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Flarf thread
« on: December 30, 2010, 01:01:40 pm »
This is a flarf.
Write some flarfs here!
I'm not random enough, but here's my first:

BITCH SLAP 06
Manufacturer and marketer of central vacuum systems,
Stephen John Fry (Londen, 24 augustus 1957)
it turns out, isn't in the free Merriam-Webster Online Dictionary
We do stuff.
Biology, ecology, habitat, and status of rare, threatened and endangered
Barack Hussein Obama II the 44th and current President of the United
Horses On Ice
AHHHH VOETBAL en daarna Hoeren neuken en trauma s bezorgen
omfg :D cute i love the one with sharp teeth and the one behind it.
What is the name of the fish with the hump on their head?
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Re: Flarf thread
« Reply #1 on: December 30, 2010, 08:51:30 pm »
What is this abomination thou speaketh of?  :ohdear:

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Re: Flarf thread
« Reply #2 on: December 30, 2010, 09:20:46 pm »
you google with random keywords and take some lines of text from the results.
that's it. click the link in OP for more info
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Re: Flarf thread
« Reply #3 on: December 31, 2010, 08:10:22 pm »
all right, sounds interesting.
I'll try it.

quick brown
Location of the Netherlands (dark green)
Download QuickTime 7 Player free for PC and Mac
Official site. Contains navigation to 60 departmental
Official site. [Requires Netscape 4.0+ or Internet Explorer
Jumps West is the premiere equine equipment company
Purchase name brands at clearance prices at
/ˈleɪ zi/ Show Spelled [ley-zee] Show IPA adjective
The dog (Canis lupus familiaris) is a domesticated form

hope this is crazy enough.

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Re: Flarf thread
« Reply #4 on: December 31, 2010, 11:04:24 pm »
Malzaherp requires sausage
Lord of Sausage ?? Junior Member.
Ever wonder what Teemo/Eve/Malzahar players look like?
Rammus gets all the girls!
blood...are you making black sausage? then why didn't you call me ...
The Power of the Void is nigh and Malzahar's words bring madness
Spirit Sausage used to give morde's ult the regeneration bonus from .... to what the original design idea was behind Malzahar, if you know. ...

I think mine sucks, but oh well :/
I eat squirrels.

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Re: Flarf thread
« Reply #5 on: January 01, 2011, 06:36:51 pm »
Malzaherp requires sausage
Lord of Sausage ?? Junior Member.
Ever wonder what Teemo/Eve/Malzahar players look like?
Rammus gets all the girls!
blood...are you making black sausage? then why didn't you call me ...
The Power of the Void is nigh and Malzahar's words bring madness
Spirit Sausage used to give morde's ult the regeneration bonus from .... to what the original design idea was behind Malzahar, if you know. ...

I think mine sucks, but oh well :/

I wouldn't worry about. I don't think it's possible to tell the difference between a good flarf and a bad flarf.


EDIT:

French Military Victories
Your search - french military victories - did not match any documents. Suggestions: - Make sure all words are spelled correctly. - Try different keywords.
A complete list of French Military Victories: End
that 'French military defeats' is a more appropriate search-engine term than 'French military victories' is well known
The French have possibly the worst military record in the history of mankind.
I defy you to name a french military victory that DID NOT include a third party… Oh, and, by the way, Napolean ISN'T FRENCH!
I'm french and I totally agree with this
« Last Edit: January 01, 2011, 06:52:14 pm by capt. h »

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Re: Flarf thread
« Reply #6 on: January 02, 2011, 03:08:46 am »
unintelligible sequence of characters
Friday, 6. August, 09:38. newlisp incomprehensible, obscure.
random or pseudorandom fashion,Computer Science and Communications Dictionary
Realtime Information Sharing with Android-Crowdroid for Business Applied Encryption:
Ensuring Integrity of Tactical Data, the motorhueso net experience
of words or to .... The meaning of the expression used takes on the character of symbol
Detecting Wikipedia Vandalism with Active Learning, You can search only with Japanese characters.
(moji) "character" + 化け (bake) "change", is the happenstance of incorrect, ...
single key, which like "<" and ">" and so on - Fixed the bmp file which can't be displayed
Emergent Culture – Would the Real Mayan Calendar Please Stand Up?


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Re: Flarf thread
« Reply #7 on: January 02, 2011, 05:21:06 am »
Counting:

A grassroots campaign of more than 2 million people
located at 22 Hawthorne Street, San Francisco, California 94105.
Operates in many countries around the world,
The world's leading operator of luxury hotels and resorts.
An English boyband put together in 1997 by the same team that
Includes facility, admission, and attraction information.
The leader in premium denim now offers
A bonus round in which you have one minute to guess the
Struggles to find harmony in his professional and personal lives.
Completed by Nirvana and Soundgarden.

(I think I did this incorrectly in that I tried too hard to make it flow properly, even if it doesn't make that much sense.)

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Re: Flarf thread
« Reply #8 on: January 04, 2011, 05:18:37 pm »
Kalleidoskope Maidens

Help the stupid one: need to attach sound to button - AHHHhhhhhHHHHH! BUGS!
The administrator of Touhou Wiki is the highest level Fire Release technique,[2] and according to Zetsu one of the most powerful ninjutsu in existence.
This is a game from a couple years ago of shaq swearing on live TV!
The Rou Estate is an area of land situated on the North East part of the Ionian island of Corfu.
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Defend your beloved lawn from a variety of enemies in this fast-paced action game (東方花映塚 〜 Phantasmagoria of Flower View., lit. lit. Oriental Flower Viewing Mound)
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Re: Flarf thread
« Reply #9 on: January 05, 2011, 07:33:50 pm »
The Case of the Stolen Precious Thing
Worst case won't kill ya and best case might change your life.
“Like precious faith,” as Paul calls it
Larry puts the precious metal in a jail cell for safekeeping, but he is overpowered
Before the precious treasure was returned to its owner, a sad domestic quarrel
In truth, the act that led to the awarding of the medal was the precious thing
~ Oscar Wilde ~ ... Enermax 535W , Case Antec Super LanBoy. OS XP Pro SP2, Monitor
Then there is, as we mentioned earlier the case of the unpleasant medicine.
Siam Honesty can provide our clients
Cash Converters Collingwood and Northcote! YEAH! Only a handful of not-so-precious things
In your soul are infinitely precious things that cannot be taken from you. ... will help trace your mobile in case of a theft. 4.
 

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