Maidens of the Kaleidoscope
~Hakurei Shrine~ => Touhou Addict Recovery Center => Topic started by: andykhang on August 30, 2016, 05:31:51 PM
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We know that Touhou's girl use their power for mundane and unusual thing, like Reisen's application as a sound buzzer, or Okuu's application to cook Yakitori. So I made this thread for us to think about all of the unusual application we could get from their power.
Let me start first: Kaguya's eternal manipulation: By frozen the molecues in place, she make the coolest ice cream ever.
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Make Waggyhime do pool wave in the lake?
nvm, its lame.
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Remilia uses her manipulation of fate to win poker games :V
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Keine never experiences the a case of the mondays, ever.
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Keine never experiences the a case of the mondays, ever.
Because she deleted all of them out of existence?
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Reisen use her ability to make BGM for the situation, making her the second-most annoying sound in gensokyo.
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Toyohime opens a demolition businness and uses her fan for a quick and clean job.
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Meiling can open the fuck out of a jammed pickle jar.
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Aya makes the fastest delivery ever.
Hina spins so fast she turns into a drill.
Yamame uses her web to give advanced hugs.
Yukari can get beer from the fridge without ever leaving the couch.
Satori would be the best interrogator ever.
Youmu is the ultimate deli slicer.
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Use Nitori's water control and gain energy through water turbines.
Use Kanako's wind control in a wind farm and gain eolic power.
Use Utsuho's powers and gain solar energy.
Free energy everywhere!
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Use Nitori's water control and gain energy through water turbines.
Use Kanako's wind control in a wind farm and gain eolic power.
Use Utsuho's powers and gain solar energy.
Free energy everywhere!
So does that mean Suwako = geothermal?
Also you might as well call in Iku, it'll probably be way more efficient.
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Hell, if you want even more energy, ask Suika to make a miniature black hole and collect it hawking radiation.
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Hell, if you want even more energy, ask Suika to make a miniature black hole and collect it hawking radiation.
Doesn't seem very efficient though. You only get as much energy as you put into it.
I mean, these types of magic already violate most physics, but I'm pretty sure with most characters' abilities you could come up with some clever excuse to make it work in theory.
Still though, Iku could feed directly into the grid, bypassing pretty much all limitations.
At this point though, pretty much every character's abilities would be really useful if they weren't restricted by the plot. Like imagine an ordinary day:
Sakuya tries to knife Meiling for sleeping.
Hisoutensoku released.
Meiling is now a playable character, so she can graze!
nope.avi
Meanwhile...
Komachi gets her job done in 10 seconds by making the distance next to nothing and using her boat as a bridge.
Meanwhile...
Reimu resolving an incident as usual. And then she realized she could teleport so she teleported to the final boss.
Meanwhile...
Yuyuko realizes that not only can she fly, she also can't die! Yuyuko went to visit the moon.
Meanwhile...
Flandre's wings shouldn't be able to generate much lift, but screw physics. Also given that she's an EX boss how did Remi and the others manage to contain her for 495 years?
Meanwhile...
Someone actually beat Yukari?
Yukari flips border of win and loss.
Guess Yukari wins again.
Meanwhile...
Reisen can become invisible by inducing hallicinations. You saw nothing.
There's tons more situations we could name.
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There are all kinds of gambling possibilities where Sakuya is concerned.
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When in a pinch, Keine needs no hammer to drive nails.
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Use Nitori's water control and gain energy through water turbines.
Use Kanako's wind control in a wind farm and gain eolic power.
Use Utsuho's powers and gain solar energy.
Free energy everywhere!
Build a turbine and a water-filled closed tube forming a loop, put Mokou on one end and Cirno on the other. An easy steam engine!
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Build a turbine and a water-filled closed tube forming a loop, put Mokou on one end and Cirno on the other. An easy steam engine!
Patchouli would be a better choice. Less could go wrong. But wait...
Marisa: Whatcha got there? *poke*
*nuclear explosion* (not really)
DexterPatchy: Dee-Dee! Get out of my laboratory! Ugh.
Anyway...
Yukari ate too much so she uses gaps to put some of the contents of her stomach somewhere else.
Reisen maybe could reduce pain? And make panicking people calm down.
Rumia would be annoying to play hide and seek with. Even though you can see the big sphere of darkness you can't actually win if you can't find her.
Mystia as well.
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Kagerou:
Step 1: Turn wolf
Step 2: Shave the hair.
Step 3: Ask Yukari or Alice to mend these hair together.
Step 4: Profit in the fake hair industry. (Special werewolf hair! Only Available in Full moon)
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How big is Rumia's darkness sphere? Could Remi just tag along with Rumia and never burn in the sunlight? I mean I doubt she would be able to see anything but hey, at least she could go outside.
Same with Flandre. Although I guess Flan is fine staying indoors all the time being an Extra boss.
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How big is Rumia's darkness sphere? Could Remi just tag along with Rumia and never burn in the sunlight? I mean I doubt she would be able to see anything but hey, at least she could go outside.
Same with Flandre. Although I guess Flan is fine staying indoors all the time being an Extra boss.
