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If you were to meet...
« on: May 13, 2011, 10:17:13 AM »
Random I had for a thread. What would you do if you suddenly met a certain character from the Touhou universe?
Thread rules are easy:
  • Each person names a character for the next poster
  • Touhou characters only, the ZUN thread is in CPCM
  • Keep it clean, I know some of you want to have our way with the characters, but kids are reading this
  • Have fun!

I'll start. What would I do if I met Momiji Inubashiri?

I would introduce myself formally, then offer to have a practice sword and danmaku duel before heading out to the local tavern for a good drink, followed by drunken antics of pranking a certain crow tengu.

What would you do if you met Nitori Kawashiro?

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Re: If you were to meet...
« Reply #1 on: May 13, 2011, 10:54:15 AM »
If I met Nitori I would ask her if she would like to buy furniture from herself(lol).
We could talkabout engineering and she could teach me how to make the megawatt linear gun(hehehehe....)
And we could finish it up by going out for some Cucumber beer.


What would you do if you met Mima?

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Re: If you were to meet...
« Reply #2 on: May 13, 2011, 11:03:21 AM »
If I ever meet Mima, I'd ask her for a great booze up which involves broken furnitures, wall-to-wall vomiting, and ends with a hide-and-seek game because the party was held in Yuuka's bedroom without her permission.

What would you do if you meet Flandre Scarlet?

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Re: If you were to meet...
« Reply #3 on: May 13, 2011, 12:11:23 PM »
if I ever met Flandre I would try to take her to the outside world and play outside.Well have fun together until night time where I would take her home

what would you do if you meet Ran Yakumo ?

Re: If you were to meet...
« Reply #4 on: May 13, 2011, 12:27:32 PM »
If I ever met Ran, I would try to ask her to teach me teh mathematics (Yeah!) she and her master are so very good at. Hopefully, it doesn't end up with a mind-blown me.

What would you do if you met Suika Ibuki?

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Re: If you were to meet...
« Reply #5 on: May 13, 2011, 12:59:47 PM »
Depends....If I met her in Gensokyo.....I'd get drunk with her :getdown:

If it was in the real world, well, I don't know what I'd do.....I guess it'd appear weird to others if I were to approach a drunken loli and take her home with me :derp:..............Oh, what the hell......


What would you do if you met Utsuho Reiuji?

Re: If you were to meet...
« Reply #6 on: May 13, 2011, 01:02:18 PM »
...I'd try to not anger her. I don't want a mini-sun to blow the neighborhood and then some.

What would you do it you met Hieda no Akyu?


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Re: If you were to meet...
« Reply #7 on: May 13, 2011, 01:19:11 PM »
I'd ask her to tell me everything she knew about Gensokyo, and listen to her stories all day. :]

What would you do if you met Sakuya Izayoi?

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Re: If you were to meet...
« Reply #8 on: May 13, 2011, 01:42:56 PM »
Treat her in a much kinder manner than she views average humans and simply try to have a pleasant conversation. Should her maid habits kick in, treat her more like a friend doing a favor for me rather than as if such mannerisms are expected of her. During conversation, while being mindful of the respect she holds for her mistress, I would also remind her that there is a vast world outside of the SDM and she should not limit herself to a life of servitude that will eventually stagnate.

Eirin Yagokoro is as old as dirt and more knowledgeable than any person could be. How about her?

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Re: If you were to meet...
« Reply #9 on: May 13, 2011, 02:00:33 PM »
I would discuss with her the serenity of outer space. It's so calm and vast out there I could go mad; I had a dream about that once and I woke up crying/shouting. *shudder*

Other than that, small talk about morals, various elements of life, etc.

Patchouli Knowledge: the resident sage of the SDM. What would you if you met her?

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    Re: If you were to meet...
    « Reply #10 on: May 13, 2011, 02:07:55 PM »
    Try to learn magic. After all, She kinda is the elemental mage.Who knows what kind of things that she can do?

    whoosies forgot the next character to ask

    What would you do if you met the Flower of Gensokyo, Yuuka Kazami?

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    Re: If you were to meet...
    « Reply #11 on: May 13, 2011, 02:51:45 PM »
    I would talk with her about being a sadist which is something I enjoy(heheheheh.....)
    And then at some point I would draw a flower for her.

    What would you do if you met Parsee?

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    Re: If you were to meet...
    « Reply #12 on: May 13, 2011, 02:53:12 PM »
    I'd give her a hug and try make friends with her. :|
    What would you do if you met Rumia?

