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Random I had for a thread. What would you do if you suddenly met a certain character from the Touhou universe?
Thread rules are easy:
- Each person names a character for the next poster
- Touhou characters only, the ZUN thread is in CPCM
- Keep it clean, I know some of you want to have our way with the characters, but kids are reading this
- Have fun!
I'll start. What would I do if I met Momiji Inubashiri?
I would introduce myself formally, then offer to have a practice sword and danmaku duel before heading out to the local tavern for a good drink, followed by drunken antics of pranking a certain crow tengu.
What would you do if you met Nitori Kawashiro?
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If I met Nitori I would ask her if she would like to buy furniture from herself(lol).
We could talkabout engineering and she could teach me how to make the megawatt linear gun(hehehehe....)
And we could finish it up by going out for some Cucumber beer.
What would you do if you met Mima?
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If I ever meet Mima, I'd ask her for a great booze up which involves broken furnitures, wall-to-wall vomiting, and ends with a hide-and-seek game because the party was held in Yuuka's bedroom without her permission.
What would you do if you meet Flandre Scarlet?
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if I ever met Flandre I would try to take her to the outside world and play outside.Well have fun together until night time where I would take her home
what would you do if you meet Ran Yakumo ?
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If I ever met Ran, I would try to ask her to teach me teh mathematics (Yeah!) she and her master are so very good at. Hopefully, it doesn't end up with a mind-blown me.
What would you do if you met Suika Ibuki?
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Depends....If I met her in Gensokyo.....I'd get drunk with her :getdown:
If it was in the real world, well, I don't know what I'd do.....I guess it'd appear weird to others if I were to approach a drunken loli and take her home with me :derp:..............Oh, what the hell......
What would you do if you met Utsuho Reiuji?
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...I'd try to not anger her. I don't want a mini-sun to blow the neighborhood and then some.
What would you do it you met Hieda no Akyu?
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I'd ask her to tell me everything she knew about Gensokyo, and listen to her stories all day. :]
What would you do if you met Sakuya Izayoi?
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Treat her in a much kinder manner than she views average humans and simply try to have a pleasant conversation. Should her maid habits kick in, treat her more like a friend doing a favor for me rather than as if such mannerisms are expected of her. During conversation, while being mindful of the respect she holds for her mistress, I would also remind her that there is a vast world outside of the SDM and she should not limit herself to a life of servitude that will eventually stagnate.
Eirin Yagokoro is as old as dirt and more knowledgeable than any person could be. How about her?
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I would discuss with her the serenity of outer space. It's so calm and vast out there I could go mad; I had a dream about that once and I woke up crying/shouting. *shudder*
Other than that, small talk about morals, various elements of life, etc.
Patchouli Knowledge: the resident sage of the SDM. What would you if you met her?
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Try to learn magic. After all, She kinda is the elemental mage.Who knows what kind of things that she can do?
whoosies forgot the next character to ask
What would you do if you met the Flower of Gensokyo, Yuuka Kazami?
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I would talk with her about being a sadist which is something I enjoy(heheheheh.....)
And then at some point I would draw a flower for her.
What would you do if you met Parsee?
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I'd give her a hug and try make friends with her. :|
What would you do if you met Rumia?
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I'd stay away from Darkness.
If you met Suwako?
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She's so adorable. I'd prolly hug her.
If you met Cirno?
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Same as above, along with the occasional duel or two.
If you met Yukari?
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I'd marry her
I would ask her how the hell she maintains all those Boundaries, and tell me more about Gensokyo.
how bout Chen?
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Omochikaeri kidnap
I'd give her a fish.
Let's go with Keine on a full moon?
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Get her to change some history around to my advantage.
Next one's Lily White.
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I'd punch her in the face for greeting me with danmaku, then punch her again cuz I hate spring.
Satori,what would you do if you meet her?
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She would already know what I do would at that point in time.
She would also hate being called a grade-schooler.
What if you met Okuu?
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Get her to change some history around to my advantage.
Next one's Lily White.
Dodge, run and try not to get hit in the face.
Ninja'd.
I'd punch her in the face for greeting me with danmaku, then punch her again cuz I hate spring.
Satori,what would you do if you meet her?
Equip a tinfoil hat and try not to think bad thoughts. Then greet her, try and start a conversation and ask just how many animals she owns.
Ninja'd.
She would already know what I do would at that point in time.
She would also hate being called a grade-schooler.
What if you met Okuu?
Try and find a lead bunker.
What if ya met Yamame Kurodani?
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Have her help me cure deadly diseases.
What about BoWaP will-o-wisp?
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Hmm..this seems like something that should be in Rumia's Party Games.,
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Patchouli Knowledge: the resident sage of the SDM. What would you if you met her?
Give her a copy of my resume and beg for a job.
What about BoWaP will-o-wisp?
I'd probably be confused since I've only encountered Border of Wave and Particle about 3 times, and it was on SA Easy and heavily nerfed.
How would you react to meeting Shinki, Master of Pandaemonium?
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>Shinki
I would be awestruck, confused, and embarrassed for the fact that my lowly self stands before her. I would be completely unable to find a suitable reaction, so I would probably just stand there for a while, wide-eyed, and then fall flat on my face.
What would you do if you met Aya Shameimaru?
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What would you do if you met Aya Shameimaru?
Take her to the nearest bar, buy her drinks, and swap war stories.
What would you do if you met Byakuren?
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Take her to the nearest bar, buy her drinks, and swap war stories.
What would you do if you met Byakuren?
She's covered wars you know :3
Eeh, I honestly dont know. I'd prolly end up getting myself kicked out of her temple since I'm atheist.
If you met Mokou?
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>Mokou
I would attempt some sort of conversation because she doesn't talk that much so the silence would feel kind of awkward, and that would just make things more awkward because, of course, she doesn't talk that much.
[note: Buddhism doesn't mean you have to acknowledge the existence of any gods.]
What would you do if you met Kaguya Houraisan?
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If you met Mokou?
I don't know. :( seriously, I don't know
What about remilla scarlet?
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Acknowledge her gracefully and ask if I could have tea with her. Most importantly, however, I'd ask about why she moved to Gensokyo and what had happened before those days.
Now then, a certain Orin comes carting by. What shall you do/say?
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I would race Orin while pushing a wheelbarrow full of bricks, then sit down and stare at the sky while we rested.
What would you do if you met Yumemi Okazaki?
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Strawberry Crisis man. Strawberries everywhere
What if you met a certain Nightbug?
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I'm posting the Okazaki one because damn I wanted to. (And got cut, damn it Kips)
Invite her to either my university or my house and talk about a lot of things. Her research, my studies, advice, her time in Gensokyo and other things; all the while having cakes and stuff.
As for Wriggle, I'd have a duel with her some what; teach her some more kicks to surprise with. :P Win or lose, I wouldn't mind spending an evening with Wriggle; it would be nice seeing fireflies and such light up stuff.
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What would you do if you met Kaguya Houraisan?
I'd like to have a tea with her and to ask about her past and about all of her experiences on the Moon.
What if you met with either Renko or Merry?
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It would be... interesting actually. I mean, we're all students, so it would be nice to hang out with fellow students. I'd certainly want to know about them; maybe even join the club. Of course, I'd ask to go on a trip with them since I'd love that.
And I just realised I didn't post anyone for the next person; I'm so sorry. :ohdear:
So to make up with it, time wrap activated. You bump into classic, red-haired Marisa. What now?
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Take her to my home and dye her clothes black, give her an apron, and dye her hair blonde. Because Windows Marisa is the only marisa.
You meet EvilEyeSigma. Wat do?
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"OMG IT'S A HUGE FLOATING EYE, HONEY GET IN THE FLOWER TANK"
I'd say hi to Rika and throw some lodestones at it.
If you met Nazrin in a mall...?
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Buy her a pretzel with cheese, buy myself a pretzel and talk about Byakuren and how I can be a better Buddhist.
Yoshika?
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Pretend to be Bruce Lee and snap each and every one of her limb.
What if you meet the character I'm going to feed to Yoshika after I cripple her?(Mystia)
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Pretend to be Bruce Lee and snap each and every one of her limb.
What if you meet the character I'm going to feed to Yoshika after I cripple her?(Mystia)
Listen to her sing, and not care about the blindness as long as I'm not in a place where I'd need my sight. :D
BTW, Yoshika eats spirits, not sparrow IIRC. What would you do if you met Yoshika's real food (Yuyuko)?
[EDIT: Actually, I guess Yoshika can eat anything. o.o ]
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Send her to McDonalds, GENSOKYO BRANCH.
What if you meet the vampire working there(Flandre)? And even Ronald himself is unable to control her from killing you.
Note: she makes good food there.
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I'll try to do whatever it takes to not anger her in any way.
Koakuma?
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Koa? Koa koa! Koa. Koaaaaa....
What if you met Kikuri?
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I would play frisbee using her :3
What would you do if you met Ichirin(with Unzan)?
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BROFIST!!!
What if you met Luize?
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Who?
What if you met Nitori?
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What if you met Luize?
Luize deserves a proper answer, as she is awesome. If possible, I'd make her my travel buddy, and we'd jet off all around Gensokyo, Makai and beyond together~
What if you met Nitori?
Knock off her hat to see if she has the kappa baldspot.
A Shizuha approaches! What do you do?
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Wait, which Shizuha? Oh crap I remember their last name's Aki. Bow down, perhaps?
Kaguya?
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I'd ask her what kind of shampoo she uses to keep her hair so silky smooth.
Tenshi?
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I'd end up buried under rubble after making a lewd comment about peaches, most likely. >.>
Wild Ruukoto appeared!
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So what happened to Ruukoto after PoDD?
Youkai Yukari sent ou KYOUKO!
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Chin Chin. And then proceed to laugh at her being embarassed
Ehhh, I dont know. I guess I'd just want to pet those ears as they're so cute and oh my god they're adorble
What if you met Mima?
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MIMASAMAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
So what happens at the Hakurei Shrine? Just Reimu being bored?
Elis?
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"Do you know Remilia Scarlet? =D"
Ask her how the hell do I get out of Makai.
Chiyuri?
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...Stare at her belly button whilst trying to think of something cool to say. Then failing, and continuing to stare at her belly button.
...Ahem. >.> <.<
Who's that Touhou? It's Toyohime!
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Ask her why she's so broken
"Can I have your sword"
Talk to her about magic. Or try and tell her we're not actually invading the moon.
Marisa Kirisame, ze.
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"May I have your hat?"
If response is a negative, steal it and run like hell from the incoming MASTAH SPAAAARK.
Kyouko?
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"YAHOOO!!"
"YAHOOO!!!!"
^ goes on infinitely*
Yoshika? :3
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Snap her like twigs again.
Flandre as a McDonalds employee?
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Cry.
What if you met Kourin?
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That sword! Must hold it. Maybe he knows a thing or two about sword fights so it would be awesome to practice against him.
Also, lots of talking about how stuff ACTUALLY works. XD My payment for the sword fight. :P
Oh, speaking of surprises... Kogasa! What do?
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oh god kogasa such a soft spot for her
pretend to be surprised (By "pretend" i mean do what any guy like me would do and be scared shitless) and try to become her friend from there
What if you met Kourin, only he's wearing a fundoshi; ONLY a fundoshi.
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Kick his ass and tell him to wear his smexy blue outfit.
What if you met Youki Konpaku?
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Win using Gun Fu
Keine in Moo-Moo mode.
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Marvel at her awesome form and try to get everyone to stop comparing her to a cow. Honestly, people. A cow looks nothing like a hakutaku.
What if you met Okuu?
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WE BOTH WILL MAKE OF A GENSOKYO A GIANT PIECE OF CARBON! MUAHAHAHAAHAHA (?)
Is it a cat? Is it a shikigami? No! It's Chen! What do you do~?
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I'd befriend her and protect her from water at all costs!
What if you met that Nameless Stage 1 Midboss Ghost in Ten Desires?
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M-Mima?
Kick, punch, it's all in the mind! What if Meiling was the one you could find?
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"CHINA ARU~!"
Knives everywhere! Omg, it's Sakuya!
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Ooo shiny...
Is it a bird? Is it a plane? No! What is it? It's some flying object! No wait, it's Nue!
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Nuee-chaaaaaan~ *kono-rorikon-domome'd*
remiryaaa sukaarettoo
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I'd ask if I could work for her. :3
Oh the world of dharma is full of light. Byakuren arrives in marvelous flight!
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I'd embrace Buddhism! (Oh wait I already am)
Then I guess I'll stay at her shrine and listen to her about her life and maybe get to know more about the UFO cast...
What if you met... Pyonta! (Suwako's hat)
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I'd wear it and pray it doesn't eat me.
What if you met Sanae?
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Pet her, Because Sanae's a good girl.
What if you met Elly?
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Stories of her time with Yuuka are right up there. Also, I want to have a go at that scythe. I wouldn't mind asking her about the mansion and what it's like protecting it.
Three words people... Gengetsu Rape Time!
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Sit down and have a chat with her, maybe have some tea. Learn more bout PC98 characters.
Three words three people... The Prismriver Sisters! What would you do if you met them?
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Get my guitar and rock out with them.
Yuyuko!
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Treat her to an all-you-can-eat buffet!
And then my Rena "OMOCHIKAERI" instincts take over and I take her home with me!
What if you met Daiyousei, cosplaying as Cirno in Reimu's outfit?
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Make her go pichuun unless she becomes a second Hakurei Miko.
Keine. (human)
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I would raise my two index fingers, put them on the side of my head to look like horns and taunt her by going, "MOO! Hah! Can't cave me, can 'ya?" then start running around and praying she doesn't catch up and headbutt me and that the full moon doesn't appear anytime soon and then if she still doesn't catch up, I'll just run home, lock my windows and doors, hide ma' wife, hide ma' kidz and then stay there till the next day and I'll go to school acting all cool as if nothing had happened at all. (Like a boss)
What if you met Rumia, while she was in the middle of her meal...
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I'd ask if she was going to eat all of that and be willing to share (don't care if it's raw or not). If she declined, I'd find another traveler to eat, and have a midnight picnic with her, before quickly pulling off that ribbon when she's not looking to see what really happens.
What would you do if you met Kotohime?
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Kotohime seems like she'd be good people, so I'd mostly try and hang out with her a bit. >.> Boring, yes, but that's probably what I'd do.
"I am the terror that flaps in the night! I am the bomb that cancels your spellcards! I am Byakuren Hijiri!" What do?
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Kotohime seems like she'd be good people, so I'd mostly try and hang out with her a bit. >.> Boring, yes, but that's probably what I'd do.
"I am the terror that flaps in the night! I am the bomb that cancels your spellcards! I am Byakuren Hijiri!" What do?
I would praise her because I never knew she was darkwing motherfuckin duck.
What if you met Momiji?
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*sings* Momiji, Momiji...Momiji, Momiji
Who's the girl next door living in the Scarlet Mansion? You'd better learn her name, cause it's Remilia! (What'll ya do?)
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"Are you really the Momiji? Can I have your autograph?"
Then we go over to her place and have some tea, then I get her to teach me "stuff"...
(Like how to shoot danmaku and how to fight with a sword)
Then I start touching the sword and calling out "Tessaiga?"
Ninja'd.
I'd ask her why she doesn't sparkle when she goes out into the sun in the fighting games.
What would you do if you met Shanghai?
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I WANNA PLAY WIFF DA DOLLY!
Fear the power of the flower. Yuka visits for an hour.
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I shall learn the Dual Spark!
A wild PC98!Reimu appears!
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Do the same thing I did with PC98 marisa.
WINDOWS GEN IS THE ONLY GEN :derp:
What if you met Ayayayaya?
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I'd interview her for a change.
What's white and black and a thief all over? It's Marisa!
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I'd steal her broom and use it to fly past all the obstacles that hold me back from becoming The Guy. Alternatively, I can ask her to teach me how to graze them...
You find out one day that your CEO/school principal/whoever's your boss, is actually the manipulator of gaps, Yukari! And she calls you into her office to meet with her personally...
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I would ask her if she can make a permanent gap to Gensokyo in my room :3
You had a accident and now you're in the hospital... but who's that? Eirin!
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my dream come true
Um i really dont know as she'd prolly have some sort of plan for me. that or eat me alive
What if you met Mitori?
>chance'd
I would most likely not feel a thing as eirin's meds are shady as fuck. for all we know she took out my spleen and I'd be none the wiser
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Nitori? Um... Probably wait until she wasn't looking, then steal her gadgets and run before she notices they're missing. >.> <.<
Angels cry out in immaculate chorus! Down from the heavens descended demon tourist, Luize!
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Hit her with a spoon and run away quickly.
It's spring! That's right! It's L...
...etty Whiterock's turn before she goes back to sleep! :V
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Have her look at a good diet plan.
And now it's L...
...etty Whiterock's turn again! :V
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My first thoughts would be to beat her with a crowbar, but... As much as I hate what she represents, I can't bring myself to hate Letty herself. So I'd hug her. >.>
...And then winter decided to give spring and summer a miss and went straight onto autumn. It's the Aki sisters turn~! Both of them, even!
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I'd have some roast yams with them.
Here comes the kappa named Nitori! A talented genius as you can see!
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I'd ask her to upgrade my machinery. She could probably turn my phone into a laser cannon.
What would happen if you met Satori?
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As much as I like Satori, I'd be tempted to see if it's true that a satori dies if you empty your mind whilst they're reading it. >.> Then again, I've already killed her once, I guess I can kill her again.
"Enter at your own peril, past the bolted door where impossible things may happen that the world has never seen before... In Rikako's Laboratory, lives the smartest girl you've ever seen! But Kana blows her experiments to smithereens! There is gloom, and doom while things go boom in Rikako's Lab!"
So yeah, you meet Rikako, what happens?
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"KANA GET OUT OF MY LABORATORY"
I'd ask for a tour, a ride in the tank, and not to be included in any experiments she might need a test subject for.
Suddenly, Yuyuko. (No, you're not dead.)
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Buffets and fan-dancing, that is all.
And now, Reimu.
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give her cat ears
neko miko reimu is the only reimu
What if you met Chen?
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I'd like to find some warm and quiet place and just spend time chatting about different nonsence.
What about Yuki?
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First, I'd ask her how she got that name while being a fire user, then we'd go around pranking people into thinking she was Marisa, resulting in the real Marisa getting chased down for no good reason while the two of us share a good laugh, then go out to eat with Mai.
What would you do if you met Kana Anaberal?
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Invite her to haunt my house.
Her sake doesn't even drop! Yuugi's drinking just won't stop!
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Have her teach me how to knock someone out in 3 steps, guaranteed.
Meiling gogogo
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Oh my god! Hong Meiling! Can I have your autograph?!
There's a mouse in the house and her name is Nazrin.
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Play 'Transformice'.
Yoshika as a McDonalds employee(Position below Flandre)
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Hopefully this giant bite in my burger wasn't you...
Patchouli Knowledge!
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Have her teach me water magic.
Cirn(9)
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oh man I fucking love cirno ummmm i guess be her friend and
stalkher find a way for her to utilize her powers better.
What about Dai-chan?
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Huggle her half to pichuu~n.
The three Mischievous Fairies?
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I would probably join them
in conquering Gensokyo do some pranks. To play it safe and for the sake of my life, I will always stick with Star.
You saw Hisoutensoku on the sky, and the pilot(?) is Sanae. What to do ?
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I would probably join them in conquering Gensokyo do some pranks. To play it safe and for the sake of my life, I will always stick with Star.
You saw Hisoutensoku on the sky, and the pilot(?) is Sanae. What to do ?
Sanae and I shall use my newfound water magix and her miracle hax and we'll fight crime.
Suwako.
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Take off her hat to see what really lies beyond!
Mystia as a McDonalds burger employee. (Position below Yoshika)
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Turn her into a McChicken.
Have her make me a McChickenChicken NuggetsNumber 1 meal with sweet and sour sauce, McFlurry, Fruit and Walnut salad, and second Big Mac. Yes, I am a big eater.
Suddenly, Hourai NEETKaguya
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How do I meet her? She's locked in her room Fulfil all her impossible requests, LIKE A BOSS
A wild Mini!Suika appears! In your bowl of cereal!
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Have her drink RED HORSE EXTRA STRONG!!! ITO ANG TAMA!!!
EDIT: Eh, redundancy.
IF YOU WERE TO MEET CHEN WEARING A MAGICAL GIRL OUTFIT!!!
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Have her drink RED HORSE EXTRA STRONG!!! ITO ANG TAMA!!!
EDIT: Eh, redundancy.
IF YOU WERE TO MEET CHEN WEARING A MAGICAL GIRL OUTFIT!!!
DEATH BY MOE-INDUCED DIABETES!
Meet Chen, Cirno, Rumia, Three Mischievous Fairies, Mystia, Wriggle, Aki Sisters and pracitcally everyone who is portrayed as a loli, and for good measure, Alice, Yuyuko, Youmu, Kaguya and Sanae, dressed up as magical girls.
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*puts on bear suit*
Hey, girls. Need a lift? I've got candy~
*looks at magical girls*
Sure, you girls can come too. I've got plenty of space in the back of my van...
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Nothing(above).
Rika riding a Basilisk Tank.
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Ask everyone except Yuyucow and Kaguya to sign the contract to be my personal magical maid girls.
Ninja'd,
Ask her so I can have a ride and we can conquer Gensokyo together !
Rumia wants to eat you. What to do ?
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How bout the two of us go hunting together? I know a great place where we can get lampreys AND a big bird...
(Sorry about just now. I forgot about it. Let's just continue from here... Sorry >.<)
Yoshika wants to eat you. What do you do?
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Compliment her on her hat and how it looks awesome. Probably jump around with her, since that's what Jiang Shi do.
What would you do if you met Mystia at her food cart at night?
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Bought some lampreys, get drunk, and ask her to sing for me till I fall asleep.
.. and tomorrow, I find myself in Hakugyokurou.
I saw a cute gardener nearby, and her name is Youmu.
What to do ?
