Author Topic: Guide me along this barren path  (Read 169717 times)

E-Nazrin

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Re: Guide me along this barren path
« Reply #60 on: June 20, 2009, 04:20:18 AM »
>Swear vengeance on competing muggers

>Make mental note to start a broken power cord drug ring
There was something here once. Wonder what...

Re: Guide me along this barren path
« Reply #61 on: June 20, 2009, 04:25:00 AM »
>Exam Underwear

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Re: Guide me along this barren path
« Reply #62 on: June 20, 2009, 04:26:07 AM »
>Wear underwear, on head.
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Re: Guide me along this barren path
« Reply #63 on: June 20, 2009, 04:29:38 AM »
>Swear vengeance on competing muggers

>You vow revenge upon competing muggers. May the fleas of ten thousand hounds nest in their genitals.

>Exam Underwear

>They are underwear. This isn't rocket surgery, are you expecting something weird? ...Well, they do have an odor of cucumber about them.

>Wear underwear, on head.

>You now have a hat. You're well on your way to becoming a bad fan character.

>_
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E-Nazrin

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Re: Guide me along this barren path
« Reply #64 on: June 20, 2009, 04:33:55 AM »
>Inhale deeply
There was something here once. Wonder what...

Caber Knight Etch-A-Sketch

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Re: Guide me along this barren path
« Reply #65 on: June 20, 2009, 04:38:11 AM »
>Distill moonshine in the free Panties, preferably cucumber-flavored Moonshine.

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Re: Guide me along this barren path
« Reply #66 on: June 20, 2009, 04:40:05 AM »
>Do the dance, play that music

"Hey HA! WHAT it is good for?
ABSOLUTELY NOTHING HEY HA! HUH?
WHAT IT IS GOOD FOR?
SAY IT AGAIN PEOPLE! HUH?
HEY HA! ABSOLUTELY NOTHING!"

> Make Nitori throw her backpack down and stomp it.
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Re: Guide me along this barren path
« Reply #67 on: June 20, 2009, 04:42:32 AM »
>Inhale deeply

>You take a deep breath. Ah, fresh air, the smell of ozone from that power line, a slight hint of cucumber, and copper.

>Distill moonshine in the free Panties, preferably cucumber-flavored Moonshine.

>With what still? Because you ain't got no stills around here, homeskillet.

>Do the dance, play that music

"Hey HA! WHAT it is good for?
ABSOLUTELY NOTHING HEY HA! HUH?
WHAT IT IS GOOD FOR?
SAY IT AGAIN PEOPLE! HUH?
HEY HA! ABSOLUTELY NOTHING!"

> Make Nitori throw her backpack down and stomp it.

>You get your groove on. Then remove Nitori's empty backpack (she must have emptied it to make room for that proton pack you ganked) and stomp it. Humans and Kappa are age-old friends? HA!

>_

Re: Guide me along this barren path
« Reply #68 on: June 20, 2009, 04:44:48 AM »
>Head North.

Caber Knight Etch-A-Sketch

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Re: Guide me along this barren path
« Reply #69 on: June 20, 2009, 04:45:27 AM »
>Equip any spare Panties as Gloves. God willing, we'll be able to punch the sun!
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E-Nazrin

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Re: Guide me along this barren path
« Reply #70 on: June 20, 2009, 04:49:03 AM »
There was something here once. Wonder what...

Zengar Zombolt

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Re: Guide me along this barren path
« Reply #71 on: June 20, 2009, 04:50:17 AM »
>Cast Saucesphere. You may never know what will attack you.

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Re: Guide me along this barren path
« Reply #72 on: June 20, 2009, 04:51:15 AM »
>Enjoy Nitori's facial expression.
> Head North.

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Re: Guide me along this barren path
« Reply #73 on: June 20, 2009, 04:53:16 AM »
>Head North.

>You start to go north, and see something out of the corner of your eye. Oh hey, it's that Penny Wraith! That explains the smell of copper, doesn't it? The Penny Wraith certainly doesn't seem happy, as it approaches with claws outstretched and spikes of copper menacing.

>Equip any spare Panties as Gloves. God willing, we'll be able to punch the sun!

>She was only wearing one pair. Oh well, mayhaps you'll get to punch the sun anyhow.

>Acquire Motorbike


>If there was a motorbike anywhere, you'd probably have seen it by now. Learn to read, for reals.

>Cast Saucesphere. You may never know what will attack you.

>You got no special skills, remember? Christ, I weep for our schools these days.


>Enjoy Nitori's facial expression.

