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Which game has the WORST music?
« on: March 21, 2010, 10:46:35 PM »
Asking because I'm curious.
If you put SoEW down, please put in an honorable mention.

Title - Wondrous Romance ~ Mystic Square (MS) HM A Dream that is More Scarlet than Red (EoSD)
St. 1 - A Soul As Red as a Ground Cherry (EoSD) HM A God that Loves People ~ Romantic Fall (MoF)
Boss 1 - Decoration Battle (LLS) HM Because Princess Inada is Scolding Me (MoF)
St. 2 - The Road of the Apotropaic God ~ Dark Road (MoF)
Boss 2 - Power of Darkness (SoEW) HM The Dark Side of Fate (MoF)
St. 3 - Romantic Children (MS)
Boss 3 - A Flower-Studded Sake Dish on Mt. Ooe (SA) HM Bet on Death (SoEW)
St. 4 - Maple Wise (MS)
Boss 4 - Forbidden Magic (MS) (surprisingly, this was hard to pick)
St. 5 - The Maid and Pocket Watch of Blood (EoSD)
Boss 5 - Corpse Voyage ~ Be of Good Cheer! (SA)
St. 6 - End of the World ~ World's End (MS)
Boss 6 - Faint Dream ~ Inanimate Dream (LLS)
St. X - Charming Domination ~ Who Dun It? (PCB) HM Charming Domination (PCB) and The Inevitable Forbidden Game (LLS)
Boss X - The Aggressive Girl's Visionary Dream (SoEW) HM U.N. Owen was Her? (EoSD) and Illusion of a Maid ~ Icemilk Magic (LLS)

Phantasmagoria - Ghostly Band ~ Phantom Ensemble (PoFV), Strawberry Crisis!! (PoDD)
Fighting - Hiroari Shoots a Strange Bird ~ Till When? (IaMP), Crimson in the Black Sea ~ Legendary Fish (SWR)

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Re: Which game has the WORST music?
« Reply #1 on: March 21, 2010, 10:57:47 PM »
I'd thought about making this topic for quite a while now.  Also, I have to kill you for about half of your list, u?.  Especially Maple Wise.

Title: MS
S1: UFO
S1B: MoF
S2: MS/EoSD
S2B: MS (Spiritual Heaven is garbage)
S3: EoSD
S3B: SA
S4: MoF, DHM to PCB
S4B: Love.  Colored.  Master.  Spark.
S5: IN
S5B: SA, DHM to MS
S6: SA, but they're all pretty good
S6B: UFO, Cosmic Mind is garbage :V :V :V :V :V
Ending: UFO
Credits: PCB, ugh
Extra: PCB, DHM to IN, SoEW, UFO
ExtraB: PCB/SoEW

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Re: Which game has the WORST music?
« Reply #2 on: March 21, 2010, 11:27:26 PM »
double spoiler

OH WAIT THAT DOESN'T COUNT AS MUSIC

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Re: Which game has the WORST music?
« Reply #3 on: March 21, 2010, 11:28:56 PM »
Also, I have to kill you for about half of your list, u?.  Especially Maple Wise.
Honest, I didn't mean for it to come out as bashing Mystic Square and the first two stages of MoF... even though I've been saying that I hate them both for at least a year now :V

On the other hand, your list seems completely opposite mine.  If nothing else I applaud your choice of bashing Love Colored Master Spark.

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double spoiler

OH WAIT THAT DOESN'T COUNT AS MUSIC
play more than stages one and two lol

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Re: Which game has the WORST music?
« Reply #4 on: March 21, 2010, 11:30:19 PM »
I think SA. Doesn't mean all of it sucks but the ratio of good:bad is probably worst in that game. (I absolutely detest everything from stage 1 through 5)

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Re: Which game has the WORST music?
« Reply #5 on: March 21, 2010, 11:37:33 PM »
play more than stages one and two lol
okay I'll be serious now

the normal shmups have cool music overall, nothing to complain about

PoFV fucked up every single theme
why the hell does Youmu get that sleep inducing stage theme instead of her badass boss one?

SWR would be second, but Tenshi's theme saves it

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Re: Which game has the WORST music?
« Reply #6 on: March 21, 2010, 11:41:21 PM »
PoFV fucked up every single theme
why the hell does Youmu get that sleep inducing stage theme instead of her badass boss one?
I'll grant you Youmu, but I think Flower Land and Colorful Path go a long way towards redemption (even if Wind God Girl sinks it right back).

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Re: Which game has the WORST music?
« Reply #7 on: March 21, 2010, 11:44:33 PM »
I'll grant you Youmu, but I think Flower Land and Colorful Path go a long way towards redemption (even if Wind God Girl sinks it right back).
Neither of those are remixes of earlier tracks.  Also, <|3 Flower Land.