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OMOCHIKAERI~
Hi there, if you really are half ghost, does that make you dead or alive? *looks at myon* Casper?
>Playing Left4Dead
>Pressed E to open door
>Hears cries...
>Flashes light
>CHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEN
>You have just startled the Ran!
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>"Ohheysupdontkillmeplease"
OUR HISOU TENSOKUUUUUUUUUUUUU What if you met the giant fucking robot?
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>"Ohheysupdontkillmeplease"
OUR HISOU TENSOKUUUUUUUUUUUUU What if you met the giant fucking robot?
Hold him hostage until Nitori makes me a version 2.06+ Megawatt Linear Gun
>Playing Left 4 Dead 2
>DUN DUN DUN! *tank theme*
>Yuugi punches a bulldozer
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"Let's go tour some bars."
Looks like Flandre wants to play with you! :ohdear:
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I was never good with children. I'd be dead in a seco
What if you met Hong Meiling?
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Say her name correctly.
What if you met Yuuka?
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"Let's go tour some bars."
Looks like Flandre wants to play with you! :ohdear:
show her a different way of "play". that is, on the computer
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Since you said nothing, I shall answer the Yuuka one. (At last.)
First, greet her with the politeness and respect she deserves. Ensure her I mean no harm in her or her flowers and offer to drink with her. From there on, it would be learning about what actually happened during the Reimu/Marisa Mansion Invasion, how she is with Elly, the Mansion itself and if she still goes there, what is was like in Makai, etc, etc.
And so, you encounter Tewi. Will you plant a trap or two?
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I will get trapped, scream Tewi at the top of my lungs, and then tell her she's lying when she attempts to blame it on a fairy. Then I'd grab her, hug her 'till she turned red, the knock her on the head for trapping me. We'd share some sake afterward, 'cuz we'd still be friends.
What would you do if you met Konngara?
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What would you do if you met Konngara?
Ask her, once and for all, if she's an oni or something else.
What would you do if you met Isami Asama?
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What would you do if you met Isami Asama?
Drinking contest. The only correct choice!
In that line, what would you do if you met Amakasu Barley Tenji?
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Wrangle Cirno and Tewi into making Jackass: Gensokyo Edition.
But first, I'd have to meet Nitori and make TRANSLATOR MICROBES
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Nitori? Can you be my Santa? For Christmas? Cool! *gives a wishlist over 9000 miles long*
Oh Kanako... poor old hag doesn't get to meet anyone... until now...
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Have her teach me how to use Beautiful Spring like Suiga, except make it deadly >:)
Ran again!
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I would fall asleep in those tails, and most likely get my ass handed to me. But it would be worth it.
What about Suika?
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I would ask her to tell me stories of the days before the Barrier went up.
Next up is wandering Koishi.
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*drives van past while wearing bear suit (after the "trip" with the other girls)*
Oh hey there little girl. You lost? Here, hop in my van!
Speaking of driving, while you were driving to school/work one day, you see Chen in the middle of the road, on her bike, honking at you. What do you do?
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Tell her I know I'm not supposed to be driving, but I had to take this sick animal to the vet, then offer her a ride to where she's going, only for her to realize I never had a sick pet and was just bored. I crash the car five seconds later, and walk away after spray painting "Tewi was here" on it. Then we go take a spin around the block on a random motorcycle, before I somehow park it on the roof of Yukari's house.
What would you do if you met Unzan?
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FUCKIN BROFIST
What if you met Ichirin?
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See if she's hiding a silly hairdo under that nun...hat...fabric...thingy...
Urameshiya~! A Kogasa appears!
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Urameshiya~! A Kogasa appears!
I'd ask her to go trick or treating with me :P
KYOUKO APPEARS WHAT DO YOU DO
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Turn her and the other Puellas we know and love into Touhous. :3
A wild Ran appears! Ran uses "CHEEEEEEN!"
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Turn her and the other Puellas we know and love into Touhous. :3
A wild Ran appears! Ran uses "CHEEEEEEN!"
I meant Kyouko from 10D but I guess Kyouko from Madoka works too :V
I WOULD ASK RAN TO NOT BE IMMUNE TO BOMBS ANYMORE WHEN I'M TRYING TO COMPLETE PCB PHANTASM STAGE.
You see Suwako hopping around. What do you do?
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I'd look up, say "Chen? Where?" right before a certain cat youkai comes spinning into my head, resulting in my going pichu~n.
I'd stare at her hat for a few moments, looking to see if it could trace my movement. Shortly after, I'd get bored and offer to go drink some sake with her, then at some point ask her if she used that body when she gave birth to Sanae's ancestor.
What would you do if you met "Fluffy" Ellen?
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What would you do if you met "Fluffy" Ellen?
Ask her what she can remember happening in Hatarakimono, since it isn't translated and I'm really curious about it.
VIVIT shows up at your door looking for the Holy Grail! Your response?
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Don't go to Camelot. It's a silly place.
I spy Yuyuko!
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Well, had I been dead, there I would spend the rest of my days with said ghost.
Sakuya?
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Ask her if she used an iPa*knife*
Give her an iPa*knife*
Ask for a Luna Dial for self-defense and college practical uses.
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I'll Luna to mean Lunarian, so, if I met Toyohime, I'd ask her for share a few peaches while taking an earth-lit stroll in one of the forests.
What would you do if you met Reisen II?
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Cook her in wine D:
MoeMokou
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Help her run away from Smokey!
"Remember kids, only you can prevent forest fires..."
Hey, Komachi needs some attention too, 'ya know. As long as that kinda attention isn't her boss' nagging, she's fine.
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Is it accurate to call you the grim reaper?
Suddenly... eyes! Five of them! It's YuuganMagan!
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Is it accurate to call you the grim reaper?
Suddenly... eyes! Five of them! It's YuugenMagan!
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Suddenly... eyes! It's YuuganMagan!
Staring contest, go!
What if you met the Nameless Christian Paradise Girl (http://en.touhouwiki.net/wiki/Nameless_Characters#Nameless_Christian_Paradise_Girl)?
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Staring contest, go!
What if you met the Nameless Christian Paradise Girl (http://en.touhouwiki.net/wiki/Nameless_Characters#Nameless_Christian_Paradise_Girl)?
Ask her if she's Marisa.
Speaking of Marisa... Alice.
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I'll make her teach me how to make dolls. And some conversation would be lovely.
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Since no character name, I'll go with your username.
I would ask her to gap me into Gensokyo :3
Satsuki Rin!
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"It's a shame you weren't around to help the others with the Scarlet Mist."
Byakuren?
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NAMUSAN!
Murasa!
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Ass anchors ofc.
Alice? (http://oi51.tinypic.com/2pqovic.jpg)
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Can I give Shanghai a hug? She's so cute!
Nitori's poking her head out of the river, staring at you...
BTW, I accidentally quoted my original post when I was supposed to modify it... Sorry about that...
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I wanna try some of your heavy machinery, plz.
Hina spins towards you!
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Let's spin along!
A wild Genji appears!
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Take him out for some totally radical pizza, dude. Cowabunga!
Dr. Yagokoro is in the house! Her prescription? KOs.
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I would ask her for a job around Eientei, seeing as she would probably be the one who hires people around there. I really need a job...
What if you met Sara?
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Apologize for not playing the PC-98 games and ask her to go home.
What if you met our favorite doll Medicine?
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I'd wanna hug her.
A nightmare from beyond the deep. Shinki sees you in your sleep.
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> Promptly ask her for her stats.
What if your face was made of bumblebees you encountered a sleeping China Hong Meiling?
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I'd wake her up to chat and hope that she doesn't pummel me for it.
It's a bird! It's a plane! It's Genji!
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And now he's a magic turtle hotpot to share with Marisa and Reimu.
Orin in Stage 5 boss mode.
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Revenge. That is all.
What about a docile Utsuho?
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Cuddle the life out of her. :3
Shikieiki!
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Get judged and then discuss religion over tea.
Utsuho in psycho mode.
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Goad her into going more psycho.
Satori?
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Prolly smack me for being a perv.
Momiji?
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Bomb. Then bomb again.
>Playing Left 4 Dead 2.
>You open the door, and the !You Startled The Witch! message appears.
>Yuuka's brandishing her umbrella, and Marisa's reached for Hakkero.
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Stand back as Yuuka and Marisa spark the witch to death! (Gained Achievement: "Master Spark'd the Witch!")
>Continue game
>You walk out of the room
>Suddenly...
>You have been pounced on by the Hunter!Suwako, you need a teammate's help!
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Dawww, she wont hurt. I think.
I hopeOHGODWHATISSHEDOI
You meet the good girl of the cast, Sanae. Wat do?
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Shout for help and ask her to get the Hunter!Suwako off me
Hataters gonna Hatate! Hatate finally gets her turn!
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Ask her why purple (even Momi has a red tokin), then introduce her to Google. At some point, con some fairies into helping to prank Aya, then make a story about it.
What would you do if you met the Angel of Death, Sariel?
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Why do you look like Cirno? :derp:
What if you met Rikako?
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Ask her to teach me EVERYTHING I need to know to get a 4.0 in all my classes.
Yuyuko. In death by moe mode.
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Stare and die.
Aya?
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'Sup.
Wanna give me a push?
Suddenly, Chen.
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Did I ever say I'm an animal person? I fucking love cats. I'd prolly squeeze her till I get Suppa Tenko'd
NO NEXT POSTER, YOU ARE THE CORPSE
NEXT POSTER NOW HAS THE CORPSE
You meat Orin, only you have a corpse in your hands. wat do
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!?
But... I am a corpse!
Nice Orin, don't... Don't-- Wait what, no, stop that, I'm not dead!
...Entirely.
/me was carted away
Patchy go, go, go, go!
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Yo, Patchy! Rap with me, sister!
Ran-shama appears!
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those fucking tails
ranshama can i sleep in your tails no well okay i'm going to anywayzzzzzzzz
Who's that? Iunno, might be a Nue.
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You pull off asymmetry so well~ :3
It be Shou!
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Convince her that the jeweled pagoda she had was a convincing fake, then enjoy watching her drive Nazrin insane trying to find it again. Sure, I'll end up getting a beat down from both, but it would be worth it.
What would you do if you met Yorihime?
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Tell her she's essentially a
Tsundere Reimu who actually bothered to train. With a katana :D
.
>Still playing Left 4 Touhou 2.
>Tank music plays.
>Suddenly, Yuuka's pointing an umbrella. And it's not at the tank.
>Car alarm went off too.
>And there's a Hunter. And it sounded Canadian.
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"wat."
A shroomed-out Marisa is walking towards you.
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Laser is not difficult.
But Marisa > Me, so most likely I'd be receiving a spark.
Flan in epic moe mode.
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Give her candy to make her more moe!
Whether or not she's an actual character, Lily Black gets a chance!
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Shoot her down anyway. I bet she'll shoot danmaku just 'cuz "it's spring!" if I don't.
So long and no mention of Iku? :getdown:
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/FEVER END!
Well, I'd ask her about the Dragon Palace. If anyone can tell us about the Dragon, Iku would be a good one to ask.
Oh no. It's... It's... YOSHIKA! Plan of action?
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I would take her to a Las Vegas buffet, and she if she's capable of making Sin City go broke. I bet she could with those eating habits of hers!
What would you do if you met the Three Fairies of Light?
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"Whatever you girls do, do NOT under any circumstances, try to play a prank on the owner of that big mansion down the lake. I hear that little vampire's really violent when it's 'that time of month'. I don't wanna see you girls hurt, okay? Promise?"
>Playing Left4Dead again
>Walking around
>Saw melee weapon
>Press E to pick up
>SURPRISE!
>It's Umbrella!Kogasa, what do you do?
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>Tell her about 4chan.
>Laugh.
McDonalds Employees-
Flandre: Cook
Yoshika: Cashier
Mystia: Misc. Employee
What would you do?
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> Flandre
> Cook
Book a coffin.
How about meeting Unzan ?
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Brofist!
Oh no. Yamame appears! What will you do?
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*Sprays a can of pesticide*
Shikieiki stares at you while holding the Rod of Remorse.
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"...The fuck you lookin' at?"
You encounter The Angel of Death; Sariel!
>Bash
>Defend
>Goods
>PSI
>Run
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> Pray
Konngara!
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How do you get your hair to do that? :derp:
Shinki needs some love, too!
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Give her a hug.
"Happy Belated Mother's Da-! Wait, you're not my mom!"
Then continue hugging her anyway
>Walk into McD
>Wanted to flirt with Flandre/Yoshika/Mystia
>None of them were there...
Instead...
Yuyuko walks in! (as a customer)
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Laugh as she orders 3 of everything.
Tenshi hasnt been mentioned afaik. Let's go with that.
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Make a peach cobbler from her hat.
Toyohime, the other peach moe~
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Try to feed Tenshi to her with the excuse that she's peach-flavored. >.>
FEVER Queen, Iku Nagae, makes a groovy appearance!
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Turn off the music just because.
Rumi Arie suddenly flies in!
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I'd tell her I paid my tab while avoiding her attacks.
What would you do if you met Yuugi Hoshiguma?
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I would try running away, knowing that Oni like to compete with humans, but I would probably fail and be forced to compete anyway.
What would you do if you met Mystia Lorelei?
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Argue with her over which is better, Eel or Lamprey.
Okay...How's about Mai and Yuki?
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Who and who? Dont you mean Yuuka and... who?
What if you met suwacker with her freaky froghatthingy
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Who and who? Dont you mean Yuuka and... who?
Yuki (http://en.touhouwiki.net/wiki/Yuki) and Mai (http://en.touhouwiki.net/wiki/Mai)
skip post
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Yuki and Mai? I would hug them warmly. Or coldly if Mai doesn't like warm hugs =3. Also, wouldn't it make more sense for Mai to have Yuki's name, being the ice witch and all?
Next person can take the Suwako post.
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I'd ask to wear her hat (trading her my bandanna), then look in the mirror and see if the eyes keep looking at Suwako or not. Then we'd team up with Kanako to pull pranks on Sanae, because she needs to lighten up a little.
What would you do if you met Shingyoku?
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Make pointed accusations that it's actually the Yakumos in cosplay, and probably get smited.
A mighty voice resounds over the mountains! It's Kyouko!
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Touch her ears!
You grabbed Kasen by the bandaged arm! Wait, you didn't...
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Ask her if her smoke is good for smoking salmon.
>Walking through the Labyrinth of Touhou
>You encounter Yuyuko, and you have no DTH-resistance gear.
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I would definitely try to take her to a buffet, just to see what would happen. I'd have done my job is they put up a picture of her saying she's no longer allowed to dine in that establishment.
What would you do if you met Elis?
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Inquire her whether she's a magician, a vampire, or a devil.
Suddenly, Wriggle.
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BUGSPRAY
Ask her if she's filled with apple pie filling
REVERSE TRAP! BUGSPRAY!
>Walking through Labyrinth of Touhou
>Suddenly, Meiling crying.
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I'd ask her what was wrong, willing to punish anyone responsible (unless it was the mistress or her sister), then cheer her up by engaging in a martial arts match.
What would you do if you met Daiyousei?
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"Come with me and together we shall play pranks on the world! We will become the king and queen of trolls! Both on the internet and in real life!"
You see Reimu by the lake, mourning the death of Genji and his kids in the ninja turtle soup...
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Comfort her and offer to cook her food.
Except turtle soup :D
Masou Shoujo ♡ Flandre and Mahou Shoujo ☆ Remilia.
Except they're not costumes this time, and give Remi and Flan.
Protected by Sakuya, as if they need it.
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I would stare for a good few minutes, pondering if what I had seen of their magical girl exploits was for real, then remember that anything could happen in Gensokyo. This will be followed by my screaming Omochikaeri, and attempting to take both of them home, resulting in my dodging knives from Sakuya, eventually being stuck in the head by one, kinda like our friend
China Meiling.
Speaking of Meiling, what would you do if you met Orange?
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"Hey, hey Orange hey! Orange! Knife!"
Parsee stares with glowing green eyes, as she hasn't had her turn in a long time...
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Huggle the paruparuparu away. :3
I see Orin~!
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After a little greeting and all that boring stuff (don't want to fanboy right away!) I'd ask her which of her two forms is the "true" or original one. You never know!
Who's that ghastly figure dancing towards you through the darkness? It's Hina!
(If your comment doesn't involve spinning aka the easy way out, you get an internet cookie!)
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Ask her about how the life of a god is like and how she became one. How are you born a god? Does that mean both your parents are gods? Or do you somehow receive godship by
spinningpiercing the heavens by spinning with a spinning drill. Or like how people's faith will affect her spiral energy/powers. Stuff like that...
Close enough...
*Redeems cookie*
A wild Marisa appeared!
Marisa Stole The Precious Cookie!
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Trade the cookie with her for some mushrooms.
It's a bird, it's a plane, no it's Aya.
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...eventually being stuck in the head by one, kinda like our friend China Meiling.
I resent that.
I will take the cookie from Marisa and give it to Meiling and she will go JAOOO! Then I will tell Aya about it and she will make a headline. :P
Yamame, Yamame. Friendly neighborhood Yamame. Spins a web, any size. Catches prey, just like flies. Look out! Here comes Yamame!
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Put her in a red outfit that looks like some friendly brooklyn something-man.
>What's that? A hat? Why does it haveeyes ohgod its staring into my soul
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BURN THAT SHIT.
You see a bus. Reisen (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=siinh4zrymw) and Team 9 are on it. Suddenly, a train hits it. There are no survivors. And then you hear Yukari's laughter.
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Take pictures. OH, THE HUMANITY!
Suddenly...fairies. Ex-fairies everywhere.
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Taunt them from their respective safespots.
A Yuyuko who's a little too trigger-happy with her powers.
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Call the Ghostbusters!
Rengeteki wants some love too, even if that's not her actual name! Who is she?
http://en.touhouwiki.net/wiki/Nameless_Characters#Nameless_Midboss_Fairy
I mean, how can you resist someone as cute as this?
(http://i910.photobucket.com/albums/ac305/2010man/th_db52a45a923aac83ccdc796e83c5ec64.jpg) (http://s910.photobucket.com/albums/ac305/2010man/?action=view¤t=db52a45a923aac83ccdc796e83c5ec64.jpg)
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I'll first rage at her for making LLS stage four so much harder for me, then pet her because dammit she's cute.
Youmu's on gardening duty and thinks you're a weed.
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I'll make a dive and try to tackle Myon. I must know if Myon is hard and solid or soft and fluffy before I die!
In the distance, a cloud of smoke advances. In front of it is Hell's Wheel Accident, Rin Kaenbyou. what do
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I will pet her and ask if I can meet Okuu.
Yumemi wants to take you home. FOR SCIENCE!
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THEN FOR SCIENCE SHE SHALL Run away. Nothing's scarier than becoming a personal guinea pig for a scientist.
Tenshi, in a fit of boredom, has started trolling everyone she sees with a surprising degree of success. Including you. What to do, I wonder?
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Tag out to Yuuka.
Suddenly, a flash of light appears in the sky and you see a mushroom cloud in the horizon, when you start running, a certain hell crow appears in your way. What would you do?
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"What are you doing with Black Rock Cannon, Utsuho?"
Kisume feels lonely...
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I will play with her. :3
The incidents are high with youkai mysterious
All the humans in the village are furious
We need a hero who's good and serious
It's Sanae Kochiya and she is here for us
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Talk about anime with her, and then tell her not to slay Youkai indiscriminately.
Yoshika. And she's hungry.
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Head out to an All-You-Can-Eat Buffet with 'er, and see who can pile up more used plates by closing time.
Mima, and she's bored as hell. But the kind of amusement she's after involves much explosions and chaos.
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I'll go on a rampage with her, of course.
Hina asks you to spin around with her.
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I would kindly accept her request and just spin around.
Look up, back down, where are you? Youre in a classroom with the teacher your teacher could be like. It's Keine!
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I'd ask her about the history of Gensoukyo, how it was created, etc. (Although Akyuu might be a better person to ask)
Let's have some love for the Aki sisters!
-
We would go into to the countryside and start a highly successful farm.
Uh oh... Satori is doing what a Satori does best; speaking your thoughts loudly for others to hear.
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Pull a Cirno and scare her away. :3
BEES!
...Oh, wait. It's just Wriggle.
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Apply a newspaper or a shoe to that pesky bug.. Then run away from horde of bugs. Aaahhh! Bees!
As you run, you notice a camera flash, it's Hatate!
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Pose for a picture.
Mystia is chasing Yuyuko. What...?
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I'd tell Mystia it's a trap.
OHSHI-YOUMU!
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Barrel roll to the left and dash straight to grab Myon.
And you get a face full o' tongue on your face as a result.
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Well, I was surprised allright. :/
More parasols! It's Yuuka!
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Run like crazy! The direction you run depends on whether or not you're a fan of her. As for me... I value my life more...
Look at Sakuya slacking off! So much for the maid who's always telling Meiling to do her job properly...
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*throws a knife at her head* NO SLACKING OFF! YOU ARE A DISGRACE! EVEN THE GATEGUARD DOES HER JOB! YOU PAD---*knifed*
Mountain Goddess Kanako approaches you.
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eye dont want any sake miss kanako
Shutter chance! You meet Aya!
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Dare her to race against Sonic.
Yuugi dropped her sake and is crying over it!
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Find Suika and get them to drink the sorrow away.
Medicine has a dagger in her hand and is approaching you. what do
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Hug her. "Let's be friends!"
Now TENSHI has a dagger in her hand and is approaching you...
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She just handing you the dagger to help cut some peaches so that you can eat them with her. What's there to be afraid of?
Kisume's in a metal bucket.
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No, I'm not a sadist. Find someone else to satisfy your masochistic needs. :V
Eirin has a vial of a suspicious-looking substance in her hands...
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It's actually a love potion. She just wants a boyfriend.
Tewi's with a hammer.
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STOP.
Hammer time.
You meet Iku, and she challenges you to a fever-off.
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*plays music*
"FRIDAY FRIDAY FR-"
No, not that song...
Well,... :getdown: anyways...
