mean... Even though my child may be a youkai, they is still my child... What kind of mother would I be if I didn't love them... I would be an awful person if I abandoned them, or did whatever besides loving and raising them... Thus, I would betray my own ideals, after saying all that bullshit to Marisa when she discovered she was pregnant... I mean, she, in the first place, didn't want Shokun, but I did everything so she could accept our child... It ended up that she liked the idea of being mother. Maybe the same could happen with me! I mean, maybe it's not so bad and stuff to give birth to a youkai, even though I'm a Shrine Maiden.

Maybe I can raise them in a way so they won't be like the other youkai! I mean, I could educate her so they could behave like a human, so they won't be as filthy as all youkai are! Yeeeeeeahhh... Great idea! I won't let the Hakurei lineage get tainted, so Shingyoku will be satisfied!

-I'm so sorry, Reimu... - Rin

-I don't have to apologize! You didn't know I was pregnant.

-But... Your child is going to be a youkai. I have lived long enough with your family to know that such a thing is a bloody disgrace for it. I have been the best friend of your parents, your grandparents, your greatgrandparents... And I know that all of them would do Harakiri (See Notes) if a youkai inherited their blood.

-Well... I can't be helped, can it? Looks like the Hakurei ujigami (See Notes) will have to accept it. They're already dead, so they won't do Harakiri. It's tough and stuff to be passing through this, but I'll love and accept my child, even if they is a filthy youkai.

-But...

-I had an idea. I can raise my child in a way so they won't kinda see themself as a youkai, and then won't be bad towards humans, neither eat them!

-Well, sorry for my butting in. But I think that it'll be a bit difficult, Reimu. Your child, if they survive, will be a vampire. You know that vampires can't get exposed to sunlight or precipitations... And you'll have to find a way to feed them at least 3 times a day with at least 200 milliliters of blood, otherwise they will get bloodthristy and will bite someone. If that happens... There will be an epidemia of vampirism over Gensokyo in no time.

-Hmmmm... First things first. When my baby is born, I'll worry about this stuff. Now we must make sure I'll bear a safe and healthy pregnancy.

-O... Okay, then.

Marisa stepped forth.

-Since you're pregnant, I'll take care of this. I'll get Alice and Nitori and have a long and friendly tak with Remilia!

-...And what about Patchouli?

-Suika took her somewhere where she won't be able to harm anyone. Don't ask me where it is.

I stood up, there's something I need to do.

-Reimu, I think you need to rest! - Eirin tried to stop me

-I'm fine, serious thing!

-What are you going to do? - Rin

-I'm going to have a long and friendly talk with Yukari.


This idea won't get away from my head if I don't confirm it with Yukari. I gotta go.




Notes

Eirin's talk about viruses - In some event prior to that, Reimu got the flu and asked Eirin to heal her. Then, Eirin said that the flu was caused by a virus and viruses are very difficult to deal with, even for her.

Harakiri - A ceremonial suicide made by people who suffered great dishonor

Ujigami - It means "Family's God", in japanese. It's said in Shinto religion that if a person die, they become an ujigami and watch over the living members of their family.

Title: Re: Touhou - The so-called Baby Boom
Post by: Mr. Sacchi on August 10, 2010, 12:27:07 AM

Quite a shock... Well, this is going to turn out really bad, but things already went to hell anyways so meh.

Now now... I just wonder what is Remilia going to do? And I'm STILL concerned about the whole "flandre affair"

However, if a story was already good before things went to hell, it becomes even better after~

Keep at it.

Title: Re: Touhou - The so-called Baby Boom
Post by: Netwarrior on August 11, 2010, 10:41:29 PM

I'm affraid that the things on this chapter may look a bit confusing... But'll post anyways.



Chapter 21

-YUKARIIIIIIII!!!! - *knock* *knock* *knock* - Open this door or I'll...

-Mistress Reimu? - Ran opened the door - I know you have a lot of questions...

-Good, so... Save my time and let me in.

I walked in the Yakumo House, and Yukari appeared in a gap.

-Hello, Reimu! What brings you here?

-Stop kidding and tell me what you know!

-Well, I know many things. I know how to make oolong tea, I know that E = MC^2, I know that birds can fly... Oooh boy, I know a hell of a lot of things! It will take a while until I tell you all I know, Reimu!

I was so fast that Yukari couldn't react before I pull her out by her hairs from the gap.

-OWWWW!!!

-YUKARI-SAMA!!!! - Ran didn't just kill me because she was pregnant and couldn't fight

-I'm serious, Yukari! Speak out or I'll...

-You'll do WHAT? Are you going to smoke a rainbow? If you're going to do it, please invite me on it!

I grappled her by her clothes, lifting her. I was so enraged that I got her head and knocked it on the wall. I did it so strongly that the impact left a blood mark, while it looked like I did some serious injury on her forehead. Despite that, she was smiling as if nothing was happening. That made my blood boil!

-STOP IT, REIMU!!!! -Ran was shocked

-It's alright, Ran. It's a thing that only a good friend would do with me! Now, go make some tea.

-But...

-NO BUTS, RAN!!! GO MAKE TEA!!!!

Ran walked away, without looking away from Yukari a single second she could.

-Good thing we're alone now, Yukari! Now, you'll have to admit it!!

-Admit what? I don't know what you're talking about, Reimu!

I glanced at the edge of a table nearby. That edge would be the next destiny of Yukari's head.

-You're responsible for this, aren't you?! You knew it all along!!!

-Responsible? Are you talking about...

