How to piss off a Touhou.

[Minxix]

Say that Mokou is Inuyasha. RAAAAAAGE

This and this.

[Danielu Yoshikoto]

"I'M RICH! Now to donate some of these to the Moriya Shrine!" to reimu

why not just simply: "(something involving the Moriya Shrine and not the Hakurei Shrine)" to Reimu.

[OkashiiKisei]

For me, it's every time I see Patchy get hurt or something unfair happening to her. (She still hasn't gotten her own moment of victory, KimikoMuffin!!!)

[Mounting Jaggis]

create.swf

I don't hate it, but a lot of people do

[beaver1231]

This and this.

B+ for effort.

F+ for result.

On topic:

create.swf

I don't hate it, but a lot of people do

No way! That's impossible!.jpg

Wait really?

People hate it!?

Touhou anime? Here.(Touhou Project Side Story)

Resurrection of Heaven's Liquor isn't actually that bad.

Sheesh, fanboys and trolls.

[orinrin]

Just say, Wriggle is a boy.

[Lishy1]

Start praising Skies Ablaze :V

[youkai_R_US]

Walk realllly slowly towards Yukas flower field with a flamerthower, but you'd probbly die before you get close

Call Eirin/Yukari/Kanako a hag

 :V erm thats all I've got at the moment

[Mounting Jaggis]

No way! That's impossible!.jpg

Wait really?

People hate it!?

The only reason I've heard is because people who make stuff with it end up making unfunny jokes.

[VIVItheFujoshi]

Call Eirin/Yukari/Kanako a hag

that works with Sariel too...(angels are old like the universe) perform a christian exorcism,or try to invoke him/her with his/her sigil-symbol without experience in that things...(but probably you will die if he/she looks you a bit angry XD)

to Marisa: call her Pimprisa. (i remember who a yukkuri marisa call her like that and was beaten)
to Sakuya: say who her misstress no is so cute than bla bla bla (chose your favorite moe character)
to Byakuren: beat some youkai. simple. n_n
to EX Keine: call her cow.
to Medicine: say who you are human. She simply no like them XD
to Tokiko: steal her a book, or wet her nest-house.
to Rinnosuke: broke one of his objects "no for sale" call him Kourin (or Kourindou...no! better...Koringo!) or found one of his private collection of photos...http://danbooru.donmai.us/post/show/305382/4koma-blonde_hair-cho_aniki-comic-hat-ishikiri-kir
to Youmu: enter to the garden without permission.
to Youki: molest Youmu chan, say something bad about "Lady Yuyuko", or about Lady Yuyuko AND Yukari-dono (XD) or begin to flirt with Rinnosuke in front to him...

[Mitsuhana]

OK how come no one has mentioned this yet? Aya: take away her camera and break it while she watches, then laugh at her tears. Please enjoy your brutal death afterward.

To the idea of taking away Tenshi's peaches I must ask where did that come from? Wouldn't doing bad things to Tenshi in any way actually make her happy? I want to molest Tenshi too 

I can't think of anything else right now. Except for tying up Nazrin and letting her go a day without food then eating cheese in front of her. My god, that's just cruel. Too much Yuuka. Nazrin fans will now flame me.

[Toasty]

You want to......do what....whatever.

Step one: Obtain picture of crona and scissors
Step two: Obtain pink hair dye
Step three: Befriend komeijis
Step four: Sedate komeijis
Step five: Pinkify koishi
Step six: CRONA HAIRCUTS!
Step seven: Take picture, copy, circulate, start new style in hell.
Step eight:
Strongest step: Profit!


(When considering that, I realize it would actually be a favor to most everyone except maybe gpop.)

[beaver1231]

Start praising Skies Ablaze :V

I can see that happening sometime.

I can't think of anything else right now. Except for tying up Nazrin and letting her go a day without food then eating cheese in front of her. My god, that's just cruel. Too much Yuuka. Nazrin fans will now flame me.

I hope you haven't forgotten Shou and Byakuren.

You want to......do what....whatever.

Step one: Obtain picture of crona and scissors
Step two: Obtain pink hair dye
Step three: Befriend komeijis
Step four: Sedate komeijis
Step five: Pinkify koishi
Step six: CRONA HAIRCUTS!
Step seven: Take picture, copy, circulate, start new style in hell.
Step eight:
Strongest step: Profit!


