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Nameless Quest: Disk JUSTENDALREADY
« on: October 14, 2010, 12:22:00 AM »
> You are AURICA! A lonely faerie from the outside world! You have been hired on by YUKARI YAKUMO. So far, you have defeated an ice faerie, bought groceries, sold cookies to a hungry salesman, survived and  lipped off one of the strongest youkai in all of Gensokyo. You can copy abilities at a whim, stopped a zombie infestation, escaped from a universe of chaos, got a suppository the size of a grapefruit administered, got a living doll companion that can only say it's name, befriended an eccentric Kappa, made it into the tabloids, and befriended the mistress of the palace of spirits and her sister. You stopped their haywire pets, Orin, and Okuu/Utsuho! After performing a military exercise with Eientei in which you got a shikigami by the name of Roger, you stopped magical leaks and a ROBO NITORI Then, you TRAVELED THROUGH TIME and completely jacked this timestream. Chen is now an adult, Yuka and Yukari are in love, Shanghai can fly (and prefers an axe to a lance), and a host of others. Finally, you discovered an old warehouse that you were completely afraid of, which introduced you to Rin Satsuki, the forgotten girl (and a host of violent delusions)! Then you went to visit Lily (you burned her, you sick, sick monster) and Nitori's GREATEST invention! An invention of !!!SCIENCE!!!tific proportions! And then you learned that if you don't wear safety goggles, you will die and no one will care.

-CONCENTRATED FISTICUFF LV.2: An attack used by focusing energy into your fist and punching. You can also focus kick.

-FAIRY FLIGHT LV.2: A form of flight that allows fairies to fly using wings. Allows flight anywhere, even in anti-magic zones. You can fly very fast.

-ELEMENTAL CONCENTRATION LV.4: Allows you to change internal element. You are currently neutral type. You can utilize; fire, ice, wind, earth, metal, sun, and moon with extra power.

-FAIRY REGENERATION LV.2: If damaged and not yet dead, you can rapidly regenerate health.

-ATTACK COPY LV.2: A very powerful ability that allows you to copy a LV.1 version of an enemies attack. Holds up to ten skills. Currently holding:
-KITTY STEALTH
-GAP LV:0.7
-Lunatic Red Eyes

-FEIGN DEATH LV.1: Temporarily stop your heart.

-AERO DASH LV.1: An ultra fast dash.

-CUTE LOOK LV.1: Increases negotiation ability.

-DANMAKU LV.4: Even though you're a fairy from the outside world, you've spent a lot of time perfecting magical attacks. Studying only gos so far though!


Spellcards:

- Foreign entity ~ One with no face: A spiral pattern. Quite low level.

- A little fairy ~ Focused target: An accurate attack with wind element bound to it. Fires ten large bursts at the opponent.

- Luminous Gaze ~ Blooming flower: A sun elemental attack. Inaccurate, but very powerful.

- Trouble sign ~ Double the Fun: Create two big spheres behind the enemy that creep inward. Very stealthy.Element of attack is based on what element ELEMENTAL CONCENTRATION is bound to.

Quests:
Mind the gap!: Master the gap.

Inventory:
-3108 yen
-fairy set
-journal
-list
-sack lunch
-super duper megacrystal pen
-fancy hat
-GPS
-catnip
-super umbrella
-bamboo
-bunny set
-thigh highs
-carrot sealed folder
-the paper
-tracker
-bomb
-shifting key

Shanghai inventory:
-Lance

Roger inventory:
- frilly dress

> You were just talking to Nitori about her shiny new hat. What do?

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Re: Nameless Quest: Disk JUSTENDALREADY
« Reply #1 on: October 14, 2010, 12:26:54 AM »
> "So...  What does the new thing do anyway?"

Apparently, Thomas the Tank Engine isn't one to take crap from anyone.

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Re: Nameless Quest: Disk JUSTENDALREADY
« Reply #2 on: October 14, 2010, 07:47:05 AM »
>Holy shit, she likes us!
>Set expectations to: prepared for astonishment!

OkashiiKisei

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Re: Nameless Quest: Disk JUSTENDALREADY
« Reply #3 on: October 24, 2010, 12:16:40 PM »
> Adjust goggles to make sure they are properly on, otherwise...you know....