-Yes, I'm talking about this you're thinking!! I should have known it all along!!! But I trusted you! I regret trusting you, you dirty pig!!!

-You know, Reimu. You know everything I do is for the sake of Gensokyo!

-And, for the sake of Gensokyo, I'm going to kill you!!

-Owwww man, cut it out already! You know I would never get Chen unstuck of a tree if it wasn't necessary!

-............whaaaaaaaaaaat?

-You're talking about the gap things I did to get Chen down from a tree, aren't you?

-HELL NO!

-HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH!!! - Yukari laughted her ass out -You're so funny, Reimu!

Is she really serious?!

-I know you want to know why did I appear just in time to save you, right? - Yukari's voice tone got serious

-YES!

-Well, that may look a bit dull, but... When I returned home, I thought a lot about those things I told you, and decided to call you out to tell you a secret! I was happily creating a gap between you and me when I saw you almost dying. I rapidly, then, used a gap to take you to Eirin's Clinic, because it looked like that Kirin wouldn't be able to save you...

-Is... Is that all?

-Yes, I swear! Now, can you let me go before you get my head against the wall again?

-THAT'S NOT ALL!!!

I rushed her head against that table's edge, and it looked like I went overboard. Yukari was seriously injured, hence a big deal of bloodshed was coming out her forehead. Despite that, she was still smiling and tranquil, as if she wasn't hurt.

-I KNOW YOU KNOW SOMETHING ABOUT THE CULPRIT!!!

-Is that so?

I punched her face with all my power.

-YOU KNOW I'M BEARING A YOUKAI CHILD?! THAT'S YOUR FAULT!!!

-You're pregnant again?! CONGRATULATIONS!!

I punched her again, and again... And it seemed the more pain I caused on her, the less she cared about it.

-STOP THIS BULLSHIT, YOU FILTHY BITCH!!!

-I already told you I told you everything I know! Besides... If you keep on treating me like this, I won't be able to tell you my secret!

-TO HELL WITH SECRETS!!!!

-Well, you told me a secret, didn't you? You wouldn't tell me you're bearing a youkai child if this wasn't important! I feel like I have to tell something secret, in return!

-SHUT UP!!!

-I'll tell you it whether you like or not!... I don't know if she's the culprit, but she is, at least, father of this youkai child of yours!

-WHO?! WHO IS SHE?!?!!!?!

-She's that bean sprout girl that you're married with!

-Patchouli?!

-Yeah, yeah! Whatever! I was snooping at your life as I always do, when I saw, one night, you sleeping over her legs like a baby... And, then... And then she made you drink a strange medicine! It think that thing is an impregnating potion, just like you thought Eirin was making!

-You can't be serious!

-I'll be serious if you let me go!

Okay, okay... I'll try to calm down, and let her go... Not necessarily in that order!

-Is it true?!

-Have I ever lied to you, Reimu?

-DO you REALLY want me to tell ALL the times you lied to me?!

-Whatever. I can manipulate the boundary of Truth and Lie, anyways!

I FacePalm'd.

-Anyways... THIS time, AT LEAST, I'm not lying!

-So?...

-SO WHAT?! IT'S OBVIOUS! We must beat the crap her out and then everything will be fine!

I FacePalm'd again.

-...Or not. Heh, it's already too late, isn't it?

-The... The child is not the problem...

-Eh? Is it not? So why did you throw all this bloody spree on me?

-Patchouli became a vampire.

-...What?

-Patchouli became a vampire!

-...WHAAAAAAAAAAAAAT?

-I said...

-The bean sprout?! Became a vampire?! Why didn't you tell me this earlier?!

-I tried, but...

-It's too late for apologies, Reimu! We have to deal with this incident!

Oh no! OH NO! I remember this scene! Last time all this bullshit happened, I ended up aborting!

-You'll have to deal this by yourself, Yukari! I don't want to mess with someone else!

-Who said we're going to mess with someone? I didn't even tell you my plan!!

-*sigh*... What is it?

-Isn't it obvious? That vampire lass managed to vampirize other people! She wants to release an epidemia of vampirism over Gensokyo!! She started by vampirizing the bean sprout, and only God knows where it is going to end if we don't stop her!

-So we're REALLY messing with someone...

-I can just do some gap things and this will be solved in a gimpsy!

-If that's so easy, why did we have to have gone through all that fighting and peril in the Imperishable Night?

-SHUT UP, REIMU! I don't need your ideas, I can think on my own!

Third FacePalm of the day! WORLD RECORD!

-So... You're coming or not?

-Eh? Going with you? OF COURSE NOT! I don't wanna end up aborting again!

-If that's so, I can just get Ran and Chen to battle along with me while you stay behind!

-Hmmmm... Good idea! I need to talk with Remi!

-About what?

-I need to know how to raise a vampire child!

-I see!

Yukari opened a gap and got from it her umbrella.

-RAAAAAN!! Come here!

Ran appeared froma  door, and glared at us when she saw the big bloodshedding hole in Yukari's forehead.

-YUKARI-SAMAAAAAA!!!!!

-Oh, that's nothing, Ran! Now, get yourself properly dressed up for battle! We're going out!

-But... And the tea?

-YOU WERE MAKING TEA?! I DIDN'T EVER TOLD YOU TO MAKE TEA, YOU IDIOT!!! Now, dress your battle robe and let's get going!

-Yes, Yukari-sama!

I hope everything ends well...

