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M. Burusu

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Re: You know you're addicted to Touhou when...
« Reply #570 on: July 02, 2009, 09:13:36 AM »
And now for the immortal cop-outs:

When you A) identify with any of the above or B) understand just why it is so.
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Re: You know you're addicted to Touhou when...
« Reply #571 on: July 02, 2009, 03:33:06 PM »
And now for the immortal cop-outs:

When you A) identify with any of the above or B) understand just why it is so.
C) when "why it is so" makes you think "Is that so~"

Kojiremi

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Re: You know you're addicted to Touhou when...
« Reply #572 on: July 02, 2009, 07:54:37 PM »
You know your addictied or even crazy if you SERIOUSLY believe that....





The Rozen Maidens are trying to become Alice....Alice Margatroid

(more in the image thread~Reborn)

And you call Suigintou, Suigintouhou
See the patterns, feel the patterns, become one with the patterns, avoid the patterns
In order to live through the patterns, you must understand the patterns for everything else there is MASTER SPARK.

Re: You know you're addicted to Touhou when...
« Reply #573 on: July 02, 2009, 07:57:36 PM »
Under those cute/creepy doll eyes they really just want to eat her flesh and steal her clothes.

Kojiremi

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Re: You know you're addicted to Touhou when...
« Reply #574 on: July 02, 2009, 08:00:24 PM »
lol the rozen maidens would be considered Youkai to gensokyo standards right? just as Medicine is. and Alice is Youkai too. kinda funny how that would work hehe.
See the patterns, feel the patterns, become one with the patterns, avoid the patterns
In order to live through the patterns, you must understand the patterns for everything else there is MASTER SPARK.

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Re: You know you're addicted to Touhou when...
« Reply #575 on: July 02, 2009, 08:03:20 PM »
When my mom asked my why I slept for seventeen hours yesterday, before I told her that I was sick as a dog, I told her I had pulled a Yukarin.

nintendonut888

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Re: You know you're addicted to Touhou when...
« Reply #576 on: July 03, 2009, 12:24:39 AM »
The bosses of this area in Okami are twin demons...sadly not of the moe variety as I hoped when it mentioned twin demons.
nintendonut888: Hey Baity. I beat the high score for Sanae B hard on the score.dat you sent me. X3
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Bias Bus

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Re: You know you're addicted to Touhou when...
« Reply #577 on: July 03, 2009, 03:17:05 AM »
So I was playing MGS 4 with my cousin and I saw a bunch of rats runnin around my cousin soon said

"Sometimes, the mice will lead you to items."

A thought of Nazrin came to mind.
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Slacker

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Re: You know you're addicted to Touhou when...
« Reply #578 on: July 03, 2009, 09:35:36 AM »
When you read this little thing and immediately think this was a conversation between Reimu and Yukari.

I join the queue
We move up nicely

I ask the lady in front
What are we queuing for.
"To join another queue,"
She explains.

"How pointless," I say,
"I'm leaving". She points
To another long queue.
"Then you must get in line."

I join the queue.
We move up nicely.

M. Burusu

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Re: You know you're addicted to Touhou when...
« Reply #579 on: July 03, 2009, 10:12:32 AM »
I join the queue
We move up nicely

I ask the lady in front
What are we queuing for.
"To join another queue,"
She explains.

"How pointless," I say,
"I'm leaving". She points
To another long queue.
"Then you must get in line."

I join the queue.
We move up nicely.

Erm . . . and if you think it's mildly nihilistic instead?

By the by, who's the author?
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Slacker

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Re: You know you're addicted to Touhou when...
« Reply #580 on: July 03, 2009, 10:54:28 AM »
You?re not far of the truth that little poem apparently came from a book about multiple social aspects and for your question the author of this little poem is Roger McGough.
I don?t know if this will tell you anything though.

I saw this little poem on a small poster and I really thought about Reimu and Yukari speaking these lines, or am I the only one that can imagine that?

M. Burusu

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Re: You know you're addicted to Touhou when...
« Reply #581 on: July 03, 2009, 12:14:22 PM »
You?re not far of the truth that little poem apparently came from a book about multiple social aspects and for your question the author of this little poem is Roger McGough.
I don?t know if this will tell you anything though.

Eh, it tells me that I might like the works of Roger McGough. Might.

