>Observe bear. Hope he'll go maul Orin instead.
> It's a massive grizzly bear with glowing eyes. You highly doubt it'll attack Orin.
>"What the...?"
>If he starts moving toward us rather than going to maul Orin, run behind Orin!
> "Tyrant type-K, destroy that little faerie."
> It closes in on you, you sprint behind Orin. Though the bear begins to follow.
>If the bear starts to close in on us, point at Orin wildly and shout, "Hey Mr Bear! You should eat her instead! She's way bigger than me! And more chest meat!"
>Say the latter bit whether it's true or not.
>Tangentially related, what sort of build does Aurica have?
> "It's completely under my control. Specifically engineered to obey me."
> Well, you're pretty scrawny, flat-chested, and you look like you're around 15-ish.