Title: Re: Touhou - The so-called Baby Boom
Post by: MysTeariousYukari on August 12, 2010, 03:04:31 AM

Wow... Yukari is freaking crazy weird... Tell's Ran to make tea, then flips out on Ran when she mentions the tea she made. I'm kinda glad Reimu decided to do something to make Yukari be a bit more honest, even if it was brute force with lots of bloodshed.

Title: Re: Touhou - The so-called Baby Boom
Post by: Netwarrior on August 12, 2010, 04:21:36 PM

Well, imagine Reimu beating Yukari the same way as the guy of Splinter Cell Conviction does on interrogatories. I actually got inspiration from that.

Title: Re: Touhou - The so-called Baby Boom
Post by: Netwarrior on August 13, 2010, 01:22:50 PM

Man, this Fic is taking way too long. I intend to bring and end to it around the 30th chapter...





Chapter 22


There it is... The SDM! We took a while to get to it, because we just kept flying in circles for hours, just because Yukari said that "the clouds would melt down into pee if we didn't loathe about ghinea pigs".

At least, we managed to get there sooner or later. I was a bit scared, but I tried to calm down by thinking about how everything could be fine if Ran and Chen protected me. At least I didn't need to be worried about China, because she was sleeping like a rock. She's just the most perfect guard a burglar needs to invade a mansion! We won't need to deal with her.

-Owwwwwwwwwww maaaaaaaaaaan... This is just NO fun! - Yukari muttered -I'll wake this dragon up, so we can have some fun!

-What?!

It was too late when I tried to stop Yukari. What is that stupid old geezer thinking?! We had a golden chance to sneak into the SDM and have a surprise factor! It think the hole I made on her head just killed brain! Speaking of which, that holw is still bleeding rivers of blood, at it seems that she is perfectly fine, despite that!

-Hey... Wake up, China! - Yukari shoke China's head

-Mmfmfmsmmsmfs........ WHAAAAT?

-Yay! You're awake!

-Miss Yakumo?... What are you doing here?... - China was still half asleep

-I want to beat the crap out of your mistress!

-...What?

-I want to kick your mistress' ass!

-...Whaaaaaaaaaaaaaaat?

-I said...

-So you're invading the Mansion, huh!

Please remember me to strangle Yukari when we get this finished. China rapidly stood up and made a fighting stance.

-I won't let you enter the Mansion!

-So you're resisting, huh! You'll regret messing with the Youkai of the Borders!!!

I felt a great surge of power coming from Yukari! HELL YEAH! That stupid old hag will kick that stupid incompetent dragon! I can't wait to see all the gore!! I though Yukari would use the Double Death Butterfly, but... WHATTHEHELL! She's just poking China with her umbrella's tip, while laughing as if she was pwning her!

-Lazy Sign <Slow and Painful Murder>!!!!

-...What are you doing? - China

-I'm killing you slowly and painfully!! Each poking is taking away a bit of your life, in a way that when I poke you 1.000.000.000.000.000.000.000.000.000.000.000.000.000 times, you'll die!!!! MWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH!!!!!!!!

I felt like I should run away for my life, because China would certainly win if Yukari kept like that!

-...Are you serious?

-You're just TOO cocky for a person that is going to die slowly and painfully!!!

-...I'll go back to sleep, okay?

-YEAH! Sleep well, because I'll keep poking you until you DIE!!!!

I FacePalm'd, despite even this act wouldn't be enough to express how I am feeling while seeing this EXTREME FIASCO!

-If I beat you, will you stop poking me? It's kinda a nuisance...

-TRY AS MUCH YOU WANT!!!

-...Okay. But then don't complain if you get some bones broken, okay?

China punched Yukari on her belly. That was so strong that even I felt the pain! The punch was so strong that Yukari spat a river of blood. Despite that, she looked that she didn't even feel a slight pain! Is Yukari invincible?!

And then, China kept beating the crap out of Yukari. Each blow was stronger than the prior, and Yukari was getting more and more hurt!...

-YUKARI-SAMA!!!! - Ran

-Don't worry, Ran! I've got everything under control! - Yukari

-Yeah! AS IF!! - China

China got a SpellCard from her pocket! Now Yukari will be done for if she keep doing nothing!!

-Colorful Sign <Extreme Color Typhoon>!!!!

China began spinning around herself, like Hina, releasing a barrage of colorful danmaku! I could see well, but I could see Yukari being hit by each shot!! It was like she driven her Hitbox to them by purpose! I could see each spike piercing through her body, getting her damn seriously hurt!! What is happening with Yukari?!?!?

Yukari didn't even shot back! She just kept hitting herself with China's shots until her SpellCard's time ran out! When it finished, I could see that not even a single inch of Yukari's body wasn't damaged. She was completely smeared with blood!!! I wanted to throw up when I saw that!!... What is Yukari thinking?!...

-Are you finished already? - Yukari said that in a tone as if she wasn't feeling any pain

-WHAT? How many Lives did have you got?!

-Heh... Get her, Ran.

-YES!

-WHAT?!

Before China could react, Ran have already beat the crap her out.

-Let's continue, people! - Yukari looked cheerful

-Yukari!!... You're... - I thought I had to warn her about her injuries

-I already said that's nothing! Now... Let's proceed!

Well, it can't be helped... We followed Yukari into the SDM. The maid fairies have already been alerted about our presence, and they attacked. Hordes and hordes of maid fairies appeared, but Yukari and Ran flawlessly defeated them. Despite that, Yukari got shot by purpose by them, getting even more hurt. I'm starting to think that she is immortal just like Kaguya and Mokou... Even Sakuya herself tried to stop us, and threw hundreds and hundreds of knives, almost of them hitting Yukari!! Now Yukari was completely smeared with blood and almost very inch of her body had a knife sticked on it! Jyst after we defeated Sakuya, we ended up on Remilia's room. She was calmly drinking her tea.