I saw this little poem on a small poster and I really thought about Reimu and Yukari speaking these lines, or am I the only one that can imagine that?

Well, I can honestly see it happening . . . though I honestly don't really see Yukari waiting in line for anything unless by some freak coincidence she's forbidden to (or unable to) gaphax.

Meanwhile, you know you're addicted to Touhou when you can appreciate weaponry more when it's equipped to a certain character. Or made by one.

Or when you go on a manhunt through Danbooru just to find one single picture that you saw as a still image for a Youtube-uploaded remix. Thank god for the 'Knight' tag.
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Zengar Zombolt

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Re: You know you're addicted to Touhou when...
« Reply #582 on: July 03, 2009, 12:42:10 PM »
Oh, another one.
...When you cannot look at a Guncannon without reminding Virtue of Wind God.

Hououin Kyouma

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Re: You know you're addicted to Touhou when...
« Reply #583 on: July 03, 2009, 12:57:12 PM »
Man in Korea there is a boy band called Dong Bang Shingi which Dong Bang is written same as the Touhou kanji so it sucks because i hate Dong Bang Shingi
"DUMBASS!" "I'd hit it" "Bear-sona~!" "Critical hits to the nads!" "What you're really asking is... "Will you please beat the **** out of me, Kanji?" "...I Gotta pee." ''Everydays great at your Junes~'' "You calling me a loser?"

c l e a r

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Re: You know you're addicted to Touhou when...
« Reply #584 on: July 04, 2009, 04:30:52 AM »
oh and guess what, I actually up to Reimu- "Visionary Miko" on a 1cc recently and lost, which really, really sucks.

I guess these also counts too...
- I saw a battle vid once on youtube and he used an Azelf, I immediately recognize the kana as Cirno.
- Pokemon nicknames to Touhou names, self-explanatory.

On a related note, I can safely say my brain functions with the following now:
Pad= Sakuya
Dio Brando= Sakuya
Armpit= Reimu

there is no hope for me... gaaaaahh....


 

Re: You know you're addicted to Touhou when...
« Reply #585 on: July 04, 2009, 07:04:34 AM »
... when someone refers to next-gen games, and you think "next-chen."

... when you glance at a chat window containing someone going "WHEEEEEEEEEEEEE!" and you think "CHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEN!"

Bias Bus

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Re: You know you're addicted to Touhou when...
« Reply #586 on: July 04, 2009, 08:05:02 AM »

I'd fund this Alice.
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WRATHIE_Beatrice

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Re: You know you're addicted to Touhou when...
« Reply #587 on: July 04, 2009, 12:39:44 PM »
when i shout cheeeeeeeeen at least once a day

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Re: You know you're addicted to Touhou when...
« Reply #588 on: July 04, 2009, 03:49:39 PM »
I mentally parsed "Ranko" (Ranma's sort-of-alter-ego) as "Kanako" for a brief instant.

M. Burusu

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Re: You know you're addicted to Touhou when...
« Reply #589 on: July 04, 2009, 05:57:23 PM »
I mentally parsed "Ranko" (Ranma's sort-of-alter-ego) as "Kanako" for a brief instant.

Really? Because I parsed it into something different. Try an 'e' in there. And from there my brain leapt over to a celestial.

Follow the bouncing trainofthought, kids!

*SHOT*
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nintendonut888

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Re: You know you're addicted to Touhou when...
« Reply #590 on: July 05, 2009, 06:36:53 AM »
While watching fireworks, I looked for gaps in the sparks.
nintendonut888: Hey Baity. I beat the high score for Sanae B hard on the score.dat you sent me. X3
Baity: For a moment, I thought you broke 1.1billion. Upon looking at my score.dat, I can assume that you destroyed the score that is my failed (first!) 1cc attempt on my first day of playing. Congratulations.

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M. Burusu

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Re: You know you're addicted to Touhou when...
« Reply #591 on: July 06, 2009, 07:09:05 AM »
While watching fireworks, I looked for gaps in the sparks.

There's hope for you yet.

For after all, you didn't . . .

A) Try to graze them.
B) Get reminded of an aforementioned 'Guncannon' through them.
or C) Imagine grazing them.

