Author Topic: MotK NFL Postseason Discussion - FF 2015 season is over (congrats PX!) (Read 81872 times)

Rin Kagamine · « **Reply #390 on:** October 25, 2015, 04:33:38 PM »

Oh no! Jaguars what happened!?

Kilgamayan · « **Reply #391 on:** October 25, 2015, 04:52:19 PM »

> 4th and 1
> Game on the line
> LeSean McCoy is on your team
> Call an EJ Manuel pass

PX · « **Reply #392 on:** October 25, 2015, 06:15:01 PM »

Remember when people said all the Texans needed was a QB? I think they need a lot more holy shit

Rin Kagamine · « **Reply #393 on:** October 25, 2015, 06:24:06 PM »

Quote from: PX on October 25, 2015, 06:15:01 PM

Remember when people said all the Texans needed was a QB? I think they need a lot more holy shit

I think the team has given up on Bill O'Brien, based on pure speculation.

Edible · « **Reply #394 on:** October 25, 2015, 07:02:45 PM »

Quote from: Rin Kagamine on October 25, 2015, 06:24:06 PM

I think the team has given up on Bill O'Brien, based on pure speculation.

I agree with this assessment.

Also, I forgot to bench Dion Lewis, shit. ;_;

PX · « **Reply #395 on:** October 25, 2015, 11:38:36 PM »

We traded picks to move up and draft the second coming of Ryan Mathews to bench his ass. It's not a Chargers game if Rivers doesn't throw a pick. We got lucky ~~Sproles Mathews~~ Gordan didn't manage to fumble the fucking ball at the 1 yard line and also lucky there wasn't a muffed punt. Thank you Cowboys for taking that. We still can't beat the Raiders though

Edit: Torn Achilles, ouch. I think this may be the end of Foster's career

Zirene · « **Reply #396 on:** October 25, 2015, 11:58:25 PM »

Well being a homer paid off and McFadden gave me a golden egg. We'll see if it's enough.

Mallet missing his flight to the game sounds entirely in character.

Edible · « **Reply #397 on:** October 26, 2015, 01:03:15 AM »

Not benching Lewis may be my undoing after all.

Hopefully ~~Cam and~~ Fitz shits the bed.

Edit Comedy option: Cam beats me by himself

Zirene · « **Reply #398 on:** October 27, 2015, 02:11:33 AM »

You're safe. I needed more from Cam.

Edible · « **Reply #399 on:** October 27, 2015, 03:39:28 AM »

:toot:

Edit: Close match, much closer than I would've liked. That will teach me to not check active players.

Rin Kagamine · « **Reply #400 on:** October 27, 2015, 05:40:14 PM »

Survivor pool round 2 update:
Vic (San Diego) is 0-1 and OUT already because he hates success and winning and in general is terrible and just about everything. He also doubted that his team could actually perform in the clutch and win a primetime game and so instead picked a divisional game across the country. What a dope!
Edible (Jacksonville) is 1-0 and is a dirty fucking homer and took Jacksonville on a game played in another country and they tried SO HARD to not win but couldn't pull it off and came away with a victory.
kagiyamahina (Carolina) is 1-0 you FUCK!!!!!
PX (San Diego) is 0-1 and proved why you shouldn't pick your team ever.
Kilga (Minnesota, New England, Washington, Tampa Bay, Miami, Giants) is 1-0 but actually 6-0
yuyukos (Oakland) is 1-0 and the Raiders might actually be a relevant team in a few years, wow!

If Chuck Pagano is serious about tanking the Colts as a final act of defiance (watch this team and tell me that's not his goal) before getting fired, then he can accelerate that process by laying a giant egg on Monday night against the Panthers. Not sure what he's planning to do afterwards but hey, if it means a 7-0 vs 7-0 showdown with Panthers hosting the Packers then I'd be all for that!

A formal complaint about the league: These rosters and benches are waaaaay too big, too big to really field viable teams on a week to week basis due to injury limiting useful players and large team size eliminating almost all useful backup players from the free agent pool. If we stick with a 2QB league next year then please remove the W/R position and shorten the bench. Also declare me the victor in advance so I can gloat for a full season.

Kilga will you ever win a game???

Edible · « **Reply #401 on:** October 27, 2015, 06:06:28 PM »

I'm going for big money and taking the Steelers this week against the undefeated Bengals.

Edit: Caveat - I reserve the right to change my pick if Roethlisberger is out again, though >_>

Quote from: Rin Kagamine on October 27, 2015, 05:40:14 PM

Edible (Jacksonville) is 1-0 and is a dirty fucking homer and took Jacksonville on a game played in another country and they tried SO HARD to not win but couldn't pull it off and came away with a victory.