-I've been waiting for you...

Her eyes were closed since we got into her room. When she opened them, she could see Yukari. When that happened, she spilled her tea and glared, with a dead surprised look!

-WHATTAHELL IS IT?!!!??!!

-You didn't see that coming, did you?! - Yukari laughed

Yukari started to pluck Sakuya's knives out, revealing her blood-smeared body.

-Look, Remilia! I'm all covered with deliiiiiiiiiiiicious blood!! - Yukari provoked

So all that masochism was mean for Yukari present herself to Remilia with blood?!

-Stop tempting me, bitch!!!

-I know you bloodsuckers can't stand still when in front of such a huge amount of blood!

-WHAT DO YOU WANT?!

-Hey Reimu! It's up to you now! - Yukari smiled at me

-What? Me?

-DO WHAT YOU HAVE TO DO AND PRONTO, DAMMIT!!! - WHOA

-...Okay...

I didn't know what to do! I thought Yukari would just beat Remi and everything would be fine. That's when I remembered that I told her I need to talk with Remi. Maybe Yukari is going to defeat Remi after I get this talk done. That's it!

Remi was starting to breathe heavily. Maybe she was starting to get bloodthristy... I have to be quick!

-Remilia! Maybe you already know, but Patchouli was vampirized and she attacked me!

Remi grinned, but she was getting even more tense... I fear that she might try to attack me. I hope Yukari has everything under control...

-Yeess... Yeeess... She did it... Just as I planned!...

-SO you're te culprit behind that! I knew it! What's your point with this?!

-HAHAHAH! I have always waited for a chance to spread my noble blood over Gensokyo! Now I have it!!

-Is that so? Well, I hope you're happy, because I almost got caught by your damn curse! But, thanks to Rin and Eirin, I'll not become a dirty youkai like you!

-Brag as much you want! You won't be able to stop me! I have already started vampirizing all my maid fairies... Soon, I'll release them and no one will escape!!!

-Well, I won't deal with that. I'll leave that to other people. But... There's something I need to talk with you!

-Make it quick!... I won't endure much time without getting crazy because of this free bottle of blood you call Yukari!

Yukari giggled.

-Well, I was pregnant when Patchy biten me... And... Well, Rin kept me from becoming a vampire, but she had to drive all your wicked virus on my child...

-SERIOUSLY?! - Remi looked happy

-Huh, yeah. I need your help. I need tips about how raising a vampire!

-WHY! Why didn't you tell me this earlier! I'll be deeply glad to help you on raising my offspring!

-But, there's one thing... I want you to stop your plans of vampirizing everyone!

-It ain't happening!

-If you don't stop... I'll...

Yukari interrupted me.

-She'll abort your grandchild, and I will take care of killing each vampirized maid fairy here! You know, I can use my gaps to get a lot of silver bullets, garlics and stuff!

Remilia crossed her arms.

-Oh, that's not good! - she said, ironically -Well, I think we can have a deal, then.

-What deal?

-First! You'll let me drink all this blood you're smeared with, and I'll think about not letting my maid fairies out. Second! I want Reimu to bear this vampire child, and I want her to let me name them and carry the Scarlet surname! Third! I want you to return me Patchouli, and properly feed her with blood!

-Good enough! - I said - But there's one thing I can't comply even if I wanted to... My child MUST have the Hakurei surname. Otherwise, the Shrine's guardian, Shingyoku, will kill them. You may give them a name, but the surname must be Hakurei!

-Okay! Okay! Just let me get Yukari's blood!

-It's all yours!

-ITADAKIMASU!!!

Remilia rapidly flew towards Yukari and started licking her blood. It was deeply disgusting! I felt like I wanted to puke, but something unexpected happened! Remilia, surprisingly, biten Yukari's neck!! Now Yukari is going to become a vampire!!! If that happens... WE'RE ALL DOOMED!!!

-OUCH!!! - Yukari wrestled against the bloodsucker

-YUKARI-SAMA!!! - DAMMIT, Ran is a goddamn useless moron

Yukari broke free from Remilia's clutches, but it was too late...

-You didn't see that coming, huh!? - Remilia laughed -Soon you'll become one of us!

-YOU BITCH!!! THE DEAL IS OVER!! NOW YOU'RE DEAD MEAT!!! - Yukari was angry like Suika gets when she isn't with her sake -RAN! CHEN! GET HER!!!

-It'll be sooooooo fun! - Remilia grinned

...

...

...

I don't know well what happened after that... But I'm sure that everything simply went to hell!

When I realized, I found a hell a lot of gaps scattered everywhere. Maybe Yukari found a way to deal with everyone once for all... I found Remilia knocked out, and Ran and Chen panting. This was surely a fierce battle!

I'm glad that, at least, I'm safe now...

Or not...

I could see Yukari, panting too. I hope she just used her Boundary power to find a way to prevent herself from becoming a vampire... But I was wrong. I saw her eyes glowing red when she suddely looked at me.

-Reimu...

-Yukari?! You... You...

-Yes, Reimu! It's too late! - Yukari gazed me with crazy eyes

She took some steps closer to me.

-I'm going to drink everyone's blood! And I'll start with YOU!!

