Patchouli and Kaguya are both computer geeks.
(Possibly yaoi/yuri fangirls, too.)
They both have the internet, and they have chat convo's.
Chat conversation.
Possibly with funny things going on in the backround(Wriggle VS SDM, Reimu/Marisa attacking, Flandre found the library, ETC), and the girls commenting on it. Through MSN chat.
MSN is bad, you can have an AIM log instead.
BookbinderGodhead: Hey stop lurking.
Bamboo Cutter: What?
BookbinderGodhead: What the hell is your doctor doing here?
Bamboo Cutter: Go ask
her, doofus.
BookbinderGodhead: No, she's weird.
Bamboo Cutter: You're weird.
Bamboo Cutter: Weirdelinger.
Bamboo Cutter: Weirdenstein.
Bamboo Cutter: Weirdy McWeirdWeird.
BookbinderGodhead: You done?
Bamboo Cutter: Not yet.
Bamboo Cutter: MC Weird and the Weirdtastic Five.
Bamboo Cutter: There.
BookbinderGodhead: Someday I'm going to find the strangle button on this thing.
Bamboo Cutter: =D
BookbinderGodhead: Oh god you're not turning into one of those S&M Bondage freaky sorts are you?
Bamboo Cutter: Turning into? Hon, I spend the 16th century all over that shit, before it was popular.
Bamboo Cutter: It gets old. I like snuggling now.
BookbinderGodhead: ...God I hate talking to you sometimes.
BookbinderGodhead: I didn't need to know that.
BookbinderGodhead: At all.
Bamboo Cutter: You brought it up.
BookbinderGodhead: Silence.
Bamboo Cutter: Jajajajajajajaja
BookbinderGodhead: Don't you Spanish laugh at me.
BookbinderGodhead: Oh hey Sakuya's yelling at at your doctor.
Bamboo Cutter: Really?
Bamboo Cutter: Why?
BookbinderGodhead: Something about a payment.
BookbinderGodhead: Wow, Sakuya is really shouting. She even literally said highway robbery.
Bamboo Cutter: Haha no one ever says that anymore I haven't even said it in like a century.
BookbinderGodhead: Wow now Flandre's out there trying to figure out what they're screaming about
Bamboo Cutter: What
are they screaming about?
BookbinderGodhead: I think it's something about Eirin charging too much? Some billing thing.
BookbinderGodhead: Boring stuff.
Bamboo Cutter: Yeah really.
Bamboo Cutter: So I went on this kickass IC run last night.
Bamboo Cutter: Some death knight tried to take on Muradin.
BookbinderGodhead: Oh god shut up right now.
BookbinderGodhead: No more talking.
BookbinderGodhead: Just stop.
BookbinderGodhead: It's quiet time for royalty.
Bamboo Cutter: I have, calm down.
BookbinderGodhead: loser princess says what
Bamboo Cutter: Huh?
BookbinderGodhead: your dumb
Bamboo Cutter: ...Goddamnit Koa. Go away.
BookbinderGodhead: lolololol no
Bamboo Cutter: Where did Patchouli go?
BookbinderGodhead: dunno
BookbinderGodhead: died
BookbinderGodhead: prolly
BookbinderGodhead: sakuya's gonna fcuk your doctor up btw
BookbinderGodhead: little vamps cryin too
Bamboo Cutter: Wow, really?
BookbinderGodhead: yup
BookbinderGodhead: btw show me your tits
Bamboo Cutter: ...Okay, why not?
Bamboo Cutter wants to send file C:\Documents and Settings\Patchouli\My Documents\download\BookbinderGodhead\boobs.jpg.
BookbinderGodhead received C:\Documents and Settings\Patchouli\My Documents\download\BookbinderGodhead\boobs.jpg.
BookbinderGodhead: lolololol holy shit
Bamboo Cutter: =]
BookbinderGodhead: this is wallpaper now bye
Bamboo Cutter: Ahahahah oh hell.
BookbinderGodhead: ...Kaguya.
Bamboo Cutter: Yes?
BookbinderGodhead: Why is my wallpaper Goatse?
Bamboo Cutter: Scroll up.
Bamboo Cutter: =]
BookbinderGodhead: ...Goddamnit, I am going to beat her with a board.
Bamboo Cutter: So, where did you go while I was chatting with your lovely assistant?
BookbinderGodhead: I went out to get Flan out of there before she got into trouble.
BookbinderGodhead: She's in the basement now making me a Taj Mahal of legos.
BookbinderGodhead: Now I just need to figure out what that treat I'm going to give her is.
Bamboo Cutter: A sundae?
BookbinderGodhead: My god, you are a genius.
Bamboo Cutter: =]
Bamboo Cutter: I've dealt with kids enough over the millenia. Sweeties always do the trick.
Bamboo Cutter: So what's the deal with Eirin and Sakuya? Ko seems to think Sukya's about to use knife diplomacy.
BookbinderGodhead: Maybe. From what I can gather, it's over some medical herb thing. I think they got different ideas on the price.
Bamboo Cutter: Huh. Wouldn't think Eirin would get angry over that.
