Author Topic: Your Touhou Secret Shames  (Read 30973 times)

Zetzumarshen

Re: Your Touhou Secret Shames
« Reply #30 on: May 20, 2010, 06:28:55 AM »
I retried 5k at PCB Reimu B Lunatic already despite what my signature says.
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Re: Your Touhou Secret Shames
« Reply #31 on: May 20, 2010, 06:35:15 AM »
1. Blue Oni Red Oni. I know it's just streaming and dodging, but my 0/20 says it all.
2. I still occasionally die to Wizard Fox Thoughts ....
3. .... assuming I don't game over during the stage.
4. Finishing Easy runs with more deaths than bombs used.
5. Sakuya!Prismrivers opener. I can't do that thing for beans.
6. Star Maelstrom. It's the only card I need off her on Easy, and I still can't read those lasers.
7. Kappa's Pororoca. How can I read Monster Cucumber, but not this?

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Re: Your Touhou Secret Shames
« Reply #32 on: May 20, 2010, 07:28:52 AM »
-I still haven't captured "Foggy London Dolls -Easy-"
-I never could capture "Icicle Fall -Normal-" consistently
-I got a 1cc in PCB Normal. The farthest I've got in SA Normal on one credit is KOi3S.
---Related: Have yet to capture a single Boss-Parsee card IIRC

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Re: Your Touhou Secret Shames
« Reply #33 on: May 20, 2010, 09:21:51 AM »
1: Hells Tokamak
2: Most things UFO-related.
3: Lasers. (Sometimes lasers will confuse me to the point of moving straight into them)
4: Being no-good at fast-reflex attacks. Much better at read n' dodge.
5: Horrible death-bomb reflex.

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Re: Your Touhou Secret Shames
« Reply #34 on: May 21, 2010, 06:13:20 AM »
I can't consistently capture Meiling's Colorful Rain and have never capture Meiling's Extreme Color Typhoon.

...Both of those are pretty much just random dodging and there's plenty of other purely random cards that I can deal with. I is confused.

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Re: Your Touhou Secret Shames
« Reply #35 on: May 22, 2010, 01:18:20 AM »
Forget about dying while fighting the boss, I regularly get Wriggle Kicked while I innocently try to collect some power/time up top D:

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Re: Your Touhou Secret Shames
« Reply #36 on: May 22, 2010, 05:20:59 AM »
I don't know what it is, but I always have a hard time against Kogasa; yes, stage 2 Kogasa.

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Re: Your Touhou Secret Shames
« Reply #37 on: May 22, 2010, 06:05:40 AM »
SA Ex Sanae's: Esoterica "Nine Syllable Stabs"

History: 242 / 377

I still derp it every so often.

Divine Virtue "Bumper Crop Rice Shower"

1/289
Hate this piece of shit. >=[

Storm on Mt. Ooe:

Normal: 1/52
Hard: 0/46
Lunatic: 0/12

I suck at this card.

Recollection "Double Black Death Butterfly"

Normal: 0/64
Hard: 0/46
Lunatic: 0/24

I just bomb it. I don't bother at all. Do you think I should try capturing this some day?

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The most difficult part of beating any Touhou stage is getting past openers and stage portions. I have an incredibly bad habit to esc -> retry if I die within moments of trying a stage.

SA Extra for example: out of 1000 attempts, 100 have made it to Koishi's final. 200 more make it to Koishi. The rest involve some stupid death to the stage opener, to Sanae's third card, or the final wave of bullets before Sanae.


I don't keep garbage runs.

/shame
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Re: Your Touhou Secret Shames
« Reply #38 on: May 22, 2010, 09:22:45 PM »
I used to purposely lag my computer to make it easier D:

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Re: Your Touhou Secret Shames
« Reply #39 on: May 22, 2010, 09:28:26 PM »
I don't know what it is, but I always have a hard time against Kogasa; yes, stage 2 Kogasa.

Kogasa is widely considered the hardest stage 2 boss. :S
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Re: Your Touhou Secret Shames
« Reply #40 on: May 23, 2010, 03:05:00 AM »
Half the time when I try to misdirect Youmu's noncards I end up ramming Youmu herself.

Kisume's card is the most dangerous thing in Stages 1 and 2 of SA Hard, as far as I'm concerned.

ebarrett

Re: Your Touhou Secret Shames
« Reply #41 on: May 23, 2010, 03:08:24 AM »
royal flare 0/xx

it's not as if I ever tried, to be honest. also never memorized ageless obsession but I can wing that one rather often.

also what is this "ha ha old chap" shit

Re: Your Touhou Secret Shames
« Reply #42 on: May 23, 2010, 03:11:42 AM »
Apparantly if you type in lo l without the spaces it changes to Ha ha, old chap!.

My record for Royal Flare with anyone not called MarisA is 0. MarisA trivializes it though.

