2016 NFL Thread: Superb Owl LI - New England Trumps vs. "Some Guys from Atlanta"

[Rin Kagamine]

I joined a public league on Tuesday after our draft got pushed back and set it on auto draft but forgot about it until today. Who'd I wind up with? Gio Bernard. Again.

[FroMonk]

I joined a public league on Tuesday after our draft got pushed back and set it on auto draft but forgot about it until today. Who'd I wind up with? Gio Bernard. Again.

So you're going to start eating bad chili and yelling "who dey" at the TV every weekend now?

[Rin Kagamine]

So you're going to start eating bad chili and yelling "who dey" at the TV every weekend now?

Nah, I just like him and can pull without guilt now that he's off the Tarheels. He seems to find his way onto all my teams.

[Suwako Moriya]

Yahoo still hasn't produced projections for my kicker

[Edible]

ART THOU READY FOR THINE FOOTBALL

[FroMonk]

Gotta find my jersey.  I think it's in a storage tub or something.

[Hainiryuun]

Wore my Crosby jersey and cheesehead into work today. I am so ready for some National League Football to be gracing my television, yet again

[PX]

Completely relevant (for Edible)

[Edible]

HAHA PANTHERS A SHIT

Completely relevant (for Edible)

rofl

[Rin Kagamine]

Icing the Kicker should be punishable by loss of draft pick. Fuck that weak shit.

If the NFL actually gave a shit about player safety (they don't, at all) hits to the head would actually be noticed!  Not penalized, just fucking noticed during the game! Additionally they should be penalized more harshly than "unnecessary roughness". Cam gets hit 4 times with blatant headshots and fucking nothing!?

Grounding and that pathetically weak roughness call offsetting is complete and utter horseshit and is proof positive that the league doesn't care about its players.

Fuck Chris Harris and Fuck Von Miller. Steratore deserves to be burned at the fucking stake for being such a mealy-mouthed company man without the ability to go against a "hostile" home crowd.

Derek Anderson is probably gonna start against the Niners because Cam is broken and we're gonna lose to BLAINE FUCKING GABBERT!!!

Football is the worst sport in the entire goddamn world.

[Rin Kagamine]

Fuck: Peyton, Elway, Harris, Anderson, Ware, Miller, Michaels, Collinsworth, Steratore, Sanders, Onions, Rivera, Shula, McDermott, Brown, Funchess, Benjamin, Tolbert, Stewart, Webb, Anderson, Newton, Denver, Broncos, Horses in general, Football.

GRAHAM MISSED THE KICK!

EDIT: FUCK AQIB TALIB TOO! DIRTY MOTHERFUCKER GOT OVERSHADOWED TONIGHT BY THE WORST HEADHUNTING SINCE BOUNTYGATE BUT YOU'RE STILL A MOTHERFUCKER!!!

[Edible]

I'm so glad football is back

[PX]

FUTBOL

[Edible]

Boy I can't wait to get my team's shit pushed in by the packers in week 1

[Hainiryuun]

Finally, it's time for 7 hours of commercial free football!

[Edible]

More like football-free commercials ;_;

Also, prepare your headache medicine of choice for the return of endless draftkings/fanduel ads.

[Hainiryuun]

More like football-free commercials ;_;

Also, prepare your headache medicine of choice for the return of endless draftkings/fanduel ads.

That just means that you're doing it wrong =p

I've got Fox for the Packers game on the TV and RedZone streaming on the PC

[PX]

More like football-free commercials ;_;

Also, prepare your headache medicine of choice for the return of endless draftkings/fanduel ads.

They best part is those sites are illegal here

[Edible]

Damn.  Keenan Allen already done for the year with a torn ACL.

[Hello Purvis]

So you're going to start eating bad chili and yelling "who dey" at the TV every weekend now?

So you're going to start eating bad chili

start eating bad chili

bad chili

Oh look we have a confederate apologist in league!

[FroMonk]

Oh look we have a confederate apologist in league!

Hey man, I'm not saying we should own people.  I'm just saying Robert E Lee is misunderstood.  Also, Sherman was an asshole.

[Rin Kagamine]

RG3 on IR.

Browns.

[Edible]

RG3 on IR.

Browns.

Browns.

[FroMonk]

Browns.

smdh.

[PX]

Have I won the league yet?

[Edible]

Have I won the league yet?

GOTTA GET THROUGH ME FIRST

ps if the Jags don't beat the Chargers, gus bradley should be fired the same day

[Hainiryuun]

I have no idea how the Chargers are actually favored over Jax

[Edible]

I have no idea how the Chargers are actually favored over Jax

Home field advantage usually grants 3 points, and we traditionally play like hot fucking garbage on the west coast.

[Hello Purvis]

SubterraneanDrifters to the Hail Renko.

O Kilga, Foobaw devil and damned devil's kith and kin, secretary to Lucifer himself. What the devil kind of knight are you, that can't slay a hedgehog with your naked arse? The devil excretes, and your army eats. You will not, you son of a bitch, make subjects of Christian sons; we've no fear of your army, by land and by sea we will battle with thee, fuck your mother.

You Babylonian scullion, Macedonian wheelwright, brewer of Jerusalem, goat-fucker of Alexandria, swineherd of Greater and Lesser Egypt, pig of Armenia, Podolian thief, catamite of Tartary, hangman of Kamyanets, and fool of all the world and underworld, an idiot before God, grandson of the Serpent, and the crick in our dick. Pig's snout, mare's arse, slaughterhouse cur, unchristened brow, screw your own mother!

So the Purvis declares, you lowlife. You won't even be herding pigs for the Christians. Now we'll conclude, for we don't know the date and don't own a calendar; the moon's in the sky, the year with the Lord, the day's the same over here as it is over there; for this kiss our arse!

[Kilgamayan]

Counterpoint: My star RB beats his kids.

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