Marisa aims her hakkero at you
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shinku hadouken vs master spark
LETS FUCKING DO THIS
You meet the Chinese Gateguard! WAT DO
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Beat her up before she wakes up!
You encountered Chen.
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CHEEEEEEEEN!
OMOCHIKAERI~!
Scratch her behind her ear and tell her how moe she is~! :3
Ran is close by, too!
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Shit, I petted Chen.
Drop fried tofu while we make Chen more moe.
Yukari
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Have a competition with her over who's more of a lazy magnificent bastard.
Oh look, there's...Wow that's a lot of mice.
Oh hey, Nazrin's at the head of the pack! Because she's Nazrin.
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Have a party with her and her many mice. Bring lots of cheese and talk about any adventures she has had when searching for stuff.... Since she's Nazrin. :3
And so, there's a mysterious being approaching you. Her name is Kasen.
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Ask her who she is.
You're invited in a science conference, Dr.Okazaki greets you.
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Ask her if she can take you to Gensokyo.
Momiji is biting Aya's hand! What will you do?
BTW, I think the answers I gave for Tenshi and Eirin don't sound like what I want to do very much. Sorry about that...
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Bite Aya's other hand... of course. :3
You see a suika in the Distance.
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Watch her approach and attempt to not communicate with her.
Kyouko is perched on a tree and is watching you.
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Ask why she is on the tree.
You meet Shingyoku's orb form. Yes, the orb form, not the male or female form.
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Steal the Hakurei shrine's power.
Reimu's pissed now that you stole the Hakurei power.
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Give her Alice.
Alice cries for help and screams at you as she body is being fondled gently by the maiden.
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Save Alice and give Reimu some money instead.
Crazy little vampire girl, running your way. It's Flandre!
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Try not to get destroyed, simple as that.
What would you do with Yuuka(PC-98)?
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Ask her how she does her hair, it looks fantastic. :3 (Then get blasted into pieces)
Patchouli is in good health and wants to find a target for her magic experiments.
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Try to convince her to teach me magic in exchange for knowledge of the outside world or something.
Your gaze meets a pair of red eyes and you feel dizzy it's Reisen!
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Propose to her, get married, live happily ever after with a huge car, two kids and a perfect job with a great pay...
*blink* *looks around* *sob* "Why?..."
You run away after realizing that Reisen is just a troll... and then you tripped and got yourself knocked out cold, only to wake up in an enclosed room with white lights and lots and lots of drugs. The old lady enters the room, putting on her rubber gloves and holding a syringe. "Oh you're awake?"... What do you do?
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Spaz out for a second then run out of the room, get lost, sit in a corner and cry.
Oh noes! It's a Hourai NEET! Wat do?
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Challenge her to CARD GAMES ON MOTORCYCLES, but then decide to just say to hell with it had have some cup ramen with 'er when we realize that it'd be too much effort.
Yeeow! Who tossed that lightning bolt?!
It's Kanako! And she's messing around with thunderstorms! What do?
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What else? Fight her and get her to stop.
Mokou seems lonely.
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Moko-Moko-Moko-Moko-Moko-tan~ (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=F1LJV0BmwD0)
Your gunna get CAVED, Since you didnt hand in your homework fast enough! It's Ex-Keine!
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Shout I handed it in at the top of my lungs, before pole-vaulting over her head and tugging on her tail to see how fluffy it is, only to get caved as a result of forgetting she's still after me. (Oh, how cute, fluffy things can distract.)
What would you do if you met Luna Child while she was looking for things that fell from the sky on the sixteenth night?
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Help her look for 'em.
Because if you find ten fallen stars, you get a mana up star!
Just gotta watch out for meteors. Dang Meteor Heads...
Oh look, it's Sunny Milk, goofing around as usual.
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I'd Wave Hello.
Oh look, Its Star Sapphire. What to do, shes trying to prank Te(w)i.
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I'd help star prank tewi in exchange for a hug. See, as Cirno is the strongest, Star is teh cutest. :derp:
You see a chainsaw-weilding cat in the distance. It's CHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEN!!
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Counter with the Chengun!
OMG, it's EVIL EYE SIGMA!
Plus Rika. :derp:
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Run away!!!
>Playing Left4Dead2
>Tank appears
>Tank hits Evil Eye Sigma
>Tenshi happens to pass by (right between you and Evil Eye Sigma)
>What do?
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Let her take a flying Evil Eye Sigma to the face.
>You grab your grenade - a molotov cocktail to set the Tank on fire.
>Suika has drunken all the fuel out of the bottle.
>Your team consists of Suika, Yourself, Mokou and Yuugi.
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>Get Mokou to become a flaming human cannonball.
>Ask Suika or Yuugi to hurl her at our target.
Reimu is currently smashed and walking outside her shrine like a drunkard.
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I say something that doesn't make sense so she'll follow me inside the shrine. Then I'll just lay her to sleep so she won't do something stupid while she's smashed. When she wakes up she feels better and we'll drink a cup of tea together.
You're lost in the Bamboo Forest and somehow manage it to get to a strange building there. You enter it and you see someone with red and blue clothing and a hat that resembles that of a nurse... It's Eirin!
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Have her escort me to Kaguya's room so we can play games with Mokou.
>Left 4 Touhou - Finale on a Bridge
>Chen appears! Ran appears!
>Oh shit, Chen looks awfully adorable. She hugs you!
>Ran is in mad pursuit, plowing things off the bridge left and right.
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Grab Chen and RUNNN!!! If she ever manages to catch up, make Chen feed Chen some pills and make her fart rainbows to fly us all away!
>Replay Left 4 Touhou
>Find a secret room
>Press E to open door
>Hears crying
>Flashes light
>You have startled the little blonde vampire in the basement!
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Shotgun head, receive achievement
>0s and 1s start to surround you... It's Rin Satsuki! What do?
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Comfort her first, then spark confidence in her. After that, I'd go with her around Gensokyo; proving WHY she should BE KNOWN like the rest of them.
Hey is that a bucket? Kisume pops out of it.
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Lift the barrel into the air to make her laugh happily like a little kid.
Kaguya wants to go fishing!
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Bring the dried tuna to cushion the impending failure. :V
Mokou's fishing there already!
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I'll go and fish with her.
Medicine is beginning the first step of her plan to liberate all the dolls in the world from humans!
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Convince her I'm also a youkai and help, since my view of the human race in general is rather grim, anyway. That, and the idea of all the dolls in the world turning against their masters amuses me. I would leave Alice's dolls alone, though, and try to keep Medicine away from the Forest of Magic. After we were done with out liberation acts of the day, we'd sit down and have tea together, while watching the sun set, before I make my return to my humble abode.
What would you do if you met Kogasa in the middle of the night in a dark ally in the Human Village?
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Sneak up behind her and shout "SURPRISE!!" While being very surprised myself of course :P.
An Unzan draws near.
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RAIN OF BROFISTS!!!
Look down, you have a <insert name of your favourite food>, look back up, you're in Hakugyokuro, with the ghost your ghost could smell like (what?). Anyways, Yuyuko looks at you with huge, puppy dog eyes, wanting to eat your <insert name of your favourite food>. What do?
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Depends on if I've eaten at all today. I'd give her some if I was hungry, if I wasnt all of it. Then again I'd kinda be in the netherworld so i'm kinda you know dead.
Some sort of weird bug thing wants to play with you. It's Yamane!
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I will play with her! :D
Yukari has you in her gap! :derp:
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Well, I'd probably be sitting down at the computer when it happens, then I would freak out for a second, until I realized what was going on. I'd take a look at the eyes all around me, wondering how many are actually looking at me and how many just look like they're looking at me, before ending up where Yukari's whims take me (probably somewhere in Gensokyo). I'd be pondering which part until I tumbled out.
What would you do if you were gapped into the home of Letty Whiterock?
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Ask for an extra layer of clothes.
Sasha Sashiromiya?
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Dunno who that is. I'd tell it to get out of the thread though as this if for Touhou characters only, not for whatever series she's from :V
What if you met a satori? Specifically, Koishi.
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Ask her if I can go undetected like she can somehow.
Where'd all these Icecubes come from? It must be Cirno!
And there she is, freezing a frog....And failing at it.
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Sasha Sashiromiya?
Official characters only, IIRC.
Ask her if I can go undetected like she can somehow.
Where'd all these Icecubes come from? It must be Cirno!
And there she is, freezing a frog....And failing at it.
Have her cool my drinks.
Orin is stealing corpses. What do you do?
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Grab a shovel and start digging
You go to the freeze to grab a beer, but there is nothing inside, you turn around and see alittle girl with two horns drinking your beer. What do you do?
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Let her drink it anyway and throw some beans at her (to test out this ancient Japanese Theory). I mean, it's a gift from "God" (you should know who He is) but unfortunately I don't drink alcohol, engineer's code if you will. And I was about to give it to other people anyway, like... I dunno, Yuuka maybe.
That being said, will Yuuka accept my gift? or you have others in mind?
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Yuuka? RUN!
Nitori, with her 3.01 Megawatt Linear Gun, and Iku and Meiling are supporting her.
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Find a way to spam paralyzes, silences, and attack debuffs on them. Or fight Science with... SCIENCE!
The ground quakes under your feet as a towering dark figure advances towards you. You can't believe your eyes. It's... It's... Hisoutensoku!?
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*Brofist*
You feel as though you've lost a fairly large burden. Looking around you, you see Hina!
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Spin Spin Spin with her!
It's midnight and you couldn't sleep. You opened your eyes only to see a little dark figure in the corner: a doll with its head down and its neck hung on the ceiling! It's Hourai! What do?
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Cut the rope so she don't hang herself.
Loli!Alice is crying in a corner. Yuuka is shooting the evil zombies trying to get Alice, who is also protecting a flower. What do you do?
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Grab my sword and start busting some zombies with Yuuka, while at the same time looking out for Alice and her flower, then end up in a three-way fight after some kind of misunderstanding, resulting in a triple knockout, followed by tea at Yuuka's mansion, because that's what happens after the big fight.
What would you do if you suddenly ran into Alice's Goliath doll?
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Grab some popcorn and watch Goliath Doll VS Hisoutensoku!
12 pages long and he STILL doesn't get his turn? Now he's mad and he's after all of us! He looks you in the eye... with those huge... catfish eyes...
So what would you do if you met Namazu?
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Have Remilia and Flan kill it, while Patchy and Sakuya help me roast it Vietnamese style. Meiling will need to be dealt with while he is being slow roasted though...
After that, have a feast with the main cast of TH6-13. Except possibly Yoshika, since Yuyuko's bad enough.
Speaking of Yoshika..
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Cast Heal Lvl. 10 on her. See how she reacts. Watch as Hilarity Ensues (or not).
Nue is next.
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"dont tentacle me plz"
Hey, is that a hat moving on its own with tentacles? Why, It's Pyonta coming to killsave us all!
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Call Suwako!
Reisen is a holding a hammer, and next to her is a knocked out Tewi.
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Congratulate her on this new accomplishment.
Yamame is sleeping upside down and hanging from the ceiling.
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Draw with Magic Marker on her Face for sleeping on the job.
SUDDENLY, EARTHQUAKE. What does Tenshi do?
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Assuming that you mean this earthquake isn't Tenshi's doing... I'll tell her about another person who can create earthquakes--Whitebeard.
Momiji is doing this to you:
(http://images4.wikia.nocookie.net/__cb20061218235011/uncyclopedia/images/9/91/Johnpup.JPG)
BTW, I got the pic from Uncyclopedia.
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I would get freaked out and ask why she was doing it.
Marisa is holding her mini-Hakkero towards you, ready to spark. What do you do?
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That shouldn't have taken 20 minutes, but there's your answer.
(http://img703.imageshack.us/img703/3904/63802321.jpg)
Parsee. What do.
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Tell her that her pointy ears are cute!
Yuuka is about defeat Reimu in a fight! What do you do?
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WHAT IN ZA WARUDO?
fucking ninja'd
Depends on what kind of Reimu it is. you know, The super lazy-takes-advantage-of-everything Reimu or the one that isnt a prick. But I'd still prolly help Yuuka in some way :V
You meet Sakuya, The PAD chief, What do yoZAWARUDO
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Assist her in killing you since it's obvious that's a lie. Then I'll be sure to offer her a hand cleaning up; even if it is slightly pointless.
In all seriousness though, ask her about her past, leading up to now.
However, something interesting now comes this way. Sakuya looks up to see... Yumeko; the maid from Makai.
What would you do with Yumeko? But more importantly, would you watch or run from the oncoming fight?
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The odds of getting some sort of a blade in my eye are pretty high even as a spectator, but who cares? I've always wanted to know who'd win. *grabs popcorn*
Shou wants to have a deep philosophical conversation with you.
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Before that, ask her where the Pagoda is.
Koishi is pulling subconscious pranks on you.
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I'd probably freak out from the pranks until she finally made herself known to me, then have a conversation about mental torture for interrogation.
What would you do if you ran into Satori?
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Wear a tinfoil hat.
Orin and Shou doing the epic Stage 5 mode.
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Pichuu~n'd
Well, obviously, there is a kappa in <name of your street>. She's climbing yo' windows, snatchin' all yo' tech up, tryin' ta pimp 'em, so y'all better yo' carz, hide yo' computerz...
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I'll sleep with the computer in my hands. Let's see how she's take it away without waking me up!
Minamitsu's dressed as a pirate.
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We would go surf around the net and pirating while singing "yarr harr fiddle dee dee. Being a pirate is alright with me. Do what you want cause a pirate is free. You are a pirate."
Of course, we need to visit Eientei to use the Internet. Because, well, you know.
But we only saw Eirin. Her face suddenly beamed with excitement when she saw us... Wat do? :ohdear:
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Run the fuck away becaus Eirin is scary :V
Tewi has got you in a punji stake pit.
-
I would start screaming ever obscenity I knew, before remembering that one can fly in Gensokyo, then I would run up to her and hug her like nothing was wrong, right before turning her into a lucky projectile, guaranteed to hit Reisen no matter where I aim.
What would you do if you ran into a barrier under the guard of the five magic stones?
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Shoot them with a cannon from afar.
You see Daiyousei, and she is slightly injured. It's as if she had just been in a fight. You also see that she's rubbing her fist because it is hurting due to punching someone. Then you notice Yukari lying on the ground next to her, and she's beaten up nearly beyond recognition...
-
What does the scouter say about Dai's power level!?
Pinch/punch myself on the face so I'd wake up from the dream. If it's not a dream, then I'll approach Yukari and confirm that it's really her. If it's not, I'll tell Dai she got the wrong person. If it is, then I'll run away from the new EX-Dai pray she never saw me at the scene, and eventually realizing how futile it'll be, so I'll just walk up to her and give her a hug, hoping she doesn't kill me.
It was a dark and stormy night. You are alone at home. You feel the urge to visit your porcelain throne. You come out, wash your face and pulled the towel to wipe your face. And then you realize, it's NOT your towel. It's a bright red cloth! You could've sworn you've seen it before somewhere, but you just cannot stick a finger into it...
And then you remembered an old game you played some time ago about a little vampire girl throwing red powder to the sky with her maid so she could run around freely. "And I could have gotten away with it too, if it wasn't for that shrine maiden! And that pesky witch!", you recalled her saying... but that's not the point... you thought for a while and the picture of the stage one boss comes into your mind... and you are holding onto that ribbon right now... which means-...
>What do?
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:] Turn, run and hopefully don't get eaten!
:ohdear: Theres a giant boat about to crash into your home, and at it's helm is a certain Captain named Minamitsu! And she appears to be sleeping!
What do you do!?
-
Awake her with the smell of curry!
Yukari actually looks 17 years old!
-
What anti-wrinkle cream you using, old hag? :V *gapped to the center of the earth*
It's the devil goddess, Shinki! And she's in smiting mood, too!
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Give her a hug and cookies. Hugs and cookies make everything better :]
There is a crossfire between Reisen and Reisen II.
>Run
>Pray
>KEEL!
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Run like heck. I don't want to be caught up in that mess.
Sanae is looking for donations. Wait, what?
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Donate. At least there is a good cause.
What would you do for a Klondike Bar if you met Kasen Ibara?
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Challenge her to a duel, the terms and style of which to be decided by her, then go out drinking afterwards.
What would you do if you met the spirit of Layla Prismriver?
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Find out what instrument she plays, call up her sisters and enjoy "Ghostly Orchaestra ~ Phantom Ensemble -quartet version-" (Oh how I'd wish it were real)
Suddenly, Loli Yuuka! What do?
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Moe overload~! *happy death*
Now, loli Yukari!
-
Me no comprehend loliKari.
Marisa's pointing the Hakkero at you, and Yuuka's umbrella's aimed at you too. And Reimu's trapped you in Duplex Barrier. Note that they cannot hit each other in a crossfire.
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Stand there and be blasted to bits. Now I can visit Hakugyokurou, eat till my stomach bloats with Yuyuko every day, tease Youmu while she works and most importantly, listen to the Prismrivers' performance!
Loli!Ran appears! Her tails are a bit smaller in size but fluffier than ever!
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Expect to see see baby Chen.
You see Reimu living in a redesigned Hakurei Shrine, and it looks like a billionaire's house.
-
Who are you and what did you do to Reimu?
Nitori wants to test her mystery invention on you.
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Only if it's dangerous and possibly endangers my existance!
Sanae wants YOU to give Faith to (God) Kanako.
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Refuse and give faith to the Hakurei Gods instead
*hides from raining frogs and snakes from the sky, only to remember Touhou Hisoutensoku, where Suwako's card Mishaguji-sama comes out from th-*
Baby!Chen appears and looks at you with her huge, round eyes... "Chen-chan da nyan~"
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God damn it. Who on Gensokyo would abandon her. Meh, I have better things to do.
*Nyaa~~~n*
No, she's not cute.
*Nyaa~~~n*
Stop making that high pitch noise, will you.
*Nyaa~~~n*
Turn eyes away. Just turn my eyes away...
*Nyaaaaa~~~~~~~~~n*
>Moe overload.
Found myself in Heaven. Oh, there's Tenshi doing... oh God, what is she doing? Are human supposed to bend like that?
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Well, Tenshi is a Celestial so she probably can do what humans cannot. :P
You walk into a cave. Suddenly, a wild Kisume drops from the ceiling, followed by Yamame! What do you do?
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"Yamame, I think you dropped this bucket. I'll keep the girl in it."
*Attempts to remove Kisume, only to hear a screech loud enough to make my heart explode
What would you do if you met Genji?
-
Pet the old turtle.
Meiling is slacking off, what do you do?
-
Since nobody really poses a threat to Flan and Remilia, convince Sakuya, the vampire sisters, Patchy, Koa and Meiling to have Chinese food in the lawn of the SDM.
Flan after said Chinese food picnic. And no, she's not going to kyuu you.
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Pat her head and befriend her using
my manly charms a giant five-way Starlight Breaker the food I helped Meiling make...
Suddenly, Loli!Suika appears to join the feast as well!
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... She wasnt a loli already?
Suddenly chibi tenshi! Whatdo.
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Eat peach with her.
Yuuka wants to learn how to be nice, but doesn't know how.
-
Screw being nice! Gensocide is funnier when there are two.
Goddamnit, there are chairs and stuff floating on your house! Kana has haunted your abode. What do?
-
The poor thing. I'll pretend to be mighty scared of her at first, and then offer her some tea.
Hatate's shopping and wants your advice.
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I'll do the best I can! Let's go shopping!
Eirin wants to help.
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Only if she leaves her suppositories at home.
You awaken, your limbs are bound. You feel a small weight on your head. In the distance, you see Nitori aiming for an apple on your head with her new Cannon Wrench.
"This is science, we do not argue." Nitori yells out.
-
Find the Resonance Frequency of the ropes and break free using sound.
A Yandere Eirin would like to have a word with you...
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Wait I was dating Eirin oh boy I had whats coming then
Yandere Reimu, Get the fuck out of there soldier!
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Run befor- Too late... I'm already dead...
You visit Hakugyokurou, only to see LoliGardener!Yuyuko and GhostPrincess!Youmu...
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*glomp*
OMOCHIKAERI KIDNAP MODE TIME!
TOO KYOOT GONNA TAKE YOU HOME!
Have tea.
AND THEN I'MMA TAKE YOU HOME WITH MEEEEEEEEE!
Medical Genius Kaguya-chan and Hourai NEET Eirin-chan
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I have fallen into the Twilight zone.
Mokou is wearing a dress!
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Somehow cause a gust of wind to blow said dress up to see if she's wearing her pants underneath. I will laugh if she is, or I will die of a nose bleed / third degree burns if she isn't. If I'm still alive, act like a mock couple in front of Kaguya just to irritate her and send her into paru-paru mode, making sure to let Tewi in on the joke.
What would you do if you met Chiyuri after she accidentally dyes her hair teal?
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OMFG, MIKU, DID YOU CUT YOUR HAIR?! D:
Strawberries! And nuclear fusion! :V
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Team up with Reimu and have her spam Duplex Barrier to block shots while I fire back.
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Play with Nue as your scenario is unidentified.
Satori comes up to you wearing a gas mask.
"Ah, so you like to play Castlevania?"
-
I'VE NEVER PLAYED A SINGLE ONE BEFORE ALL I HAVE IS SPONGEBOB AHHHHHHHHHHHH
"so i herd u liek mudkipz olololol" Nitori with a laptop spewing memes has arrived!
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Reveal her as either Patchy or Kaguya, the TVtropes trolls.
The true Nitori is testing a weapon. Who do you volunteer?
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Please don't say, so you put a mudkip inside my mudkip, just like xzibit, 'cuz that's jus- WHAT DID YOU DO TO MA' MUDKIP!?
NEETori'd
Myself!
Loli!Ran and AdultEx-Chen are walking along the streets
-
i
i
what
how does this happen I DO NOT UNDERSTAND
flipping the fuck out now
Quickly hide! You gunna get caved because you didnt hand in your history homework on time!