(When considering that, I realize it would actually be a favor to most everyone except maybe gpop.)

[nsfw][/nsfw]

This would have the same effect. Yes?

[Mounting Jaggis]

You want to......do what....whatever.

Step one: Obtain picture of crona and scissors
Step two: Obtain pink hair dye
Step three: Befriend komeijis
Step four: Sedate komeijis
Step five: Pinkify koishi
Step six: CRONA HAIRCUTS!
Step seven: Take picture, copy, circulate, start new style in hell.
Step eight:
Strongest step: Profit!


(When considering that, I realize it would actually be a favor to most everyone except maybe gpop.)

There's a flaw there, Satori can read your mind

[Aya Reiko]

Introduce a flamethrower to a flowerbed = death if Yuka is around.  Substituting the flamethrower with Mokou or Okuu probably would work too.
Saying "Baka, baka" = death by Cirno
Opening a KFC in Gensokyo = death by either Aya, Mystia, or both (but not Okuu)
Getting between Yuyuko and food = death for you.

[OkashiiKisei]

Throwing out old objects (like umbrella's) in the trash while loudly declaring your disgust of the object while Kogasa is in vincinity.
Take a wee in the Scarlet Lake and you can bet Cirno and the fairies will freeze off your nether regions.
Go walking around Eientei with a 'Mokou rules, Kaguya drools' shirt on.
Go walking around Mokou's house with a 'Kaguya rox, Mokou sux' shirt on.

[Toasty]

There's a flaw there, Satori can read your mind

In that case, we shall only do it to koishi.

[flurk]

why not just simply: "(something involving the Moriya Shrine and not the Hakurei Shrine)" to Reimu.

because it's money, silly.

[Chen]

Call Meiling China.
Think about NSFW things near Satori.
Call Reisen a useless bunny only good for sex appeal.
Steal Alice's precious thing.
Give Remilia Twilight as a gift.
Misspell Shikieiki's name.
Call Letty fat.
Say that you like Orin better than Chen in front of Ran.

[OkashiiKisei]

Start an animal rights group against resident fox kicker Yukari.
Use Flandre to decorate your Christmas Tree.
Mention frogs of impressive size near Cirno.

[Kuma]

Too piss off a touhou, you must piss ON a touhou.

[necorelli]

Ask if Touhou is some disembodied fat head thing.

[orinrin]

Ask if Touhou is some disembodied fat head thing.

Take it easy, pal.

[Gpop]

(When considering that, I realize it would actually be a favor to most everyone except maybe gpop.)

And FG and Pako and Ruro an(ry

Also, you'll never make it to them since you just recently broke up with Satori and all >.>

[Toasty]

:V

So, how's doing imitations of a character infront of them sound?

Stand infront of remi and.....

"ooohohoooo, i'm remilla. Look at me, i'm SO charasmatic with my fluffy hat! I'm a charismatic little gir-*gugnir'd*"

[Momiji]

Say that Momiji is Inuyasha. RAAAAAAGE

In before inu janai yo.



Wait...  =|

[warpshadow]

I once saw a youtube video that totally bagged on Koishi (honestly I did).
If I could find the video I could use that as Gpop's beserk button.

[OkashiiKisei]

I once saw a youtube video that totally bagged on Koishi (honestly I did).
If I could find the video I could use that as Gpop's beserk button.

That reminds me of all the Aqua Style games and animations. In each and every one of them, Sanae is the buttmonkey, getting her ass kicked by Reimu and Marisa in that SRW parody and Sakuya obliterating her in that Magical Maid Sakuya vs Miracle Girl Sanae flash. Defiantly not suggested for Sanae fans. But if your a Sakuya fan, go right ahead! Aqua Style worships Sakuya like a Goddess....

[Chen]

That reminds me of all the Aqua Style games and animations. In each and every one of them, Sanae is the buttmonkey, getting her ass kicked by Reimu and Marisa in that SRW parody and Sakuya obliterating her in that Magical Maid Sakuya vs Miracle Girl Sanae flash. Defiantly not suggested for Sanae fans. But if your a Sakuya fan, go right ahead! Aqua Style worships Sakuya like a Goddess....

Well , Sanae  IS a good slut.

[Solais]

Well , Sanae  IS a good slut.

You know, that pisses up someone else too.

* Solaiston Beam kicks Chennel 2 across the boards.