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Comical Rewrites of Windows Games (EoSD Rewrite in progress)
« on: January 07, 2011, 06:19:24 AM »
Right, so as the title says, this is me rewriting the windows games to be more humorous. I'd like some suggestions as to which one I should do first.
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Re: Comical Rewrites of Windows Games
« Reply #1 on: January 07, 2011, 06:29:37 AM »
Malice scenario of IN or SA. 
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Re: Comical Rewrites of Windows Games
« Reply #2 on: January 07, 2011, 07:46:07 AM »
Quote from: UncleFinger on January 07, 2011, 06:29:37 AM
Malice scenario of IN or SA.
Could you explain what you mean?
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Re: Comical Rewrites of Windows Games
« Reply #3 on: January 07, 2011, 11:27:47 AM »
Quote from: Smallfry on January 07, 2011, 07:46:07 AM
Could you explain what you mean?

Magic Team route of Imperishable Night or Marisa A route of Subterranean Animism
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Re: Comical Rewrites of Windows Games
« Reply #4 on: January 07, 2011, 12:35:49 PM »
Fanon/memes EVERYWHERE

I think that it would be better if all the playable characters (according to their games) would go to solve incidents~
It wouldn't be nice to see Marisa and Alice bitching about eachother throughout IN and SA.... or maybe it would :3
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Re: Comical Rewrites of Windows Games
« Reply #5 on: January 07, 2011, 02:21:08 PM »
Well my suggestions have already been mentioned, so I'm going to make a sarcastic contribution and say: Perfect Cherry Blossom

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Re: Comical Rewrites of Windows Games
« Reply #6 on: January 07, 2011, 02:29:15 PM »
Since Marisa&Alice seems to be the most popular suggestion, how about adding Alice to the Marisa scenarios of the other games?
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Re: Comical Rewrites of Windows Games
« Reply #7 on: January 07, 2011, 04:33:26 PM »
Quote from: Whatthe on January 07, 2011, 02:29:15 PM
Since Marisa&Alice seems to be the most popular suggestion, how about adding Alice to the Marisa scenarios of the other games?

Marisa and Alice versus the Scarlet Devil Mansion?

Incidently, I've always wondered why when picking humans to enter hell in Subterranean Animism, all the youkai kind of skipped over Mokou. An immortal phoenix would be my first choice to send into a fiery pit of death.
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Re: Comical Rewrites of Windows Games
« Reply #8 on: January 07, 2011, 10:54:21 PM »
Kay, so I'm going to do a rewrite of Marisa's story in EoSD first. (Yes, it will include Alice.)

EDIT: Should I make it a rewrite of the original thing, or make it in the present time? (With all the new characters and such)
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Re: Comical Rewrites of Windows Games
« Reply #9 on: January 08, 2011, 01:02:13 AM »
Rumia + Mystia for a little extra darkness...?

If you can fit the new guys in, then sure, that sounds fun ^^
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Re: Comical Rewrites of Windows Games
« Reply #10 on: January 08, 2011, 01:17:10 AM »
Quote from: capt. h on January 07, 2011, 04:33:26 PM
Incidently, I've always wondered why when picking humans to enter hell in Subterranean Animism, all the youkai kind of skipped over Mokou. An immortal phoenix would be my first choice to send into a fiery pit of death.

Marisa stole the precious things of Alice, Patchy and Nitori.
I understand Suika and Yukari choosing Reimu, but why Aya? 
Also Genre Savvy - Mokou's fire magic wouldn't exactly be of any use, now would it?  Reimu's Miko hax and Marisa's high powered magic would generally be more useful. 

Quote from: Smallfry on January 07, 2011, 10:54:21 PM
Kay, so I'm going to do a rewrite of Marisa's story in EoSD first. (Yes, it will include Alice.)

