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Chaore

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Chen's Day Out! ヾ(^∇^)
« on: December 28, 2009, 05:46:21 AM »
Let me tell you a story, Kitten.
Once, There was a beautiful princess with an ample kingdom.
Kind and strong, she ruled all with a just and iron hand.
Her land was small, and many outside kingdoms would threaten it, but she held them all away with her power.
At first, she was favored, welcomed, treated well by her kingdom.
Eventually, though, she was forgotten and ignored, as time went on and the old went out.
New people no longer believed in the princess' deeds, placing them on the shoulders of a new person.
This was fine, she was still respected and even loved now and then.
Then she became feared and blamed, people called her malevolent and at cause for everything.
They even called their champion to strike at her and burn her.
For a time, she did not blame them, they only feared their weakness.
It only worsened, day after day, until finally the princess had it.
They had wronged her, so she slaughtered them, killed them, proved that their champions were nothing~.
Ah, She bathed in their blood... But they wounded her, struck at her in their foolish claims on indignation.
So she decided to rest, let them sort out the remains, and then come again.
She left them broken and weary, and left broken and weary. To a little hill, with a little warm cave, with her little kitten.
And then she killed them all again~!

Wasn't that wonderful, Kitten? Now, I'm going to sleep again, so be a good kitten and watch for intruders...

You liked her better when she slept too much.

You are the youkai formerly known as CHEN YAKUMO, you have been recently renamed to KITTEN. You are unsure if you prefer your old name. You are wearing a DIRTY AND SLIGHTLY TORN DRESS. You have lost your HAT a long time ago. You are currently a SHIKIGAMI to YUKARI YAKUMO. You are SLIGHTLY BEAT UP and FAIRLY TIRED FROM LACK OF SLEEP. You have FORGOTTEN SOME THINGS. You do not have an inventory except for what you are wearing. You are in an UNLIT AND SLIGHTLY DANK CAVE. YUKARI YAKUMO is also here, she appears to be attempting to sleep and is covered by covers. This is the first time in a long period this has happened, and will be the only chance you have to leave this cave. This is figuratively your day off, so you should use it to do what you can, After that, it is back to rough petting and hearing the same story over and over till god knows when.

Yukari does not appear to be asleep yet, leaving would be foolish. Instead, You should try to remember SEVEN THINGS to decide what to do first.

>_

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Re: Chen's Day Out! ヾ(^∇^)
« Reply #1 on: December 28, 2009, 06:14:00 AM »
>Ran's dead isn't she
There was something here once. Wonder what...

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« Reply #2 on: December 28, 2009, 06:16:45 AM »
>try to remember fighting techinques, like spell-cards or non-spell danmaku

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« Reply #3 on: December 28, 2009, 06:22:40 AM »
>Cry.

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« Reply #4 on: December 28, 2009, 06:35:44 AM »
>Ran's dead isn't she

You should try to remember SEVEN THINGS to decide what to do first.

>try to remember fighting techinques, like spell-cards or non-spell danmaku

You recall how to fight. While Danmaku is nearly useless for actual combat, you remember you mostly fought by using your speed and DARK MAGICAL ARTS. You were taught a bit about HOW TO USE SHIKIGAMI as well.

>Cry.

She hurt you until you stopped, last time you did that. You're afraid to do it again, even if shes asleep.

You should try to remember SIX THINGS to decide where to go from here.

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« Reply #5 on: December 28, 2009, 06:43:01 AM »
>Buck up.
>Try to remember how you got here, and where here is.


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« Reply #6 on: December 28, 2009, 07:00:58 AM »
>Buck up.
>Try to remember how you got here, and where here is.
You try and pull yourself together. You feel a bit better.

You remember that she brought you with her when she was beaten at the end of THE INCIDENT. Its a rather secluded hole in the ground that belongs to a little bump that can hardly be called a hill with a bit of fallen foilage around it. Its at the edge of Gensokyo, you're not sure which. Its pretty much your new home, lest you risk her leaving this place because you're not here to prattle to.

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« Reply #7 on: December 28, 2009, 07:13:55 AM »
>Recall how to sneak about and climb trees with kitty-like kittiness.

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« Reply #8 on: December 28, 2009, 07:31:35 AM »
>Recall how to sneak about and climb trees with kitty-like kittiness.

You try to recall how to sneak about. You don't find it that hard, but you think you may be a bit larger than you'd like to do so on par with kitty-ness. You may have to figure out a way to switch between being so large and being cat-like...

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« Reply #9 on: December 28, 2009, 07:36:17 AM »
>How many things left to recall?
>Remember who your friends were.

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« Reply #10 on: December 28, 2009, 07:47:32 AM »
>How many things left to recall?
>Remember who your friends were.

You don't think you were really friends with anyone, in fact, you caused enough trouble to annoy people away. Being linked to her really hurt your chances of making friends, too. You did however, happen to keep somewhat decent relations with the shrine maiden, sans a few times you made her angry. She was always a bit sweet on her anyway, though, so maybe it was to be expected.

You have THREE things left to remember, and decide what to do next with.

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« Reply #11 on: December 28, 2009, 08:03:47 AM »
>Remember how not to be a monster. =[

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« Reply #12 on: December 28, 2009, 09:15:05 AM »
>Remember you are Ninja Cat.
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« Reply #13 on: December 28, 2009, 09:31:36 AM »
> Do you remember the time
       When we fell in love

> Recall how to change shape into a real kitty.