The proper question to be asked is "Why was Youmu's stage theme watered down to the point that it induces sleep"?

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Re: Which game has the WORST music?
« Reply #8 on: March 21, 2010, 11:46:01 PM »
When has Youmu ever had a good theme? Only ones I've ever liked are remixes.

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Re: Which game has the WORST music?
« Reply #9 on: March 21, 2010, 11:48:17 PM »
I'll grant you Youmu, but I think Flower Land and Colorful Path go a long way towards redemption (even if Wind God Girl sinks it right back).
Colorful Path=WHERE IS MY DREAM BATTLE ZUNBITCH
Flower Land is meh

it just doesn't fit into a shmup, especially not when you are getting walled by huge balls

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Re: Which game has the WORST music?
« Reply #10 on: March 21, 2010, 11:49:45 PM »
Flowering Night?  ::)

Re: Which game has the WORST music?
« Reply #11 on: March 22, 2010, 12:00:59 AM »
To me, PoFV in general had the weaker music. Nothing in it appealed to me really. Fate of Sixty Years was nice though, but it wasn't quite epic enough.

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Re: Which game has the WORST music?
« Reply #12 on: March 22, 2010, 12:01:13 AM »
When has Youmu ever had a good theme? Only ones I've ever liked are remixes.
Ancient Temple is it.
If you didn't like the PCB version, you're sure to hate the IaMP version.

On the other hand, the SWR redo of Till When? is the only version I've heard that I liked.

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Re: Which game has the WORST music?
« Reply #13 on: March 22, 2010, 12:07:13 AM »
Flowering Night?  ::)
Lunar Dial and Pocket Watch of Blood. Your argument is invalid.  :yukkuri:


Seriously though, PoFV introduced many new themes. The themes for characters that were newly introduced were generally good, especially Fate of Sixty Years. The themes for characters who already had themes were not bad, but all of them were inferior to at least one of the themes the respective character had already.
On a similar note, why did they choose Broken Moon as Suika's fighting theme instead of Onigashima in the Fairyland? More specifically, why did they take the okay but inferior of the character's two themes and then make it even more boring?

Generally, PoFV, StB and DS all have more mellow themes. While this may be neccessary because they would tire you out too much otherwise, this means there are a lot less memorable pieces of music in them than in the regular touhou games.

Despite all this, the game with the worst sound track is still SoEW. Most of the themes are not really bad, but they are definitely not as good as with the other games. And even if they were, I can still hate on SoEW. Afterall, SoEW is SoEW.


Also: Everyone who does not have the exact same musical taste as me is obviously a horrible person.  :V
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Re: Which game has the WORST music?
« Reply #14 on: March 22, 2010, 12:13:47 AM »
Also: Everyone who does not have the exact same musical taste as me is obviously a horrible person.  :V
^^^gets it^^^ :chen:

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Re: Which game has the WORST music?
« Reply #15 on: March 22, 2010, 12:17:39 AM »
Game with the worst music is PoFV without a doubt. It has about five or six tracks that don't make me cringe (not counting existing themes, where even those sound subpar to the originals). As for individual games...

Title: HRtP (dishonorable mention to SA)
Stage 1: SoEW
Stage 1 boss: IN
Stage 2: EoSD
Stage 2 boss: LLS (sorry Kurumin...)
Stage 3: UFO
Stage 3 boss: SoEW (BET ON DEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAATH)
Stage 4: SA
Stage 4 boss: Yuki's MS theme
Stage 5: EoSD
Stage 5 boss: PCB
Stage 6: PCB (dishonorable mention to UFO, and I know both are going to get me daggers in my skull)
Stage 6 boss: Eirin's IN theme
Extra: PCB phantasm
Extra boss: SA (yeah, I know SoEW has an extra stage, but that song has special meaning to me so I put it above SA)
Ending: SA
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Re: Which game has the WORST music?
« Reply #16 on: March 22, 2010, 12:47:55 AM »
Probably Shoot the Bullet. The tracks are all elevator music.
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Re: Which game has the WORST music?
« Reply #17 on: March 22, 2010, 01:03:06 AM »
Okay, my turn.

Title:
Stage 1: SA
Stage 1 Boss: SA
Stage 2: PCB. Puts me to sleep.
Stage 2 Boss: PCB again, same as above.
Stage 3: SA
Stage 3 Boss: IN (nice remixes though)
Stage 4: PCB. Peaceful is ok, but not with a hopelessly hard and grueling and LONGGGGG stage. DHM: EoSD.
Stage 4 Boss: IN, Reimu. Never understood what people liked about this theme.
Stage 5: SA. Boooring.
Stage 5 Boss: SA, same as above. I absolutely despise this stage and boss fight so much. SA is crap up until 6.
Stage 6: UFO
Stage 6 Boss: IN Eirin
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Re: Which game has the WORST music?
« Reply #18 on: March 22, 2010, 01:04:34 AM »
I'm too goddamn lazy to make a list.

