Author Topic: How to piss off a Touhou.  (Read 26389 times)

How to piss off a Touhou.
« on: January 23, 2010, 12:32:34 PM »
You can also include Touhou fans too...

Whether it is a particular line or a picture in some fanart or doujinshi doesn't matter.

Cookies will be given to those with the most original idea to piss a person off...

Again, doing this "just because".
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KomeijiKoishi

Re: How to piss off a Touhou.
« Reply #1 on: January 23, 2010, 12:42:09 PM »
TV Tropes refers this as the BERSERK BUTTON

And while I'm at it:

Post a comment on Youtube and ask what anime this is. Flame war is guaranteed.

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Re: How to piss off a Touhou.
« Reply #2 on: January 23, 2010, 12:46:17 PM »
Parsee: exist.

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Re: How to piss off a Touhou.
« Reply #3 on: January 23, 2010, 12:59:42 PM »
Let me think, for the fans:

"I'm only here for the lolis"
"What? They are also shoot the schmuks up?"
"Isn't it all hentai doujinshi?"
"Is this some sort of twisted eroge VN?"
"These crazy chinese little kids stuff, go man up with GoW or GTA"
"Arranges? What is this, The Beatles again?" (I heard this one once, poor guy never ever caught the real, brutal magnitude of the Toehoe arranged albums, which by now I think already surpasses pretty much anything else except for classical music reissues)
"TOO HARD! *playing easy mode*"
"OMG YOU ARE GOD *someone playing Extra*" (this pisses off everyone, especially non-Cave fans when we consider how inhumanly inhuman some shooters are)

And, when it comes to piss off Touhou characters:

"*empty donation box*" (For Reimu)
"Marisa likes Patchouli." (To Alice)
"Marisa likes Alice." (To Patchouli)
"Marisa likes Alice AND Patchouli and hates science!" (To Nitori)
"Sanae, you are a bad girl!"

Last one: Suika x Yuugi: "Sorry, no booze allowed here."

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Re: How to piss off a Touhou.
« Reply #4 on: January 23, 2010, 01:09:53 PM »
"Touhou is about Spaceships shooting each other"  :V

Re: How to piss off a Touhou.
« Reply #5 on: January 23, 2010, 01:19:34 PM »
Wait I got one.

"Zun - The father of Danmaku"

Trolling is an art form. Agree?
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Re: How to piss off a Touhou.
« Reply #6 on: January 23, 2010, 01:33:46 PM »
TV Tropes refers this as the BERSERK BUTTON

And while I'm at it:

Post a comment on Youtube and ask what anime this is. Flame war is guaranteed.

It really is a sure fire way to be instantly mauled to death by rabid fans. Have to admit it kind of gets on my nerves too. Especially so when the comment before theirs was someone explaining that it's a game not an anime.

Anyways, to stay on topic:

 "I don't want to play that game it's full of lolis. People will think I'm a pedophile."

One of my friend's actually said that to me when I tried to get them into Touhou. I had a long lecture talk about that with him and he understands that's not true now.
« Last Edit: January 23, 2010, 01:38:31 PM by Valentia »

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Re: How to piss off a Touhou.
« Reply #7 on: January 23, 2010, 01:34:43 PM »
Trolling is an art form. Agree?

Like art, trolling can be either good or bad. Generally it is bad.

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Re: How to piss off a Touhou.
« Reply #8 on: January 23, 2010, 01:43:43 PM »
"The creator of the series is lazy 'cuz he only uses bullets."

My friend had the balls to say that in my face. Obnoxious prick.

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Re: How to piss off a Touhou.
« Reply #9 on: January 23, 2010, 01:47:47 PM »
For pissing off Touhou characters:

"You're going on a diet!" (To Yuyuko)
"Stop slacking off so much! You could learn a thing or two from Meiling." (To Sakuya)

Bananamatic

Re: How to piss off a Touhou.
« Reply #10 on: January 23, 2010, 01:53:43 PM »
"ikaruga is harder"

KomeijiKoishi

Re: How to piss off a Touhou.
« Reply #11 on: January 23, 2010, 01:57:43 PM »
"The creator of the series is lazy 'cuz he only uses bullets."

Isn't that kinda like saying "The creator of this RPG is lazy 'cuz all characters only use weapons?"

