Wait, is that FallenAngelVeronica? Can't say I expected to see her around here. Kinda makes me wish I was around before she retired.
But if you 1cc UFO, you prove you're not a little bitch who whines about Kogasa/Shou and an inability to flashy collects things that slowly drift about the screen!!!!!!!!
Ignoring your main argument for a minute, I'm not sure insulting everyone else is the best way to phrase your point. You could just say that UFO really is doable for such-and-such reasons - "knock some sense" into everyone else, but effectively.
At the same time, it's the way the UFO system works that gives people so much trouble. It flies in the face of normal survival play. Then there's the bullet types used - for instance, I believe even you said the glowing bullets make the patterns harder to read (though how hard would differ from person to person, so that's a separate thing).