Day 153, September 9th, 2011.
On the second day of the school trip, Rise fulfils her promise of showing the group around the island and, towards the evening, they visit the Club Escapade at the island illustrious Paulownia Mall. Everyone?s all impressed by the shiny lights, so nobody sees Naoto until he?s right on top of us.
Naoto questions the legality of underage school students visiting an establishment such as this club, but quickly backs down and readies to leave. Chie and Yukiko invite him to come along. With some prodding from Rise he caves, and we all pile into the private area Rise booked for us by pulling some strings. Kanji?s been acting very suspect since Naoto showed up, just like back when. Hm.
The group arrange themselves comfortably in the private room, and drinks are provided. Rise explains that the entire evening is free due to a favour that the establishment owes her. Apparently the power blew out unexpectedly two years back. Yeah, if only we could have such normal problems these days.
Teddie and, soon Yukiko as well, appear unduly amused by each other?s jokes, arousing suspicion from the rest of the group. Yosuke questions the content of their drinks, and a red-faced Rise, hiccupping, assures him that she ordered non-alcoholic beverages. Before Kanji can object, Rise declares King?s Game. Something that, allegedly, adults play by law, according to Rise. I? don?t think we should trust Rise while she?s in this state.
Rise complains about parties at her work no doubt getting more entertaining once the children have left for their homes and tasks Kanji with getting chopsticks ready. Rules are then explained. One chopstick makes a person the, uh, King, the rest have numbers on them. The King is then supposed to give an order to a number ? without knowing who has what number - and the person with that number on their chopstick have to carry out the order. This will
not end well. Also how do you know about these things Yukiko?
With Rise encouraging, chopsticks are pulled. Teddie learns that he is the King. And asks for a, and I quote, ?smooch? from number three. Number three is Kanji.
With encouragement from Yukiko, Teddie pounces on Kanji. Kanji?s cries for help are ignored. Which moves us swiftly on to round two.
Souji warily pulls a chopstick, finding that it has a red mark ? the King?s mark ? on it. And I am apparently obligated to do something more extreme than the previous King. This is a terrible monarchy. I demand a people?s revolt!
Rise and Yukiko suggest increasingly risqu? orders to Souji. Okay. Okay. Three girls, two guys, but one of them is Naoto. That?s a three-in-five chance of me just blatantly ending up taking advantage, a one-in-five chance that I end up doing weird things with an underclassman. Yosuke, you?re my only chance at salvation! Karma, don?t fail me now!
Souji orders that number four get a piggyback ride. Number four turns out to be Yosuke. Sorry, man. It?s for the greater good.
Once Souji and Yosuke have suffered enough for the rest of the group?s amusement, Yukiko?s urging becomes more and more involved. She demands that Naoto reveal embarrassing secrets. Despite Yosuke protests, and to the surprise of the rest of the group, Naoto agrees, offering to take the opportunity to talk about his life. Naoto explains that his is a family of consulting detectives who offer their help to the police. This help was invaluable during the time when crime scene investigators were rare, and so Naoto?s grandfather has a lot of pull.
Naoto continues to elaborate that it is expected of an investigator to be well versed in science and medicine, and thus he is obliged to further his studies. Apologising for the lack of a punchline, Naoto ends his story, and asks, in return, the group reveal their true involvement with the murder case. Would you believe that Yukiko spills the beans straight up? TV-jumping, Persona-summoning, Shadow-beating, the works. Still, the situation works to our advantage ? Naoto doesn?t believe a word of it, and is quite angry, actually.
Resigning himself to not receiving a satisfactory answer, Naoto wonders how Yukiko, Teddie and Rise have managed to become so inebriated, considering that no alcohol had been served at the club since last year?s rash of drunk driving. Can one get drunk off? atmosphere? If it?s oversaturated with oxygen, maybe. Another answer is that those three are bat-crazy. But we knew that already. I?ll let Naoto have the last word of the evening.
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