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Re: Nameless Quest: Disk JUSTENDALREADY
« Reply #4 on: December 09, 2010, 06:36:17 PM »
(So I've finally got this worked out. Going to finish it once and for all.)

> "So...  What does the new thing do anyway?"

> "...Aurica, let this be our secret, okay?"
> She looks about nervously.
> "I put this thing together in a drunken rage. I have no idea if it works properly, or how it even does it. I think I might mix orange juice and rum more often if stuff like this turns up overnight!"

>Holy shit, she likes us!
>Set expectations to: prepared for astonishment!

> You prepare for astonishment!

> Adjust goggles to make sure they are properly on, otherwise...you know....

> You ensure your goggles are tightly over your eyes. Wouldn't want a spear of glass through them!

OkashiiKisei

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Re: Nameless Quest: Disk JUSTENDALREADY
« Reply #5 on: December 09, 2010, 06:41:54 PM »
> "Lets hope you're a drunken master! Hit it!"
> "But...should we hold the first-aid kit close just in case...?"

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Re: Nameless Quest: Disk JUSTENDALREADY
« Reply #6 on: December 09, 2010, 07:36:02 PM »
>Belay that last line, we have faith in you, Nitori!

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Re: Nameless Quest: Disk JUSTENDALREADY
« Reply #7 on: December 09, 2010, 09:59:53 PM »
> "Lets hope you're a drunken master! Hit it!"
> "But...should we hold the first-aid kit close just in case...?"
>Belay that last line, we have faith in you, Nitori!

> She looks at her watch.
> "I'd love to. But it's time for dinner. And I've been planning spicy pizza pancakes for the last month!"

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Re: Nameless Quest: Disk JUSTENDALREADY
« Reply #8 on: December 09, 2010, 10:08:52 PM »
>"Can I have some?"

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Re: Nameless Quest: Disk JUSTENDALREADY
« Reply #9 on: December 09, 2010, 10:17:00 PM »
>"Can I have some?"

> "Well my good faerie, I'd be glad to have you over!"
> She looks at your safety goggles.
> "And you'll definitely be needing those!"

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Re: Nameless Quest: Disk JUSTENDALREADY
« Reply #10 on: December 09, 2010, 10:30:36 PM »
>Smile a smile that would mimic acts of Utsuho.
>"This is going to be the best!"
>Follow her.

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Re: Nameless Quest: Disk JUSTENDALREADY
« Reply #11 on: December 10, 2010, 12:30:06 AM »
>Smile a smile that would mimic acts of Utsuho.
>"This is going to be the best!"
>Follow her.

> You would if you knew how to do that!

> "It sure is!"
> She reaches into her desk and pulls out a black container labeled "MIX."

> She proceeds to the kitchen. You follow her.

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Re: Nameless Quest: Disk JUSTENDALREADY
« Reply #12 on: December 10, 2010, 12:31:35 AM »
>Observe!
>"Can I help?"

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Re: Nameless Quest: Disk JUSTENDALREADY
« Reply #13 on: December 10, 2010, 02:55:09 AM »
>Observe!
>"Can I help?"

> She dumps the "MIX" into a large pot. She reaches into a drawer and covers her face with a welding mask.

> "You can stand way back."

> As the (remarkably home-made) stove heats up, sparks begin to pop and sizzle out of the pot.

Re: Nameless Quest: Disk JUSTENDALREADY
« Reply #14 on: December 10, 2010, 07:09:19 AM »
> Stand WAY the fuck back.

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Re: Nameless Quest: Disk JUSTENDALREADY
« Reply #15 on: December 10, 2010, 02:01:23 PM »
> Stand WAY the fuck back.

> You ensure you are a great distance away from her.

> After a few minutes, Nitori digs in the drawer again and pulls out a box. She tears the top off and dumps the powdery contents of it into the pot. With this done, she opens a very shabby looking refrigerator, complete with jagged chunks of metal sticking out from the sides. She begins pulling out cartons and containers, presumably of milk and such.
> Soon she's adding whatever it is she needs for the meal.

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Re: Nameless Quest: Disk JUSTENDALREADY
« Reply #16 on: December 10, 2010, 02:04:44 PM »
>Watch with rapt attention!
>"This is gonna be so great! This is so great! Is it going to explode?!"