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Oshi-*caved*
You're walking in the streets of Gensokyo and suddenly, you stop and notice you're half as tall as you used to be, and your legs are still walking forward. Youmu is behind you blushing profusely, apologizing profusely.
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It's okay, Youmu... If it's you, it's alright with me...*blush profusely too*... Yea, it's okay... *bleed profusely*... Nah I'm fine... Hey, you're taking me with you, right?...
You visit the Scarlet Devil Mansion... and no one is wearing a hat, not even a single hairdec on her head!
-
God damn it, Yukari!
Nitori uses her Cannon Wrench to upgrade your house. Unfortunately, it misfires and vaporizes your upgraded house.
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I would stare for a moment. "You made a whole condo disappear in one shot... awesome! I would laugh for a little while, then ask if I could crash in her workshop until she could find a way to help me find a new place.
What would you do if you saw Rika rolling up to you while in her latest creation?
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Talk to her about ways to make it greater.
Komachi has come to harvest your soul, and she isn't slacking about it.
-
Borrow Youmu's katana and have Patchy teach me magic and have a spell card duel for my soul.
Shikieki comes afterwards with Byakuren.
-
Tell the Yama to judge Byakuren so we can mop up that litlle spellcard mess...
Of course, Shinki is coming to say something about this too. XD
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I'd ask Shinki how she'd feel about tours running through Makai. Not that her refusal would stop me, leading to a magnificent battle of danmaku that ends in my defeat, followed by Shinki and me going out getting smashed at a random bar for no particular reason other than me wanting to get smashed with Shinki.
What would you do if you met stage 4 Louise?
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"Where did you find the time to dye your hair?" :]
Letty thinks it's still winter.
-
She can hang out in my freezer until winter comes again.
You see a girl with a purple umbrella coming towards you. You get ready for her coming surprise... OH GOD ITS EX KOGASA!
-
BUST OUT MY EX-BOSS MOVES HELL YE-*shot. Hundreds of times per second*
EX-Lily White and Phantasm Lily White are coming...
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Sit back and watch as the laws of physics and spacetime are broken by two instances of one person in the same place.
Kaguya's looking for a raid group.
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Be an ass. Team up with Tewi. One person distracts her while the other deletes her WoW characters and sets up a hidden camera in the room before both quickly leave the room and hide somewhere among the bamboos and watch her terrified expression...
If you thought Mima was strong, here comes Phantasm-Mima, right at you! In Loli Form! (Badass Loli Form!)
-
And my Nose bled. Hard.
So, who haven't we co- Ah, Suwako. What would you do with her?
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Take her and we shall convert the whole world!
A hungry Yuyuko shows up at your door. Without saying a word, she starts raiding your fridge.
-
Kindly lets her eat my food, only to switch to a horrified expression as she swallows the fridge whole. Then, cry at her feet as she lets out a loud burp and go "oops, excuse me" in a moe voice that I can't help but forgive her for it... Hit her so hard she cries for help, then eat all the food in front of her, rubbing it in her face... because nice guys finish last and I'll treat her like trash an- ooo look at all these floating lights! Huh? Where am I? Ooo... pretty... shiny... lights... Eh? What's that nice building over there? And why do I have a white tail where my legs used to be?
Been a long time since Koakuma has been mentioned. She sits in one corner of the library, sobbing...
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I would go cheer her up by hugging, and patting on the back. Following that, we would have a nice conversation about literature. :)
Daiyousei is looking for somebody to play with, too~
-
Nudge Flandre in her direction.
Reimu has approached you with a rather suspicious (Read: Hastily-made fake) Unicef collection-box. How do you proceed?
>_
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Take the box and destroys it.
Tie her and take her to a class to be indoctrinated with Communism.
Religion is the opium of the masses!
Suddenly, A Good Girl burst into the room. Wat do?
*edit* Damn, made a Grammar error.
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Force her out of Moriya believes and embrace another religion. Yes that's right. Get her to embrace...
Lily-ism
! Where everyone worships Spring
and their prophet Lily White/Black
for spreading this religion in the first place! It is the religion where everyone prays that Spring will last forever and ever
so that the Youkai of Obesity, Letty never gets to ruin the warm, sunny days!
The Youkai of Obesity appears out of nowhere and begins throwing danmaku around, shouting "IT'S WINTER!!!"
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Fire. Lost of it. Mokou may or may not be involved.
Speaking of Mokou, the Bamboo Forest is on fire! What do you do, if anything?
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Run! You don't want to be anywhere near Mokou when she finds out that someone ate her dried persimmons.
Letty is making Snorlax looks skinny.
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I'd teach Letty about how I lost forty pounds through diet and exercise, work with her to make it work, then stun everyone months later when Letty shows up with a body that could kill with looks alone.
What would you do if you met MS Alice?
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"Aww, you cute little thing! I'm taking you home with me...and making you my servant! Ahahahaha!"
Speaking of MS, Sara is blocking your way and won't let you pass...to the cinema.
-
Go in through the back door.
Oh hey, its Yoshika Miyako.
-
Try out both western techniques AND eastern techniques (exorcism) to find out whether or not she's really a Jiang Shi or just a zombie.
You happen to pass by when the latest episode of Epic Meal Time is being filmed. And you see Yoshika and Yuyuko as special guests there... wish this were real, though...
-
Laugh as they both try to eat each other. Couldn't agree more
You carry on walking and Mystia appears with her mobile lamprey stall! Wat do?
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Well, I've always wanted to try grilled lamprey...
As for Yuyuko and Yosika...they could be cosplayers, you know. Someone should suggest it to them.
Mokou arrives with her grilled chicken stand and tries to steal you away from Mystia!
-
Go and find some spirits for her to eat.
Suika walks out of a bar.
-
I push her right back in! We're going to go and party there!
Parsee is jealous of everyone mentioned more often than her in the thread and is planning revenge on them. What do to?
-
Assist her and remind people why Parsee doesn't solve incidents; because everyone will be jealous of the very incident she's solving with the added ability of trolling little mice. :3
Speaking of mice, here comes Nazrin; fresh for a Parsee to troll. :derp:
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<----------------------------- Parsee used glare!
It's super effective!
Oh no, turns out that was Nue in disguise! TROLOLOLOLOLOL What now?!
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If I met Nue, I'd grab Team ⑨, Tewi, and the Three Fairies of Light, and go on a mass pranking romp through all of Gensokyo, culminating in pulling the ultimate prank of getting Reimu to believe she slept with Yukari and Suika in a massive three some that only the two of them seem to remember. This followed by being torn up by seeking amulets, once she figures it out, with the whole group of hitting up Mystia's stand, drinking together while going on about how the third degree burns and broken bones were totally worth the look on her face when she finally bought it.
What would you do if you met Rumia?
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"Is that so"?
Me: "THAT'S FUCKING SO"
God damn I miss lumbys old avvy now
Oh no! Momizi has a child, and apparently its you! It's Mommyzi!
-
Take a closer look at the child to find out that it's just a stuffed doll.
Yuyuko is making Youmu cook food for her, and despite the latter being tired and weak, Yuyuko still doesn't allow her to rest.
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Give poor Youmu a hug, ask her to take a rest and do her job for her.
Welcome to Macdonald's, where we serve our customers with a smile. So sir/ma'am, would you like to try our latest special for only $⑨.⑨⑨? We call it... the MacMystia! Served FRESH!
*You take a peep inside that little hole out back where it says "FOR EMPLOYEES ONLY" and you see Mystia tied up onto a chair, trying to scream for help*
-
Order the whole Mystia. (Preferably uncooked.)
Mimi-chan comes cruising towards you.
-
Run away! Run away!
PC-98 Marisa comes looking for Mimi-chan.
-
RUN! RUN SOME MORE!
Kyubey asks you for help while Ran is angrily pursuing him.
-
Agree on a contract...
...with Ran! She will grant my wish to become six feet tall and I will become her shikigami and fight Incubators for the rest of my life. My body becomes like a lifeless zombie and my soul will be put into... yes you've guessed it... a magical grilled chicken wing! And I will carry it around my neck because if my body ever gets over 100 millimetres away from it, I will die. But then I only find out about the latter two a while later... the hard way... Ran, Y U NO TELL ME ALL?
Look at your woman. Look back at ChoMarisa. Back to your woman, now back to ChoMarisa. Sadly she's not ChoMarisa, but she can SOUND like she's ChoMarisa. How? If she stopped having a girly theme song and switched to Love-Coloured Master Spice. Look down, back up. You're on horse, with the woman your woman could sound like. What do?
-
Die due to Mascu-Spark, because my woman was ChoMarisa after all!
Now that I am Ran's Shikigami, and working alongside Mahou Shoujo Chen, I fight witches, what do?
-
I would act out the role of handsome stranger that shows up at just the right time to save the day! And I would do it in style.
What would you do if you found Rinnosuke selling one of your thought to be long lost electronic devices?
-
Haggle for it.
The one, the only, Yukari Yakumo!
-
mami-san can i squeeze your mammies
I wouldn't have a choice of what to do because, ya know, Yukari.
Suddenly Chen is flirting on you- and she's an adult!
-
DAMMIT YUKARI!
Yuuka walks up to you with a magical talking chainsaw. What do?
-
Defend yourself with the obligatory CHEEEEENsaw.
And here comes the Ranmobile!
-
I'd most likely be unceremoniously run over.
Oh look, it's Koishi! I bet she's wandering around, picking flowers, maybe playing a game of Danmaku or two and-OH GOD THERE'S BLOOD EVERYWHERE RUN FOR THE HILLS IT'S "THAT" KOISHI.
SHE WANTS TO PLAY JENGA WITH YOUR SPINE.
How do you proceed?
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Use- OH GOD SHE RIPPED OUT MY SPINE :colonveeplusalpha:
Moe Moe Kyun! Lunasa appears in front of you in a maid outfit.
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Master Spark a mountain with my nosebleed.
Mahou Shoujo Youki appears!
-
woops sorry cant post anymore gouged my eyes out after his transformation scene
Remilia is here and she wishes to drink all of your blood. All of it.
Okay, so there's going to be a lot of spillage, but that's above the point.
Protect your bodily fluids!
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Quick, get lotsa garlic!
You come back home to find that Chen has broken into it and messed up the whole place like a stray cat, and now she's sleeping on your bed. What do you do?
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Summon Ran-chama for massive punishment and nosebleed.
Gap moe kyun! TomonoriMaelstromFlandre has cooked you dinner. And if it tastes bad, she can kyuu the bad out of it.
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>DH: Wipe off splattered food from inaccurate "kyuu"ing.
What's that scurrying sound under your desk? Oh no! Your house is infested with Wriggles!
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>Use spellcard, "Bird Call: Summoning Mystia"
>"Lunch time, Mystia!"
You were walking around town, and a man wearing black sunglasses and tight black PVC hot pants, vest and cap comes your direction, doing pelvic thrusts as he moves and shouting out, "I'm Haado Kourin HOOO!"
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...what. Steer clear of him.
Oh hey it's Aya and Hatate doing their manzai skit. Who's gonna laugh at Hatate's misery?
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Me.
Hataters gonna Hatate
Mahou Shoujo Lyrical Patchouli is brandishing Raising Heart and Marisa is aiding her with the hakkero. Starlight Dragon Meteo Breaker! Oh and it's pointed at you.
OT: Lots of strike outs from me lately :V
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Starlight Dragon? CARD GAMES ON MOTORCYCLES?! This is my kind of game! Trap Card- Active!
Suddenly Yoshika wants your cheese! AND the crackers!
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Ask Wallace if it's all right to share some with her.
Lunasa has just become your friend, but she keeps on talking about pessimistic things.
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_, ,_ ∩
( ゜∀゜)彡 MERLIN! MERLIN!
⊂彡
Yuyuko has just become your friend, but she keeps on talking about death and the afterlife.
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_, ,_ ∩
( ゜∀゜)彡 EIRIN! EIRIN!
⊂彡
(I've always wanted to get to do that...)
You're sitting in your room, all nice and comfy, than BAM, a gap appears under you, and you fall into an empty dimension of creepy eyeballs. There, you came face to face with Yukari Yakumo. What do?
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Ask her if she would like to eat at a fancy restaurant in Gensokyo and pay for it with a spell card duel show.
After dinner with Yukari, Ran and Chen meet you in order to go hunt witches.
Suddenly, Alice.
What do?
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Attempt to steal her precious thing.
You're a contestant on "The Dating Game" and Satori is asking the questions. She really hates liars and the questions that she's asking wouldn't usually be considered SFW.
>_
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Be brave (like a boss) and answer all of her questions (like a boss), no regrets (like a boss)
After being harassed by Satori and embarrassed in front of the crowd, you find out your ally and friend Mahou Shoujo Youmu has just fallen into despair! Her Soul Gem magical grilled chicken wing has just turned into a Grief Seed completely burnt piece of chicken and she is now a witch. What do?
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Attempt to break the fourth wall, go out, and go back in. Tee hee hee :colonveeplusalpha:
In a dark room lies the table and chair of a BOSS. The chair swings around, revealing Eirin in a formal suit, sitting in the chair like a BOSS! She's also got the SHADES. what do
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Please her by telling her how attractive she looks. Hopefully, that will make her go easy on me and let me go.
You are sleeping peacefully, and Merlin is next to you, ready to blow her trumpet right into your ear.
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After my heart attack is done, I would make her eat her trumpet. (I get really grumpy when woken by loud noises at bad times.)
What would you do if you were popped for J-walking by Gensokyo's cop-princess, Kotohime?
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It wasn't me! The monkey did it!
Parsee appears, jealous of everyone else who got to become moe catgirls
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Tell her that it was Tenshi who made everyone a catgirl and that she should ask her to make her become one. I would be posting a link to Muffin's webcomic, but I can't. :V
Next up on the BOSS list is Suwako. Even Pyonta has shades!
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"Nice shades, who you tellin' to deal with it?"
Waha~ It's Rumia with a soccer ball!
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Continue with whatever I'm doing because I know with that ball of darkness around her, she will never hit m- OUCH! Hey! What gives!?
Tenshi is walking around the streets with a "KICK ME" sign stuck on her back.
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Throw a pebble at her. Hey, at least I hit her!
Cirno in the previously mentioned boss outfit. The rest of Team 9 is also in the same get-up.
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Make them an offer they cannot refuse, unless they want to wake up with horse heads in their beds.
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Obviously Trollaya and myself. :3
It's Miko Suika!
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Give her donations.
You come home to find that Lyrica has broken your home and is playing your piano.
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Nice try, but that's kind of broken. The B-flat doesn't work.
Murasa's throwing anchors around again.
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Run away!
From afar you see a dark figure approaching fast. The ground trembles every step it takes. It's the Daidarabotchi! Oh wait, it's just Alice and her Goliath Doll...
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Before I realized it was the Goliath doll,
I used hammerspace and time-stopping powers to fire a volley of rockets at it, carpet bombed it with mortars, drove a tanker truck at it, fired a battleship cannon at it, and punted it into a stadium full of landmines.
Alice is now pissed you pulled a Homura
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She's about to become even more pissed when I do a Sakuya. :derp:
And who does Alice vent her anger at? Marisa. Shall you assist her?
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Shall I? I've always wanted to see if a mirror could reflect a Master Spark.
"Love Sign 'Master Spark!'"
"Lazy Sign 'Magic Mirror!'"
*Master Spark reflected... boom!!*
"ZEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!"
Speaking of Master Sparks, would you do if you met Yuuka, and she had that juicy double pointed at you?
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Pull a Tenshi on her. Come at me, sista!
You are lost in the forest with nothing to eat. Remembering what Bear Grylls said about bugs, you start hunting for them. Suddenly, Wriggle. What do?
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"Found a bug. Better drink my own piss."
god i love bear grylls
>Me and big brother, Body Building!
>You encounter Cho-Satori and Cho-Koishi! Run before they... creep... you ouJESUSTHATSSCARY
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>Onomatopoeia in my sig,.
>Scare them off.
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Cirno on a Yian Kut-Ku, your arguments will be invalid.
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Run before Cho Satori hears what I'm thinking right now and crushes me into powderOHSHITTOOLATE
Ninja'd
Invalid? Well eye'll have you know eye'm da strongest! Then proceed to show her my muscles the size of minivans. That should scare her away and never bother me with stuff like this again
>Browsing through TVTropes
>Gap opens up
>Cho Yukari grabs you and pulls you into the computer
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Yukarin is only 17 years old! The real Yukari gaps Cho Yukari into oblivion!
>Back to Left 4 Touhou
>You have startled the Witch
>Your team is yourself, Ran and Chen (Cirno has died)
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Strafe around the Witch and make her eat lead.
It's Nue in the previously mentioned mafia boss outfit. Accompanying her are an entourage of mooks. She's comin' to collect your debt. what do!
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Too bad, I have a lawyer by my side. (http://safebooru.org//images/135/5eac5f164e58d5bf0e5c3fd9a87e9c15d5163e9c.jpg)
Cirno again!! This time as a Hockey MVP!!!
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Body check her so hard she goes SPOOON against the walls and score a goal on Daiyousei.
Speaking of Daiyousei, she's sad because Cirno went SPOON
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Console the cute Greater Fairy *Sad fairy is a cute sad fairy.~
Suddenly! It's a hit and run by a wheelbarrow pushing Kasha!
What to do?
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Throw a banana peel onto her path and watch as hilarity ensues.
Rinnosuke has a Wii U in his store, but for whatever reason, it's not for sale.
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Look I dont give a rats fucking ass who you are, I want that god damned Wii U and i'll be damned to hell and back if I cant get that.
Alice joins the Brawl! However I-It's not b-because she l-likes you or a-anything!
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It's because she thinks the Wii U is a valuable doll part! WIN ON HER BEHALF FOR A KISS AND POSSIBLY NSFW FLAG!
Flandre wants to help you help Alice!
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In fear of getting "kyuu'ed", I'll help.
Rikako built a time machine and used it to go to the future. After coming back, she tells you that she saw the fourth Smash Bros. game (it's announced at E3 in case you don't know) in the future.
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Murder her. NO FUCKING SPOILERS.
Sanae's singing Okkusenman, and needs someone to help with the duet since Kanako's... well kanako and Suwako of being a hip-hop artist. What do you do?
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Get Marisa and get hotblooded.
Surprise?! Kogasa's crying.
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Be a jerk and walk up to her. "I'm not surprised!"
Cirno appears out of nowhere and begins hitting you with an ice spoon. Again. And again. And again. And again and again and again and again... And again...
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Fight back with another spoon. Oh, and I'd better glue to my hand, because she just might steal it...
Neko Miko Reimu wants donations.
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Donate. It's for a good cause, right?
Yuugi and Suika are going to have a drinking contest and they want you to join in.
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I'm in. I hope I don't die.
Speaking of which, Yuyuko wants you to come to Hakugyokurou with her. To party, of course.
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Party at Yuyuko's?
Three words man.
Count. Me. In.
Seriously, any party there is bound to have a lot of food, so I'm all for it!
Hey, where'd this soccer ball come from?
Surprise surprise, Letty's wanting to practice her goalkeeping, and she's chosen you to help her out!
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>Load ball into pneumatic bazooka
>"HAHA!!!"
Rikako walks up to you, fresh from a Mythbuster's Special(covered in scorch marks and the scent of science)
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TELL ME WHAT YOU DID I WANT TO KNOW AAAAH
Cirno drives a bus and stops in front of your house.
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There are no buses in Gensokyo! Wait... My house? Gensokyo? Holy shit I am in Gensokyo!?
Look again, your donations are now diamonds! Anything is possible when you donate to the Hakurei Shrine. Reimu's on a horse.
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Open up the horse to see that is a costume with a lot of chibi Suikas inside.
Suddenly you start to feel a little hot, and you notice that your house is on fire, you came out and try to extinguish the fire, but when you cross the door... Yandere Mokou is here! What to do?
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Out-yandere her with my TIGREX-FAEC!!!! Then end with a draw.
The Venusians from MS6.
Before you complain, NUE IS THEIR LEADER AND YOU ARE DEEP IN THEIR NEST.
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Get the Rocket Lawn Chair!
Shanghai is all alone in the woods, obviously motionless due to not having Alice around to control her.
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Take her home with me! Ahem. I mean, bring... *holds onto my chest* her... *feels the pain and regret already* back to... *bites lip* Ali- ARGHHH! No! On second thought, I'm taking her home with me!
A human version of Chen cosplaying as a catgirl appears!
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Enter ecstasy mode!
bkub's Yukari appears beside you, holding a landmine. "Look, I found a landmine!"
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"W-well, isn't that nice? Why don't you just toss that into some gap so we can go have some tea or something?"
Ran arrives, carrying a whole bunch of landmines.
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[Razor Sign: Air Trip]
Trip her and laugh.
Koishi's coming!! Unfortunately as she said hi.....you need a change of pants.
(I watched YouTube again....)
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*Crow explodes
Chen and Rin in a hat-flipping spatula fight.
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Watch as Ran yells at Chen to stop, while she blissfully ignores and continues while Satori does the same with Orin, leading to crazy yuri delusions of Ran and Satori, leading to Satori catching on by reading my mind, which will result in death once Orin hears about how I was mentally defiling her beloved master.
What would you do if you met Meiling dressed up as someone from the Matrix, complete with trench coat and every gun known to man?
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Steal them from her while she's asleep :V
Alice is crying in the forest because she found out Marisa is cheating on her with Patchy and Reimu in the SDM
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Comfort her as best I can, maybe even offer to cook something for her to munch on.
Comfort food and all that.
Not the best chef around, but hey, it's the thought that counts right?
A Wild Orin appears!
And she's got a bowl of Kasha with her too! Looks like she just woke up.
(Yes, there actually is a Cereal/Porridge called Kasha (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Kasha). And after looking where it comes from mostly, the portrayal of the Kasha race in White Rose of Chireiden makes a lot of sense.)
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Accompany her for breakfast. *Crow explodes
Tenshi in my frequently mentioned boss outfit.
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Beat her up anyway. (Hey, she'll like it anyway)
Parsee finally gets to become a moe moe catgirl like everyone else!