The maximum range is unknown, but Aya was apparently able to stay with Rumia in the darkness during all her StB stages, and people got inside without even meeting Rumia at least once, so it can probably get decently big if she wanted. Certainly bigger than just that 2-meters-diameter sphere shown in OSP, so hosting a couple more people shouldn't be a problem.
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Yukari ate too much so she uses gaps to put some of the contents of her stomach somewhere else.
She also never needs to get up and walk to the bathroom - she can just put a gap in her panties that leads to the bathroom.
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She also never needs to get up and walk to the bathroom - she can just put a gap in her panties that leads to the bathroom.
I'm glad that I'm not the only person who thought of that. (hey, it's practical, don't call me a pervert)
That's would take some extreme accuracy, but hey, she could change the border of hit and miss.
Troll Yukari strikes again!
(as a side effect she might accidentally snipe Reimu)
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^Or even more effective, in her anus. Yukari would then truly be the idol that never poop or fart :)
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guhhh all of these great ideas are really making me want a canon touhou visual novel about the 'ordinary' lives in gensokyo.
oh well. im sure someone will make a fangame of something like that sooner or later, right?
also...
reimu making suika use her collective ability tew collect all the yen in gensokyo.
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^She would have better chance asking Shou to do that. Just challenge Bikeren to SPELL CARD DUEL ON MOTOCYCLES!!! and win with her immense luck.
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There's a whole danbooru gallery of Yukari's gap shenanigans, some of it SFW, some of it not.
[nsfw]http://danbooru.donmai.us/pools/1970[/nsfw]
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Wow, this thread turned really gross.
But a vacation with Yukari would be fun. No long ass car rides, no plane trips, just a gap and your there.
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^That's kinda what she's always do with her gap though
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And there would no reason to carry bags, just open a gap to home to get what you want.
Also, bank robbery.
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Daymn dats nasty, ethic & moral dood, remember?
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Luna & Sunny, safe exhib*tionism play
Edit : I just forgot to post this line, totally not because i just realized it now,
The effort you put into the act is all that matters
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Ironically, Patchouli would excel at wilderness survival.
? Finding water? Obviously solved by water magic
? Starting a fire? Fire magic, of course. Or focused sun magic if you want to show off.
? Building shelter? Use earth magic to turn the ground into a hut, or wood magic to make a literal treehouse.
? You never know when you need a knife, and you always have one with metal magic.
? Finding food? Some wood magic will determine where something safe to eat is, or simply turn bark into sugar. (Also see below.)
? Dangerous animals, or people? A direct blast with pretty much anything works as an attack spell. Great for hunting, too.
? Need a map of your surroundings? An earth/wood spell should do the trick, earth/wood/water if there?re creeks or rivers.
? Need to know where your surroundings are? An earth/moon/sun spell should make a functional GPS.
That should work for a start.
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Ironically, Patchouli would excel at wilderness survival.
? Finding water? Obviously solved by water magic
? Starting a fire? Fire magic, of course. Or focused sun magic if you want to show off.
? Building shelter? Use earth magic to turn the ground into a hut, or wood magic to make a literal treehouse.
? You never know when you need a knife, and you always have one with metal magic.
? Finding food? Some wood magic will determine where something safe to eat is, or simply turn bark into sugar. (Also see below.)
? Dangerous animals, or people? A direct blast with pretty much anything works as an attack spell. Great for hunting, too.
? Need a map of your surroundings? An earth/wood spell should do the trick, earth/wood/water if there?re creeks or rivers.
? Need to know where your surroundings are? An earth/moon/sun spell should make a functional GPS.
That should work for a start.
What if those spells require materials, though? I'd imagine you wouldn't be able to find all the materials needed in a survival situation. Or maybe not, I don't really know (I'm not a magician.)
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Iku would be the best meteorologist ever.
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Junko using her ability on Suika's gourd would set up an unlimited supply of pure ethanol.
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The thing that gave sake it taste is the little bit though.
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What if those spells require materials, though? I'd imagine you wouldn't be able to find all the materials needed in a survival situation. Or maybe not, I don't really know (I'm not a magician.)
If you mean material components for the spells, I don't think Patchouli would have that problem; she doesn't seem like a D&D/Pathfinder kind of wizard.
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Yuyuko can kill mosquitos without using her hands (I guess)
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If you mean material components for the spells, I don't think Patchouli would have that problem; she doesn't seem like a D&D/Pathfinder kind of wizard.
Magicians explicitly require material components - it comes up all the time.
Marisa needs a source of light and heat to power her Master Spark - normally this comes from her mini-Hakkero, but in Fairy Wars when she was just joking around she attacked Cirno with a Spark powered by a flashlight.
There's also a manga chapter where Marisa hunts for Water Dragon Scales(?), which she says have a strong water affinity and would let her cast ice magic even in summer.
Marisa even says that the reason so many magicians have weak bodies is because they spend all their time working with toxic substances as part of their experiments.
Now, for actual combat, Patchouli seems to rely mostly on grimoires she created ahead of time. Likewise for Byakuren and her scroll. Alice appears to own a powerful grimoire but mostly relies on dolls stuffed with gunpowder. As a human, Marisa isn't capable of creating grimoires (just Let's Plays that she calls "Grimoires" as a marketing gimmick).
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I imagine Yukari just steals food from Yuyuko via gaps.