EDIT: Should I make it a rewrite of the original thing, or make it in the present time? (With all the new characters and such)

I guess present time, as a reenactment for Keine's class :D
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Re: Comical Rewrites of Windows Games
« Reply #11 on: January 08, 2011, 01:31:07 AM »
Quote from: capt. h on January 07, 2011, 04:33:26 PM
Incidently, I've always wondered why when picking humans to enter hell in Subterranean Animism, all the youkai kind of skipped over Mokou. An immortal phoenix would be my first choice to send into a fiery pit of death.
All the others had some interest in what was going on.  Mokou seemingly didn't care enough, so... Yeah.
Quote from: UncleFinger on January 08, 2011, 01:17:10 AM
I understand Suika and Yukari choosing Reimu, but why Aya? 
...And Aya smelled a scoop in the making and forced Reimu to let her tag along.  The more you know~!
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Re: Comical Rewrites of Windows Games
« Reply #12 on: January 08, 2011, 02:57:45 AM »
Prologue ~ The Prologue

Keine: Quiet everyone! Quiet!
*Class keeps talking*
Keine: (soft voice) I said quiet.
*Room goes silent*
Keine: Today, we have a special guest. She has almost the same stature as the famous Reimu Hakurei, and has accompanied her on many journeys. Please welcome, Marisa Kirisame.
*Marisa walks in*
Marisa: Hiya kids!
Class: (emotionless) Hello Marisa.
Marisa: (whispers to Keine) What a great bunch.
Keine: (whispers to Marisa) Just get on with it!
Marisa: Ok ok... Anywho...
Marisa: I'm going to tell you all about my AMAZING adventure to the Scarlet Devil Mansion!
Class: We already know about that!
Marisa: No no no! That's Reimu's story you heard. You haven't heard MINE yet, ze!
Keine: Go on, tell them about it.
Marisa: It all started on a summer morning....at least i thought it was morning.....

Check back soon for stage 1!



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Re: Comical Rewrites of Windows Games (EoSD Rewrite in progress)
« Reply #13 on: January 08, 2011, 11:52:17 PM »
Stage 1 ~  The First Stage
With red mist everywhere, it remains night all day....

Marisa: *wakes up* Why..*yawn*...is it so cold?
*looks outside*
Marisa: Oh my. I think I overslept....Is it midnight or lunchtime?
*someone knocks on door*
Marisa: Yeah, who is it?
Aya: I've come to deliver a special edition of BunBunMaru!
Marisa: I don't want your freaking newspaper! It's dark outside when it's supposed to be lunchtime!!
Aya: But....But...I put so much effort into this...
Marisa: Fine, fine! Leave it on the doorstep and I'll read it.
Aya: Thank you so very much for helping BunBunMaru!
Marisa: *picks up paper* Stupid little....What does this say??
Marisa: Strange mansion appears near Misty Lake.. Red mist appears shortly after...
Marisa: This sounds like a job for....ME!
Marisa: *puts on clothes and gets broom* Away we go!

*Much fairy fighting and bullet dodging*

Marisa: *whistling* I hate night time. There are only weirdos out at this time
?: OI! WHO'R YOU CALLIN' A WEERDO?
Marisa: I didn't mention you, now did I?
?: AYE, BUT YE WERE THINKIN'A ABOUD IT, NOW WEREN'T YE?
Marisa: Uhh...No.. I'll be on my way now...
?: NOT SO FAST! I BEEN MIGHTY...*hack cough cough*
Marisa: You've been mighty what? Who are you anyways?
?: *little girl voice* My name is Rumia! Want to play?
Marisa: No thanks. I've got a job to do.
Rumia: But I'm bored!!!! I WANNA PLAY!!
Marisa: Here we go..
Marisa: *shoots a single bullet*
Rumia: Oww!! Meany! I only want to play! *turns around and runs into a tree* Sob..sob...
Marisa: Well then, continuing on. Jeez, it's gotten really foggy...and cold....
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Re: Comical Rewrites of Windows Games (EoSD Rewrite in progress)
« Reply #14 on: January 09, 2011, 01:45:55 AM »
lol Scottish Rumia :3
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Re: Comical Rewrites of Windows Games (EoSD Rewrite in progress)
« Reply #15 on: January 09, 2011, 06:35:06 AM »
Quote from: UncleFinger on January 09, 2011, 01:45:55 AM
lol Scottish Rumia :3
Trying to sound tough  :V
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Re: Comical Rewrites of Windows Games (EoSD Rewrite in progress)
« Reply #16 on: January 09, 2011, 10:04:24 PM »
Stage 2 ~ Silly Fairies
Silly fairies....