When I realized, Yukari had already knocked me down, and she was over me. DAMMIT! Now I'm done for!! There's nobody to save me!!

-You blood looks sooooooo delicious, Reimu! Hahahahahah!!

-NO, YUKARI! DON'T DO IT!! PLEASE!!! - I was already started crying

-Yes! Get nervous! So your blood will spill out a lot!

-HEEEEEEEEEELP!!!

Title: Re: Touhou - The so-called Baby Boom
Post by: Netwarrior on August 16, 2010, 01:39:35 PM

Hey guys... Sorry if I'm taking a bit long to post new chapters...

Leave commentz plz




Chapter 23

I'm done for! I'm done for!! Nothing will stop Yukari from bitting me! When she bites me, I'll get infected by the vampiric virus and will have an anaphylactic shock again... And there's no Rin or Eirin around to save me! I'm gonna die!!

Yukari slowly got her mounth near my neck... I could, then, feel her teeth grazing my skin... Now, I'm done for... FOR REAL!

...

...

Huh? Why is Yukari taking so long to bite me?

Well, I'll try opening my eyes... I found mimself in a rather strange place. It was like a room, but the architecture was not like any found in Gensokyo. The walls were clear white, and I found mimself somwhat near a girl lying on a thin white bed. She looked like she was wounded, but she was already treated. And now she looked like she was recovering... Thus, there was another girl, wearing a purple dress, sleeping while cantilevering on the bed.

I got close to them, you know, to take a look.

But... Man, where the hell am I?

-This is the Outside World, Reimu.

-EEEEEEEEEEEEKKKK!!!!

DAMMIT! Yukari appeared from behind and startled me! Surprisingly, the girl didn't wake up with my scream. I calmed down a bit, and then spoke:

-Outside World?

-More precisely, we are in a "hospital". It's like Eirin's Clinic, but with a lot of doctors and infra-structure.

-I see... But, who are these girls?

-Reimu, do you remember I wanted to tell you a secret? Well... THIS is the secret.

-What? I don't understand...

-Just wait and see.

The girl on the bed slowly woke up. She yawned and then sit on the bed. She looked to feel a bit of pain on moving. She looked to the other girl, but it looked like she couldn't perceive us.

-Oh... Mary... - the girl said

The girl tried to wake the other one up. She softly nugged her, and I noticed that Yukari got a little... Strange... She looked like she was as drowzy as if she didn't sleep for weeks.

-Yu... Yukari?

Suddenly, Yukari fell asleep on the floor! What the hell is happening here?!

Surprisingly, the purple-dressed girl woke up at the same time as Yukari fell asleep. It was quite strange at first glance, but I rapidly got the idea. Somehow, that girl and Yukari are connected...

-Did you skip another class just to stay here, Mary?

-Uuummm... - the Yukari-connected girl yawned - Yeah...

-You shouldn't do it. Your grades are already bad... If you skip the classes, you'll fail your actual subjects!

-To hell with them. I can try them again, anyways.

Her voice... Sounded exactly like Yukari's voice! Now, speaking of which, she is exactly like Yukari! The voice, the blonde hair, the fair white skin, the face... Is this girl Yukari?! But... How? Yukari is right besides me, fast asleep!

-It's my fault that you got hurt, Renko.

-It's no big deal. I'll be fine!

-You don't understand...

The fake Yukari sounded very serious. If she's Yukari, does she know I'm here? Can she see me?...

Suddenly, the fake Yukari hugged the "Renko" girl. She sounded like she was about to cry...

-Renko!... You know it... You don't need to pretend you don't know it anymore!...

-What are you talking about?!

-I... I love you, Renko!

-...Mary?...

The fake Yukari sobbed as she hugged Renko thighly, who hugged back.

-You don't know how worried I got!... I love you so much that I can't live on without you anymore!...

-Um... But... Since when?...

-It doesn't matter! All I want is to be with you!

-But... I'm a girl, and you're a girl, too...

-It doesn't matter! All that matters is that I love you!

-Ummmm... I... I like you, too... But...

That's so odd, man. If that girl is, somehow, Yukari, she knows I'm here, watching. So, what's the point on confessing right in front of me?

-It's okay if you can't love me back, Renko... But, there at least one thing I want from you...

-What is it?

-I want to have a baby with you!

-WHAT?

Whatahell? How come Yukari can have a baby with another girl?

-You know... They developed a way to make sperm from a girl's cells. We can have a baby through this technique!

-Yeah, I know. But... How are we going to raise a child? We are both too busy with the college...

-I'll leave the college!

-WHAT? You can't do that! You're being too reckless!

-I never liked Psychology, anyways.

-What's up with you, Mary? Does it have something to do with Gensokyo?

HUH? She knows something about Gensokyo?!

-No. That's not it. I have been meaning to tell you all this for a long time... But now I can't miss the chance! You almost died...

Renko sighed.

-Well... You look serious. Okay. I'll offer mimself to help you bear a child... But I won't leave college. The most I can do is to get a part-time job...

-OH! THANK YOU, RENKO!!

Heh, that's heart-warming. But... How am I going to get out the Outside World? You know, I prefer living in Gensokyo! I need to get Yukari to get me outta here!

I'll try waking her up. I softly nugged her, as I saw "Mary" becoming drowzy.

-Hmmm... I'm still so sleepy... I'll sleep a bit more...

As "Mary" fell asleep, Yukari woke up.

-You have A LOT to explain to me, Yukari!

-*yawn*... - Yukari stretched herself -Okay... But we don't have much time...

