Author Topic: Nameless quest of the Nameless one!  (Read 156285 times)

Serela

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Re: Nameless quest of the Nameless one!
« Reply #960 on: March 17, 2010, 11:12:45 PM »
>If possible to fire danmaku at her despite having no avaliable arms, UNLEASH THE FURY
<mauvecow> see this is how evil works in reality, it just wears you down with bureaucracy until you don't care anymore

Spidere

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Re: Nameless quest of the Nameless one!
« Reply #961 on: March 17, 2010, 11:15:33 PM »
>If possible to fire danmaku at her despite having no avaliable arms, UNLEASH THE FURY

> You can't! You need to overpower her!

OkashiiKisei

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Re: Nameless quest of the Nameless one!
« Reply #962 on: March 17, 2010, 11:29:10 PM »
> Screw that! Kick her in the groin with a concentrated kick! (I heard getting hit in the groin can be just as painful for females as it is to males. Lots of nerves there, afterall)
« Last Edit: March 17, 2010, 11:31:18 PM by OkashiiKisei »

Spidere

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Re: Nameless quest of the Nameless one!
« Reply #963 on: March 17, 2010, 11:30:43 PM »
> Screw that! Kick her in the groin with a concentrated kick! (I heard getting hit in the groin can be just aas painful for females as it is to males. Lots of nerves there, afterall)

> She catches your legs, and knocks you over. She quickly leaps on top, ready to claw you out.

OkashiiKisei

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Re: Nameless quest of the Nameless one!
« Reply #964 on: March 17, 2010, 11:34:38 PM »
> Well....shit....that didn't go as I expected.
> Let Lily kick the Cat in the teeth now that she's concentrating on you. Or, if more strategic for this situation, let Lily jump on the Feline's back and start pulling her hair. Let Aurica spit in the Cat's eyes to distract her more from Lily's incoming attack.

Spidere

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Re: Nameless quest of the Nameless one!
« Reply #965 on: March 18, 2010, 12:26:02 AM »
> Well....shit....that didn't go as I expected.
> Let Lily kick the Cat in the teeth now that she's concentrating on you. Or, if more strategic for this situation, let Lily jump on the Feline's back and start pulling her hair. Let Aurica spit in the Cat's eyes to distract her more from Lily's incoming attack.

> Nope. You need to look out for kung-fu kittehs.

> Lily appears to be out cold from the throw to the wall!

> You at least try to spit in her eyes. She simply wipes the spit off of her face.
> "Little faeries play dirty then? That's too bad!"

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Re: Nameless quest of the Nameless one!
« Reply #966 on: March 18, 2010, 12:53:03 AM »
>We're sun element, right? Might this allow for a nice blinding burst of light?
>Either way, try to mutate Concentrated Fisticuffs to Headbutt Heard Around the World if her face gets close enough we can clobber her in the nose with such. Mouth works too.

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Re: Nameless quest of the Nameless one!
« Reply #967 on: March 18, 2010, 01:52:29 AM »
>We're sun element, right? Might this allow for a nice blinding burst of light?
>Either way, try to mutate Concentrated Fisticuffs to Headbutt Heard Around the World if her face gets close enough we can clobber her in the nose with such. Mouth works too.

> It could function like that, yes.

> It's not really possible, you'd likely fracture your skull.

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Re: Nameless quest of the Nameless one!
« Reply #968 on: March 18, 2010, 01:54:42 AM »
>Would a normal headbutt be possible, or does Aurica need to listen to Mr T more?
>Attempt a BLINDING FLASH.

Spidere

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Re: Nameless quest of the Nameless one!
« Reply #969 on: March 18, 2010, 01:58:47 AM »
>Would a normal headbutt be possible, or does Aurica need to listen to Mr T more?
>Attempt a BLINDING FLASH.

> Yes, it might work.

> "SOLAR FLARE!"
> "Nynyaaaa!"
> She grabs her eyes in pain. You easily push her off.

COPIRIGHTO

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Re: Nameless quest of the Nameless one!
« Reply #970 on: March 18, 2010, 02:10:38 AM »
>Focus Fisticuffs
>"Falcooon....PAWNCH!!!"
>After we hit her, "Yes!"

Kasu

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Re: Nameless quest of the Nameless one!
« Reply #971 on: March 18, 2010, 02:17:38 AM »
> Second spellcard.

Apparently, Thomas the Tank Engine isn't one to take crap from anyone.

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Re: Nameless quest of the Nameless one!
« Reply #972 on: March 18, 2010, 02:17:57 AM »
>Focus Fisticuffs
>"Falcooon....PAWNCH!!!"
>After we hit her, "Yes!"

>PUNCH HER IN THE DICK
>PUNCH HER IN THE DICK
>WHETHER SUZY HOMEMAKER OR A FLOOZY HOMEWRECKER, IT'S TIME TO DECK HER IN THE PECKER MOTHERFECKER.

OkashiiKisei

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Re: Nameless quest of the Nameless one!
« Reply #973 on: March 18, 2010, 02:24:46 AM »
>PUNCH HER IN THE DICK
>PUNCH HER IN THE DICK
>WHETHER SUZY HOMEMAKER OR A FLOOZY HOMEWRECKER, IT'S TIME TO DECK HER IN THE PECKER MOTHERFECKER.

> AND KICK HER IN THE TEETH FOR GOOD MEASURE!

