Author Topic: Your Touhou Secret Shames (Read 31007 times)

nintendonut888 · « **on:** May 19, 2010, 08:02:14 PM »

ITT, we post the attacks/parts of stages that we KNOW should not be so difficult, but we die to them all the time anyway.

1. I have about a 55% capture rate on Yasaka's Divine Wind.

2. BoWaP ARRRRRRRRRRRRRRGH

3. Luize's laser phase. There is no logical explanation for why I die to this so often, but there you go. 8(

Formless God · « **Reply #1 on:** May 19, 2010, 08:13:05 PM »

1. Magic Butterfly Hard is an autobomb.

2. I always manage to royally screw up Small Demon's Revival.

Spoiler:

:3

3. RED . FUCKING . FROG. I have no idea how I pulled that off twice, but it never happened again.

4. Fatal Sin. 'Nuff said. Even worse when I usually derp with five bombs in stock.

5. Complete Clarification.

6.

Spoiler:

7. If I see that mouse again

Bias Bus · « **Reply #2 on:** May 19, 2010, 08:15:07 PM »

It becomes traditional that I run into a Touhou every boss fight or so (usually the 1st or 2nd)

Iryan · « **Reply #3 on:** May 19, 2010, 08:21:45 PM »

BoHaY. Actually, make that pretty much all EX-Survivals.

SA Stage 1, period.

Chaotic Phoenixma · « **Reply #4 on:** May 19, 2010, 08:24:18 PM »

Terukuni Throughout the World

0/5
0/97
0/0
0/0
0/2(while using the bug, and I wouldn't count that as legit anyway)
0/25

How the hell this thing supposed to be easy?

Jaimers · « **Reply #5 on:** May 19, 2010, 08:52:39 PM »

- Die regularly on "Busy Rod" and "Gold Detector".
- Aya's "Storm Day"
- I can't bomb worth shit.

Quote from: Formless God on May 19, 2010, 08:13:05 PM

RED . FUCKING . FROG.

Zengar Zombolt · « **Reply #6 on:** May 19, 2010, 09:03:42 PM »

I've tackled so much fairies you don't even KNOW

CK Crash · « **Reply #7 on:** May 19, 2010, 09:27:04 PM »

-Can't consistently 1CC SA Easy.
-Can't 1CC SA Normal with anyone but Reimu A.

DeathShot Catharsis · « **Reply #8 on:** May 19, 2010, 09:47:13 PM »

The fact that I cant even beat IN on easy saddens me.

Why the fuck do I like these games, I hate Bullet Hell Shooters.

DarkslimeZ · « **Reply #9 on:** May 19, 2010, 10:11:24 PM »

Quote from: Tin Man vs. Rust Monster Musical Act Part 1: The End link=topic=6157.msg342620#msg342620

SA Stage 1, period.

Oh god so this.

Also that Moses card that Sanae has. It's so easy, but it fools me quite often.

Azinth · « **Reply #10 on:** May 19, 2010, 10:14:45 PM »

-Sakuya's stage 5 midboss card. It's ridiculously easy to safespot but I fuck it up regularly.
-Hourai Jewel record is like 3/500 or something ludicrous like that.
-That second kick card of Meiling's in StB.
-I still haven't bothered learning Nazrin's last card.

LHCling · « **Reply #11 on:** May 19, 2010, 10:39:04 PM »

I had the most difficulty 1cc'ing IN Lunatic. Because I had never memorized anything (or rather, I never refreshed my plan and was relying on 2-month old memory), Keine went all OM NOM NOM NOM on my resources.

Ghaleon · « **Reply #12 on:** May 20, 2010, 12:18:04 AM »

I can't capture Hina's broken amulet, not even on hard, not once. I managed to snag VoWG finally though, derp.

Ecthel · « **Reply #13 on:** May 20, 2010, 12:20:15 AM »

- I can't defeat Keine without a bomb or two. Ever. Even on easy.

- I've captured Phantom Harbor exactly 0 times.

- I've been wriggle kicked by every UFO boss except Shou and Murasa (and Nue, if you don't count her orb form).

- I captured Ichirin's last spell exactly once.

- The hardest part of UFO extra stage section, for me, is the opener.