Yukari slowly stood up, and got her umbrella.

-As you can see... When this girl, Maribel Hearn, sleeps, she becomes me, Yukari Yakumo. When Yukari Yakumo sleeps, she becomes Maribel Hearn.

-Intriguing! But... Why did "you" confess to that Renko girl?

-Well... It's true that I like her. But it's part of my plan to guess the real cause of the Baby Boom.

-Huh?

-I suspect that if Maribel gets pregnant, I'll get pregnant, too!

-You're such a senile old hag! Now you're having crazy ideas!

-But it DOES make some sense, doesn't it?

-Ummm... Yeah... A bit.

-I suspect that everyone in Gensokyo has a person here in Outside World connected to them.

-If that's so... Who am I in Outside World?... Thus, why don't I know anything about the Outside World's "me"?

-I don't know. But, if this plan doesn't work, I'll give up trying to figure the Baby Boom out!

-Huh?

-You know, I'll have to spend most of my days as Maribel, taking care of my baby!

-Oh, yeah...

-Now, I'll port you back to Gensokyo. Maribel will have to wake up soon.

A gap opened itself, and I jumped in it. Yukari came along with me, because she needs to sleep in her house while she is Maribel. I found mimself in the Yakumo House. Ran was waiting fro us.

-Welcome back, mistress Reimu!

-Hello there.

-I would serve you a cup of tea, but I think it's better you return to your home, because you and miss Yukari spent a long time away.

-Oh my! I really need to go home!

I properly thanked everyone and rapidly flew towards home. Maybe I got away for days! All because that stupid old hag! I hope Marisa isn't angry at me, because if she is, I'll have to sleep on the sofa for a week!

I mean, somehow it's Marisa who calls the shots in the Shrine now. I heard that such things always happens on families nowadays. Always when Marisa gets angry at one of her husbandresses, they have to sleep on the sofa. The only person she doesn't punish is our son. She's completely unable of not indulging everything he does. Shokun just doesn't end up a spoiled kid because I and Patchouli are properly parenting him.

Oh yes... Patchouli! I recall Yukari saying something about her using a potion on me. Did Patchouli really made an Impregnating Potion and used it on me? If she did... Is she the culprit behind the Baby Boom?!

I need to find it out! That's it. I'll talk to her.

Title: Re: Touhou - The so-called Baby Boom
Post by: Mr. Sacchi on August 18, 2010, 07:17:25 PM

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Nuff' Said

Well,  this chapter was interesting, looks like renko and mary will be having their places in the story right now.

But your theory doesn't make sense, because touhou labyrinth says so! *shot*

...Just, keep at it. It has gone to hell anyways, no point in stopping it  :V

BTW WHAT THE FUCK HAPPENED TO FLAN? :ohdear:

Title: Re: Touhou - The so-called Baby Boom
Post by: Netwarrior on August 19, 2010, 01:18:07 PM

Damn, everyone is asking about Flandre and Louise... I'll solve this plothole later... PROMISE!

But it's Reimu's fault! She promised Flandre that she would see Louise, but she didn't have any actual ways to do so!


CHAPTER 24


I found out that Patchouli was imprisoned by Suika there in the undergrounds, but she was recently released when Yukari stopped the second vampire rampage. It looks like Patchy is a vampire now, but everything is under control. Daily, Sakuya passes by and leave with us some vials of blood, which Patchouli drinks sometimes to hinder her from getting bloodthristy. Good thing that she won't rampage again!

Anyways, I'm going to talk with her. And there she is... On the table, reading a book. The only difference is that the table was now inside the Honden, because now she can't get under sunlight.

-Hey there!

-Go away.

-It'll be brief!

-What you want?

-Yukari told me that you made me drink a potion when I fell asleep on our date!

Patchouli glared, suprised. And then, she sighed, after closing her book.

-Dammit... It should be a secret!

-It's not my fault if Yukari is a snooper! So... What was that potion for?

-Well, I lied about the things you did on that "date".

-I see...

-Actually, we just talked until you got so drunken you got asleep. I ended up revealing you a very big secret about me, and you revealed that you wanted a baby.

-And?...

-I made an Impregnating Potion, and used it on you. Consider it a little gift from me.

-If you have an Impregnating Potion, so you're!...

-No, I'm not the culprit behind the Baby Boom. Every baby made with my potion is born with half of my blood, unlike the other children, that only have their mothers' blood.

-Ah. I'll pretend I believe you. But there's one more thing... I mean, it's really nice of you impregnating me, but...

-But?

-You're a youkai, so my child is going to be half-youkai, like Rinnosuke. The thing is... It's a bloody disgrace for the Hakurei Clan to have a youkai child.

-And?

-Well... If I was frantic about these honor things, I certainly would abort or kill the baby when they is born. But I won't do it. I'll raise this child in a way they won't be like the other youkai!

-It's fine for me.

-And there's another thing! You bitten me, and I almost died because I'm alergic towards vampires. Rin and Eirin found a way to seal the vampiric virus away on my baby, so I won't die. But the baby is going to be born as a vampire...

-Oh! Mistress Remilia will love this!

-She already knows it. She will help me to raise our child, because I know nothing about raising vampire children.

-That's very good news!

-And another thing... Will you help me raising our child?

-Of course! But I prefer you don't tell anyone I impregnated you, at least not too soon... I may be shunned if people think I'm the culprit behind the Baby Boom.

-I wonder what Marisa thinks about it... Thus, I want to tell Shokun that he's going to have a simbling!