>Hehehehe. Man. She's a million miles away, and clearly loving every minute of it. She probably doesn't even know you or that Penny Wraith are here right now.

>_

E-Nazrin

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Re: Guide me along this barren path
« Reply #74 on: June 20, 2009, 04:55:55 AM »
>Make cheesy Kamen Rider-style speech
> and poses
There was something here once. Wonder what...

Caber Knight Etch-A-Sketch

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Re: Guide me along this barren path
« Reply #75 on: June 20, 2009, 04:56:37 AM »
>Appease it with any cash offerings we have. If it doesn't work, unleash our inner horder and Pocket That Shit!

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Re: Guide me along this barren path
« Reply #76 on: June 20, 2009, 04:59:23 AM »
>List any possible ways of escaping.

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Re: Guide me along this barren path
« Reply #77 on: June 20, 2009, 05:01:13 AM »
>Make cheesy Kamen Rider-style speech
> and poses

>You make a melodramatic speech and pose! The Penny Wraith seems unimpressed. Perhaps if you tried being more like The Pain and stepping shit to the next level? Naw, you aren't that hip. Yet.

>Appease it with any cash offerings we have. If it doesn't work, unleash our inner horder and Pocket That Shit!

>I do not understand what you are trying to say. Please retype in either English or Jamaican Patois.

>List any possible ways of escaping.

>You could probably flee South. North is possible, but the Penny Wraith would probably be right behind you. East is presently being blocked by the Penny Wraith.

Caber Knight Etch-A-Sketch

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Re: Guide me along this barren path
« Reply #78 on: June 20, 2009, 05:03:36 AM »
>on second thought, let's try asking it why it's so angry. Perhaps we could befriend it.

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Re: Guide me along this barren path
« Reply #79 on: June 20, 2009, 05:05:41 AM »
>And what about West?

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Re: Guide me along this barren path
« Reply #80 on: June 20, 2009, 05:10:33 AM »
>on second thought, let's try asking it why it's so angry. Perhaps we could befriend it.

>You ask it why it's so angry. It answers: "I'm gonna hit you, boy. Your currency is going to give you a beating."

>And what about West?

>The way is blocked by thick trees. It'd be a huge pain to get through them in the best of times.

>_

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Re: Guide me along this barren path
« Reply #81 on: June 20, 2009, 05:11:52 AM »
>Teach it AZN Pryde.

no wait...

>on second thought, let's try asking it why it's so angry. Perhaps we could befriend it.

You can do that?
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E-Nazrin

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Re: Guide me along this barren path
« Reply #82 on: June 20, 2009, 05:13:42 AM »
>Insult text parser

>Use proton pack as flail
There was something here once. Wonder what...

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Re: Guide me along this barren path
« Reply #83 on: June 20, 2009, 05:17:25 AM »
>Well, shit. It looks like we're boned really hard up the scphincter. Run like hell North.

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Re: Guide me along this barren path
« Reply #84 on: June 20, 2009, 05:23:23 AM »
>Teach it AZN Pryde.

>Unfortunately, you are self-conscious.

>Insult text parser

>Use proton pack as flail

>Hey up your nose with a rubber hose, buddy.

>You use Proton pack as a flail.

>Well, it certainly didn't see that coming. You clock it clean across the face and drop it to the ground like a sack of potatoes. The Penny Wraith is now trying feebly to stand up.

>_

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Re: Guide me along this barren path
« Reply #85 on: June 20, 2009, 05:25:22 AM »
>Kill it by hitting it with the Proton Pack repeatedly. Afterwards, salvage whatever you can from its body.

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Re: Guide me along this barren path
« Reply #86 on: June 20, 2009, 05:28:40 AM »
>Kill it by hitting it with the Proton Pack repeatedly. Afterwards, salvage whatever you can from its body.

>You beat the Penny Wraith with the Proton Pack, dinging the latter up rather badly in the process. But not so badly as you beat up the Penny Wraith, splitting its head open and getting ectoplasm all over the ground.

>Afterwards, you collect one Hobo Penny and two Menacing Spikes of Copper from the remains.

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Re: Guide me along this barren path
« Reply #87 on: June 20, 2009, 05:32:48 AM »
>Install upgrades
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E-Nazrin

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Re: Guide me along this barren path
« Reply #88 on: June 20, 2009, 05:37:19 AM »
>Turn Nitori into a motorbike
There was something here once. Wonder what...

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Re: Guide me along this barren path
« Reply #89 on: June 20, 2009, 05:39:43 AM »
>Install upgrades

>You're gonna have to be more specific.

>Turn Nitori into a motorbike

>How do you propose to do this with the supplies you have?

>_