There's hope for you yet. Get worse while you still can! *shot*

And I SO want to see if anyone can come up with a patch or hack for the freeware game Spelunky that will put SA characters as enemies. Or Touhou characters in general (there's enough enemy types in there -- hell, there's even VAMPIRES in Area 2 [Level Feeling: "The Dead Are Restless!"\]).
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Alfred F. Jones

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Re: You know you're addicted to Touhou when...
« Reply #592 on: July 06, 2009, 04:48:33 PM »
I saw fireworks and I wanted to spam 2C to beat Mysterious Flying Shrine Maiden in Suika's story mode on lunatic, does that count :V

Re: You know you're addicted to Touhou when...
« Reply #593 on: July 06, 2009, 05:19:25 PM »
1-you are always fully clothed because you fear that aya will take a picture of you or that yukari may peep on you.
2-you imprudently run through hordes of people in the mall, grazing them.
3-you carry a small conversation with every important looking person you meet and then proceed to shoot them.
4-you once tried to fly on a broom.
5-you think shrine maidens have super powers.

6-you think dolls are awesome and useful in battles.
7-you have posted on this thread.
8-you have met ZUN personally.
9-you ARE ZUN.
10-you try to check out the exposed armpits of young girls whenever you have the chance.

11-your solution to all problems is: shooting people.
12-you think maids are able to throw over 600 knives per hour.
13-you beat every game in lunatic and completed the extra stages.
14-you did it in a single day.
15-you say "ze" at the end of every sentence.

16-when evaluating something, you prefer to use the number 96 as a maximum score instead of the usual 100.
17-you keep telling everyone to take it easy.
18-you have a large number of knives with you at all times, in case you need to fight.
19-you have a huge library.
20-one of your friends lives in it.

21-you cry "BLASPHEMY!" whenever someone says that they don't like touhou.
22-you have spent over 3 hours straight debating the size of patchy's breasts in the internet.
23-you own a spear called gugnir.
24-you believe that almost everyone needs to wear something on the head.
25-you have tried to spark someone.

26-you have succeeded in sparking someone.
27-you act dumb to drive your gardener crazy.
28-you are afraid that the inhabitants of the moon may destroy our efforts to get there.
29-you are understanding these.

Tengukami

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Re: You know you're addicted to Touhou when...
« Reply #594 on: July 06, 2009, 05:45:06 PM »
I know there are plenty of dangers there, but I often feel like Gensokyo isn't just a geographical location but a state of mind that I associate with joy, contentment and inspiration. Places, situations and even people can be "Gensokyon".

"Human history and growth are both linked closely to strife. Without conflict, humanity would have no impetus for growth. When humans are satisfied with their present condition, they may as well give up on life."

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Re: You know you're addicted to Touhou when...
« Reply #595 on: July 06, 2009, 07:30:21 PM »
My only souvenir from Moab was a little Native American doll.
Why?
So I could name it Stabs With Box Cutters.
Just kidding. I got it because it was a doll. And I was feeling Alice-y.

lmagus

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Re: You know you're addicted to Touhou when...
« Reply #596 on: July 06, 2009, 07:39:06 PM »
I know I'm addicted to Touhou when i bring it up everyday while talking to my girlfriend even though she has absolutely no interest in it...

When I bring it to work to play during my lunch time and forget to actually lunch...

Now I'm hungry...

When i skip gym during lunch time to play Touhou... =P
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Re: You know you're addicted to Touhou when...
« Reply #597 on: July 07, 2009, 04:48:42 AM »
I saw the full moon and thought of IN.

I also passed by "First Church of the Nazarene" on my bike. No points for guessing what I thought of.

Kojiremi

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Re: You know you're addicted to Touhou when...
« Reply #598 on: July 07, 2009, 05:04:39 AM »
you know when your addicted......





When "Slow Ride" becomes one of your favorite songs

Slow Ride! Take it easy! Slow Ride! Take it eashey!! Slow Ride! Take it Easy!!
*sings the whole song to himself as he wanders the forum*
See the patterns, feel the patterns, become one with the patterns, avoid the patterns
In order to live through the patterns, you must understand the patterns for everything else there is MASTER SPARK.

WRATHIE_Beatrice

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Re: You know you're addicted to Touhou when...
« Reply #599 on: July 07, 2009, 05:06:09 AM »
when ur just here, looking for touhou news when u know it's not coming so soon or ever..  :V

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