    Re: If you were to meet...
    « Reply #13 on: May 13, 2011, 03:52:22 PM »
    I'd stay away from Darkness.

    If you met Suwako?


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    Re: If you were to meet...
    « Reply #14 on: May 13, 2011, 04:01:11 PM »
    She's so adorable. I'd prolly hug her.

    If you met Cirno?

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    Re: If you were to meet...
    « Reply #15 on: May 13, 2011, 04:06:33 PM »
    Same as above, along with the occasional duel or two.

    If you met Yukari?
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    Re: If you were to meet...
    « Reply #16 on: May 13, 2011, 04:07:26 PM »
    I'd marry her

    I would ask her how the hell she maintains all those Boundaries, and tell me more about Gensokyo.

    how bout Chen?


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    Re: If you were to meet...
    « Reply #17 on: May 13, 2011, 04:56:49 PM »
    Omochikaeri kidnap

    I'd give her a fish.

    Let's go with Keine on a full moon?

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    Re: If you were to meet...
    « Reply #18 on: May 13, 2011, 05:39:40 PM »
    Get her to change some history around to my advantage.

    Next one's Lily White.

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    Re: If you were to meet...
    « Reply #19 on: May 13, 2011, 05:49:32 PM »
    I'd punch her in the face for greeting me with danmaku, then punch her again cuz I hate spring.

    Satori,what would you do if you meet her?
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    Re: If you were to meet...
    « Reply #20 on: May 13, 2011, 05:50:51 PM »
    She would already know what I do would at that point in time.
    She would also hate being called a grade-schooler.


    What if you met Okuu?

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    Re: If you were to meet...
    « Reply #21 on: May 13, 2011, 05:52:56 PM »
    Get her to change some history around to my advantage.

    Next one's Lily White.

    Dodge, run and try not to get hit in the face.

    Ninja'd.

    I'd punch her in the face for greeting me with danmaku, then punch her again cuz I hate spring.

    Satori,what would you do if you meet her?

    Equip a tinfoil hat and try not to think bad thoughts. Then greet her, try and start a conversation and ask just how many animals she owns.

    Ninja'd.

    She would already know what I do would at that point in time.
    She would also hate being called a grade-schooler.


    What if you met Okuu?

    Try and find a lead bunker.

    What if ya met Yamame Kurodani?

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    Re: If you were to meet...
    « Reply #22 on: May 13, 2011, 06:34:56 PM »
    Have her help me cure deadly diseases. 

    What about BoWaP will-o-wisp?

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    Re: If you were to meet...
    « Reply #23 on: May 13, 2011, 08:41:28 PM »
    Hmm..this seems like something that should be in Rumia's Party Games.,

    Re: If you were to meet...
    « Reply #24 on: May 13, 2011, 08:52:17 PM »
    Patchouli Knowledge: the resident sage of the SDM. What would you if you met her?
    Give her a copy of my resume and beg for a job.

    What about BoWaP will-o-wisp?
    I'd probably be confused since I've only encountered Border of Wave and Particle about 3 times, and it was on SA Easy and heavily nerfed.

    How would you react to meeting Shinki, Master of Pandaemonium?

    Re: If you were to meet...
    « Reply #25 on: May 13, 2011, 09:10:21 PM »
    >Shinki
    I would be awestruck, confused, and embarrassed for the fact that my lowly self stands before her. I would be completely unable to find a suitable reaction, so I would probably just stand there for a while, wide-eyed, and then fall flat on my face.

    What would you do if you met Aya Shameimaru?

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    « Reply #26 on: May 13, 2011, 09:12:48 PM »
    What would you do if you met Aya Shameimaru?

    Take her to the nearest bar, buy her drinks, and swap war stories.

    What would you do if you met Byakuren?

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    Re: If you were to meet...
    « Reply #27 on: May 13, 2011, 09:16:35 PM »
    Take her to the nearest bar, buy her drinks, and swap war stories.

    What would you do if you met Byakuren?
    She's covered wars you know  :3

    Eeh, I honestly dont know. I'd prolly end up getting myself kicked out of her temple since I'm atheist.

    If you met Mokou?

    Re: If you were to meet...
    « Reply #28 on: May 13, 2011, 09:28:14 PM »
    >Mokou
    I would attempt some sort of conversation because she doesn't talk that much so the silence would feel kind of awkward, and that would just make things more awkward because, of course, she doesn't talk that much.

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    What would you do if you met Kaguya Houraisan?

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    Re: If you were to meet...
    « Reply #29 on: May 13, 2011, 09:31:53 PM »
    If you met Mokou?
    I don't know.  :( seriously, I don't know
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