Benediction

[Wylfred]

Alright, here is a few things you should know before reading further. First off, this is a choose your own adventure story. Secondly, this is the first time I've done something like this so please bare with me. Okay, now that I've said that lets begin.

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    You wake up to find with a massive headache to find that your in a bed. Looking around the room that your in you notice your sword propped up against a table. You think to yourself,

"Have I been summoned again?"

    You decide to lay in bed for a bit trying to ease your pounding head. Your quick rest was rudely interrupted when a girl that looked like a purple marshmellow entered the room followed by another girl. You feint sleep hoping that the purple marshmellow girl didn't notice and it seems to be working.

"How strange, it doesn't look like an assassin yet this book said it would be."

"Little devil, see to it that when he wakes up that you escort him to me."

    The red haired girl holding a silver tray nodded and replied.

"Yes miss patchouli."

    You decide to wait until the purple marshmellow girl whom you infer to be the called Patchouli. Before exiting completely Patchouli turn her head towards the red haired girl and says.

"Also be sure to get him some clean linen before coming to me."

    With that Patchouli exit the room. The red haired girl opened a closet to the right and picked out several ragged cloths. Sparkling white stars were whirling around her hand as she twirled her fingers around the cloth. Then in a flash of white light a shirt and pants could be seen neatly folded. This girl wasn't your master but her magic was beautiful to watch. After that display of magic the girl sat beside your bed in a chair. You contemplate on what to do next, will you...

>Lay there for a little while longer.
>Let her know that your awake.
>Try and remember why is it that you were summoned.

[Pesco]

> Bare all with the parser
> Stats, gender, name, skills, inventory and etc. You know we always ask this sort of thing first.

[Wylfred]

> Bare all with the parser

>What.

> Stats, gender, name, skills, inventory and etc. You know we always ask this sort of thing first.

>Hp:20
Mp:0
Str:13
Agi:15
Con:10
Int:0
Mnd:5
Luk:9
Chr:6

You are male

>inventory:
Bed robe(equipped)
Monozao

Your name is Sasaki(?)

>Skills:
Tsubame Gaeshi: Multidimensional slash hits thrice deals 1xStr for each hit, Delay for two turns after using.
Monozao: Rush cut, deals 1.25xAgi delays for 1 turn.
Eye of mind(fake): increase Agi, 2xAgi delays for 1 turn.

[Hello Purvis]

>Display Skills that aren't killing things and stat boosts: IE: The good ones.

[Wylfred]

>Display Skills that aren't killing things and stat boosts: IE: The good ones.

>You can:
Talk
Gather
Examine

>For every level you:
Str:(+2)
Agi:(+4)
Con:(+2)
Int:(+0.2)
Mnd:(+1)
Luk:(+3)
Chr:(+3)

[Hello Purvis]

>Do we have no knowledge skills? Craft Skills? Hobby-based skills? The kind that make life worth living? ;_;

[Pesco]

> Where are our manners?

[Wylfred]

>Do we have no knowledge skills? Craft Skills? Hobby-based skills? The kind that make life worth living? ;_;

>You have no knowledge whatsoever in anything except being an assassin; you know many ways to kill people.

[Hello Purvis]

>Ponder what has lead us down this terrible course.

[Pesco]

>You have no knowledge whatsoever in anything except being an assassin; you know many ways to kill people.

> Are we not good enough to slay people with wit?

[Wylfred]

> Where are our manners?

    You decide to let the girl know that your awake.

"Hello miss, I'm terribly sorry for eavesdropping on your conversation with Miss Patchouli but could I ask a question?

    The red haired girl stumbles a bit as she turns her head towards you to say.

"You can ask me anything you like mr. assas-"

    You reply with.

"You can call me Sasaki and I would like to ask if patchouli was the one that summoned me."

   She smiles at you and says.

"Yes Miss Patchouli was indeed the one who summoned you Mr. sasa-"

   You quickly reply with.

"Sasaki is fine."

    There is something in your mind telling you why you were summoned. It says that once every 100 years the holy grail will appear. There will be 7 master and 7 servants fighting for that grail. Your memory is still a bit hazy and that was all you can recall.

    The red haired girl had a quick moment of realization before saying.

"Oh Sasaki, Miss Patchouli wanted you to wear these and go meet her."

*Obtained Cloth Tunic and Pants

    You reply with.

"Thank you errr-"

    She smiles and says.

"Koakuma is fine."

    You nod and decide to get up from your bed. What will you do now? will you....

>Go meet with Patchouli.
>Explore.
>Bathroom.

[Wylfred]

> Are we not good enough to slay people with wit?

>Sadly you are not.

[Wylfred]

>Ponder what has lead us down this terrible course.