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Re: How to piss off a Touhou.
« Reply #12 on: January 23, 2010, 02:35:53 PM »
Isn't that kinda like saying "The creator of this RPG is lazy 'cuz all characters only use weapons?"

Exactly and I tried telling him that, but like I said, he's a stubborn prick, and he continued calling ZUN lazy and unoriginal. And he also calls it a series filled with child porn, though it obviously doesn't show any. It's just girls with magic and colourful outfits.

He also says the series doesn't make any sense and is retarded because those little girls can destroy planets. Once again, I tried telling him that danmaku isn't a real representation of the girls power, even the weakest of them can do that. There are only four who could destroy the planet (Yukari, Utsuho, Flandre and Suika. Yuuka possibly.), and the rest are just your standard magic users. But he just doesn't listen. Also, not all of them are little girls, there are actually a dozen who are fully adult.

Just to show he's that much of a hypocrit, he designs malformed beings and machines that could hardly move on their own, and yet he tells me they're all godlike. Even a small kitty he once drew could take over hell. A little mammal can have the strength to pile drive Satan but girls can't? He also thinks things like World of Goo are perfectly normal compared to Touhou.

Alright, all together now: What. The. F*CK?!

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Re: How to piss off a Touhou.
« Reply #13 on: January 23, 2010, 03:59:49 PM »
"ikaruga is harder"
I actually do find that harder than any game before SA...

Anyways Mention "Mc Rolled" on any video on Youtube with Flandre's Theme or some remix of it.

Watch A likely Flame War.

Re: How to piss off a Touhou fan.
« Reply #14 on: January 23, 2010, 04:08:46 PM »
Hate touhou.

KomeijiKoishi

Re: How to piss off a Touhou.
« Reply #15 on: January 23, 2010, 04:26:42 PM »
I'd just like to destroy some of your friend's arguments:

Exactly and I tried telling him that, but like I said, he's a stubborn prick, and he continued calling ZUN lazy and unoriginal.

Yeah, somebody's really unoriginal when he designs over 100 characters AND composes themes for many of them.
And yeah, if somebody programs games ALONE for over seven years, there no way he's not lazy.

And he also calls it a series filled with child porn, though it obviously doesn't show any. It's just girls with magic and colourful outfits.

Exactly. Also, I can't imagine somebody jerking off to the ORIGINAL artworks.

Just to show he's that much of a hypocrit, he designs malformed beings and machines that could hardly move on their own, and yet he tells me they're all godlike.

Don't know why, but that kinda reminds me at FMA.

He also thinks things like World of Goo are perfectly normal compared to Touhou.

I just can quote you here:

What. The. F*CK?!

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Re: How to piss off a Touhou.
« Reply #16 on: January 23, 2010, 04:28:36 PM »
For Touhous:
"Hey Eirin, have you gotten older?"
"Keep of the grass? Pffft, what's going to happen?" *steps on grass* - source: Yuuka victim
"Oh, these flowers are beautiful! Mommy would love these! I'll just pluck a few." *plucks flowers* - source: Another Yuuka victim
"Pads." (I don't need to explain this one)

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Re: How to piss off a Touhou.
« Reply #17 on: January 23, 2010, 04:30:21 PM »
Post a comment on Youtube and ask what anime this is. Flame war is guaranteed.

This, and the "Mcrolled" one lol. (which is where i first found out about touhou actually ^^; though i did hear a few IOSYS tracks at about the same time)

For pissing off marisa? "No, you can't borrow it."

KomeijiKoishi

Re: How to piss off a Touhou.
« Reply #18 on: January 23, 2010, 04:32:46 PM »
For pissing off marisa? "No, you can't borrow it."

This wouldn't work. She'd take it anyway.

Bananamatic

Re: How to piss off a Touhou.
« Reply #19 on: January 23, 2010, 04:33:57 PM »
I actually do find that harder than any game before SA...
most touhoufags consider touhou being the hardest game ever, even harder than Futari ultra.

also, "this song was based on mcroll"

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Re: How to piss off a Touhou.
« Reply #20 on: January 23, 2010, 04:39:34 PM »
Thank you VideoGameCrack, for showing how epically wrong my friend is. I myself have a hard time to think up arguments to support Touhou while he's screaming and jumping up and down like a chimp. Whenever he starts dissing Touhou again, I'll use your rock hard arguments and points. If he still keeps his claims about it even after those arguments, it just proves he's ignorant.