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Try to figure out why she's still jealous
Nyaaa~! Orin appears! It's cat time!
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Give her a fish and pet her while she's eating it.
Suwako offers you something she likes to eat--fly sandwich.
(Inaba of the Moon and Inaba of the Earth implies that she can eat flies)
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"Eh, I'll try any thing once."
*Om nom nom*
"Oishii!!" Followed by a nice picnic at the Moriya Shrine before Kanako storms in, going into paruparu mode.
What would do you if someone hit you with the "bucket of water over the door" prank, and the bucket of water turned out to be Kisume?
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I have a soft spot for box girls. Lucky for her buckets fall under that catagory <3
Shutter chance! Aya's assigned you to take pictures of Momizi's panties!
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Forgive me Momiji! *Runs like hell*
Aya made a lot of omelettes and wishes to share with you! Wait... Something seems off about this...
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Redo her hair so she looks like Lucas.
Mokou appears, looking for Kaguya.
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"Right this way."
*points at mcdonalds*
*music plays* (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7HbVGHBkx-0)
DESTROY THE CORE!!!
Utsuho appears, and apparently she stole Kanako's Onbashiras as her options.
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"You think you can beat me with that? Loser!" (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pXkn2sBAgng)
Hina got dizzy from spinning around too much!
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Help her back up after she falls, then have a picnic in the forest, to help her regain her sense of balance, before she goes off spinning again.
What would you do if you met Mima dressed as Marisa, complete with the braid and big hat?
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"So is this your plan to make yourself appear as a playable character in the full version of TD?" :V
Yuugi challenges you to an arm wrestling competition
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It would end like this without the guns (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=liF0pZwFHKE)
What would you if you met Nazrin wearing a business suit?
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Hear out her offer to join the Myouren sect, politely decline, and shut the door.
What if you met ZOMBIE MYOUREN?!
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Cast Lvl. 10 Heal on him. Then run.
Aya has come with a deal you cannot refuse. (Jack where is my short)
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Refuse, of course, because I don't wear panties or skirts/dresses :V
Aya on the other hand, offers to teach you how to use Peerless Wind God.
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Learned new skill: Peerless Wind God!
"Finally! After all these years!"
Mana Cost: 9001
*Looks at stats*
MP: 0/0
What is this I don't even...
Now Sakuya offers to become your master and teach you the ways of ZA WARUDO! (http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/TimeStandsStill)
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Politely decline. I already have the powers of mind screwing!
In your dreams, you encounter a wandering Koishi.
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I suddenly wake up. After cleaning up myself and going to the dining room for breakfast, I discover that Koishi has broken into my house and is eating the sandwich I bought yesterday.
You go into Kourindou to buy something, and Rinnosuke says to you, "Lamp oil, rope, bombs? You want it? It's yours, my friend... as long as you have enough money!"
(obvious reference for those familiar with the CD-i Zelda games and Youtube Poops)
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Buy the rope and go, it seems like the most useful of the three.
Yuyuko is sitting at your refrigerator, eating your food.
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Lure her out of my house using food.
Aya is coming towards you using Domination Dash, and she was her arms wide open, not to having a big happy smile on her blushing face.
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Brace for incoming tacklehug.
Momiji's sitting on the waterfall's edge looking bored as ever, what do?
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Hug her and bring her home. :3
What would you do if you saw a certain green Orange?
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I'd kill myself because I am held back by common sense in Gensokyo.
Stop. Hammer time! Rinnosuke is dancing, what do?
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1. I would call in Aya and Hatate and watch them fight each other to get the story while I record both Rinnosuke and their fighting for my own news story.
2. ???
3. Profit :]
What would do you if you ran into Mystia with her lamprey stand?
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Let's see....Lamprey = Eel, Eel = Tasty. So by that token, Lamprey = Tasty.
Amble on over and have a bite to eat, of course!
But what's this?
Nitori's come along and decided to sit at the cart and have a bite too!
But it looks like she's well-worn with the marks of SCIENCE! Which is to say, it looks like she's been in several explosions today, and maybe more than one mechanical device.
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Give her a hug and buy her an unadon to make the hurt go away~
Then steal the Megawatt Linear Gun while she isn't looking and kick ass :V
Ran is offering math tutoring.
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Compare hers with Cirno's to see which is the better one first.
You hear footsteps when you're not walking. You hear voices when it is silent. You feel its presence when you sleep, watching you from your bed. It's Oyashiro-sama Yukari!
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Tell her that you have waffles to get her excited(Walfas reference).
You see Yuuka pulling up sunflowers from the ground. What...?
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It's gotta be some kind of weed. I really dont even want to know as those poor flowers ;_;
Suddenly Crying Moe~! (http://danbooru.donmai.us/post/show/515670/) (danbo)
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Find whoever did this.
It's bkub's Shikieiki. What are you going to do, bro?
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Well, I know what she's say... so if I'm going to Hell, I'm at least going to do a cannonball on the way down
What would you do if you found yourself face to face with the Koishi rapeface (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=giatJD8BHco&feature=player_detailpage#t=163s)?
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Reply by imitating Tenshi's masochist face
Speaking of Tenshi...
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Go for a ride through the sky on her keystone!
The Aki Sisters are crying because winter is coming.
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*Hugs* You two can stay at my place until next autumn. Until then, we can make fake dead leaves out of coloured paper and pretend it's autumn every day. :3
Letty is celebrating because winter is coming.
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Make an Igloo.
Okuu just realized it is realistically Summer.
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EWI Okuu? Do fucking want. too bad the creator hasnt done her theme yet ;_;
It is dark. You are likely to be eaten by a grue (in a bucket).
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I would grab the bucket and shake out what was in it.
Hi Kisume!
What would you do if you saw Mokou riding a nuclear warhead? (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wcW_Ygs6hm0)
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Get as far away as possible, i don't wan't to be near it when it blows.
It's Elly. What do?
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Run because the USC isn't far behind...
Iku approaches, bearing a message of misfortune! What now?
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Do a Fever, because it's all we can really do now. :V
Suika is lying down your path, drunk and KO'd.
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Is she injured? Either way, I would carry her over to Eirin's hospital at Eientei.
Hatate is looking for some breaking news. What do you do?
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Give her the story of the century, the controversy of Sakuya's Pads. :3
Marisa lost her broom and can't fly without it. What do?
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Give her Kyouko's broom. :getdown:
Yoshika seems to be trailing off all the time when she talks. What are going to doooooooooooooo?
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Use Phoenix Down and run.
Kyouko traps you in one of her echo spheres and plays Rebecca Black's Friday, Justin Bieber, Kim Kardashian and Ark Music Factory videos as a new attack.
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Counter them with Jian's (from Doraemon) song!
Ran is treating Chen and Yukari like her slave.
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"Aya-sama!! Get a load of this! Ran finally got revenge for all that abuse!"
And then enjoy the aftermath. :3
What would you do if you caught Aya peeping on you in your bathroom?
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What can I do? She'd be miles away by the time I take in a deep breath to scream at her...
And I'd be famous the next day anyway... *Hey look, it's the guy from the front page of the Bunbunmaru this morning!* :derp:
Cirno and her gang-of-fairies-and-other-little-youkai are trolling you and your friends on the Internet
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Send them the yukaritrollface.png and the web address of 4chan and pooshlmer. Troll-fest GO!
Okuu rapeface. Oh noes what do
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Send Cirno to take the brunt of it.
>Playing Touhou!Persona 4.
>Encounter Orin [Uses lots of Fire and Dark spells]
>Team - Dead. No healing items
>All of your persona are dark or fire weak.
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"Alright, you are me, I guess."
You walk into a bar and find 2player Reimu downing whisky and rum. How do you survive?
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Get her to drink coke to make her feel better. It's true; coke can bring drunk people back to their senses. My mother wasn't feeling very from drinking beer once, and after drinking coke, she felt better.
Kanako sees a slug.
(referring to the snake-frog-slug relation)
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I'd politely take care of the offending creature for her, after all, she is the lady of our mountain.
What would you do if you if you found Chen holding a near empty box of pills while she was acting rather oddly?
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Get Eirin to esplain dis nonsense.
Yuyuko and Yuyucow want to omochikaeri kidnap you to Hakugyokurou.
I cannot find the cow from Life of Maid.
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>Cook Cow, Death by Moe from Yuyuko
You get an invitation to Iku's disco party.
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Who cares about disco? All I want is Iku's lightning to generate power!!
But, how did she create lightning in the first place?
Need more experimentation. I mean, human (Youkai?) experimentation.
You're now on your way to Eirin's lab. Wat do?
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Be on a lookout for traps that might be set up by Tewi.
You see Mystia and some sparrows perched on a transmission tower's wire.
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Turn back and walk the other way, pretending to not having seen them at all.
>A parasol lying around
>You approach it
>"Surprise!"
>...
>Surprised?
>You've just been attacked by...
>A loli Yukari!
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Expect to see a loli Yan and an adult Chen.
Reimu is the shrine maiden of Moriya Shrine and Sanae is the shrine maiden of Hakurei Shrine.
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I'm seeing Angel's sig with Youkai Mountain in the background, because this isn't madness, This is Gensokyo!!
What would you do if you saw Yuugi lying on the beach?
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Get away quickly, because the sunbathing thing... was a ruse.
Suika got my money.
Chen in a school uniform. Try not to nosebleed to death, dude.
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Must... resist... nosebleed of death...
*Sound of face exploding*
Not... resisting... well...
Shanghai Margatroid is playing with her doll, Alice in the Cigam fo Tserof
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Hourai leads me along by my strings, and then we do battle. Hourai's team is then wiped out, and she looses $1000 and goes to the local hospital.
Yukari in a playboy bunny outfit.
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Yukari just mad Reisen look... well... words need not saying.
Time to step out of the field for a little while and bring on someone you were not expecting...
In fact, she pops out of the ground to remind you of one thing...
Mushrooms are moe too. It be Masha. XD
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Have her create tons of matsutake and truffles for me to sell in the real world.
You're enjoying a delicious _______, and then Yuyuko in Life of Made moe mode walks up with puppy dog eyes.
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If __________ equals ghost, be eaten by Yuyuko. If __________ is anything else, give it to her.
Myon seems to have been separated from Youmu.
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Touch it, then bring it back to Youmu.
You find yourself suerounded by dolls and Alice is standing before you.
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"What a welcoming party, eh?"
Of course, after that I'd rummage around in one of my numerous pockets for a bag of gummi worms and offer her one.
And then pull out a package of the sour ones for myself. Because a gentleman who offers gummi candies that come in two kinds does well to carry both.
Hey, there's everyone's favorite hellcrow, Okuu!
But she looks like she's just been through one hell of a storm, not to mention a breakup.
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Carefully, and politely offer to take her out for a drink. Once she starts to cheer up a little, start talking about random things, eventually meeting up with Orin, then having such a blast that Okuu completely forgets about what happened before (which really wouldn't take all that much effort).
What would you do if you were having a wild party with Orin and Okuu, and then Satori appears?
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Try and get her really, really drunk, otherwise she'd be a huge killjoy.
After everyone is completely pissed outta their faces at said party Koishi appears! How do you react?
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Mumble drunkenly about fish, and how they taste good.
And then proceed to sing drunkenly about toast.
The ever-drunken oni, Yuugi Hoshiguma, has appeared to join the party!
Looks like she's trying to find someone who can out-drink her.
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(Places several bowls of sake down and smiles.)
Honestly Yuugi; you know no human round here can drink at your level. To save them, some what, I suppose I'll drink against you this time.
...
Seems like you brought the bridge princess along too.
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Cheer her up by getting her a beautiful dress and some jewelries, but make sure that everyone else wear lower quality dresses and jewelries so that she doesn't become jealous.
Cirno wants to go to... the Sahara Desert.
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Let her :V
Youmu invites you to Hakugyokurou for a sushi-fest with Yukari (who uses her gap powers to catch fish, remove poisons and parasites, and keep the fish cold and fresh) and Youmu.
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Do my best to make sure I got some of the good ones before Yuyuko ate all of them, meanwhile, some body of water, where Yukari's gap is taking fish from, will mysteriously become a dead body free of all life. But hey, we'll be well fed, right?
Speaking of fish, what would you do if you ran into Nitori while she was working on an all terrain vehicle?
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Can I have a ride on it once you're done? :V
Shrine Maiden Marisa appears to save the day from yet another incident! With her good friend, Reimu the Not-So-Ordinary Magician!
-
Be Sakuya the Sleeping gatekeeper with Meiling the Top Maid.
Mima has returned.
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MIMA-SAMAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA~!
Chen is playing with a ball of yarn.
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Nothing. I'd have lost all the blood in my body faster than a roadrunner at that moment. :ohdear:
A Giant Unnamed Catfish.
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Anyone up for fish n' chips? :moogy:
Flandre goes ballistic.
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Go, Meiling! Use DynamicPunch!
Alice appears with her Goliath Doll!
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There is only one thing left to do at this point...
BE CIRNO!
And so, instead of meeting Cirno... You ARE Cirno. :derp:
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I think I'm going to cyro-freeze something with a side of english beef...
Stop, Hammer time! Yukari has on a Hammer Bros suit!
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I laugh my ass off and get clobbered in return.
Class is starting, Keine-sensei is calling out for all her students and for some reason is pointing at you.
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Tell her I did all my homework.
Kogasa is right behind you...
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Knock her into the nearest tree.
"Ick, I'm sorry! You surprised me, there, and I get a little trigger happy when someone sneaks up on me."
She'd be in pain, but she'd be happy that she succeeded. :3
What would you do if you met Yuka in the middle of a cemetery, in the middle of the night, while she's bearing a rather sadistic grin?
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Yuka? Yuuka or Yukari or is there a gap in my lore? This could mean the difference between life and death but...
"So, what's a fair, fine lady such as yourself doing in a place like this? *wink*"
Suddenly, Yuka transforms into Chen!
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"I'm not getting fooled by your tricks Nue, I know it's really you."
Oh look, it actually IS Nue! Is not big surprise.
She's looking kinda depressed that her disguise was seen right through though.
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Just turn around and walk away, cause Nue is clearly up to something and it's better to not get involved.
It's the middle of day; but it has suddenly become really, really dark.
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Share some mochi with Rumia so she won't eat me.
Speaking of sweet pastries made of rice flour, Suika and Yuugi want to eat dango and drink with you, even if you don't wanna drink alcohol.
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Buy non-alcoholic beer. Yes, those stuff do exist.
Reisen can't use headphones properly due to the placement of her ears.
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She can always get a headpiece or something :V
Momizi is about to eat chocolate! What do you do?!
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Chocolate? Did you say chocolate? Chocolate? CHOCOLATE! CHOCOLATE!! CHOCOLATE!!!
A sadistic Tenshi appears in your room, giving you that Yuka-smile
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DAMMIT NUE STOP MESSING WITH ME.
Speaking of Yuuka, she'd like to offer you some jasmine tea in her flower garden.
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Jasmine's a flower. Ask if she would not prefer normal tea instead.
Warning flags set to 11.
Reimu and her allies would like to 'politely' ask to donate all that you have on you. (http://danbooru.donmai.us/post/show/457478)
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Call the police...
"Hello? Officer? There's a robbery here at-" *boom*
Chen is cosplaying as Ran, complete with realistically-fluffy tails...
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"RAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAN!!!!!!!!!!!"
You notice that Minoriko has two left legs (referring to her official artwork).
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Call a....Whatever th- Oh yeah, Surgeon.
"Hello, I seem to be with a girl that has to left legs and needs a right one."
Her sister notices you calling someone.
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This looks like the start of an important quest, full of monsters, laughter, and heartache and all around character development for the Aki sister. I don't get involved and let the Aki sisters handle Aki sister related shenanigans.
SUDDENLY! KOGASA!
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OH SHI-
Would you like a friend?
Yes, I was surprised.
OH SHIT IT'S FLANDRE. Oh never mind, she just wants a hug.
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Hug her from behind-I want to make sure those hands don't kyuu me.
Even more important, don't let her know the motives.
Suddenly, you find an umbrella over the pair of you. It's Sakuya...holding Kogasa.
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My brain cannot compute. I'm going to run away.
Murasa's ship has crashed into your house. The captain herself is sleeping at the wheel.
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Well, ain't this something else? Huh... I guess my cheap landlord is going to have to do something now. Wait... Minamitsu-san, you okay? Oh, right, ghost. Well, I guess I'll just walk away then...
What would you do if Flandre kyuu'd your house?
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Ask her if she can "kyuu" concepts and kyuu away the destroyed part :V
An army of hungry Remibats is swarming you.
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I would redirect those bats with a piece of Nazrin cheese... :V
Ok, so you find a GIANT MUSHROOM, and Marisa is on top, humming Aya's theme. What to do?
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Throws Spores at the Mushroom.
The Three Mischievous Fairies are up to no good!
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"You broke Cirno's house again, didn't you? That's not very nice you know... Little fairies like you, need to be punished." Cue Spellcard duel.
Kaguya's getting bored. Like, really bored.
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Invite Mokou over. That'll get a party started. Itll HEAT things up, and she'll try to BURN the compettition.
Oh no! Chen stole your bread!
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She better come back with a sandwich.
Satori just read your mind.
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Don't think about sex, don't think about sex, don't think about sex! Meowmeowmeowmeow Meowmeowmeowmeow Meowmeowmeowmeowmeowmeowmeowmeow...
You were confronted by Reimu's donation box. Yes, it's become a Tsukogami after ages of neglect.
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Here, have the ten dollars I got for selling my lock... What, you don't accept this?
Orin appears riding Kogasa's rainbow.
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Take grazing to a whole new level, riding danmaku!
Nue, Satori, Aya, Youmu, Yuka, and Nitori are charging towards you.... while riding on top of Nitori's subjugated Battle Bears!
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Bear cavalry oh god oh god oh god oh god we're pretty much :V-ed
Okay, calm down, calm down... "Are you the knights who say 'ni?' "
While sorrounded by the bear cavalry, the last two members of house Yakumo arrive on top of trycicles.
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I'd make my peace with God, nature, and Buddha, and enjoy a rather uncomfortable death after laughing at Ran and Chen on tricycles.
What would you do if you were confronted with a Kotohime dressed as a military commando, complete with several guns, grenades, and enough explosives to level half the Human Village?
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I'd distract her with shiny objects, then invite her over for tea. :3
Shou appears riding on an elephant.
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Go out for some tea before stealing her elephant for my own purposes...
MANnosuke appears, being carried by his own personal harem of girls from HRtP to TD
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*high fives MANnosuke*
Watch out! One homing knife is coming your way, and its got an angry face!
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*high fives MANnosuke*
Watch out! One homing knife is coming your way, and its got an angry face!
Try to do the matrix but fail. Sakuya comes along immediately after, and she doesn't look too happy.
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Nothing. Yukari gapped the previous Touhou away.
Speaking of getting gapped away, Yukari summons a train. What do?
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Meiling will jump out, yell "ILL HELP!!!", and stop the train with her pinkie.
:V
Ran has served you hot chocolate on a cold, snowy day. It smells like peaches.
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Make sure it's not from the moon.
A huge sign appears on Reimu's door, saying: "NOW CONSPIRING. PLEASE WAIT WARMLY"
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Make sure it's not from the moon.
A huge sign appears on Reimu's door, saying: "NOW CONSPIRING. PLEASE WAIT WARMLY"
Hide the kids, wives, husbands, Marisa, Alice, the Scarlet devil mansion...
Underground, you find Suika benchpressing Tenshi and the Keystone!
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Have Suika kick Tenshi's ass before any shenanigans starts.
Parsee wants a hug.
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And a hug she shall get.
You have a dollar. Now you have a chibi-Reimu biting on your hand.
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Donate and die happy in a nosebleed explosion.
A genderbent Kourin appears!
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Comment on how eerily similar he looks to Yuki Nagato.
Meiling and Sakuya vs. Youmu and Ran in a cookoff!
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Yuyuko has dibs on judging. Contemplate who is benefiting more from this.
Yukari is simultaneously playing three board games with people across gensyoko. You walk in on this.
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I help her sink Nitori's ship, spell ACQUISITIVENESS on Scrabble against Akyu, but we lost to Cirno on Connect 4.
Parsee's jealous of your pants.
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Prepare the holy drink for such an occasion. Oh, and try to predict where Suika will throw the M.
Yukari on Chen's tricycle...wearing Chen's clothes...
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Comment on how cute she is doing that.
(http://i910.photobucket.com/albums/ac305/2010man/th_5f828e45c08d968f78c5613d9db5fdde.jpg) (http://s910.photobucket.com/albums/ac305/2010man/?action=view¤t=5f828e45c08d968f78c5613d9db5fdde.jpg)
That's your car (or your family's).
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WOOHOO! NICE ONE CIRNO! Now unfreeze it...
A random meteor falls from the sky, lands 1 foot in front of you, and almost kills you. Mokou appears and says: Oops, my bad! I forgot you were standing there!
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Tell her to be more careful next time.
You notice that Rin has a total of four ears (her cat and humans ears).
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Pull dem ears.
Tenshi runs out onto the road in front of your car.
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Do her a favour and run her over, brake, reverse, run her over the second time, reverse yet again and stop. Come out of my car and ask, "I'm sorry, was that enough?"
Nue is cosplaying as Cirno cosplaying as Suika dressed up as a miko with both Sanae's and Reimu's accessories...
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Oh god, loli inception.
Okuu goes ballistic!
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Ballistic? Like a Ballista? You know, To fight Jhenny? (http://monsterhunter.wikia.com/wiki/Jhen_Mohran)
Dude, I dont care if I made a sword from the god damned Alatreon, She's got a god damned laser. I'd take her hunting with my anyday.
Ran ran from Monster Chen!
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Run away with her, screaming CHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEN~!
Cirno has invented AC (in Gensokyo)!
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Catch an air-conditioner cold!
Rumia accidentally bumps into you.
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Give her a great big hug for no good reason, waiting for her blush furiously, then kiss her on the forehead before going into Omochikaeri mode and taking her home, leaving anyone watching in a state of stunned surprise.