-Go ahead.

Somehow, I was feeling happy. I want everyone happy, knowing that our family is going to grow. I looked for Marisa and found her, with Shokun as a bonus.

-Shokun, daddy has something important to tell you! - I was cheerfully smiling

-A gift for me ~ze?!

-Kind of! Heh!

Marisa made a face showing that she already knew about what I was going to say.

-I'm pregnant! I'm going to have a baby!

-That's so cool, daddy ~ze!

-Yeah! You're going to have a brother or a sister ~ze! - Marisa cuddled our son

-But, daddy, why isn't your belly big ~ze?

-It's because I just got pregnant, darling. Just wait some months and my belly will get big!

-I can't wait until then ~ze!

It feels very good to know that Shokun is happy about it.

So, things are settled nicely. I think I can finally relax and sit back. I swear I won't get mimself in trouble, so my baby won't be aborted. Even though I just got pregnant, I pat my belly as if it was already big. I sat on the Honden's veranda and got mimself lost in thoughts while my eyes gazed the blue sky. I imagined a lot of things about my baby. If they would be a boy or a girl... What name I would give them...  Wondered if Alice would accepted my baby as her child. Well, she should! We are married after all!

How will my baby look like? They is going to have Patchy's blood... Maybe they will have something in common with her. Maybe the hair's color, or the eyes... Or even the habit of muttering "~Mukyuu"! Or maybe they will look like my parents, because Rin told me that I look like my grandmother.

And more... Will Shingyoku let my baby live? If they live, will they be able to be a Shrine Maiden ( if they is a girl ) or a priest ( if they is a boy )? If I could only talk to him... Well, I tried, but it doesn't look like he'll respond... I'll kill him if he kills my baby!

And there's Yukari, too... Maybe that crazy plan of hers can actually work! If the Outside World Yukari gets pregnant, maybe the real Yukari could get pregnant, too!

Wait a sec... Yukari?... PREGNANT?!

How can a brainless stupid old hag like her bear a baby?! She's so old that her uterus is like a rotten apple: brown, wrinkled and stinky! Thus... What will Yukari's child be in relation to Ran, Chen and Mistuko? If Yukari's child grows and becomes a jerk just like her... What will become of Gensokyo?! What if they have the same power as Yukari?! Oh my god, this is not going to be good!

Well... I think this can't be helped. I can't wait until I see my child solving the incidents caused by Yukari's child...

Hey...

I, Marisa and Rin are the greatest Gensokyo's heroines... And we all have children! I mean... I and Rin are pregnant, and Marisa has Shokun...

It's likely that Gensokyo will have a second generation of heroes! It's going to be SO cool!

I really can't wait...

Title: Re: Touhou - The so-called Baby Boom
Post by: Mr. Sacchi on August 20, 2010, 07:23:03 PM

I wouldn't even care about the Flan/Louise thing. That is. IF FLANDRE WASN'T IN MY TOP 10

:getdown:

But, anyways. I'm worried about the whole Renko/Mary thing as well. Wonder what will be Yukari's side effects.

And how everything will turn out with Reimu's child. Shit, everything DID go to hell :ohdear:

Please, for the love of ZUN and all that is MOE. KEEP AT IT

Title: Re: Touhou - The so-called Baby Boom
Post by: Netwarrior on October 05, 2010, 04:14:58 PM

Well, I've left this Fic toi sink because I kinda ran out of ideas, and I got a little demotivated when I realized the enourmous plotholes and failures on my knowledge of some of Touhou's canon lore. I've read a lot in Touhou Wiki and now I want to finish this Fic. As promised, it'll end on the 30th chapter.

And there's more! This Fic is intended to have a sequel! So, if you hate this Fic, you'll be able to keep on hating for more time! HOORAY!


Chapter 25


Well... Some months have passed since I discovered I was pregnant. And some things have happened, as well.

The Eientei got rebuilt, thanks for the GREAT manpower the rebuiliding had ( I've never seen so many bunnies working ). Since it was rebuilt, Eirin stopped demanding payment for her medical services, so we could afford her to look after my pregnancy. Everything was doing fine, as she said, besides the fact that my baby is really bound to be a vampire. But I don't give a damn to that!

My belly already started to get big. It's not that big, but everyone can notice that I'm pregnant. I already can see that my labor is going to be watched by the whole Gensokyo, just like happened with Marisa. Argh... I don't want to have my labor watched! Maybe I'll ask Suika to not to let anyone in if not Remilia and Sakuya. I want at least Yuuka to be away! I don't want that crazy sadistic sunflower laughing at my pain like she did with Marisa!

Some things were getting a bit harder in Margatroid Kindergarten ( I'll surely change it's name! It's a promisse!! )... It's about Hikaru and Yumeni, the children of the immortals. They simply don't stop fighting! And they are always fighting for that stupid "Toy Truck"! Almost all that can be heard in the Shrine is "It's my twuck!", everyday! I tried to stop that stupid quarreling, by buying from Rinnosuke another Toy Truck, but these two want both just for them. Now they're fighting for two "twuckz"! I'm seriously thiking about disposing those Toy Trucks away! I'll do that someday...

And there's Cerald, too. He has gotten even more bratty! I mean, he's not bratty when Letty is around... But when it's not winter, he becomes a worse-than-Cirno brat! He spices up the fightings of Hikaru and Yumeni by stealing the Toy Truck. He loves stealing toys... Because of that, Shokun got a grudge against him... I mean, Shokun also likes to steal things, just like Marisa, and he hates to take his own medicine. They fight a lot, but not physically, but yes with words. They insult each other a lot.