COPIRIGHTO

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Re: Nameless quest of the Nameless one!
« Reply #974 on: March 18, 2010, 02:25:55 AM »
>If she somehow manages to pin us down again, throw her off by giving her a kiss

Spidere

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Re: Nameless quest of the Nameless one!
« Reply #975 on: March 18, 2010, 03:04:37 AM »
>Focus Fisticuffs
>"Falcooon....PAWNCH!!!"
>After we hit her, "Yes!"

> You smash her in the torso.
> She recovers from the blow easily.
> "Ignorant cretin!"

> Second spellcard.

> She dodges it, albeit with a little difficulty, considering she just got punched in the ribs.

>PUNCH HER IN THE DICK
>PUNCH HER IN THE DICK
>WHETHER SUZY HOMEMAKER OR A FLOOZY HOMEWRECKER, IT'S TIME TO DECK HER IN THE PECKER MOTHERFECKER.
> AND KICK HER IN THE TEETH FOR GOOD MEASURE!

> You go down for a low blow, but she sees what you're planning, and blocks.
> "Do you need to fight so dirty? First you spit, and now you go down?"
> You attempt the uppercut, but she hip tosses you onto the ground.

>If she somehow manages to pin us down again, throw her off by giving her a kiss

> She hasn't leapt on yet.

> "Why did you come here? Did that vampire promise you power? Did you want the truth?"

Re: Nameless quest of the Nameless one!
« Reply #976 on: March 18, 2010, 03:06:25 AM »
>"I came here to turn all the faeries back and stop the zombie invasion! What truth do you speak of?"
>Try to hurry back onto our feet.

Kuma

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Re: Nameless quest of the Nameless one!
« Reply #977 on: March 18, 2010, 03:07:14 AM »
> " The Vampire came to my employer and demandeed that I Kill some zombies for her, and also I want to know what's going on."

> "I'm fighting dirty because IT AROUSES ME"
Wotters gonna' wot


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Re: Nameless quest of the Nameless one!
« Reply #978 on: March 18, 2010, 03:09:45 AM »
>"I came here to turn all the faeries back and stop the zombie invasion! What truth do you speak of?"
>Try to hurry back onto our feet.

> "You can't seem to figure it out, can you? These faeries died! They all came from the outside world thousands of years ago! Only a faerie from the outside could die!"

> You leap back onto your feet.

> " The Vampire came to my employer and demandeed that I Kill some zombies for her, and also I want to know what's going on."

> "I'm fighting dirty because IT AROUSES ME"

> "Well, an obedient little worker. You're a lot like me!"

> She begins to laugh.
> "That's good enough for me!"

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Re: Nameless quest of the Nameless one!
« Reply #979 on: March 18, 2010, 03:22:03 AM »
>Watch her, prepare to go on the defensive for now. Aerodash away and such as needs be.
>"So what's the tubes?"

Re: Nameless quest of the Nameless one!
« Reply #980 on: March 18, 2010, 03:23:47 AM »
> "Wait, did they die recently or were these long dead faeries!?"

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Re: Nameless quest of the Nameless one!
« Reply #981 on: March 18, 2010, 03:31:58 AM »
>Watch her, prepare to go on the defensive for now. Aerodash away and such as needs be.
>"So what's the tubes?"

> You move onto defense. She appears to be using lol-cat-kun-do. A fabled fighting style of ancient legend.

> "It's still a secret."

> "Wait, did they die recently or were these long dead faeries!?"

> "These faeries are long gone. I simply reanimated them in an attempt to make a weak, unquestioning grunt who would listen to all of my commands. A specialized virus to make these foot soldiers stronger only worked on animals, turning them to an immense size."

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Re: Nameless quest of the Nameless one!
« Reply #982 on: March 18, 2010, 03:36:00 AM »
>"I don't like secrets anymore."
>Shoot at one of the tubes. One close to Orin. Open that puppy up.

Spidere

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Re: Nameless quest of the Nameless one!
« Reply #983 on: March 18, 2010, 03:38:31 AM »
>"I don't like secrets anymore."
>Shoot at one of the tubes. One close to Orin. Open that puppy up.

> You attempt to blast through the glass. But it simply reflects the bullet.

> "Fine then, have it your way. You won't like it though~"

> She slams down on the button. You hear liquid draining from the tube.
> From inside, you hear moaning.

Re: Nameless quest of the Nameless one!
« Reply #984 on: March 18, 2010, 03:40:21 AM »
>Back away from the tube and prepare to fire at it from a distance.

Spidere

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Re: Nameless quest of the Nameless one!
« Reply #985 on: March 18, 2010, 03:41:26 AM »
>Back away from the tube and prepare to fire at it from a distance.

> You prepare to attack whatever comes out of the tube.

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Re: Nameless quest of the Nameless one!
« Reply #986 on: March 18, 2010, 03:42:52 AM »
>Just be ready to fire. Don't to it unless whatever's in there attacks.
>Do be ready to get out of the way of some tag teaming.

Spidere

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Re: Nameless quest of the Nameless one!
« Reply #987 on: March 18, 2010, 03:45:04 AM »
>Just be ready to fire. Don't to it unless whatever's in there attacks.
>Do be ready to get out of the way of some tag teaming.

> The catgirl backs off.
> "Get ready...You asked for it y'know!"


> Finally, a fist smashes through the glass.
> The whole tube breaks. And out steps a.....
> BEAR?

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Re: Nameless quest of the Nameless one!
« Reply #988 on: March 18, 2010, 03:52:15 AM »
>Observe bear. Hope he'll go maul Orin instead.

Re: Nameless quest of the Nameless one!
« Reply #989 on: March 18, 2010, 03:54:36 AM »
>"What the...?"
>If he starts moving toward us rather than going to maul Orin, run behind Orin!