Marisa: Jeez, it's gotten cold...
Marisa: *Bumps into a fairy*
Fairy: Did you.....Did you just bump me?!?!?
Marisa: ...No. *nervous smile*
Fairy: Oh. Ok, then. Bye~
Marisa:...Heh.

***

Marisa: *whistling*
Another Fairy: *Bumps Marisa*
Marisa: Excuse me, did you just bump me?
Fairy: I believe I did.
Marisa: Please apologize before I turn you into dust.
Fairy: Turn me...into dust?? How dare you?!? I'LL KILL Y-....Huh?
Fairy: *Turns around*
Fairy: Uhh.....Uhh.....Um...*runs away panicking*
Marisa: Hah! Showed her. Now to..Hm?
Marisa: *Turns around*
Marisa: Uhh....Hi?
Big Fairy: You! Have you been harassing my friends?
Marisa:..No. *nervous smile*
Big Fairy: LIES! I have eyewitness reports!
Marisa: Well, let's here them.
Fairy #1: You tricked a fairy into believing you didn't bump her!
Fairy #2: You threatened to turn a fairy to dust!
Big Fairy: Well, what do you have to say?
Marisa:....Look over there!
*All fairies look*
Marisa: *escapes while they aren't looking*
Big fairy: There wasn't anything over th- HUH?!

***

Marisa: I shouldn't have worn short sleeves... brrr...
Fairy: I WILL PUT AN END TO YOUR MADNESS!
Marisa: Who are you?
Fairy: MY IDENTITY IS NO CONCERN FOR YOU! However, my name is Cirno.
Marisa: I'm kinda in a hurry...so I'll just be on my way..
Cirno: NEVER! I will not let you pass! I will defeat you here and now!
Marisa: How will you do that?
Cirno: EYE AM THE STRONGEST!
Marisa:......You're right. Your strength is no match for me. I surrender.
Cirno: HAH! I knew I would triumph! Goodbye, human! *flies away*
Marisa:...Hehehe...Carrying on.
Marisa: Oh look, there's the island now.
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Re: Comical Rewrites of Windows Games (EoSD Rewrite in progress)
« Reply #17 on: January 13, 2011, 04:03:30 AM »
Stage 3 ~ Chinese....what?
"You think your petty laser can- AGH!"

Marisa: I think I'll stop flying for now, and look around.
Marisa: *whistle* It sure is pretty.
Distance: An' jus' what d'ya think yer doin'?
Marisa: I was enjoying the flowers.
Distance: Come o'er to the gate. Keep followin' the path.
Marisa:...Oooookay.
Marisa: *flies to gate* Helloo?
Strange Fellow in Green(not Luigi): 'Ey thar. I been migh'y bored lately.
Marisa: Who might you be?
Not Luigi: Me name's Meiling. E'ryone calls me China.
Marisa: *giggle* China?
Meiling: 'Ey! It feels degratin' to 'ave yer name thrown 'round like a wad of paper!
Marisa: Whatcha gonna do about it? *smirk*
China: I'll Lay ye on yer back an' smack ye inna the groun'!
Marisa: Oho! I accept your challenge!
China: YAAAAAAHHHH!!!!
Marisa: *yawn* Master spark.
*large explosion of love and magic*
Marisa: Hm? Where'd she go?
Marisa:...I seem to have broken the gate down.
Marisa: She won't be happy about that at all~
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