>You ponder for a moment why your skillfully inept in anything that doesn't have to do with killing. You stop after stating that your purpose in life is an assassin.

[Hello Purvis]

>Ponder why that purpose is so.

[Wylfred]

>Ponder why that purpose is so.

>You decide that your first answer wasn't good enough so you try to rack your brain on why it is that you are an assassin. It seems as though when you remember anything from the past there is great magic blocking it.

*Main Quest Updated.
>Visit patchouli.
>Break the memory seal.

[Hello Purvis]

>Explore bathroom.

[Wylfred]

>Explore bathroom.

>You decide that you are in need of urination and ask koakuma if she can show you to the bathroom. She nods her head and tells you to follow her through this long hallway. At the end of the hallway she pointed to her left a door. Ushering a quick thank you before you close the door you take a leak with the fury of a thousand gods. You feel better afterwards. +2CHR

>You are in the bathroom.

>What will you do now? Will you...

>Explore the long hallway.
>Gather.
>Examine.
>Talk.

[Hello Purvis]

>Look around the bathroom. You can learn a lot from bathrooms.

[Wylfred]

>Look around the bathroom. You can learn a lot from bathrooms.

>You decide to look around the bathroom. Upon gazing around you noticed that this bathroom was larger then you imagine. There is a bathtub on the far right, a shower handle on the far left, and in the middle was a hot spring. To your left you see the toilet in which you have just leaked in. to your right you see the sink.

>What will you do now? Will you...

>Explore the long hallway.
>Talk.
>Gather.

[Hello Purvis]

>Have a shower. If we're all about killing things, we're probably filthy. And it wouldn't do to approach Patchouli in a less than presentable state.
>Also flush toilet.

[Pesco]

>Also flush toilet.

> Make sure the seat is down too.
> Jack aspirins

[Wylfred]

> Make sure the seat is down too.
> Jack aspirins

>You make sure the seat is down. You try and find some aspirin but found none.

>Have a shower. If we're all about killing things, we're probably filthy. And it wouldn't do to approach Patchouli in a less than presentable state.
>Also flush toilet.

>You decide that your very dirty and in need of a bath but first you flush the toilet and strip your clothes off. The coldness of the water stung at your back and torso which gradually became warmer. Your hair is all tangled up as you try and apply shampoo to your head. The water glistens down your body as you apply soap to your body.  Turning off the water you hear knocking on the door. You think it is koakuma.

[Hello Purvis]

>"Just a moment."
>Dry off, get dressed, replace toilet seat as needs be.

[Wylfred]

>"Just a moment."
>Dry off, get dressed, replace toilet seat as needs be.

>You decide it would be quite embarrassing for you to be seen like this so you decide to dry off and reply with.

"Just a moment"

    Suddenly the door was busted down and to your surprise you see a giant flying book with a fist in the middle.

^Boss Battle:

Giant Flying Book:
>Hp:10
Mp:10
Str:5
Agi:5
Con:0
Int:10
Mnd:10
Luk:0
Chr:0

>Turn 1:

>Attack
>Skill - (empty)
>Magic - (empty)
>Item - (1xPotion)

*Note you don't have your sword with you.

[Hello Purvis]

>IMPORTANT! Are we literate?
>If so! Grab the book out of midair, pin it, and read it into submission.

[Wylfred]

>IMPORTANT! Are we literate?
>If so! Grab the book out of midair, pin it, and read it into submission.

>Invalid action.

[Hello Purvis]

>Assess what prevents grabbing the book.

[Wylfred]

>Assess what prevents grabbing the book.

>You think to yourself why you can't grab the book and notice that it has a fist in the middle of it.

>You current stats are:
Hp:20
Mp:0
Str:13
Agi:15
Con:10
Int:0
Mnd:5
Luk:9
Chr:8

>Attack
>Skills - (empty)
>Magic - (empty)
>Items - (1xPotion)

*Note:
Attack = Str - 1/2Con (Enemy)

[Hello Purvis]

>Grab fist by the wrist, slam book into wall. Repeat slamming until it behaves.

[Wylfred]

>Grab fist by the wrist, slam book into wall. Repeat slamming until it behaves.

>You decide to attack by grabbing the wrist and slamming it into the wall.

DMG: Crit! 26

\:::::Victory:::::/

Level up! You are now level 2, your stats are.

>Hp:24
Mp:0
Str:12
Agi:19
Con:12
Int:0.2
Mnd:6
Luk:12
Chr:11

    You shake your head as you examine what you just fought. Upon taking a closer look the book seems to be blank. Before you could do anything else the Koakuma stumble inside the bathroom. What will you do? Will you...

>Talk
>Gather