Krimmydoodle · « **Reply #14 on:** May 20, 2010, 12:39:13 AM »

Quote from: nintendonut888 on May 19, 2010, 08:02:14 PM

1. I have about a 55% capture rate on Yasaka's Divine Wind.

*has 22/50 history on Yasaka's Divine Wind

I'm sure I have more, but I'd have to look through some spellcard lists and refresh my memory.

Kayin · « **Reply #15 on:** May 20, 2010, 12:45:19 AM »

I can't clear any of the games save for IN nomral. (I don't play anything on easy, even games I suck at. :V)

Choses · « **Reply #16 on:** May 20, 2010, 02:31:03 AM »

Quote

- The hardest part of UFO extra stage section, for me, is the opener.

Same for me.

Also, Starbow Break. It always kill me, and I think it's Flandre's hardest spellcard with QED...

Nyyl · « **Reply #17 on:** May 20, 2010, 02:45:18 AM »

- Illusionary Dominance. I haven't captured it. Not even on easy.
- Crossroads of Heaven. Actually the entire Aya battle and MoF stage 4 is a complete disaster for me :ohdear:
- Most Valuable Viagra. I autobomb this, never even bother trying.

WanderingKnight · « **Reply #18 on:** May 20, 2010, 02:55:32 AM »

my rate of capture of the first boss spellcard in MoF hard is like 10/60 as of now :V

(only because that game records your ragequits, too)

nintendonut888 · « **Reply #19 on:** May 20, 2010, 03:01:04 AM »

Quote from: Nyyl on May 20, 2010, 02:45:18 AM

- Illusionary Dominance. I haven't captured it. Not even on easy.

This is likely because it does not exist on easy. :V

Ecthel · « **Reply #20 on:** May 20, 2010, 03:04:53 AM »

Quote from: Nyyl on May 20, 2010, 02:45:18 AM

- Most Valuable Viagra. I autobomb this, never even bother trying.

Was this intentional?

Because now I have the image of Shou using viagra. :ohdear:

Kayin · « **Reply #21 on:** May 20, 2010, 03:23:30 AM »

Quote from: Ecthel on May 20, 2010, 03:04:53 AM

Was this intentional?

Because now I have the image of Shou using viagra. :ohdear:

Because clearly Shou has a penis. :V

Nyyl · « **Reply #22 on:** May 20, 2010, 03:25:28 AM »

Quote from: nintendonut888 on May 20, 2010, 03:01:04 AM

This is likely because it does not exist on easy. :V

I could have sworn I encountered this on easy
I must have been playing hard instead :X
New Touhou secret shame: I thought easy mode had Illusionary Dominance

Quote from: Ecthel on May 20, 2010, 03:04:53 AM

Was this intentional?

Because now I have the image of Shou using viagra. :ohdear:

yes it was. sorry

Ecthel · « **Reply #23 on:** May 20, 2010, 03:26:00 AM »

Quote from: Kayin on May 20, 2010, 03:23:30 AM

Because clearly Shou has a penis. :V

And that is why it is disturbing. :V

RainfallYoshi · « **Reply #24 on:** May 20, 2010, 03:32:12 AM »

Mountain of Faith. Just... Mountain of Faith. I've yet to 1cc this game on Normal despite the fact that I've Normal 1cced and Extra cleared EoSD.

Earthsiege · « **Reply #25 on:** May 20, 2010, 03:42:47 AM »

I consistently die/have to bomb Supernatural Phenomenon more than any other card I've done. Something about the spirals just going to pieces throws me off like nobody's business.

Garlyle · « **Reply #26 on:** May 20, 2010, 04:11:34 AM »

I once Game Overed to Shizuha on Lunatic. .....twice in a row.

Suikama · « **Reply #27 on:** May 20, 2010, 05:02:19 AM »

I can't beat my own script :3

J.O.B · « **Reply #28 on:** May 20, 2010, 05:56:38 AM »

Quote from: Onthenet on May 19, 2010, 09:27:04 PM

Can't 1CC SA Normal with Reimu A.

But I can with Reimu C.

axman36 · « **Reply #29 on:** May 20, 2010, 06:24:39 AM »

Meiling's first spellcard on normal that she uses at her midboss encounter.

I don't know why, the pattern throws me off every now and then and I lose focus, or I move much more faster than I wanted too into a bullet.