WARNING: The following contains coarse language. Viewer discretion is advised (*huff* *huff* oh man it's been a looooooooooooooong time)
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Whoa.
Holy mother of FUCK.The moon. The MOON.
Of course, Jason can?t relax now, for he wound up on the far side of the moon, the dark of the moon at that.
Moments ago, he was standing by the shore of the Misty Lake at night, with no direction, or goal, until Yukari just showed up out of nowhere and shoved him physically into the reflection of the full moon. When he surfaced and got to shore, Jason found himself smack dab on a peach beach (loaded with peach palm trees), and the strange daynight skies mean only one thing; Jason is on the moon.
Even then, he wasn?t out of the woods; just some distance away, picking peaches off one of the peach trees, was Watatsuki no Toyohime, by herself.
Good thing Yorihime and those moon rabbits aren?t here. God? Damnit, Yukari.Even though he never counted on meeting a Lunarian at all, Jason?s heard of the Watatsuki sisters, and the big debate over them going on in the ?real world? he would never visit.
Still, gotta focus on the matters at hand...He found that Toyohime wasn?t paying attention to him; even when she turned towards Jason to go to another peach tree, with him out in the open and in her line of sight, she still didn?t seem to notice him. And then Jason remembered.
Oh, right. Purity.Normally, all living beings are somewhere on the purity scale, whether pure like a Lunarian, Celestial, or Yuyuko, or impure like youkai or humans. Jason, however, doesn?t seem to read on the purity ?scale?; the Hourai trees don?t respond to him
at all, but he never called himself pure, had his fair share of negative emotions (he?s an emotion sink), negative actions, and even a free pass to the Netherworld and Higan (well, from mortality?s viewpoint, the residents of the respective lands may not agree with that).
Hmph. So if being pure like a Lunarian makes one inconspicuous in the Capital, being neither pure nor impure makes me like Koishi to them?Speaking of Koishi, her presence cannot be detected by anyone unless she allows it, and even if they have a line of sight, they might as well be seeing a rock.
In this case, Jason is not only inconspicuous to the Lunarians, but practically invisible, unless they are actively expecting his presence (they?re not, not now).
Great. I?m on the frikking moon, there?s an overpowered Lunarian that I?m not just going to kill picking peaches, and I need to get the hell off here. I don?t want to cause too big an uproar, so I can?t just jump back the way I came, because that would totally spook her, and cause an uproar. I could just try and sneak along the shoreline away from her, that would be fast, that would be the pragmatic, clean solution to this problem--What are you waiting for, stop thinking and get going!
Okay, okay. But thinking costs less than talking, right?Ugh. Anyway, Jason began to hightail it outta there, but suddenly!
A phone vibrates.
He was taken completely by suprise, which he saw was coming out of the phone that was at his feet.
Who the hell leaves their phone on the MOON?Worrying that Toyohime might hear the phone, he picked it up, and slid the slide lock on the touch screen to answer whoever may be on the line, without even thinking.
[Ambient 4: On Land - A Clearing]
?Hello? Who is it?? Jason answered.
There was a loud beep, and then a female voice, probably a teenager, responded.
?Maryberry.?
Maribel?Jason tried to suppress his surprise at the fact that a girl who is from the near future and has a connection to Yukari is actually talking to him, let alone that she actually speaks English.
?You will NOT believe it. I am on the fucking MOON.?
Another beep.
?Holy fuck, I cannot believe it. I cannot believe that you are on the fucking MOON. Cannot fucking believe it,? Maribel replied on the other side.
There was a pause, before Jason answered back.
?The moon, for christ sake. The MOON.?
Yet another loud beep.
?Say again, the MOON??
?Yes. The fucking moon. I am talking to you from the fucking moon, without a suit, and there is a pretty sea? a pretty beach? and? a pretty lady.?
Maribel talked after the beep.
?Are you on the MOON? I? I? can?t? believe it? fuck. FUCK. Holy. Mother. Of. FUCK.?
?Holy. Mother. Of. FUCK,? Jason repeated.
Wait a minute?Jason realised that he had been talking out loud the whole time, and that sound will still reveal his presence. But it?s too late now; Toyohime had already noticed his presence, and as she prepared to blow him away with her fan of ultimate destruction, Jason had only one thought.
Fuck you Yukari. FUCK. You.With a flick of her wrist, Toyohime?s fan unleashed a powerful blast that swept Jason off his feet. That it managed to blow him away says something about the fan?s power. He fell straight into the Lunar sea, dazing him a bit. The water soon began to shift from an empty dark blue to a lighter, hazier greenish-blue, as fish began to swim by.
Back on Earth?He can?t be sure where he is, so as he regained his composure, he swam towards the surface, and when he finally catches his breath (he didn?t need it though), he was exactly where he was when Yukari pushed him in, and she was still there.
?What the hell was that for?!? Jason angrily said to her, while still in the water, saying it as if it had just left off from when she pushed him in.
?A joke.?
Yukari?s words were a vague understatement, fitting of her personality, and Jason cannot believe she would go that far. Still, nothing of value was lost, since Toyohime doesn?t know of Yukari?s involvement, and they won?t find any impurity left behind.
This is another reason I hate summer?Never liked it anyways...
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Fourth wall? Never heard of it.
BTW, sorry for coming back.
