Day 5, 3:00 PM
Alice Margatroid had received an invitation to the Scarlet Devil Mansion a week ago. She was somewhat surprised to see the gate guard missing. She was somewhat more surprised to see the mansion?s roof was missing. Walking up the cracked steps, she knocked at the front door, noting that she could probably have simply walked through the ruined wall to her left just as easily.
?Ah, hello Alice. We?re a little busy at the moment, so could you come back later??
?What happened here??
?We had a run in with some people from the outside world, so if you don?t mind it isn?t safe here.?
Then Sakuya looked to the sky, noting some airplanes approaching from the distance.
?Come in. Now.?
?What??
?Hurry,? Sakuya said, grabbing Alice?s arm and rushing her to the library.
?This isn?t like you at all.?
?If you want to live, you?ll stay in the library and keep your head down.?
Sakuya nearly threw Alice through the library?s main entrance. The room was one of the few with its roof mostly intact, due to strong magical reinforcements designed to keep Marisa out.
?Air raid!? Sakuya yelled into the room, before closing the door.
?Hello Alice,? Patchouli grumbled from behind a pile of books at the far end of the library, amongst rows of maids quickly designing spell cards, preparing for battle, bustling to and fro and getting in each other?s way.
?What on earth is going on here?? a ruffled Alice yelled, making her way to Patchy?s desk.
?We went to war.?
?And you didn?t tell me??
?It was short notice. I?m sorry about this, but I have to be outside. The enemy is about to drop lots of bombs from the sky, and every bomb I fail to stop makes a bigger hole in the house.?
?But-?
However, Patchouli had already left, leaving Alice alone with about a hundred loud, uncoordinated fairly maids.
?Sorry about not retracting the invitation, there just wasn?t time,? a red-headed demon with two pairs of bat wings, one set where her ears should be, added. ?Tea??
?Um, sure.?
?You, third row, fetch us each some tea. Earl Grey, with two lemon slices, cream, and two tablespoons of sugar.?
?Yes ma?am!? the fairy maid responded.
?Right now we?re preparing some special spell cards.? The demon Koakuma explained. ?I?d be with Patchy myself, but unless these idiots are constantly attended, they have a tendency to blow themselves up.?
?Ah, now seems to be a bad time, perhaps I?ll take my leave.?
?You?re not going anywhere until the outsiders finish bombing the house.?
?And why not??
?Well, the outsiders aren?t terribly accurate. Leave now and you?ll be a red bloodstained crater. This library is a magically fortified bunker, making it the safest place for miles.?
?Well, might as well make the best of it,? Alice responded, taking her cup from the returning fairy maid. She took a sip, then the ground rumbled causing it to spill all over her dress.
?Ah, the bombing has started. You may want to get down.? Koakuma said nonchalantly. Alice, taking Koa?s advice stayed low as the rumblings continued. About five minutes into it, a particularly loud noise shook the library itself.
?I thought you said we were safe!?
?No, I said that everywhere else was more dangerous.?
?Well that?s just so comforting,? Alice?s sarcasm audible even through the screaming of fairy maids and the roar of? a master spark?
?Marisa! What are you doing? Get down now!? Alice yelled.
?Just here to borrow a few books!?
?Now is really not the time for your games.?
?Whenever Patchy leaves the library is a perfect time to borrow!?
?If you don?t want to die,? Koakuma stared at Marisa murderously, grabbing around twenty of the spell cards the maids of the household were working on, ?Then I suggest you keep your head down until Patchouli finishes up outside.?
?Aw, lighten up Koa, Patchy?s never minded much before.?
?Patchy isn?t here. Grenade.? Koakuma then threw all the spell cards at Marisa. Marisa flew backwards in time to see all the cards blow up much more violently than normal spell cards would have.
?Hey, what?s the big idea? You could have killed me!?
?This isn?t a game anymore Marisa. Now either stay out of the way, or I won?t miss.?
?Pity. The forest of magic will be somewhat lonely without her.?
?I?m just here to borrow some books??
?And I?m sure you?ll return them when you die.?
Then, Koakuma reached for a hundred of the spell cards from before. Marisa, only her because of her kleptomania, left as fast as her broom could take her, grabbing books at random on the way out.
?Knowing her, she?ll treat this like an incident,? Alice said.
?She?ll get herself killed if she gets involved. If you like her, you should probably keep her inside for the next few days.?
?She can take care of herself.?
?Suit yourself.?
Patchouli re-entered the library, somewhat singed.
?I think,? Patchouli wheezed, ?I missed one.?
?No, that was Marisa.?
?I seem to have underestimated her master spark,? Patchouli finished, before collapsing. Sakuya helped her up.
?That?s it, you are going to Eientei. No excuses.?
??Is it safe to go?? Alice asked.
?Ah?? Sakuya reacted. ?Oh, yes, it is. Well, it was nice meeting you Alice. Same time next week??
?Depends. That was? interesting.?
?And make sure you fly on the way home. Don?t walk.?
?Why??
?Because we stuffed the woods full of landmines.?
?What were you thinking? What if I stepped on one coming here??
?Well then, it?s a good thing you flew.?
?I really don?t care what you do when I?m not around,? Alice, began, ?but next time you wage a war, tell me before I get here.?