London games are home games for us BV

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If Chuck Pagano is serious about tanking the Colts as a final act of defiance (watch this team and tell me that's not his goal) before getting fired, then he can accelerate that process by laying a giant egg on Monday night against the Panthers.

Regardless of whether he's trying to tank the team or not, I suspect the only big points the Colts will score on Monday are going to be the garbage time kind.

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A formal complaint about the league: These rosters and benches are waaaaay too big, too big to really field viable teams on a week to week basis due to injury limiting useful players and large team size eliminating almost all useful backup players from the free agent pool. If we stick with a 2QB league next year then please remove the W/R position and shorten the bench. Also declare me the victor in advance so I can gloat for a full season.

I could get behind removing one WR slot, the W/R slot, and one bench slot.

Rin Kagamine · « **Reply #402 on:** October 28, 2015, 02:06:54 AM »

Quote from: Edible on October 27, 2015, 06:06:28 PM

I'm going for big money and taking the Steelers this week against the undefeated Bengals.

Edit: Caveat - I reserve the right to change my pick if Roethlisberger is out again, though >_>

I'll allow it

Kilgamayan · « **Reply #403 on:** October 28, 2015, 02:13:29 AM »

You're going to have a tough time convincing the guy that's had to scramble X weeks in a row to replace a last-minute injury despite having no one droppable on the bench that we have too many bench slots. >_>

PX · « **Reply #404 on:** October 28, 2015, 02:26:54 AM »

Help I need more RB and less WR slots

Also Ravens :^)

kagiyamahina · « **Reply #405 on:** October 28, 2015, 03:01:56 AM »

Quote from: Rin Kagamine on October 27, 2015, 05:40:14 PM

Vic (San Diego) is 0-1 and OUT already because he hates success and winning and in general is terrible and just about everything. He also doubted that his team could actually perform in the clutch and win a primetime game and so instead picked a divisional game across the country. What a dope!
kagiyamahina (Carolina) is 1-0 you FUCK!!!!!

How does it feel when someone else has more faith in your team than you do?

I know how it feels for me.

edit: i'll take the New York Giants

yuyukos · « **Reply #406 on:** October 30, 2015, 02:35:14 AM »

Seattle Seahawks over Dallas for the layup.

Kilgamayan · « **Reply #407 on:** October 30, 2015, 03:36:36 AM »

PX · « **Reply #408 on:** October 31, 2015, 05:05:30 AM »

Omg I'm starting Seahawks receivers someone save me

Kilgamayan · « **Reply #409 on:** October 31, 2015, 05:08:26 AM »

New Orleans

Edible · « **Reply #410 on:** November 01, 2015, 01:18:35 PM »

Sadly it will never matter how good or bad NFC East teams are, because they will always find a way into three-fourths of the nationally broadcast games

Edible · « **Reply #411 on:** November 01, 2015, 09:26:24 PM »

Quote from: Rin Kagamine on October 28, 2015, 02:06:54 AM

I'll allow it

rip ;_;

kagiyamahina · « **Reply #412 on:** November 01, 2015, 09:37:43 PM »

Kilga beats me again in the head to head.

also, seriously?

PX · « **Reply #413 on:** November 01, 2015, 09:50:27 PM »

What a crazy day it has been

yuyukos · « **Reply #414 on:** November 02, 2015, 12:58:49 AM »

Win the pick, lose the week. I'm ok with this.

Rin Kagamine · « **Reply #415 on:** November 02, 2015, 02:56:35 PM »

I can't handle the thought of the Panthers being the only undefeated team in the NFC. Someone hold me please.

EDIT: Apparently the Panthers and the Bucs are supposed to have some sort of rivalry but I don't know about that. What I do know is fuck the Falcons.

Edible · « **Reply #416 on:** November 03, 2015, 05:21:13 AM »

And Vic can exhale.

Rin Kagamine · « **Reply #417 on:** November 03, 2015, 05:22:53 AM »

Quote from: Edible on November 03, 2015, 05:21:13 AM

And Vic can exhale.

I wish I had had a paper bag, that was intense.

PX · « **Reply #418 on:** November 03, 2015, 08:15:39 PM »

Allen is done with a lacerated spleen, amd 1/3rd of the team is injured. Typical Charger things

Kilgamayan · « **Reply #419 on:** November 04, 2015, 01:00:52 AM »

All aboard the Atlanta train! WOO WOO