What would you do if you saw a giant Yuuka walking to the nearest city, looking ready to spark the place to the ground?
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Sacrifice myself to save my fellow countrymen-somehow. (http://safebooru.org/index.php?page=post&s=view&id=592951)
Suddenly, Cho-Marisa!
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Suddenly I run!
Nitori crashed myyour computer. How do you plan on punishing her~
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Well, good. Now you can build me a better one. It's no big deal really, just get to work.
Aya's holding an embarrasing photo of you, grinning ear to ear.
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*Shows Aya the dirty images of her on Danbooru* :smug:
Nue is abusing her Seed of Nonidentification, turning every single thing into herself. You're next!
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Use 6 Zoroark for a mindclusterfuck.
Remilia invites you over for blood free tea with the SDM residents. Including Flandre.
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What kind of blood is it free of? Better be smart before doing anything else.
Kyouko is holding up this sign (http://www.software-labo.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/03/yahoo-logo.jpg).
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:facepalm.jpg:
You goofball...
Hey look, it's Nue...But something's not right, looks like she's really down in the dumps.
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Hey, cheer up!.... Who the hell are you?
Satori can't find her Third Eye.
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"Ok I know what you're thinking but you're wrong. I didn't steal it and the bulge under my shirt does not look like a single moob."
Yuugi's passed out drunk in your front lawn.
-
Quick! Try to make her sake drop!
Momiji is foaming at the mouth and is wandering aimlessly.
-
Oh god. Better shoot her down, or at LEAST take that sword of hers!
Wild Daiyousei appeared! Command?
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Give her candy.
There's a massive storm outside, and all of a sudden, you see Kogasa being blown across the sky by the strong wind, screaming the whole time.
-
Be surprised because my house is now in Gensokyo.
The gatekeeper of the Scarlet Devil Mansion is here to save the day! Yes, it's...
Namazu! Saving the day by kicking the backside of Giant Unnamed Chinese Girl, Hong Meiling!
-
Wake Nitori up from that really awkward dream of hers.
The the mysterious ball of light, the mid-boss of Touhou 13's first stage, wishes that it had a human form so that it can be as popular as Daiyousei and Kokakuma, both of whom were originally unnamed, and the former's name isn't even considered official.
-
You mean its not Mima? :derp:
Speaking of Mima, She is now a chibi-neko-tsundere!
-
Give her milk, watch her drink it, and then hear her say, "I didn't drink it because I'm thankful that you gave me something to drink!"
Momiji is crying because she doesn't have an official artwork, and she's not like Daiyousei and Koakuma, both of whom originally didn't have names, and the former's name isn't even considered official.
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"Don't cry, Momiji, but look at how popular you are in spite of that! Heck, you're more popular than several stages bosses for crying out loud."
Mystia and Minoriko have set their stalls next to each other and are fiercely competing for customers. What to do?
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Buy from them both.
Wriggle let her hair grow long so that she looks more like a girl.
-
yay! :V
Nitori is out of cucumbers, and the store is all out! What to do?
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Take her to the closest cucumber farm thingy.
You thought you saw Aya, but it seems that she has disappeared.
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Take her to the closest cucumber farm thingy.
You thought you saw Aya, but it seems that she has disappeared.
Make sure there is a 0% chance of any underwearing showing, at any cost.
You walk in to the Hakurei shrine Marisa and Reimu. You hear Reimu finish "...the aristocrats!"
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Turn around and close the door.
Kisume is in your boot.
-
I do a bad Woody from Toy Story impression. "There's a girl in my boot!"
Yuuka let herself into your house.
-
Me: "Hey a sunflower garden ~" *attacked by parasol*
Marisa's on mushrooms, and not the fungus kind. What's next?
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Why this of course! (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=imvSdt0Hxb0)
However, Ichirin would like to know what the hell is going on.
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"Here, it's ecstasy. You should take it." and then we dance.
Kogasa pops out of your toilet- unexpectedly!
-
".......WHAT. *eyetwitch*"
Yuuka draws near!
But she looks really depressed over something...
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Yuuka draws near!
But she looks really depressed over something...
Offer her a handkerchief and somewhere quiet to discuss the matter-it's something, at least...
The matter is interrupted, however, by Lily White, who does nothing more than put a reassuring hand on Yuuka's shoulder.
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Lily: "IT'S SPRING, CHEER UP ALREADY!!!!"
Nearby Letty prepares an avalanche, assisted with Cirno's blizzard.
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Shouldn't it be the other way around? Cirno starting an avalanche involves her becoming a snowball herself, and its common knowledge that its not a avalanche unless someone is caught in a snowball!
Besides, Letty's too fat to make a snowball.
Letty is now crying that I called her fat, while I have no regrets.
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I offer her to sit in my fatty corner with me and we sit around and plot the downfall of Regina George.
Yukari is now your math teacher.
-
I am now part of the area under her gap.
Patchouli now teaches literature. Not big surprise.
-
Well, if there's anyine who can make literature interesting for me, it's Patchouli. *enrolls in the class*
Rikako is now your science teacher. What's up with this school? :V
-
Rikako? Science? Count me in!
Just keep me away from the volatile compounds, I can't be trusted to not level half the school.
What's all this then? Nue's teaching Drama? Never would've guessed that.
-
What kind of unidentified nonsense is this?... *signs up*
You forgot your homework! Keine is coming to headbutt you.
-
Oh, hey sensei, um.. uh... at least send my flying in the direction of Youkai Mountain?
What would you do if you were in Rika's shop class?
-
Ask if I can ride either her Lotus Tank or Evil Eye Sigma if I get a good grade.
Kanako is croaking like a frog.
-
Ask her what other things she does to pass the time.
Suika is holding a boulder and is about to toss it somewhere.
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Let's see if you can reach the little bridge princess' house from here. If you do, all the booze you can drink. My treat...
*15 minutes later...*
Goddamn, why did I come up with this idea in the first place? TT.TT
Here comes your new physics teacher! Yes, that's right! It's the one and only, super genius,...
Cirno!
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Oh boy! *signs up*
...Flandre is your new Geography Teacher.
-
In her first lesson, she teaches us a brutal lesson about how geography is always changing by blowing up Australia. ; u ;
It's lunch time! Medicine sits next to you and eyes your sandwich.
-
Give it to her in fear of getting exposed to poison gas.
Kanako just made you Sanae's fianc?.
-
Sure, why not? A shrine maiden is fine too...
Remilia just made you the new chief maid...
-
That's not bad, though I'm worried about Sakuya, who got demoted, glaring at me from behind...
Reimu is looking at you with a really, really, really, really cute and beautiful smile.
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Stare blankly and say "hi".
Moe Yuuka wants you to help her garden grow~
-
Gladly accept for more Youkai Moe.
Speaking of Youkai Moe, Kogasa is watching you.
-
Look around panicked trying to figure out what's about to happen.
Tewi hands you a shovel that looks like it has just been used.
-
Pound her into mochi~
Kaguya and Mokou are confessing their pure tsundere love fighting again. They look rather crazy. WHAT DO
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Kick back, Make sure no sort of innards hit me from my watching point, and make sure to
watch the make-up sexbet some money on one of them.
Speaking of betting, Manosuke runs a casino.
-
Even clothes are fair game for bets! Lost everything? Wear a fundoshi. And then proceed to get your arse beaten by this bastard.
Chou Marisa entered the King of Fighters tournament!
-
GET PREGNANT FROM ITS RIPPLING AAAABS
USC Yuuka is on a rampage. You have a BFG. What do
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Spam that BFG like there's no tomorrow - SHIT I'm out of energy cells! In that case there's always lots and lots of rockets.
Reimu uses her OHKO spellcard from Hisoutensoku (forgot name) towards your direction.
-
Counter with summoning Chuck Norris and Oni-Miko.
Flandre is raiding your fridge.
-
I no longer own that fridge.
Remilia is raiding your bed. No, you are not in it, nor were you preparing to get in it. It's noon, dammit.
-
I sleep during the day, so if she's raiding my bed at noon, she's sleeping with me. And I wouldn't complain a bit. :3
What would you do if Sakuya found you sleeping with her mistress, knives raised in preparation for retribution?
-
Chuck Remi at her and bail as fast as I can.
Team 9 is playing tag and you're it.
-
Tag Rumia. So nano-freaking-ka it is.
You find Cirno out in the arctic. :derp:
-
"Cirno seems to be ice skating on bare feet time to do the same thing and join in the fun :D"
You caught Star Sapphire hidening behind a tree in a forest.
-
Say Slenderman's watching her.
Yukari is making a "get in my van, I have candy, little boy~" face at you.
-
Tell her nicely that it's not nice to raid other people's fridge and then give her a candy. I'll also pat her on the head.
Kaguya wants to go skiing, but it's summer...
-
NEETs should invest in random stuff to keep them from going out of their caves.. One of them being a video ski device or game. If she wants golf, well, there's video golf, and so on.
In the meantime, Eirin needs morphine for one of her operations, but Kaguya used it all for soda shakes two days ago, with some "what's good for NEET princess is..." message.
-
Lecture Kaguya for her about why taking things without permission is bad.
Tokiko is about to tell you her real name.
-
Listen intently.
ZUN is making lame pad/neet/donations jokes. Your blood is boiling. Wat do?
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Use a forbidden template in an attempt to explain why he might do such a thing. (http://img397.imageshack.us/img397/6487/1227762377713zd9.png)
Kaguya and Sanae want to create a three-man crew with you on an MMO. Kaguya called heavy artillery, and Sanae's the healer. Wat do?
-
Use a forbidden template in an attempt to explain why he might do such a thing. (http://img397.imageshack.us/img397/6487/1227762377713zd9.png)
Kaguya and Sanae want to create a three-man crew with you on an MMO. Kaguya called heavy artillery, and Sanae's the healer. Wat do?
I'm the sniper~ or... something.
Kaguya. Mokou. Your ass. On SSBM. No items. Fox only. Final destination.
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Good thing I'm the best in New York with Fox eh? Good fucking game bro. Good fucking game.
Kaguya, Mokou, Super Smash Bros. Kaguya's Fox is better then Isai's, while Mokous just sitting around doing pretty much nothing.
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What was that explosion?!
It's Nitori doing SCIENCE!
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Ask if i can help her with whatever she is doing, it SCIENCE after all.
You see awierd looking hat with eyes. As you get closer, that hat's owned jumps out of a nearby bush.
It's Suwako!
-
Go swimming with her in a nearby valcano, because it's Gensokyo, and that somehow makes sense as a strange past time for the extreme.
What would you do if you found Mokou throwing Kaguya into a volcano?
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Insert orinpopcorn.jpg
Yukkuri Yoshika appears!
-
Keep it as a pet! Wait, I thought fan-made characters aren't allowed to be used in this topic. Yukkuris are fan-made, but Yoshika isn't... I don't know...
Yukari broke her back.
-
Walk out with a feeling of an odd sense of accomplishment.
Yorihime is looking for ways to improve her PR with the Earthicans.
-
Find the cure for all types of cancer with her.
Tewi is rickrolling you.
-
CapSlam the btich. (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zSDGSRUbdP4)
Reisen is armed-with your arms.
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Faint from shock as my arms are missing, and die of blood loss.
AYAYAYAYA (HATATATATA) would like to ask you a few questions.
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Aya-sama? Uh, yeah, sure, I'll answer anything you ask, just don't sneak into my house anymore! Wait, those habits... well... err... *tells everything*
What would you do if you saw Kotohime mowing your lawn?
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Sigh and call the police, oh, wait...
Going inside, you see that Pajamas!Yuuka has taken up residence in your bed, what course of action do you take?
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Let her sleep there.
All of the cast is looking at you, grinning a "get in my van" grin.
-
Back away slowly, then run for it, only to get hit by a Gap-Train or something.
Speaking of gaps, oh no wait, Sakuya's knives.
There's an impenetrable dome of them.
-
Blast them away.
You, a Colt SAA forged from the souls of demons, and Youmu and Sakuya in a shootout/duel thing.
-
I'd try to hit Sakuya first, she'd stop time, then Youmu would give me the run through, cleaving through me and the gun, then those two would fight to a draw. Who wins? Everyone watching. Who loses? The gun, because the things Roukanken cannot cut are next to none.
What would you do if you ran into Mima while she was in rage mode?
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Duck behind some sunflowers in hopes that she'll break one and let Yuuka deal with her.
You see Marisa and Alice walking down the street and being stalked by Patchy who is being stalked by Remi who being stalked by Sakuya who is being stalked by Youmu who is being stalked by Reisan who is being stalked by Sanae.
-
Stalk Sanae, be stalked by Shou who is stalked by Nazrin who is stalked by Orin who is stalked by Satori...
Captain Murasa has decided to become a pirate. Will you join her crew?
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Oh dear. (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oFHs1fOyVfA#t=1m14s)
FUCKING NINJAD
No fuck murasa
SUDDENLY NEKO PATCHY
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HAU! KAWAII! OMOCHIKAERI! :getdown:
*cough*. I mean uh... Nipa! :3 (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fL1HA4tCxU4&playnext=1&list=PLA69DF48DF7EAF89A)
Suika, Reimu and Marisa decide to form a light music club.
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I'll... probably pass, and hope Suika doesn't notice me sneaking away.
Cho-Marisa is offering you Old Spice.
-
Now with even more odor blocking powerrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I'd say that, just like that. :3
What would you do if you ran into Kana Anaberal in a deserted mansion in the middle of the night?
-
Call the Ghostbusters.
You're handcuffed to Kotohime for some reason.
-
Consider how ironic it is, since Kotohime is a policewoman.
SUDDENLY, Iku throws a orb of thunder at you.
-
Hope it misses, or there's a chance of paralysis or super-creepers.
Tenshi replaced Grey Fox in your Metal Gear Solid game.
-
Funny, I didn't hear her say "HURT ME MOAR".
:<
Suddenly, Rumia is Batman.
-
Humanity is DOOMED. DOOMED! :trollface:
Yuuka appears on [Country Here]'s Got Talent as a music sensation. :flowerpower:
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She immediately wins, due to the judges fearing for their lives... no, for their country's safety.
Yuuka plays the Deliverance banjo.
-
I'd sit down and listen to her. As long as I respect her and show no fear we could be good good friends. Powerful friends :V
You meet Koishi as your psychologist at rehab.
-
Sit down and have a relatively friendly conversation even though I would be a bit "um.....what.....okay, just go with the flow"
You see Chen climbing a tree.
-
Honk my tricycle horn at her.
You see the Prizmriver sisters in Serbian BDUs and with straight faces playing this. (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=C7G4o29bv2s)
-
:V :V :V
I didn't know Lyrica had a DX-7!
Meiling steals one of the soldiers' accordion,
-
She proceeds to force Patchouli to exercise with it. :V
You find Marisa's Hakkero.
-
Annihilate Tenshi with the power of Love! Because she loves pain.
You find Okuu. She claimed to be the ruler of the world.
-
Ask how her it was like when she was the ruler of the world. She "claimed" to be one, not "claims", right?
Kisume's in a crate.
-
get out of there bucket loli
(you are a bucket loli, you do not belong in a crate)
You and ZUN are part of a manzai.
-
"Hey ZUN, What sound does a motorcycle make?"
"ZUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUN."
Gengetsu's keeping me awake at night. And by me, I mean you!
-
Night? I have no trouble with being kept up at night.
It's being kept up in the morning that i have trouble with. (Nocturnal y'know.)
Oh look, there's a bunch of fluffy tails around the corner!
But they're lower than they should be.....it's chibi!Ran! And she's having trouble reaching the tofu, what do?
-
After the nosebleed is finished, walk over and bring the tofu down for Ran, then enjoy watching the cute faces she makes while eating, promptly leading to Omochikaeri mode. :D
What would you do if you were woken up by Aya taking pictures of you while you were sleeping?
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Fling one of my pillows at her in a sleepy haze, and stagger out of bed to find something to eat.
And if she's still there afterwards, well, i have no clue what then.
Hey...there's a distinctive parasol if ever there was one!
It's chibi!Yukari! And like Ran earlier, she's trying to get at something on a high shelf.
...Wrinkle cream? Why the heck is she trying to get at that?
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H-H-HAAAAAAG! (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oFHs1fOyVfA#t=2m31s)
no wait dont cry you'll make me cry too i'm sorry i didnt mean it was just a joke ;_;
Adult Chen is now beating you down for being mean to Chibi Yukari.
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Die of a nosebleed before she manages to hit me.
Komachi is now the new judge of the dead!
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"I could make it easy for you and judge myself, if you want..."
Shikieki is now on your head.
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The weight of a thousand sins crushes me like a pancake.
Marisa crashes into you.
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Get her medical aid. She hurt herself from the crash. Wait, I'm also injured...
(http://images2.wikia.nocookie.net/__cb20090529083238/uncyclopedia/images/c/c2/Flyingcat.jpg)
You caught this on your camera. Imagine that's Chen. Pic found on Uncyclopedia, by the way.
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Immediately organize an expedition to Gensokyo.
You're standing at attention and Reisen II is trying to chew you out.
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Stare and blink for a few moments before shooting her in the face with danmaku and taking charge (Lunar Rabbits just aren't what they used to be)
What would you do if you ran into Wriggle dressed as a samurai warrior?
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Join her in adventures of glory with Meira and Konngara, as a crack squad of hotshot Samurai for-hire!
...If you saw EX-Keine charging at your ass, in order to cave some unfortunate SOB behind you?
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Fucking move!
You walk in on Reisen and Eirin... doing... stuff.
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Yell "RABBIT ABUSE" and then run away.
You run into one of Tewi's pranks (to be more exact, you fall into a pit). Tewi looks down into it and laughs at you.
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Climb out and lay down a pitfall filled with rubber snakes. When she falls in, fill it with real snakes as she tries to climb out. Don't worry, they're not venomous, I think...
It looks like Satori has finally snapped! She's now playing soccer with her Third Eye. You see Koishi giggling in the bushes.
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Check to see if it's that annoying Psycho Koishi. If it is, brutally murder her.
Aya hands you a pedophile detection quiz - you are to look at all the photographs of assorted Touhoes and determine if their smile is that of a kid fiddler's.
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It's actually Nue, and it's a trap! They're pictures of pervy old men (and Kourin).
You're playing on a fairly popular MMO. You decide to stop in the human village. Suddenly, you die because an angry lycanthrope kills you dead. Okay, maybe you decide to go level in the Bamboo Forest. Nope, suddenly your screen goes dark, and you die. You try again, and you make it into the bamboo forest, only to fall into a pit and die. Too bad. You head to the river to train instead, and while talking to the boatman, you get judged, and unsurprisingly, die. This, btw, is not a Touhou MMO. You walk into a flower field, only to, once again, die, this time to a giant magical laser from a clearly beautiful, but also unbalanced green-haired country music star. What do you do?
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Fucking respawn and bitch on the official forums about making Yuuka too overpowered.
For some reason, your MMO character's now <insert favorite touhoe here>.
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LV45 tweaked Master Spark DPS LFG>UFO Instance
Yukari is giving you flying lessons, the only way she know how. By gapping you half a mile above the ground.
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Be like Banshee, SCREAM MY LUNGS OUT! (and hope I don't feel the ground)
Yukari gaps you into Gensokyo! To be exact, you are now in the Moriya Shrine. You take a peek outside the window and realize there's a train coming right at your direction. Yukari giggles from afar...
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Eat spinach to gain the power to stop the train! Yeah, randomness at its best...
Tenshi is displeased with her fanon portrayal.
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China Punch her back to Heaven and give someone responsible the Hisou Sword.
Speaking of China, after teaching you her Roc Killing Fist, Meiling expects payment.
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Here you go, enough caffeine pills to keep an elephant awake for the next century! These ought to last you about a week. Enjoy!
What would you do if you saw Cirno running around dressed as the grim reaper after having stolen Komachi's scythe while she was slacking off?
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Bring Komachi to her so that she can reclaim her scythe and teach Cirno a lesson about stealing other people's things.
Byakuren thinks you're cute.
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Turn red and...
EXPLODE! Real men aint no cutesey puff, real men are huge, buffed hunks whose heavenly looks and divine hair can pierce the heavens and divide by zero!
Speaking of men, Yukari has just genderbent everyone in Gensokyo...
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I'm okay with this. :3
It's Elis' amazing magic show!
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Sit back and enjoy a show full of magical moe goodness.
What would you do if you ran into Sariel at the local tavern?
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"Where's the soon-to-be corpse? I wanna poke it!"
You notice Alice while your walking down your street. She suddenly drops her Grimoire on accident! What would you do?
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Be a man, pick it up and, give it back to her!
What if you were to see Rumia being bullied by Reimu?
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"Hey! Pick on somebody your own size, shrine maiden!"
*Reimu turns around*
"No, wait! Not me! I'm bigger than you, I mean someone your size"
Then promptly get beaten up by her for calling her small/flat... (Wait, did I just imply I'm bigger than her!?)
Surprised? No? Then welcome the new shrine maiden into Gensokyo. Yes, the one just outside the Human Village, the Tatara Shrine. It's the Shrine Maiden of Surprise, Kogasa!
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Not surprisingly Kogasa isn't qualified to perform shrine maiden duties. And even Sanae isn't clearly fit for the job.
During an operation, Eirin asks for suppositories, and Reisen...well...readies them....
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Shit my pants before they even stuff them up.
...
"You stay class, Jack Mackerel."
The new news anchor looks suspiciously like Hata-tan.
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You mean the Hatate with the reallly dark eyeliner? I'd just sit there and take whats coming I guess.
Surprise, It's Kogasa! And this time she's reopening the Tatara Shrine!
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Walk past?
Hobo Reimu with a Shotgun.
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Quick! Throw donations at her! Wait, she's too poor to even have ammo for the thing.
Three Flandres are bullying a Charisma Broken Remilia.
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I should go and help... wait... that goes "Four of A Kind," doesn't it. Oh crap.
'kyuu!'
*boom*
What would you do if you ran into Shinki while roaming through the Forest of Magic?
