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Touhou religion.
« on: October 09, 2015, 02:44:42 AM »
If you were in Gensokyo which of the religions would you join and be member of? Hakari and Moriya Shintoism are counted as different.

I would join Buddhists, and pray to Youkai Jesus that I'm not consumed by any of her other followers.

Re: Touhou religion.
« Reply #1 on: October 09, 2015, 03:04:29 AM »
Don't you know? MoTK is populated only by Buddhists. This topic is kind of irrelevant since we'd all be followers of Ms. Hijiri.

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Re: Touhou religion.
« Reply #2 on: October 09, 2015, 03:10:45 AM »
Possibly the Taoists, if only because it's common where I am.

Alternatively, Hakurei Shinto.
I have the tendency to call everything from my side of the world "Eastern" (with the characters in "Touhou", I'm Chinese).

Re: Touhou religion.
« Reply #3 on: October 10, 2015, 04:47:27 AM »
I'll be like Marisa, use religion when it helps advance my goals but never actually follow one.
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Re: Touhou religion.
« Reply #4 on: October 10, 2015, 05:36:50 PM »
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I'll be like Marisa, use religion when it helps advance my goals but never actually follow one.

I have no time for religious politics! Can any of them really be trusted? The way of the infidel, like miss Marisa, is the best way!

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Re: Touhou religion.
« Reply #5 on: October 11, 2015, 05:27:41 AM »
Shinmyoumaru-ist, does that count?

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Re: Touhou religion.
« Reply #6 on: October 11, 2015, 05:41:19 AM »
Shinmyoumaru-ist, does that count?
Nah, she's just an inchling with a hammer that can grant wishes, I'd be better for you to worship the hammer.

Re: Touhou religion.
« Reply #7 on: October 11, 2015, 09:56:39 PM »
HAIL YUKARI!


That is all I can think of to say...

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Re: Touhou religion.
« Reply #8 on: October 11, 2015, 10:52:34 PM »
HAIL YUKARI!


That is all I can think of to say...

May your Yukari-sama be a merciful deity that won't demand the sacrifice of one human every other week.

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Re: Touhou religion.
« Reply #9 on: October 12, 2015, 03:32:55 AM »
I think we have a yearly poll to determine where maidens swing as far as Gensokyo religions. Last year the Marisa Pagan faction won, although a certain Charisma is guilty of manipulating the results if I recall....
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Re: Touhou religion.
« Reply #10 on: October 16, 2015, 07:55:25 PM »
I think we have a yearly poll to determine where maidens swing as far as Gensokyo religions. Last year the Marisa Pagan faction won, although a certain Charisma is guilty of manipulating the results if I recall....
What options would such a poll include for this year?

Re: Touhou religion.
« Reply #11 on: October 17, 2015, 12:58:59 AM »
Do we have all the information we possess now before choosing? Because if so, we already know what happens to humans after they die, so whichever one gets you into Shikieiki's good books sounds like the most rational choice.

(Also according to wikipedia Buddhist philosophy frowns on intellectual debate for its own sake, so that's right out)

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Re: Touhou religion.
« Reply #12 on: October 17, 2015, 04:33:37 AM »
What options would such a poll include for this year?
Oh, did I say last year? I meant last time we had the topic, which was this year.

Anyways the options are usually between Hakurei Shinto, Moriya Shinto, Bhuddism, Taoism, and Pagans (Irreligious). As I said before (though the poll results were completely wiped over because mod shenanigans), the last winner was Pagans, the year before it was Taoists (iirc).
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Re: Touhou religion.
« Reply #13 on: October 17, 2015, 04:32:43 PM »
Think I'll hang in the Scarlets' Heretic Mansion, if you guys don't mind. :V

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Re: Touhou religion.
« Reply #14 on: October 17, 2015, 05:07:11 PM »
I'll stick to the Pagans until I'm really serious with my true answer. No other...

Though I wondered what would happen if somebody built a mosque somewhere in the land of Gensokyo...

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Re: Touhou religion.
« Reply #15 on: October 17, 2015, 07:43:40 PM »
I'm ready for some Muslim 2hus. Especially of the medieval, Central Asian Sufist variety.

Speaking for myself, I would go with Shinto, either faction. It's very, very similar to Wicca, so it'd be an easy fit.

Speaking of which, "pagan" does not mean irreligious. I think "irreligious" is fine, or "infidel", for laughs.

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Re: Touhou religion.
« Reply #16 on: October 19, 2015, 10:02:19 AM »
Hakurei Shinto because its shrine is run by best miko.
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Re: Touhou religion.
« Reply #17 on: October 20, 2015, 06:27:00 PM »
You know, I did just say "HAIL YUKARI!" but at the same time...  I wonder what her personal belief system is.  Would be interesting to learn.

But still even then...  HAIL YUKARI!

Re: Touhou religion.
« Reply #18 on: October 26, 2015, 06:40:01 AM »
Yukari places her belief unquestioningly in the great Axioms, naturally.

Alternatively...

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Re: Touhou religion.
« Reply #19 on: October 27, 2015, 12:54:53 PM »
I don't know. I'm not found of religion at all. I can't say " I would believe only in what I see" since you have gods here and there but that's no the point. I think I would believe in "something" that makes Gensokyo a balanced land.(You can think of Yukari, but I think she's not someone whou would or have to be revered, it's not her role)
Reimu is essential in Gensokyo because of many reasons but one of them is that the hakurei god gives her tremendous power. And it's because of his power that Reimu have resolved many incidents and restored some temporary peace. I guess it would concern my interest to believe in the hakurei god.

But I don't know. I don't like the idea of following something or someone just because he's more strong than me.

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Re: Touhou religion.
« Reply #20 on: October 27, 2015, 02:08:22 PM »
But I don't know. I don't like the idea of following something or someone just because he's more strong than me.
Then it is simple : create a religion, be the leader !

If some gradient haired lady can be the head of an alternative buddhism she made herself, I can't see why some stranger won't be able to create a new religion for himself !


Maybe I'd pick Shintoism : not only would the followers of the Deity I enshrine get certains blessings in their daily lives, but I'll also profit from their donations or the various items they'll buy from me. It's a win - win situation, so long as I don't screw up, Reimu style  :V

Re: Touhou religion.
« Reply #21 on: November 05, 2015, 10:43:57 PM »
You know, I did just say "HAIL YUKARI!" but at the same time...  I wonder what her personal belief system is.  Would be interesting to learn.

But still even then...  HAIL YUKARI!

I don't think Yukari would want to be worshiped, the impression i get from her canonical portray is that she intentionally annoys people so that she can have a reputation as a very Youkai like Youkai.
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