Bamboo Cutter: Couldn't you guys afford it anyways?
BookbinderGodhead: Couldn't you afford to give it away from free?
Bamboo Cutter: Touche.
BookbinderGodhead: You feel that?
Bamboo Cutter: Feel what?
BookbinderGodhead: Yeah, that was Sakuya. Looks like the front room's going to need to be cleaned up.
Bamboo Cutter: Wow, she knifed up Eirin that bad?
Bamboo Cutter: Wait how did you see that?
BookbinderGodhead: No, but there's knives everywhere now, and Eirin's doing some spellcard thing.
BookbinderGodhead: Left the doors open.
Bamboo Cutter: Oh okay.
BookbinderGodhead: Wow. Sakuya just got hit pretty bad.
Bamboo Cutter: She down?
BookbinderGodhead: No, just really mad n-FUCK EIRIN'S IN HERE
BookbinderGodhead: brb
Bamboo Cutter: Oh snap.
Bamboo Cutter: Don't get danmaku'd
Bamboo Cutter: ...Oh hell, how's your asthma today?
BookbinderGodhead: real bad
BookbinderGodhead: i think i broke my arm it sucks
Bamboo Cutter: Hi Koa
BookbinderGodhead: lol
Bamboo Cutter: So, you gonna give me the news or what?
BookbinderGodhead: lol no.
Bamboo Cutter: Shame. I had just snapped a picture for you and everything
BookbinderGodhead: ok
Bamboo Cutter: =]
BookbinderGodhead: patches is using one of her spellcrads
BookbinderGodhead: the metal one
BookbinderGodhead: and is tryin to chase them out
Bamboo Cutter: What're they fighting over anyways?
BookbinderGodhead: eiren made some pad joke
Bamboo Cutter: I thought it was over the price of something?
BookbinderGodhead: lol jk
Bamboo Cutter: Deleting picture~
BookbinderGodhead: ok i dunno.
BookbinderGodhead: i was puting up some books
Bamboo Cutter: At this point, I think it's more fun to make up reasons why they're fighting than to learn the real thing.
BookbinderGodhead: lol
Bamboo Cutter: So, who's winning?
BookbinderGodhead: lol me
Bamboo Cutter: That good of a show?
BookbinderGodhead: yep
BookbinderGodhead: patches used the merkery card
BookbinderGodhead: maid's throwing knives like crazzy
BookbinderGodhead: she keeps gettin hit lol
Bamboo Cutter: Eirin holding her own?
BookbinderGodhead: sorta
BookbinderGodhead: everyones shootin at her
BookbinderGodhead: pix now
Bamboo Cutter: Well, okay. A promise is a promise.
Bamboo Cutter wants to send file C:\Documents and Settings\Patchouli\My Documents\download\BookbinderGodhead\forreals.jpg.
BookbinderGodhead received C:\Documents and Settings\Patchouli\My Documents\download\BookbinderGodhead\forreals.jpg.
BookbinderGodhead: lol nice
Bamboo Cutter: I'll pretend that's a compliment.
BookbinderGodhead: u ho.
Bamboo Cutter: Child, please. I've spent more time being caught naked by accident over the eons than you've been alive. You think I have any modesty left?
BookbinderGodhead: lol grannie
Bamboo Cutter: You'll wish you could look like me when you get to be my age.
BookbinderGodhead: g2g
Bamboo Cutter: Tragedy.
BookbinderGodhead: ...Why the hell are your tits my wallpaper?
Bamboo Cutter: Because Koa is trying to fix us up.
BookbinderGodhead: What.
Bamboo Cutter: I was bored. Decided to make her day. Sue me.
BookbinderGodhead: Maybe I should have just let you blabber about your PVP deathmatching or whatever...
Bamboo Cutter: You act like it's such a terrible sight.
Bamboo Cutter: I'm so hurt...
BookbinderGodhead: Save the tears for messing with Mokou.
Bamboo Cutter: Oh fine.
Bamboo Cutter: Did you save the library?
BookbinderGodhead: Mostly. Eirin put an arrow through a shelf in the Octorine Biology section.
Bamboo Cutter: =[
BookbinderGodhead: Yeah. It's going to be a pain to fix. But at least I chased them out.
Bamboo Cutter: I'll make Eirin pay for the damages or something.
Bamboo Cutter: Think she'd be able to come by and fix them herself maybe?
BookbinderGodhead: We'll see. I have no idea what set Sakuya off, but...damn. This is like the mist incident all over again.
Bamboo Cutter: Wow.
BookbinderGodhead: Yeah.
Bamboo Cutter: So, change your wallpaper yet?
BookbinderGodhead: God I hate you so much.
Bamboo Cutter: =]
BookbinderGodhead: fuck they're back brb
Bamboo Cutter: Go go go!
Bamboo Cutter: Save the library!
Bamboo Cutter: Be the library hero!
Bamboo Cutter: Savior of all bookkind!
Bamboo Cutter: So, when're you coming back, Koa?
Bamboo Cutter: Hello?
Bamboo Cutter: Hello?
BookbinderGodhead signed off at 2:29:48 PM.