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Convert into Shinki-ism...
Shrine maiden Kogasa is begging for donations on the streets, holding up a sign saying, "Will do absolutely ANYTHING for some donations..."
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...wait, wasn't Reimu doing just that too not too far away?
Yuuka picks up a distortion guitar and charges at the classical-style Prismrivers. What music will come out of this?
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Free jazz, of course!
Parsee is jealous of you for something.
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/me runs away in fear
Yukari gaps in your house, smiling.
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"Ah, what's the scheme today? Want some tea?"
You've just been invited to join in a campaign of D&D, but when you get to the meeting-place, you find that the GM is Yuuka!
However, you're also playing with Mima, who has chosen the classic Blaster-type Wizard. ("Why yes, I prepared Explosive Runes the other day.")
In addition to Sanae, who has chosen(surprise, surprise), Air and Luck domain Cleric! ("The miracles come naturally~")
However, Cirno's also in the team, as a Fighter. And yes, the INT score is 9.
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I choose no one, As I dont know how to play D&D!
Yuyuko. She's eating Myo- ate Myon. What do you do?
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Turn away to look at Youmu to see if she's okay, but making sure I can still see Yuyuko in the corner of my eye to make sure I don't get eaten as well.
Cirno is the newly-arrived shrine maiden now!
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Donate a penny less then $10, because it makes it $9.99.
...Now Yoshika has a shrine? WHATISTHISIDON'TEVEN-
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It's only a branch of Yoshika's controller's mega shrine network. Who that would be, we'll see once TD comes out.
Yukari, seeing all of this shrine maiden madness, decides to gap in her own shrine elsewhere and, of course, always act like she's 17.
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Go up to said shrine, stare, and say you're not seventeen, and if you're still a maiden after a thousand years... I'll actually donate on a regular basis.
What would you do if you found yourself having tea while talking philosophy with Genji?
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Not drink the tea. Not to my taste, sorry. Other than that, try and debate Camus with him.
Byakuren is chewing out a group of youkai racists that were about to gnaw on you.
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Oh thank you so much miss Byakuren I don't know how I can repay y-WOAH! Hey, stop chewing on them... but it sounds so appetizing... like gummy worms... Is that how youkai meat taste like? Can I have some too?
Hey look over there! Is it a bird? Is it a plane? No, it's the newest shrine maiden flying on her broom! Nope, she's not asking for donations, just stealing them right from your pockets, ze~
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Tell Reimu to do something about her.
Yukari admits that she is old.
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Ran, you're not fooling anyone.
You see a drunk Kogasa wobbling around without her umbrella.
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You see a drunk Kogasa wobbling around without her umbrella.
1.Act Surprise.
2.Act romantic.
3.???
4.Profit!
Yuuka is now preparing...
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Wait warmly for outcome. DOHOHOHOHO
Merlin is on a sugar rush, flying around you in circles.
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So, how should we terrorize the populace today? Don't forget your promise about not killing anyone this time. We have to take a break from that once in a while, you know, to troll people into thinking we've gone soft.
Grab Yuuka, and say "First victim. Don't worry, can't kill her, since she wasn't really living to start with.
What would you do if you ran into a giant Yuugi? (no, it's not Suika pretending to be Yuugi)
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Call Lyrica for help. She's very smart, so she should know what to do.
Byakuren pets you while smiling warmly.
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Nyan...
Look! Up in the sky! Is it a bird? Is it a plane? Is it Marisa again? No! It's Chen! Dressed in a giant poptart and farting rainbows!
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Look! Up in the sky! Is it a bird? Is it a plane? Is it Marisa again? No! It's Chen! Dressed in a giant poptart and farting rainbows!
Note to self: Never eat Yukari's cooking... EVER.
In a fit of Irony, guess who presents you with a plate of Creme Brulee.
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Oh, why thank you, Flan! Let me take a bite out of this-
BOOMIES!
Utsuho is kneeling on the ground, poking at some mushrooms.
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Why are y- *BOOM*
That'll teach me to not poke my nose anywhere involving unknown mushrooms and a nuclear hellraven, eh? :V
A Drunken Kasha has appeared!
Looks lime Orin's been out hittin' the booze with the Oni.
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"Satori! Satori! Orin-"
"What!? She went out partying!? Without calling me out with her!? That Kasha's gonna get the scolding of her life..."
Then I shall watch her bring Koishi with her as the two sisters mess with the poor little cat's mind...
Look! Up in the sky again! No, it's not Marisa. Nor is it Nyan Chen...
It's a drunk Loli Koakuma cosplaying as Patchy with detached sleeves like Reimu's and a Third Leg just like Okuu's, while riding on a broom singing Cirno's Perfect Newspaper holding a camera and taking pictures all over Gensokyo, saying it's for her newspaper and surprising everyone when she says it, all while Dual Master Sparking anything or anyone in her way who doesn't co-operate...
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"THIS IS MADNESS!!!!!!!!!"
Reimu, wearing Tenshi's hat and Yukari's attires, is riding on a horse wearing Eirin's hat, escaping from a Cirno-winged rabbit that has Marisa's hair and is wielding Youmu's swords. They are running across the Garden of the Sun (Yuuka's sunflower field) on a rainy day, and nearby, Yuuka, wearing Iku's hat , Chen's shoes, and Reisen's clothing, is digging a hole to plant yams for unknown reasons while humming Minoriko's theme. Yeah, I came up with that at complete random...
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"THIS IS MADNESS!!!!!!!!!"
Old joke is old but...
(http://i65.servimg.com/u/f65/16/35/02/77/sample10.jpg)
Reimu, wearing Tenshi's hat and Yukari's attires, is riding on a horse wearing Eirin's hat, escaping from a Cirno-winged rabbit that has Marisa's hair and is wielding Youmu's swords. They are running across the Garden of the Sun (Yuuka's sunflower field) on a rainy day, and nearby, Yuuka, wearing Iku's hat , Chen's shoes, and Reisen's clothing, is digging a hole to plant yams for unknown reasons while humming Minoriko's theme. Yeah, I came up with that at complete random...
>On a horse
>Your conversational partner has disconnected.
Yukari turns into a 17 year old.
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Congratulate her on finally becoming a real 17-year old girl.
Ran ditched Chen in favor of Rin.
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Give Chen a tricycle as a consolation prize.
Momiji suddenly growls, "Tonight. You." No one else seems to have noticed this threat.
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Momiji suddenly growls, "Tonight. You." No one else seems to have noticed this threat.
Firstly, I love you for making that reference. (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=G8mW8SJUrZc&feature=channel_video_title)
Secondly,
QUEEEEE?!
(http://i902.photobucket.com/albums/ac230/OnePixelJumpMan/Polnermen.jpg?t=1269594957)
Suddenly, a gap appears in the middle of your chest! Something is comnig out but you-
>_
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(It's actually an Aqua Teen Hunger Force reference...)
Scream like a girl, what else?
The entire cast is staring at you with a trollface.
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Huh... so, Satori told you all about every perverted thought and fantasy I've had and all related visual reading materials I own, huh? So... um... uh... please be gentle?
*insert scene of fantabulously brutal, rainbow death here*
What would you do if you ran into Mima while rolling through the forest at midnight?
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Ah, Mima-sama! what evil schemes shall we plot today?
...why are you looking at me like tha-
*BOOMIES*
huh? is that Cirno and Ran over there? what are they...
*flying while streaking*
...oh boy...
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I would experience a bought of extreme blood loss out of my nasal cavity. I'm pretty sure Aya would be around, burning up at least one whole role of film on it.
What would you do if you saw Chen join the pair, followed shortly by Yukari, was just felt like "trying something different?"
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Die from sheer Chen moe.
Suika, who is sober, asks you to help her quit drinking.
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Alert the presses! It's the end of the world as we know it!
Yuugi comes over, drunk as ever, and challenges you into an arm-wrestling competition.
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Make her use the hand holding the Sake. :V
Cirno has been training to be he strongest, and people are getting worried about her.
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Tell Daiyousei it's fine, fairies are basically immortal and Cirno can go as overboard as she wants.
Nitori made something weird and volunteered you to be the test subject.
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"Excuse me, I have to go. My common sense is telling me that I need to visit her, far far away from this mountain. kthxbai"
Suddenly Yukkuri Aya! Ohhh, Scary scary.
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SHOOT IT.
You find yourself in Ran's tails.
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So fluffy and soft and... what's with that slightly angry face? Why are you holding a spell card?
Aya is saying that she has pictures of you doing something embarrassing.
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Retort that I have naked pictures of her mother. (Ooh, sexy sexy.)
A yukkuri is cuddling your foot.
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Stare for a few moments, give it some food, then walk away. If it follows, throw food in the opposite direction, and run. They're better in small doses, not as permanent companions.
What would you do if you saw Elly looking around for her scythe?
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"Boomerang Scythe? What Boomerang Scythe?" *lamely hides scythe behind my back* >.>UUU
You have VIP tickets to the Prisimrivers' concert tonight!
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"Boomerang Scythe? What Boomerang Scythe?" *lamely hides scythe behind my back* >.>UUU
You have VIP tickets to the Prisimrivers' concert tonight!
(NSFW) I know some people who could better use these tickets... (http://danbooru.donmai.us/post/show/860085/4koma-6-girls-al_bhed_eyes-alcohol-bags_under_eyes)
The gatekeeper just kicked your ass. Hard.
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I regret nothing!
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I regret nothing!
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You HaaaVaveAVE Bor~roken my MIIIINNNNDDD
Also, You-Moo!
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Sounds like something the Seoul Milk company would manufacture.
Speaking of swordwielders, Youmu now wields Ragna's bigass sword.
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And Cirno 'borrowed' Yukianasa from Jin. Onward with shenanigans. :getdown:
Orin and her zombie fairies are doing the THRILLER!
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Ask Orin how is it that zombie fairies can exist when all fairies are immortal.
Remilia promises to only drink a little bit of your blood
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Threaten her with garlic if she insists.
Chen: Arf! Arf! *pants*
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Unmasks Momiji.
You are walking down a road when Remilia appears, Gungir blazing in her hand.
You turn around to run and you find Satori cutting off your escape.
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Think really, really hard about what you're going to do and then chuck Satori at Remilia at the last moment.
You went out drinking with Yuugi and (predictably) had to much and have woken up somewhere you don't recognize. Also with a really bad hangover.
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Think really, really hard about what you're going to do and then chuck Satori at Remilia at the last moment.
You went out drinking with Yuugi and (predictably) had to much and have woken up somewhere you don't recognize. Also with a really bad hangover.
Pretend you are Yuuka and all will be fine.
Speaking of Yuuka, you realise you are actually lying in the middle of the garden of the sun with the aforementioned flower youkai coming at high speed towards you brandishing a loaf of bread, what now?
-
She is actually Mimi from Tales of Legendia, and knowing she's stuck in that game's terrible combat system, unleash flower-friendly danmaku, alert Yuuka, and run.
Nitori brandishes her Megawatt Linear Gun and fires it in your general direction, and yet, all the shots miss. You hear screaming, blood splatters and explosions behind you. Wtf just happened?
-
Turn around to see some fairies screaming at the sight of packages of ketchup getting shot, and further back, some old machines are getting blown up by the shots.
You know how cats offer gifts to their owners, right? Well, Chen just offered you Nazrin.
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Oh, well, thank you little one. *rubs Chen's head*
"Just play along, then run like Hell when this is over" is what I would whisper to Nazrin while this is going on.
What would you do if you Yukari offered to you to have Ran for a day?
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Many things that wouldn't be safe for most human eyes. One of them is hugging her tails *gasps*
Remillia is upset that vampires are classified as undead.
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"Suck it up! ...No, not like that...Gyaaah!"
This thread needs more Patchouli. So, here she is~
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Take her to my college's library. The one farthest from my house is the better choice because it has elevators. (my college is divided into two different campuses that are built faraway from each other).
You go moon viewing. Wait a minute... That's no moon... That's Kikuri!
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It's too big to be a Kikuri. I have a very bad feeling about this.
Ran is being "punished" by Yukari, and Yukari wants your "assistance". What do you do?
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"Assist" her...
Yoshika dressed up in a magical girl costume holding a pink chainsaw...
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"DIE, MONSTER! YOU DON'T BELONG IN THIS WORLD!"
Sorry.
Parsee wants your jell-o.
-
u jelly?
Sango wants to be a touhou character too! She even has a catchphrase, it's PHWEEEEEE!
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Quick! Hire the Doujin Game Programmers!
And now we have Masha envious of the dolphin. What to do?
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Read the OP and remember this is for official characters.
What would you do if you found Ran on one side of the room and her tails on the other?
-
Dammit Yukari!
Yoshika does the THRILLER!
-
Get Orin and join in.
Utsuho has summoned a sun!
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I summoned a father, and they have a tearful reunion.
Suddenly Yukari takes you to gensokyo, only not the one you know. Everyone is a man except for Rinnosuke!
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Collaborate with Yukari to make them all Cho.
Yukari sends you hinaspin.com.
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Collaborate with Yukari to make them all Cho.
Yukari sends you hinaspin.com.
>You have watched 1200 spins of the hinaspin
Also, Chen has taken your clothes.
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Taken my clothes, or taken them off? Because you know, I'm not into that kind of thing. That'd be messed up to do with an animal.
What? I'm not a perv, I meant doing laundry!
Aya's listening to her own theme song. (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sPTOQd9E6gE&feature=related)
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In the same fashion as Reisen-Tewi in M-1 Grand Prix, "Narcissist!"
Lily suddenly is allergic to pollen.
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Lily suddenly is allergic to pollen.
((What, no Ayaception?))
Provide lily with all the help she needs to deliver the message of Spring's arrival without feeling too bad afterwards.
You have recently discovered that Lily, Letty, Shizuka and Morinoko are the same person.
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Punch Lily/Letty/WHAT'S HER FACE in the nose.
Aya uses Peerless Wind God version 5. On top of the already massive pellet rain, she adds on what is essentially Yukari's Border of Life and Death, and for good measure, a barrage of bullets that would make Yoshika's knifespam look like loosely scattered pellets in return. And you have no bombs or lives left.
-
Tell her I stole her pictures of all Momizi's panties.
Hatate is on... twitter? What is this bullshit?!
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All her tweets' contents are archaic by Internet standards. For instance, her most recent one commented on cake, which is more than dead by now.
Nitori plays a MEAN Engie in TF2, and she's already dominated you and your attempts to sap her buildings. That server doesn't allow class, team, or loadout changes, and you have stock Spy stuff (revolver, sapper, plain ol' knife). What do you do?
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Challenge her to an offline danmaku battle and then have tea with her.
You hear a knock on the door and in comes Satorin hell bent on crashing your tea party!
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I dont drink tea.
Sunny is in bandaids and is crying...
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Challenge her to an offline danmaku battle and then have tea with her.
Um...I was referring to within TF2's bounds...in which case you can at least use a duel item and challenge her that way. And then maybe instead of having tea together you then trade a few hats and refined metal. :colonveeplusalpha:
Sunny is in bandaids and is crying...
Whoa, almost misread it as Badlands (TF2 map). If that were the case I'd say go to a simpler class like Soldier or Medic. Stop getting dominated already! damn F2P players, lot of them can't play worth a damn
But as it said "bandaids", I'd ignore her for now, seeing as that may be a set-up for Luna and Star to pull something suspicious while Sunny serves as a distraction.
Somehow, the DNF "stupefy once great figure" syndrome has hit Suika, meaning she gets drunk after only one beer. To make matters worse she is heading to a drinking festival....
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Grab Aya and have some fun at the expense of a certain Oni and everyone she comes into contact with.
What would you do if you found Yukari gapped your head onto Reimu's body (while she got your body)?
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See if I can't use the power of the yin yang orbs.
Speaking of a gap, you fall into one and dodge a series of punji stakes. Tewi!!
What do you do?
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Get Reisen to help me get back at her by bagging her and making her Eirin's new guinea pig.
Youmu wearing Sakuya's pads, with Ran's and Chen's tails, holding Laevatein and Gungnir while shooting Yin Yang orbs out of her mouth; wings sprouting from her back looking suspiciously like Nue's. Oh no, she's looking at you with her red eyes, making the room spin as she walks towards you challenging you to a sake drinking competition using Suika's gourd! Wat do?
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Stare for a couple of seconds, then scream "SHE FELL IN THE TOXIC WASTE AGAIN" and run like hell.
You're walking and are suddenly tripped up, falling on your face. You find yourself surrounded by dolls and you look up, spotting Alice who looks extremely furious for an unknown reason. What do you do?
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Ask her why she is angry. She replies, saying that I accidentally stepped on one of her dolls that is lying on the ground for whatever reason. I picked it up, clean and fix it, and then return it to her. It may not be perfect, but at least she's not that angry anymore.
You meet the kappas from in Wild and Horned Hermit. Here's a fan art of them:
(http://i910.photobucket.com/albums/ac305/2010man/th_272e9ed5d9959a5aa37c270be9be6207.jpg) (http://s910.photobucket.com/albums/ac305/2010man/?action=view¤t=272e9ed5d9959a5aa37c270be9be6207.jpg)
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*death by moe*
You encounter Komachi, and she's not procrastinating for once.
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Shit's going down. Prepare for a fight. Well then again...
Shikieiki-sama asks for your help in fighting Yuuka.
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Me? To fight Yuuka? But I...Huh, guess Shikeiki needs a meat shield...In that case, let's die for (great) justice!
Yuyuko is in your garden, surrounded by butterflies. Hmm?
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Stop doing Lily's job, damnit!
Tenshi doesn't need that stupid Rainbow Sword anymore! She recently upgraded to the Fuuenken (Sol's sword in the Guilty Gear games), and while it doesn't allow for Scarlet Weather Rhapsody of All Mankind, the ability to Dragon Install combo the other SWR characters more than makes up for it.
And Tasofro put that version as an extra boss in that game - you're up against her.
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Ho ho, you think you can pull off Gengetsu rape time, now, don't you? Weapon or not your still Tenshi!
*After epic fight of the Titans, I win; Tenshi still "wins" since she gets a good beat down*
What would you do if you ran into Gengetsu?
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Ho ho, you think you can pull off Gengetsu rape time, now, don't you? Weapon or not your still Tenshi!
*After epic fight of the Titans, I win; Tenshi still "wins" since she gets a good beat down*
What would you do if you ran into Gengetsu?
It's not rape time if I'm willing...I am ready.
Sadly, this technique may not work against the incoming master spark-what do?
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Deflect it with my bare hand, cause that's how i roll.
You're surrounded by the pellet rain of Illusionary Dominance. A laser is fast approaching. You have no immediate area to move.
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Bomb! Now! And then wonder about where the hell that laser came from.
Speaking of lasers, curvy lasers! Fired at you by Shou.
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FUCK THIS SHIT!
*uses Madoka-style hammerspace to summon tons of mirrors. Lasers are light, aren't they?*
Oh wait, she shoots bullets too.
OH FUUUUU-
The mirror strategy somehow held. Unfortunately for you, Byakuren's got a new trick -- rather than just danmaku like in th12, in th13.3, she's got access to her physical buff magic, and is now beating the living snot out of you!
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Cast a generic RPG debuff spell then run
You notice that even though it's daytime it's pitch black and then hear Rumia's laughter
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Let her walk to you. Eventually she'll bump into a tree.... I hope.
Suika offers you a sake. What do
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Well, time to get smashed! (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8XrGO6vsFPQ)
Oh look, Youmu's joined in the party!
Looks like she's pretty well smashed herself. Can't even stand up straight on account of all the booze.
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Get her on the couch and take away her fucking blade before she saws my head in half
For some reason, there's a T-Rex in Parsee's clothes outside your house.
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Jealoussic Park? (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=X-N6YxVgjok)
Iku is having a dance off with Tenshi, Yuuka, Mima and Shinki, unfortunately Shikieiki has a lot of work to do so you've been appointed as the judge. What do?
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Black. The performance was sloppy and needs moar Manzai!
Reimu decides that you must eat her Happousai. OR ELSE. (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TFXRQm_1Z6Y)
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Enjoy it warmly while girls are preparing.
What would you do if you found Kotohime dressed as a Miko in front of a quickly put together, yet somehow not shabby shrine?
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Donate, then alert the administrators of the local asylum.
Kurumi is approaching you with a hungry look in her eyes.
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Lie and tell her that I'm a Celestial. They're poison to Vampires.
Suddenly, Parsee is wearing something from all the characters in the game, looks like the jealousy got to her. :ohdear:
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Either that or she couldn't decide what to wear for a cosplay festival. And then when she arrives she gets jealous of everyone else's custom designs.
Parsee runs a mobile communications company now, as my avvy and current name indicate.
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Such clear quality and no dropped calls that far underground? I'm jealous.
After pulling three all nighters, you finished a thesis on the American-Madagascar War of 1864. But Keine got really drunk and it made that it never happened.
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Made what never happen?
You are on your way to the Prismrivers concert!
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Get ready to do a Shino and pull a guitar out of nowhere! XD
One massive party is GO! Minoriko is really drunk and there's some strange device nearby. What do?
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Run in case of Nitori's designing another weapon to go dungeon crawling. Last thing you want is her testing it on you.
While Nitori was testing the Megawatt Linear Gun with Meiling, out of terror, Meiling punches the shell, and it goes flying into Lily White
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Oh dear. I would go and help poor Lily, making sure she was okay and taking her to see Eirin if necessary, then go and give a stern lecture to both Nitori and Meiling.
What would you do if you ran in to Shikieiki, while she was on one of her precious few breaks?
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I'd donate a lot of money to an orphanage and then burn it down afterwards all in front of her. And then ask where I stand.
You see Marisa doing a magic trick, she's floating Reimu in mid-air!
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Don't care if it's Gensokyo's two best incident solvers, I'm still calling them out on it.
Reimu's power is to float. So it's obvious that Marisa's not doing anything there("You've gotten lax in your training haven't you?"), and it's Reimu doing all the work by just flying faceup.