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Re: Nameless Quest: Disk JUSTENDALREADY
« Reply #17 on: December 11, 2010, 07:11:52 AM »
>Watch with rapt attention!
>"This is gonna be so great! This is so great! Is it going to explode?!"

> You stare like a bewildered child.

> "I don't know."
> After going about her business, Nitori puts on thick gloves and slams the pot (top first) onto a table. She comes back with a hammer and begins to smack against the exposed bottom of the pot until a loud "thunk" is heard. She pulls the pot off of the table and sets it aside. On the table now rests a large, circular, black chunk of...something.
> "You might want to leave. This might get messy in a moment."
> She leaves the room and quickle returns with a large saw.

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Re: Nameless Quest: Disk JUSTENDALREADY
« Reply #18 on: December 11, 2010, 12:39:08 PM »
>"But this looks like the best part!"

OkashiiKisei

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Re: Nameless Quest: Disk JUSTENDALREADY
« Reply #19 on: December 11, 2010, 10:50:13 PM »
> Stand way the fuck back. Yes, even farther back than the first time.

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Re: Nameless Quest: Disk JUSTENDALREADY
« Reply #20 on: December 12, 2010, 05:29:23 PM »
>"But this looks like the best part!"
> Stand way the fuck back. Yes, even farther back than the first time.

> "Well, I'm just saying that shit might hit the fan. Literally."

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Re: Nameless Quest: Disk JUSTENDALREADY
« Reply #21 on: December 12, 2010, 05:56:08 PM »
>"Oh. Stay behind me, Shanghai!"
>Hide behind some furniture; but peek around because this is exciting!

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Re: Nameless Quest: Disk JUSTENDALREADY
« Reply #22 on: December 12, 2010, 08:45:43 PM »
>"Oh. Stay behind me, Shanghai!"
>Hide behind some furniture; but peek around because this is exciting!

> You command Shanghai to stay behind you.
> "Shanghai!"

> You sit behind a chair and peek about occasionally. After Nitori has sawed  through about half, steam begins to billow out of the cut, along with a purple goo.

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Re: Nameless Quest: Disk JUSTENDALREADY
« Reply #23 on: December 12, 2010, 08:46:24 PM »
>"Where did that goo even come from?!"
>Does it look or smell appetizing at all?

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Re: Nameless Quest: Disk JUSTENDALREADY
« Reply #24 on: December 12, 2010, 10:47:01 PM »
> Does it even look safe to eat?
> Does it even look like pizzas or pancakes?
« Last Edit: December 13, 2010, 05:50:21 PM by OkashiiKisei »

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Re: Nameless Quest: Disk JUSTENDALREADY
« Reply #25 on: December 17, 2010, 02:59:37 AM »
>"Where did that goo even come from?!"
>Does it look or smell appetizing at all?

> She ignores you, caught up in her work.

> No. Very no.

> Does it even look safe to eat?
> Does it even look like pizzas or pancakes?

> Very, very no.

> Well, it's red. And tomato sauce is red. Your brain says "kind of."

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Re: Nameless Quest: Disk JUSTENDALREADY
« Reply #26 on: December 17, 2010, 03:21:50 AM »
>"This smells kinda weird. Is it French?"
>Wait patiently! Have faith!

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Re: Nameless Quest: Disk JUSTENDALREADY
« Reply #27 on: December 17, 2010, 02:46:32 PM »
> stare at it in a strange manner.

OkashiiKisei

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Re: Nameless Quest: Disk JUSTENDALREADY
« Reply #28 on: December 20, 2010, 05:17:18 PM »
> Approach the 'meal'.
> "So....do you eat it like that or do you need to put extra spices or sauces on it...?"

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Re: Nameless Quest: Disk JUSTENDALREADY
« Reply #29 on: January 06, 2011, 03:59:09 AM »
>"This smells kinda weird. Is it French?"
>Wait patiently! Have faith!

> "Please stay quiet! I must CONCENTRATE!"

> You turn your faith up to eleven!

> stare at it in a strange manner.

> You peek at it and give it a curious gaze.

> Approach the 'meal'.
> "So....do you eat it like that or do you need to put extra spices or sauces on it...?"

> You stand up and approach it.

> Nitori snaps to your direction and yells out.
> "YOU FOOL! GET BACK BEHIND THE-"

> In seconds, the black block shakes violently.

> That's the last thing you saw before it went black.