Easy target answer would be DS obviously.  Otherwise, I'd probably tie SoEW, LLS, and EoSD (lol I'm gonna get tarred and feathered so bad for those last two).  They're not bad soundtracks per se, just really inconsistent.

Oh, and I should mention that I don't play fightan gaemz and haven't listened to HRtP's or PoFV's sountracks in like a billion years.  That could've influenced it a bit.
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Re: Which game has the WORST music?
« Reply #19 on: March 22, 2010, 01:08:28 AM »
Easy target answer would be DS obviously.  Otherwise, I'd probably tie SoEW, LLS, and EoSD (lol I'm gonna get tarred and feathered so bad for those last two).  They're not bad soundtracks per se, just really inconsistent.
EoSD less so, a lot of the tracks are disputed.  LLS, though...nearly every track is at least good, so FLAME ON KILL THE HEATHEN TAKIN' YOU PUNKS DOWN RAAAAAAAAAAA

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Re: Which game has the WORST music?
« Reply #20 on: March 22, 2010, 01:58:51 AM »
May I barge in with a random list...? I don't quite remember the ordering of PoFV levels but every single one of them fails almost inevitably... out of the list here. Restricting to shooters after TH6 otherwise takes tooooo much effort to write...

Title: PoFV, all others make some sort of sense...
St1: erm...UFO...? I found all stage 1 themes to be relatively good
St1B: SA, as above none of them fails too badly
St2: UFO again... this time more fitting for the title
St2B: EoSD. Sorry Cirn9 but this one is for you :D
St3: MoF. Maybe because I didn't like Nitori the slightest bit... And Keine's level narrowly escapes doom
St3B: Mof. Still... Couldn't find anything worse, perhaps.
St4: IN. A themeless...theme?
St4B: PCB. Phantom sisters needs a resit in their musical tests... Not even remixes do this theme justice.
St5: SA. Maybe just haven't got used to the new musical style yet.
St5B: PCB. Erm Ancient Temple is great, but this one is just... meh, I'll listen to the IaMP version...
St6: SA. If I had to make a choice... then it will be this, all other stage 6 are generally epic
St6B: IN(6B). Sorry NEET but this goes to you for being a NEET.
Extra: UFO. Maybe 30 into the future I will appreciate it...?
ExtraB: UFO. Screvv you for mocking Flandre;'s one!...... Poor Yukari comes close second.
Ending: SA not for a particular reason

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Re: Which game has the WORST music?
« Reply #21 on: March 22, 2010, 02:17:19 AM »
I found PoDD to have pretty underwhelming music aside from Reincarnation, Mystic Oriental Love Consultation, and Dim.Dream.  I couldn't tell you what any of the other songs sound like.

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Re: Which game has the WORST music?
« Reply #22 on: March 22, 2010, 02:18:32 AM »
I found PoDD to have pretty underwhelming music
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Re: Which game has the WORST music?
« Reply #23 on: March 22, 2010, 02:21:27 AM »
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You have to get around that Flame Shield y'know  :V

That said, overall I feel that IN has the most underwhelming tracks of all games.

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Re: Which game has the WORST music?
« Reply #24 on: March 22, 2010, 02:24:14 AM »
That said, overall I feel that IN has the most underwhelming tracks of all games.

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Re: Which game has the WORST music?
« Reply #25 on: March 22, 2010, 02:26:19 AM »
You have to get around that Flame Shield y'know  :V
I didn't bother to read his post until the end  :V


That said, overall I feel that IN has the most underwhelming tracks of all games.

:subjective:
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Re: Which game has the WORST music?
« Reply #26 on: March 22, 2010, 02:31:26 AM »
Nah, it's not subjective.
Objective then?  :V

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« Reply #27 on: March 22, 2010, 02:35:15 AM »
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Re: Which game has the WORST music?
« Reply #28 on: March 22, 2010, 02:37:52 AM »
Well, you never can be too cautious; there might be a few people who disagree with IN being overall worst after all.
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Re: Which game has the WORST music?
« Reply #29 on: March 22, 2010, 03:36:46 AM »
Well, you never can be too cautious; there might be a few people who disagree with IN being overall worst after all.
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I mean come on.  Stage 1, Stage 2, Mystia, Keine, Reimu, Stage 6 and Mokou, and you're calling it underwhelming?  I see your IN and raise you a UFO, heathen sir!

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