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« Reply #14 on: December 28, 2009, 10:36:45 AM »
>Remember your long-distance cousin Longcat.
Use your mind to expand your torso to infinite dimensions of length, this will be a skill most useful.
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« Reply #15 on: December 28, 2009, 03:44:59 PM »
> Remember the current locations of everyone that you know.

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« Reply #16 on: December 28, 2009, 04:51:24 PM »
> remember what THE INCEDENT was
> Remeber RAN YAKUMO
> Remeber SNOW
Wotters gonna' wot


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« Reply #17 on: December 28, 2009, 05:45:44 PM »
>Remember you are Ninja Cat.

You've already recalled Kitty-Stealthiness!

>Remember your long-distance cousin Longcat.
Use your mind to expand your torso to infinite dimensions of length, this will be a skill most useful.

You recall Longcat. He was a bit of a jerk. You recall he had a method of artificially making himself 'taller'. Most of it was illusion over magical extension, but you could probably manage to replicate the extension to EXTEND YOUR REACH.

> Do you remember the time
       When we fell in love

> Recall how to change shape into a real kitty.

>Remember how not to be a monster. =[

Thinking closely, you recall your more humanoid shape is due to a FAMILIAR merging with you. At the time you became a shikigami, you were not actually strong enough to take humanoid shape on your own. While you're not sure if you are now, that FAMILIAR is definitely what is keeping you humanoid. You'd need to find a way to separate it from you.

Quest: Get this thing out of me! Added.

> Remember the current locations of everyone that you know.

You remember everyone is still in Gensokyo, pretty much. You're able to recall where you think MOST of them would be. Though, not everyone. You're saddened when you recall how many are lost.

You are now Slightly Sad.

> remember what THE INCIDENT was

Free Answer:
THE INCIDENT was a simple event. SHE ran around and began attacking everyone, with lethal intentions. Many of the most influential and strongest youkai and humans fell. Most notably, REIMU HAKUREI, who's death both made the barrier around Gensokyo unstable, and meant the end of the SPELLCARD BATTLE SYSTEM. Eventually, SHE was 'killed', really escaping to a cave with you. Youkai began fighting for supremacy after that, and with the spellcard system abolished, began killing each other. Relatedly, its why everything is kind of a shit hole in Gensokyo right now, she apparently hated vegetables as much as people.

> Remember RAN YAKUMO
> Remember SNOW

...
You are now Sad and In Need of a Hug.

This isn't the time to think about snow!

You decide shes asleep enough and leave the cave. She doesn't wake up. You are now OUTSIDE THE CAVE.

Where will you go first?

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« Reply #18 on: December 28, 2009, 05:51:44 PM »
> Yo kat! We heard you like CAVES so we got you this CAVE to get you CAVED.

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« Reply #19 on: December 28, 2009, 06:01:33 PM »
>Time to extend our reach  beyond where we stand, and stretch heftily so not to get any cramps.
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« Reply #20 on: December 28, 2009, 06:13:05 PM »
> Yo kat! We heard you like CAVES so we got you this CAVE to get you CAVED.

You just got out of there! You're not going back so soon. You doubt she'd wake up quite yet, anyway.

>Time to extend our reach beyond where we stand, and stretch heftily so not to get any cramps.

You reach out with an invisible hand to stretch. It doesn't really do any better than normal stretching, And you feel a bit foolish. You stop.

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« Reply #21 on: December 28, 2009, 06:16:46 PM »
> Just run, fly if you can, as far as possible!
Wotters gonna' wot


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« Reply #22 on: December 28, 2009, 07:23:36 PM »
> Just run, fly if you can, as far as possible!

Its not possible to fly in Gensokyo anymore, the air isn't saturated enough. However, you can run. So you run really far away.

You are now at THE CROSSROAD OF NOWHERE AND SOMEWHERE.

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« Reply #23 on: December 28, 2009, 07:26:07 PM »
> Find the place where the Streets Have No Name

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« Reply #24 on: December 28, 2009, 08:15:01 PM »
>Look around the crossroads to see if anything interesting is nearby, or up and down the roads.

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« Reply #25 on: December 28, 2009, 08:16:51 PM »
> Remember that the train has right of way

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« Reply #26 on: December 28, 2009, 08:21:56 PM »
> Find the place where the Streets Have No Name

You don't know where this is. Besides, whats a street?

>Look around the crossroads to see if anything interesting is nearby, or up and down the roads.

There seems to be quite a bit down the road to somewhere. Namely EVERYTHING IN EXISTANCE. You can't really see down the road to nowhere, but you can't imagine there would be anything important.

> Remember that the train has right of way

You wonder why a train would be here, doesn't she just throw them at people?

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« Reply #27 on: December 28, 2009, 08:30:22 PM »
>Take the road to somewhere; go left. Or as left as you can and still be on said road.
>Watch out for dangerous things.

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« Reply #28 on: December 28, 2009, 08:39:08 PM »
>Take the road to somewhere; go left. Or as left as you can and still be on said road.
>Watch out for dangerous things.

You take the road to somewhere and go to the left. You are now SOMEWHERE TO THE LEFT. There appears to be a pile of boxes for some poor sap here. You feel the urge to groan at a terrible joke for some reason.

You can't imagine this place or that crossroad will ever be important again.

Nothing dangerous seems to be here, however, only useless things also seem to be here.

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« Reply #29 on: December 28, 2009, 09:02:30 PM »
>Examine boxes.
>Is this the escape attempt? If so, recall how the others went so education may be derived from past mistakes.