You know you're addicted to Touhou when...

[Dead Princess Sakana]

When you watch the weather report, see a thunderstorm passing by close to your city and think 'Hell yeah, nice grazing there.'

Also: When you decide to play Samurai Warriors 2 Empires again after a long time, then check the create-a-officer option and realize the female fighters closes look like Reimu. And then spend an hour to create 8 different Touhou officers even though you'll never touch the game again for a long time.

[Patorikku]

When you watch the weather report, see a thunderstorm passing by close to your city and think 'Hell yeah, nice grazing there.'

Yeah, good for you, but MY town grazed a possible tornado! Tenshi tried, but all she got was a water spout.

Anyways, I was listening to a vocal version of 3rd Eye on my DSi, (how naughty of me...) with the ExciteBike skin thing on. After looking at the colours, it seemed like Koishi and Satori were bike-racing each other to the end of the song. Out of nowhere, a hidden rider passed them both! It was so Aya.

There was other stuff that was significantly related to Touhou, but I forgot them...

[♛ Apher-Forte]

You tried to name the tornadoes as different Touhoes... to date, I did that thrice.

Katrina was rumored to be Iku having her period.
there was another one I called Mokou-storm
and a local hurricane with no name on its own was given the honorary name of Cirno-storm (this one actually rained frogs so yeah)

[Legacy|iB]

I was in a HomeSense the other day and among a myriad of seafaring/sailing decor was an anchor.

The speed of which my mind started screaming 'CAPTAIN MINAMITSU MOTHERF*CKING MURASA' still surprises me now.

[M. Burusu]

Not but a few minutes ago, I was playing MapleStory, hunting MT-09 (a projectile-shooting alien mecha) for a quest.

I ended up grazing a couple of the 3rd one's projectiles, and I began to laugh at the realization that I'd done so.

So yeah: you know you're addicted to Touhou when the first thing an aerial near-miss brings to mind is grazing.

[Sean]

Last night I spent around.... I want to say four or five hours playing Touhou while talking to friends on Skype. My mind is completely DEAD.

[Rikter]

You've managed to convince multiple other people on your Team/Clan/Guild Etc. in an online game to try the Touhou series.

[Dizzy H. "Muffin" Muffin]

You know you're addicted to Touhou when you can name every single character in every game and the outside-characters.

[Nine West]

You know you're addicted to Touhou when you can name every single character in every game and the outside-characters.

This is what I strive for.

I can name nearly every single character in the series just by looking at their pictures, and I always use full names (e.g. Chiyuri Kitashirakawa, Keine Kamishirasawa, Shikieiki Yamaxanadu). If I were to list them off the top of my head with no references whatsoever, I'll probably be able to get 85% of all the characters.

... Looks like I'm not addicted enough.

[Bias Bus]

You know you're addicted to Touhou when you can name every single character in every game and the outside-characters.

I think I can do that.

Also, from a chat session on YIM, I suppose he was talking about a Freddy Krueger movie or something...

"Freddy may have been thwarted in Dream Master (film number 4), but he plans to use Alice's unborn child as a way to continue his spree in Dream Child"

[Sana]

When you buy a hat and modify it to look like a Touhou's, even though you never wear hats.

[Sean]

You know you're addicted to Touhou when you can name every single character in every game and the outside-characters.

Thank you for reminding me how dangerously close I am to that point.

[cleartailcat]

You know you're addicted to Touhou when you can name every single character in every game and the outside-characters.

And when you can name every single song in the series, including the ones in the ZUN albums. Not quite there yet.

[Dizzy H. "Muffin" Muffin]

Mmmmnope, nowhere near there!

[theshirn]

You know you're addicted to Touhou when you can name every single character in every game and the outside-characters.

Every in-game character except from HRtP and SoEW, actually.  Outside characters DON'T COUNT

And when you can name every single song in the series, including the ones in the ZUN albums. Not quite there yet.

Again, all in-game music except the first two, and maybe one or two from LLS and MS.  A bunch of the albums, but not anywhere near all of them.

[Sodium]

When you play the Touhou Battle Arena UMS on Starcraft. =3

[Slowpoke]

You know you're addicted to Touhou when you can name every single character in every game and the outside-characters.

It only recently occurred to me what a feat this is. I was talking to my friend and she couldn't believe I knew them all. And I said, "Well, there are only...actually there are more than 100 characters. How do I know all their names?"

[Nine West]

"Well, there are only...actually there are more than 100 characters. How do I know all their names?"

Touhou burns itself inside your brain.

And when you can name every single song in the series, including the ones in the ZUN albums.

FFFFFFFFFFFF-

* Takes overdose of Touhou

[Slowpoke]

When you begin to memorize the kanji of the game titles.

[cleartailcat]

I saw a carton of Calpis just now and the first thing I thought about was Touhou. Now I'm just trying to figure out why Calpis is a Touhou reference in my brain.

[flurk]

when your wow guildmates, before a raid starts, yell "type @ if you want us to summon you here"
and people start typing @ @ @ and you think it's a circle nine.

[Rikter]

When you begin to press Z to try and confirm actions in other games.

[Omnifish]

When, upon visiting Wizard's of the Coast's new forums for the first time, the first thing you notice about the new site is another poster's Patchouli avatar.

[misosoupwitheggplant]

I'm going to a con today. There's going to be Touhou in the video game room. I kinda want to play once I'm there. And the person who recommended it is going to cosplay as Reisen.

[Patoyo]

I have a dream about the Touhou girls last night and  I know I'm addicted when Touhou even enters my dream.

Yep, nowhere is safe right now.

[Cadmas]

I'm sure just about everyone has had that dream where Yukari gaps into their room or vice versa.

[Patoyo]

Yeah you're right.
"she will explore your gaps."

[Ghaleon]

When you begin to press Z to try and confirm actions in other games.

I caught myself doing that just yesterday. I can't believe it. Z is like the most unused key for games ever lol.

[Patorikku]

Fraxy happens to be one of my favourite games, mainly because you can make your own SHMUP bosses with it. Go figure, I made an outdated Koishi a long time ago, along with a more recently made danmaku-spewing machine that is apparently what I would be if I was capable of extra boss-power danmaku spewing.

Also, at my workplace, I just recently discovered three jazzy artworks on the same wall. One was playing a saxophone, one a piano, and one a cello. Now who can guess what those three players looked like to me, and what those instruments looked like to me?

[cleartailcat]

When you begin to press Z to try and confirm actions in other games.

I caught myself doing that just yesterday. I can't believe it. Z is like the most unused key for games ever lol.

Z seems to be one of the standard doujin game confirm keys. i.e. most of the games on my computer.