Uh-oh, looks like Okuu's been hitting the booze with the Oni. Can't even stand up, she's that drunk.
So she's just sitting on the curb laughing inordinately to herself about something you can't quite make out. What do?
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I'd be torn between helping her and running away. Helping her back home would be lovely and all, but if she has lost control of herself now, lord only knows what will happen when she sets fire to everything around her without knowing it.
You are at a Maid Cafe; well, a special one-off one organised by someone in Gensokyo. You will be spending the next 30 minutes in the company of VIVIT. What shall you do; apart from ask for food and drinks?
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Wonder whether or not VIVT actually eats. :V
A fight is about to break out between Reimu and Yukari. The whole universe is at stake. What do you do?
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i am surrounded by maids and oh god its so god damned cute my heart it is dieing
fuckfuckfxduifsdjghsjk ninja'd
Tweet about it :V
Patchouli is now a Gold Medaler in the Olympics!
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YUKARIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII!
You ask Sakuya for an extra spicy batch of pork ramen.
When she brings you the bowl, it looks red. Bright red. You touch the bamboo chopsticks and it catches fire. Sakuya hands you metal chopsticks. What do?
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Comedy Response: Either Eirin's Drug really worked or Yukari is fooling around again!
Serious Response: ... Congratulate her. It has to tie in with a spell she was working on; so a magician deserves their credit.
[Crumbs, I was hoping I'd get that.]
"Impressive. Very impressive. But I wonder what happens when you throw fire with fire..."
Time to get a Mokou on this!
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Die of third degree burns.
Koishi is your new therapist.
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Subconscious morphine treatment GO!
Satori tried to read Cirno's mind.
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Call the psychologist.
Kaguya: I'm not a NEET! Did you even read Inaba of the Moon and Inaba of the Earth?!
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Yes, actually, and that meme needs to be properly buried.
Mokou and Kaguya decide to tag team you in a Wrestling Match.
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Where's the Hourai Elixir when you need it?
Eirin's got a new med, and you're the test subject!
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Take it like a MAN! WHOOOoooo argarablbbleebluh...*squelch*
Tenshi's bored and chucking giants rocks from heaven.
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Run like crazy! Call Reimu for help!
Yuuka mistook a grenade for a pineapple.
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Steal it from her and toss it at Cirno!
The grenade explodes in Cirno's face. Dai was right by her side and is now mad at you for throwing a grenade at her best friend.
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"If you're so angry, then kill me and it's settled, right? I wonder which regenerate more quickly, fairies or humans..?"
You are in the darkness with Rumia. You are likely to be eaten by a Grue.
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I'm at the top of the food chain; I eat all, with a smile on my face. And I have a helper with me. Now all we need is a certain zombie...
What would you do if you met Yoshika at a buffet?
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I'd grab as much cheese as I could before she got to it.
Yoshika and Yuyuko have something in common, something that everyone knows...
They're both naturally blondes! And you found out, But they didnt want anyone to know, and now they're chasing you.
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Ask them a simple Math question and quietly walk away when they're confused. That should give me some time, like a day or so... I mean hey, they're blondes, right? Sorry, no offense, I have nothing against blondes
Spirits are running restless in (the former) Hell. Orin is nowhere in sight. Neither is Satori. Or Koishi. Or Okuu. Only you... Hey look! Who has come to save the day? It's Kogasa! Transforming into a Mahou Shoujo! But her clothes and magical chainsaw suddenly disappear and she's left in the nude with only the lens flare as censors. And no, you can't die of a nosebleed, somehow.
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Kogasa surprised me by using a special effect that was grossly overused several years back. If it was the modern "everything is earth tone for realism", though, I'd have a bit more disgust instead.
NEET Kaguya is on your current server on <insert favourite online MP game here>!
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>kaguya's playing transformice with me
COME AT ME BRO I FUCKIN DARE YOU
In said server, Tei is there too!
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"Tewi + HOURAI_NEET *crit Homewrecker* The_EP!"
"Tewi has taken REVENGE! on The_EP!!"
*in chat*
The_EP!: What is this I don't even ~ Damn rabbits.
Tewi: Usa ~ . You fail as Demopan *kekeke*
Rinnosuke's store gets an expansion...with an Apple Store Gensokyo! :o Cue the mass expansion of the iToys and Macs amongst the maidens....
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Buy an iNuke and get rid of that apple store. And come on, you know they're going to make an iNuke eventually.
Now everyone has radiation poisoning due to you! Too bad you got rid of Apple, as there's an app to fix this.
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And come on, you know they're going to make an iNuke eventually.
<assumes you're a bit serious here>
No way. AAPL's focused on the stupid consumer market now with shiny iToys with easy features (and technicality for anything beyond that). This comes at the cost of the creative pros (AAPL's old backbone), who get consumer-ified versions of former pro software now (see Final Cut Pro X).
If anything, I'd bet Google would be before Apple in making WMDs.
And damnit, Utsuho, not only did you make that contraption, but also, how the hell did iNuke get onto ~
OH, it was on Cydia (jailbroken iOS devices' app store). But seriously, WHY DID YOU DO THIS?!
Now everyone has radiation poisoning due to you! Too bad you got rid of Apple, as there's an app to fix this.
Catch is, the app's for ANDROID, which means it won't run on iOS devices (thus not fixing the problem), will come with a bazillion versions in a bazillion application marts on just that OS, and chances are that 99% of those are nothing but malware.
Back to subject?
Patchouli dedicated a HUGE portion of the library as a server room / CG render farm. But for what reason?
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Online and instantly accessible backup grimoires, obviously! Instead of having to lug books everywhere she goes, Patchouli can now call up her less-used attacks wherever she might go - well, as long as she has a remote connection.
But, oh no! The entire wing dedicated to her little project has been burned to cinders! It was Mokou! Not that it was her fault, she didn't start the fire: it was always burning, since the earth was turning. Also, you were fiddling with the servers when she arrived. What was your reaction?
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"Oi! I'm tryin' ta study here ya hothead!"
Meanwhile, in Chireiden..
Orin's done it again! She's given new meaning to her nickname of "Hell's Traffic Accident".
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*in Roman Bellic voice* FUCK-ING TERRORISTS!
*train'd*
"Oh, way to go for texting Utsuho whilst delivering corpses! That does it, I'm ripping up the mobile contract with Parsee's mobile communications company!" - Satori
Cirno tries overclocking a gaming computer she...borrowed from Rinnosuke's store. Of course, she is cold temperature-wise and manipulates ice, leading to higher overclocking speeds. What could go wrong?
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Her computer freezes.
Utsuho picks a fight with Yuuka. What is the outcome?
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Whatever it is, I'll just orinpopcorn.gif (http://i597.photobucket.com/albums/tt56/haeun0719/Orin80.gif) the whole thing and record it for upload. My money's on Yuuka winning.
Aya upgraded to this beast of a camera! (http://www.bhphotovideo.com/c/product/583987-REG/Canon_2764B004_EOS_5D_Mark_II.html) Now there'll be nothing that escapes her camera lens and memory card!
(and in the meantime Hatate gets iPhone 4 for its good smartphone cam)
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I'm keeping my pants on from now on.
Oh hey it's Utsuho... trying to replicate DOUBLE SUN POWEEEEEEEEEEE... (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lrvWLdyG4Uw)
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Eh, it's just her Hell's Tokamak spellcard, it'll time out eventually.
It's Nitori!
...And she's charging at a windmill. WTF?
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I'm not a good Sancho. I bravely charge with her - they might be giants, after all.
Oh snap! It wasn't a windmill! It was SUIKA! Cunningly disguised as a windmill!
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Don Cirno charges at it! Sancho Daiyousei watches on. Nitori in the meantime gets dragged out of the scene with little explanation.
We finally found out who Pyro is...it's none other than Mokou
!
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*in Heavy's voice* Is not big surprise.
Kaguya finally got her hands on a Super Famicom, and is now playing(and failing at) On The Ball (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qFVj_b4jBTs).
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She gives up after hours of failed attempts and
steals borrows Reisen's computer - having also tried her hand at Claymates, Secret of the Stars, and several other games as well.
On Reisen's computer is a game called Shadow of the Comet. Does Kaguya play? Y/N
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Kaguya forgot to install DOSBox so she can't play it. She then tries an older system and notices she forgot to install MSCDEX (CD-ROM drive driver set). FAIL.
She then goes for Monkey Island, which at least she has all the floppies.
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Kaguya forgot to install DOSBox so she can't play it. She then tries an older system and notices she forgot to install MSCDEX (CD-ROM drive driver set). FAIL.
She then goes for Monkey Island, which at least she has all the floppies.
Avoid the temptation of stating "You fight like a dairy farmer" because, inevitably, it will have been done to death.
After a while of playing Monkey Island, she engages in a sword fight, and "I once owned a dog that was smarter than you." Flashges across the screen.
Oh noes what do?
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Stare and laugh at her reaction, before remembering why there's something wrong with technology being in Gensokyo. *BSOD*
What would you do if Momiji drafted you into the Tengu guard?
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Wierd-I didn't think people took to kindly of clones of themselves.
((for the record, the correct response to that insult in monkey Island is "must have taught you everything you know."))
Aya is asking you to take a picture of her without her skirt on. What do
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Tell her that's a cool pair of slacks. Very professionally reporteresque.
On an autumn day, you find yourself walking through Gensokyo and discover a perfectly baked apple pie - or other desert of autumness if you are not a fan of apples or pies.
The only problem? It belongs to Kanako.
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Danmaku battle her ass after figuring out a way to cheat past VoWG.
Patchuoli, needing love again, uses Philosopher's Stone in a surprising yandere mode attack.
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Give her a cooldown hug!
Chen is wearing a really short skirt and- wait what's that? HOLY SH*T IT'S RAN'S LAST SPELL HOMING NOSEBLEED MISSILES! And their coming YOUR way!
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Tap dodge it.
Tewi's done the impossible, she dug a pitfall in the sky.
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Show her how I fuck the sky.
Kotohime repossesses your car.
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.... and your dog, and your shoes, and your house, and your wife.....
Marisa in pigtails!
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The Touhou cast turned to little 6-9 year old children! Either that or Marisa found that keeping hair like she usually did was risky since danmaku could ruin it, ze.
Reimu and her shrine get run over by Steve Jobs + the iShrine. Who needs donations when you sell a bazillion iToys and apps?
(and even we long-time Apple users, most of whom are hating on the company's current consumer direction, go :ohdear:)
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Take the picture, but try to avoid looking at it out of fear of a rabid Momiji trying to maul you.
Oh, crap. Said rabid wolf is still charging at you. And she has her sword drawn, oh great!
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Spray her with water! Rabids are afraid of water or something. Learned that from The Office.
Mima's back from behind the black and ready to whoop some ass.
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Mimaaaa! I run over to get her autograph and shoot the shit, and am quickly turned into
dead parrot tempura ashes on the wind.
Mima's still back from the dead and ready to whoop some ass... But she's also thirsty! Where should she go, and what should she drink?
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Ask Bear Grylls for some advice...
Give her a bottle of Jack Daniels
Mima's now drunk and is giving you her own trollface
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Bear Grylls and Mima are BFFS
Her expression just keeps getting worse. Well, to be honest... It looks something like this. (http://danbooru.donmai.us/data/sample/sample-9e801e11e8c802764160c480271fca2e.jpg)
In other totally unrelated news, you have decided to go live a quiet life hidden deep, deep in a mountain cavern where you will most likely never be in danger ever.
Surprise Yamame attack!
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OH CRAP IT'S KOGASA!
DAMMIT NUE + KOGASA!
The real Yamame cures every disease forever.
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Finally, maybe now things will actually look up for the family for a change. :V
Hey, get a look at Meiling. She's wearing...Hey, that purple outfit with gold/black trim, and red cloth look awfully familiar...
....Isn't that Master Asia's outfit?! Where the hell did she get that?!
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Hey, she looks pretty good in that. Glad I bought her that outfit from the outside world.
Remilia seems to be a little ticked off right about now. Seems like there's a huge bite in her cake...
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Just look away and keep whistling. She''ll never suspect a thing...
Patchy's on steroids!
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wow, betcha she can roll high on grapple checks now.
How decidedly un-mage.
Hey, izzat Mokou?
she's acting weird though, running into the same bamboo plant over, and over, and over, and over.
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Tell Alice to stop going overboard with her newly acquired human-controlling magic.
You throw bird seeds onto the ground to feed pigeons, but then Mystia come over to feed on them (the seeds).
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After I run out of seeds, she's going to eat me! OH MY GOOOOOOOOOOD!
Sakuya's drunk and using her time stoppy powers to do uncouth things to people.
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Eh, might as well make a buck out of it. *takes pictures of the results and sells them to Aya later*
It's Daiyousei, practising to become a death fairy.
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Tell her she's doing it wrong and throw a IN deathfairy at her.
Speaking of Deathfairies, there's a swarm of them and BoWaP will-o-wisps flying straight at you, and they have you surrounded in all directions.
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Call in Orin
What would you do if you found yourself glued to Reimu? (Fairy's love pranks)
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So...Anyone up for tea and glue thinner?
Aya is stalking you.
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<<Aya est d'espion!>>
Start by spy-checking the area. And if that doesn't work....
Mystia starts using Melodyne/Autotune.
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Kill every motherfucker in the room for it.
Hina roundhouse kicks you in the face, announcing that she has found the hentai.
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Hina roundhouse kicks you in the face, announcing that she has found the hentai.
How in the HELL did she-did she just flash her underwear?
Shikigamiception-take it as you will.
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Shikigamiception-take it as you will.
Yo dawg, we gave your shikigami a shikigami, so you can summon shikigami while you summon shikigami!
...Oh dear, somehow there was a glue accident when Aya started futzing around with her fan, and that resulted in the both of you getting glued together.
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Well, another for tea?
Alice sends Shanghai to help, but all Shanghai ends up doing is getting her sword stuck in the glue.
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You're not helping!
Suddenly, you find yourself pushing a katamari and have rolled up the Hakurei Shrine.
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Uh...No more tea?
Next up is Suika while Giant. Wat do.
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Bring in the Hisoutensoku and stage a Power Rangers-style giant robot vs giant monster fight. Model city and crappy explosion special effects included.
Nitori's drunk!
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SCORE! Err...I mean be a gentleman and old her hair back when she pukes and make sure she doesn't do it upstream. Also find out what that key goes to while she's out of it.
The day after Marisa decided to throw an improtu party at the Hakurei Shrine, everyone's gone and the shrine is trashed and only Reimu is there cleaning it by herself.
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Hitch a ride on her shoulder.
Suddenly, Energetic Satorin appears!
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Do a manzai with her, then have some tea.
By direct contrast, depressed Koishi appears!
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Ask why, of course - even if some terrible part of me is amused when someone so happy becomes depressed, that doesn't mean I want them to stay that way.
And besides... What could make Koishi depressed? Curiouser and curiouser.
Shikieiki isn't too thrilled with these sudden role reversals; it disturbs her sense of justice. She's asked you to look into it. What do you do?
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Don't do it, and then ask her "Black or White?"
Role reversals you say?...
Oh look, it's Pyonta, the God of Mountains, wearing his (infamous) hat, Suwako! (http://danbooru.donmai.us/post/show/425856/ao_usagi-black_eyes-blonde_hair-dress-hair_ornamen) (Danbooru warning, even though the pic itself is SFW)
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Damn it, Yukari! Stop messing with crap!
What would do you if yourself duct-taped to the side of Pandemonium, with Yumeko being the one to wake you with a rather upset look on her face?
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Break free and run from the barrage of swords that is bound to be coming at me.
Speaking of barrages, Marisa, Patchuoli and Alice have solved the tsundere/yandere triangle, and are now an OT3 after everyone.
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I'd be crying like a puss. What if I fell?
sdkljlag ninja'd
i have no idea what an OT3 is, and with my perverted mind i'll just leave it at that
Chibi Shinki's covered in bandaids and crying. Awww...., poor thing.
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Lift the poor thing up and give her a hug, while making sure not to jab her horns into my eyes.
Ah, this smell of sweet potatoes...It can only mean that autumn has arrived...Wait a minute, it's spring! And yet the Aki sisters are here? What's going on?
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THEY ARE FUSING TO FORM LILY WHITE!
The Aki sisters swear that they will murder you dead if you tell anyone. Options?
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FUSE THEM AGAIN TO FORM LILY BLACK!
Tell everyone and hide go hide behind some random bushes.
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Can I join in your "fusion"?
You have my word! *runs off to tell Aya*
Darn, got Jesus'd
So the "bushes" turn out to be Suika's hair and she's now mad at me (or in this case, you), eh?
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Throw beer in the other direction and run while she's distracted
Lily Black has guncannons!
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Kanako, cosplay does not make you look any younger.
Yuugi punched something so hard, it hit Suika and she pichuuned.
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"WHAT HAVE I DONE?" *chugs sake* "NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO"
And Parsee walks in just to be jealous.
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Don't worry, Parsee, no need to be jealous because... "You, too, can have the ultimate body with the Total Gym! You can adjust the resistance, so you always get just the work out you need. And with this guide, you can find routines to exercise every muscle in your body. The Total Gym! Our operators are standing by, so call now!"
What would you do if Parsee got the Total Gym, and somehow ended up even more freakishly buff then Yuugi (with bigger puffies to boot)?
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I can't be jealous of someone who lives to be jealous, can I?
Kisume also wants to use the Total Gym, but seems unable to use it ecause of how small she is and the fact that she wants to keep her bucket with her. How will you help her work out?
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Uh... Somehow fit it in the bucket, I think of it as having all things for life in there. :U
In a complete ironic Twist, Patchouli gives the gym a try.
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She fails, however at kicking, punching, and blocking.
Also, she went to Okuu's Nuclear Fusion Dojo instead and as a result gets leukemia to add on to her already existing health problems.
Of course this gym has gotten popular - Marisa, who has been mocked for being fat, opts to try it! (and no, Chou Marisa is far too obvious as an answer).
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Fret not, Marisa. Alice shall always love you. Maybe Patchy too.
If she still insists on working out, make sure she doesn't get cancer.
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Fret not, Marisa. Alice shall always love you. Maybe Patchy too.
If she still insists on working out, make sure she doesn't get cancer.
Will do, cap'ain! *salutes*
Funnily enough, Cirno attends the new gym phenomenon...and proves herself to be the strongest.
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Strongest fairy. Unfortunately she dies from radiation poisoning and then her physique resets itself while she is respawning.
Okuu sneezed and destroyed the dojo.
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"Sheesh, there it goes again. Fifteenth time this week, y'know?'
For some inexplicable reason, Nitori is slapping you with a fish! Tuna, you think.
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Take it and do the Ar Tonelico fish dance meme.
Shinki and Byakuren, one's the creator of Makai and the other is the Youchrist. They fight crime.
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And they give Kotohime a run for her money on the Gensokyo police deal. The dramatically reduced crime rate is why there had to be so many games between TH12 and TH13; no one was trying to start an incident on their watch.
What would you do if you ran into a giant Marisa?
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Hope she doesn't Master Spark the whole world!
Aya misunderstood what Touhou M-1 Grand Prix was, and came in to auditions singing "DAY ~ TONAAAAAAAAA! LET'S GO AWAY!" (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Vh5LfAu1EMI&feature=related)(Saturn version if you prefer that one) (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4QiAlrSeZAM&feature=related)
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Record the whole thing and sell her embarrassing video on the Internet for $$$
Well will you look at that, Sakuya's not padded after all...
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You are already knifed for even thinking that.
God Damnit Yukari!
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Eh, I have no idea what she has done this time around, but she probably deserves to be chewed out for it anyway. Goddammit Yukari! >:(
Turns out, she has boosted the powers all the Stage1/2 bosses to Ex levels. Oh snap.
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Every boss is Kogasa now! ...that, and all the old EX bosses are in Stage 1 mid-boss area.
Reimu now runs Recettear.
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wait
reimy saying yayifications? i think im in love
Kogasa is now Tear, which is surprising.
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:o :o :o
Kogasatear: "SURPRISE! 100,000px PAYMENT DUE TODAY!"
Recetteimu: "FFFFFFFFF ~ I don't get shit, I live off donations!"
And in another area....
Marisa in Minecraft, crafting that musroom stew and Mini-Hakkero.
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It attracts creepers and ghasts start coming out from hell.
Oh the flamey goodness.
What shall Marisa do?
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Isn't it obvious? MASTER SPAAAAAAAAA... oh wait, there's no Master Sparks in Minecraft. In that case, she will defend herself with her hakkero.
Hina is spinning... backwards.
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Is she really spinning? Or is she the only one standing still, and the rest of the universe spinning around her... (we will never know...)
You find out that Reimu actually patrols Gensokyo at night without any pantsu on... nor does she wear a sarashi...
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This looks like a job for AYA SYAMEMARU!
However, Aya wants some payment for these photos. You are broke. What will you do?
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Pay with my body. Better than than the alternative.
Orin has started a rickshaw business. Will you take a ride with her?
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Oh
HELL no.
Reimu, Marisa and Kourin are now the hosts of a popular webshow.
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Time to enjoy iMaiden, the best show out there. (And they always have the best guests, like that one time they had this lover of fine spirits with an epic green beret...)
What would you do if Parsee started her own show?
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Be jealous and ask her 'why were you picked but not me' and then go on a murderous rampage.
What would you do if Letty came around, said 'this topic is over :angryface:'?
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Apologize and admit that it was closed - but we're still talking, so it must be open again, right? :derp: Logic error, go!
Oh no! Someone has trapped Letty in a logic error! She can't get back to sleep, even though it is, in fact, winter!
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...um, OK, once the error is solved I may offer solution.
...and since this hit 1000+ posts, Yukari gapped this thread to oblivion! New one. (http://www.shrinemaiden.org/forum/index.php/topic,10096.0.html)
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I don't know why this didn't autolock, but new thread here. Please stop posting in this one. (http://www.shrinemaiden.org/forum/index.php/topic,10095.0.html)
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Threads don't autolock at 1000 posts here.