I think part of his hate for it all originates from the fact he hates moe anime and cute things in general, and anything that remotely resembles it (Touhou and almost everything else I like) makes him go apeshit. He even dislikes some kinds of normal anime, even though he never saw it (he dismissed Gurren Lagann as stupid only because of the name).

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Re: How to piss off a Touhou.
« Reply #21 on: January 23, 2010, 05:11:44 PM »
This wouldn't work. She'd take it anyway.

Good point, and if you wouldn't let her she'd probably see that as a challenge and enjoy kicking your ass for it anyway lol.

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Re: How to piss off a Touhou.
« Reply #22 on: January 23, 2010, 05:37:44 PM »
Well, this thread to begin with is pretty frustrating to begin with.

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Re: How to piss off a Touhou.
« Reply #23 on: January 23, 2010, 06:19:19 PM »
Put an average touhou fan in the same room with Satori. OH THE CRUELTY.

Tell koishi love doesn't exist.

Knock yuugi's sake out of her hand.

Parsee: It's already been stated. You only need exist, unless you want to start a jealousywar with her until she caves.

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Fill kisume's bucket with water, or use her to carry stuff around. Or, simply take away the bucket.

Rinnosuke: "All the girls in gensyoko are gay."

Now moving on to touhou fans:

What anime is this?

ZUN MADE DODONPACHI

What is this loli pedo garbage?

and everything else in this thread/youtube comments.

Re: How to piss off a Touhou.
« Reply #24 on: January 23, 2010, 08:25:29 PM »
Well, this thread to begin with is pretty frustrating to begin with.
The way this sentence is constructed it pretty frustrating in and of itself.

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Re: How to piss off a Touhou.
« Reply #25 on: January 23, 2010, 08:45:25 PM »
Here are some more ideas for pissing off characters:

Set Patchouli's library on fire.

Laugh at Yumemi and call her crazy for believing magic exists.

Break into Marisa's house and steal everything she has while she's away. Also leave a note behind telling her it's a taste of her own medicine.

Telling the Prismriver Sisters that their music is completely off-key and sounds awful.

Give Aya or Mystia a meal with chicken in it but wait until after she's finished eating to tell her.

Step on a bunch of bugs while being near Wriggle.

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Re: How to piss off a Touhou.
« Reply #26 on: January 23, 2010, 08:51:35 PM »
Here are some more ideas for pissing off characters:

Set Patchouli's library on fire.

Laugh at Yumemi and call her crazy for believing magic exists.

Break into Marisa's house and steal everything she has while she's away. Also leave a note behind telling her it's a taste of her own medicine.

Telling the Prismriver Sisters that their music is completely off-key and sounds awful.

Give Aya or Mystia a meal with chicken in it but wait until after she's finished eating to tell her.

Step on a bunch of bugs while being near Wriggle.

Setting her library on fire wouldn't piss Patchouli off. It would drive her either psychotic, send her into a coma or make her suicidal.

Also, the chicken trick would not piss Aya and Mystia off, but rather traumatize them for life. Same goes for Wriggle, who would burst out crying uncontrolably. And then seek revenge.

The other things do piss the respective people off.

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Re: How to piss off a Touhou.
« Reply #27 on: January 23, 2010, 08:54:59 PM »
Well, this thread to begin with is pretty frustrating to begin with.

I find some of these to be rather entertaining personally, so TTHHHHBBBBTTT!
I'm not very original myself, only one I could think of was the "this is a remix of McRolled", which was taken >=(

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Re: How to piss off a Touhou.
« Reply #28 on: January 23, 2010, 09:14:34 PM »
Let's just take the absurdity to another layer (section):

"ZUN CREATED THE SHOOTER GENRE. (c)"

Or, "Where I can download this? Torrent plz."  :V

"IOSYS makes the music, not ZUN." And I heard this one; after that I quite stopped liking most flash videos altogether, unless it's that kickass Reimu versus Okuu 3D fight that actually does something awesome and serious business flavoured in danmaku instead.

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Re: How to piss off a Touhou.
« Reply #29 on: January 23, 2010, 09:21:42 PM »