Thanks goodness that at least there are polite and well-upbrought kids, like Mitsuko and Mitsuo. They are polite just like their parents... I wish Shokun could be in the list of "good children", but he just keeps getting more and more alike Marisa. I mean, he's got a liking to lying, you know... Just like Marisa. I heard that Yamaxanadu wanted to send her to hell just because of her lying habits... Well, Shokun's lies are just innocent as he is. They consist of him telling fake facts as if they were true just to make others impressed. He even brags about me and his mother, bragging about our adventures to save Gensokyo. Heh, that's kinda good, because I know that my son is proud of me.

But there's one thing I'm worried about Shokun... It's Alice. Everybody knows that she used to be a human, but became a youkai through magic. She usually says that becoming a youkai was the best thing she did on her whole life, and also usually tries to convince Marisa to do the same ( but always fails ). Now she is trying to convince Shokun! It's more likely that he follows Alice's opinions, because he likes her a lot, you know. It's sure that Shokun may become a magician just like Marisa, so it's very likely that he decides to become a youkai. Well, I can't say if becoming a youkai is nice... Maybe Yukari could be a better person to say something about this, because she is human and youkai at the same time, and she is old as hell, so she knows if it's good or bad to live too long.

Speaking about Yukari... I wanted to know more details about the Outside World. I wanted to know why that Renko girl was hurt, for example. Yukari said that bandits are evil out there, and hurt people instead of just stealing their things, so that Renko girl was assaulted by a bandit and got hurt. However, Yukari didn't seem to be pregnant... I thought that her plan failed, but she said that the technology for making a girl impregnate another fails very often, so she is trying to get pregnant many times... Well, it seems reasonable. I mean, I think that, if Yukari was at least slightly pretty, she could just seduce a random guy and then do it with him... But it's impossible, that old hag is so ugly that even her image on the mirror pukes when it sees her!


Remilia often came to the Shrine, to make picnics. It's obvious she wanted to watch my pregnancy, heh. Well, she already used to make picnics on the Shrine, but now she is coming by more often. At least she's not freeloading me, since she brings her own snacks and tea. While she hangs around the Shrine, she teaches me about raising a vampire child. It isn't that diifuclt, by the way. Almost all I need to do is simply give my baby blood, the same small vials Patchouli drinks, from times and times so they won't get bloodthristy. Remilia herself does that, to prevent her from going rampage. But there's one thing I wonder... Whose blood is contained in those vials that Sakuya daily brings?

-Oh. When we vampires first attacked Gensokyo, we were... hm... detained. So I made a contract with the strong youkai that we wouldn't attack humans anymore, since if they brought us humans for us to feed from.

-Who are these humans?

-Dunno. Yukari says they're just random people from the Outside World.

-I see...

Remi took a sip of red tea.

-Oh, yes... There's another thing. It was quite a nuisance to rebuild the wreckage that you made Flandre do, back at that time you messed with Eientei.

-...

-Since then, Flandre doesn't stop from saying you promised you would make her see Louise. She even tried to escape her room some times.

-Heh, I just said that so Flandre would help me.

-You know... I think I shouldn't have did that to my little sister. It was because of you I noticed how much she wanted to see my niece. So, I appointed Louise to bring to her mother her daily meals, and I let them play for a while.

-That's very nice of you.

-I've been thinking on a name for your child... I think...

-NO! I'm going to name my baby!

-Don't be so mean... I'm already doing a great favor by teaching you about how to raise a vampire child!

-It's your fault my baby is going to be a vampire! By the way, how did you vampirize Patchy? You're a light drinker!

-It wasn't me that bitten your husbandress. It was Flandre and Louise.

-What?

-I thought we vampires could conquer Gensokyo this time, but I forgot about Yukari.

-It serves you right.

-Shut up.

-Well... Since I'm a nice girl, I'm going to name my baby after your surname.

-Really?! - Remi was very happy to hear that

-If they is a girl, I'll name them Akatsuki. If they is a boy, I'll name them Akamatsu.

-Oh! Neat! Really neat! I like that!

-But I swear that my baby, even though they is a youkai, they won't be a filthy human-eating jerk like you youkai are!

-Good luck on that. It's very lickely that your child will attack humans. You know... Human blood tastes way much better than any other food!

-HAY PEE-OO-POW! *Hic*!

Oh no, it's Suika. She drunken again! She isn't drunken all the time because of Shokun, but she usually gets drunken. Judging by the way she's speaking and walking, she probably drank around 50 liters of sake. Along with her came another occasional drunkard: Satoshi. It's kinda awkward to see a small boy like him drunken, but it can't be helped. He's an oni, anyways. It took some time until I dispelled them off so I could keep talking with Remi, but she left because it was going to rain.

Title: Re: Touhou - The so-called Baby Boom
Post by: Messiah on October 13, 2010, 01:24:00 AM

Great fan fic, due the size of it, sometimes the plot was kinda "meh", but in general I think it's an excelent story for a fan-made; can't wait for the others chapters.
I really liked the part when Leimu pushed Yukari against the wall and table. It gave kinda the impression that Reimu was  Really dead serious
I blurted out a "FUCYEA" when I read there would be a sequel   :V


Nice drawing you made for the cover.

Title: Re: Touhou - The so-called Baby Boom
Post by: BlackAlice on October 27, 2010, 12:44:23 PM

Continue please ;_; me and my friend is waiting for this.
FIGHTING!!!