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Re: Your Touhou Secret Shames
« Reply #43 on: May 23, 2010, 04:57:39 AM »
lol lol lol lol


hmm whatever


Anyways almost EVERY bomb ever used with me, was a death bomb because I suck like that :-/

LTalon

Re: Your Touhou Secret Shames
« Reply #44 on: May 23, 2010, 04:05:33 PM »
For some odd reason, I can't do Cirno's [Freeze Sign] "Minus K" in Shoot the Bullet.

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Re: Your Touhou Secret Shames
« Reply #45 on: May 23, 2010, 11:07:52 PM »
Hey, all of you guys are better than me  :V.


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Re: Your Touhou Secret Shames
« Reply #46 on: May 24, 2010, 02:15:55 AM »
Adding I suck at "Devil's Recitation".

Also adding I Coward!Bomb the last two Spell Cards.
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Re: Your Touhou Secret Shames
« Reply #47 on: May 24, 2010, 03:09:35 AM »
Hey, Baity, why don't you use the english patches, anyways?

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Re: Your Touhou Secret Shames
« Reply #48 on: May 24, 2010, 03:19:32 AM »
Whether you're on Easy or you're a Lunatic, be damn proud of your accomplishments.  Don't let anyone convince you otherwise, for it's when you lose faith in your own achievements that those victories become defeats.

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Re: Your Touhou Secret Shames
« Reply #49 on: May 24, 2010, 03:21:05 AM »
Too lazy to rename the executable to accommodate for Vsync. The English Patches are installed and are just collecting dust. That, and I don't like Spellcard over Spell Card.

Also, I think that Moonrunes look cooler than English text. Much like how the Japanese think that English text looks better than Moonrunes.

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Re: Your Touhou Secret Shames
« Reply #50 on: May 24, 2010, 04:28:41 AM »
I died twice on Yasaka's Divine Wind on my 1cc.  I almost started crying.

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Re: Your Touhou Secret Shames
« Reply #51 on: May 24, 2010, 10:49:45 PM »
I died twice on Yasaka's Divine Wind on my 1cc.  I almost started crying.

I did that too. Had a horrible Sanae battle on one attempt, but made it with 5 lives. Then I went up to fast and ran into a spawning bullet. Twice. I failed the 1cc due to raging too hard.

Re: Your Touhou Secret Shames
« Reply #52 on: May 25, 2010, 04:33:22 PM »
I seem to have forgotten how to do VoWG.

How annoying.  :V
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Re: Your Touhou Secret Shames
« Reply #53 on: May 27, 2010, 05:46:24 AM »
I seem to have forgotten how to do VoWG.

How annoying.  :V

Is there a way of doing it other than sightread?

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Re: Your Touhou Secret Shames
« Reply #54 on: May 27, 2010, 06:59:42 AM »
I game overed on MoF Stage 3 Normal... during Optical Camouflage. I feel like I should be put into a corner and made to wear a dunce hat or something.

Re: Your Touhou Secret Shames
« Reply #55 on: May 27, 2010, 12:16:02 PM »
It took me 36 tries to clear UFO Normal with Marisa B and 3 of those game overed at Flying Fantastica. In contrast, my 1st 1cc of the game was with Reimu A and took 8 tries. Marisa A took only 1.
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Re: Your Touhou Secret Shames
« Reply #56 on: May 27, 2010, 09:05:32 PM »
I am absolutely terrible at Ex-Keine's spellcards.  All three of them, and more often than not they're what ruin my Extra runs.  I know how to do them, dodge the thingies then stream, and for Returning-Bridge Ichijo just weave around.  But I die.  Why do I die?  I don't know.

Also, I have never actually killed the Uberfairy right before Mokou without bombing/dying.
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Re: Your Touhou Secret Shames
« Reply #57 on: May 28, 2010, 02:37:51 AM »
I can't even get past Kanako's 1st non-card without bombing...and yet I've done about 300 MoF stage 6 lunatic runs.
Current ambition: NBND VoWG timeout.  Best run: NB1D

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Re: Your Touhou Secret Shames
« Reply #58 on: May 28, 2010, 07:27:32 PM »
I am absolutely terrible at Ex-Keine's spellcards.  All three of them, and more often than not they're what ruin my Extra runs.  I know how to do them, dodge the thingies then stream, and for Returning-Bridge Ichijo just weave around.  But I die.  Why do I die?  I don't know.

Also, I have never actually killed the Uberfairy right before Mokou without bombing/dying.
And to think I have triple digit history on all these cards...
This also happens to me, except I death/bomb all three cards.

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Re: Your Touhou Secret Shames
« Reply #59 on: May 29, 2010, 06:33:23 AM »
I have never captured Flying Bowl "Legendary Fly Saucer"/"Flying Fantastica" on any difficulty.

I have never cleared UFO hard.