Touhou ParseeRAAAAAAAAAAAAAGE Thread Part 4

[Kojiremi]

Super Marisa World and I Wanna Be The Shrine Maiden


that's enough rage for a lifetime

[nintendonut888]

There's an "I Wanna Be The Shrine Maiden" now? o_O

EDIT: Oh, it's from THAT site. Should have guessed the quality.

[theshirn]

Why can I not play IN anymore?  IN used to be by far the easiest.  WHY CAN I NOT 1CC NORMAL WHAT THE CRAP

[Sapz]

Over 300 attempts in. This is driving me insane. :V

[Jaimers]

I Wanna Be The Shrine Maiden

I stopped playing that game at the bossfight with

Spoiler:

Ran.

Seriously that fight is so fucking tedious and stupid.
She's annoying to hit and she takes like a million shots to die.
One slight positioning error and your completely fucked, sending you back a good 20 minutes sometimes.

Screw that fight. :<

[NeoSere]

PoFV Normal 1cc with Komachi.

I finally realized that to use her, you should charge up your lv1, let go a focus for a second to activate spirits, tap Z until you can charge another lv1, and repeat. You can even throw out lv2s with no danger to your spellpoint combo. PROFIT. Suddenly I reach 500~800k spellpoints like nothing.

Rage because Reimu refused to take a final hit for about 5 minutes on half-heart left (ITS NORMAL MODE GOD DAMMIT DIE ALREADY) until she finally killed me, and then after beating Shikieiki and having 95,000k+ score THE DAMN REPLAY DIDN'T SAVE

AUUUUGH I HATE YOU REPLAY BUG

Also tried out SWR Lunatic for the first time, got to Tenshi's final spell on the first try, and died with a 4-card super left... bleh. Reimu's scenario is way too easy with 4 alt.236 Youkai Buster cards in your deck, so I'll probably do it next time, but still...

[Milkyway64]

Phantasm Romance Mima FUUUUUUU-

[Esoterica]

Also tried out SWR Lunatic for the first time, got to Tenshi's final spell on the first try, and died with a 4-card super left... bleh. Reimu's scenario is way too easy with 4 alt.236 Youkai Buster cards in your deck, so I'll probably do it next time, but still...

The default one tears through story mode singlehandedly as well.

In fact, just about every character can tear through story mode with 23 spamming. :V

[AlexX Unlimited]

In fact, just about every character can tear through story mode with 23 spamming. :V

Reisen wants a word with you... >.>

That said, her story would probably be a cinch if I could perform her Infrared Field properly (since that makes a joke of Remilia's Bat "Vampire's Web" and Yukari's Doppler Effect).

[theshirn]

GODDAMNIT YUMEKO GODDAMNIT

SERIOUSLY

GODDAMNIT

What pisses me off most about Yumeko is not that she's crazy hard, but that I always die from clipdeath that I thought was a clean evade.  Which means I always die with bombs in stock.  Usually two or more.

Also, this is aimed both at Saigyouji Flawless Nirvana AND Yumeko:

I have started to hate more than anything else attacks which fire seemingly straight lines of bullets, but the first two bullets miss and then third one clips you.  Without moving.  I just game overed to it on Yumeko (with two bombs lololol) and it was a good 30 tries of SFN.

[NeoSere]

Reisen wants a word with you... >.>

That said, her story would probably be a cinch if I could perform her Infrared Field properly (since that makes a joke of Remilia's Bat "Vampire's Web" and Yukari's Doppler Effect).

Story Mode Reisen Deck
4 Mind Explosions (Default 236)
4 Infrared Field (Not sure if leveling makes it longer or not)
4 Patriot Elixir
8 anything.
With 3 Patriot Elixirs and 4 Mind Explosion cards used, using 236 twice will take out most cards. Seriously. And you still have enough cards left for a 3 casting cost spellcard.

Also, Doppler Effect is cake for Reisen since she has a continous(sp?) dash. Dash back and forth underneath Yukari/whoever and you can't get hit. Throw a 236 at Yukari when she stops firing stuff.

Oh, and a tip for activating 623 (Infrared Field). Press 6, hold 2, hold 6, hit B or C. This is how your supposed to activate the 623/421 cards apparently, because it never fails. YAY.

[nintendonut888]

The default one tears through story mode singlehandedly as well.

In fact, just about every character can tear through story mode with 23 spamming. :V

Youmu wants a word with you.

[Esoterica]

Youmu wants a word with you.

>just about

[Milkyway64]

Wait a minute, so I luck out through Mima and find out she was an extra boss and there are three others past her?! What is this I don't even

[Esoterica]

Story Mode Reisen Deck
4 Mind Explosions (Default 236)
4 Infrared Field (Not sure if leveling makes it longer or not)
4 Patriot Elixir
8 anything.
With 3 Patriot Elixirs and 4 Mind Explosion cards used, using 236 twice will take out most cards. Seriously.

This.

I don't know if I'd bother with infrared though, you can just triangle graze (66 hjc9 j44 repeat) instead for the same effect.  Instead invest it on 22 or 214s

[Toasty]

THIS THREAD HAS NO IMAGE AT THAT TOP

I CAN'T BEAT PATCHOULIS LAST SPELL

[Esoterica]

THIS THREAD HAS NO IMAGE AT THAT TOP

I CAN'T BEAT PATCHOULIS LAST SPELL

1. What?

2. It changes based on your shot type, so that doesn't help much :S

[AlexX Unlimited]

Also, Doppler Effect is cake for Reisen since she has a continous(sp?) dash. Dash back and forth underneath Yukari/whoever and you can't get hit. Throw a 236 at Yukari when she stops firing stuff.

If that's the case why am I always hit while I'm changing direction?

[NeoSere]

If that's the case why am I always hit while I'm changing direction?

Cancel the dash in the middle by hitting the other direction. Do not let go of D. And you have to literally go back and forth underneath Yukari so you don't backdash (which WILL get you hit)

This is a very useful tactic on any spellcard that has no ungrazeable features, and pretty simple to learn. Also trivializes Remilia's first spellcard, for example. Not its very hard either way.

This.

I don't know if I'd bother with infrared though, you can just triangle graze (66 hjc9 j44 repeat) instead for the same effect.  Instead invest it on 22 or 214s

Oh yes, 214 would be useful since it pierces. Makes a few spellcards easier since you don't have to get in close to lauch your 236

[theshirn]

ALRIGHT SERIOUSLY

WHAT THE HELL ALREADY

why am I dying to random bullets on stage 3 of IN

seriously

what already

enough

EDIT: oh you've got to be kidding me

so instead of dying to bullets in stage 3

I die to a random fairy in stage 2

I mean seriously

what the--

[theshirn]

Hey Lunatic players

I have a challenge for you

Make - and upload videos - no bomb runs of all of them

Do it 

Come on

[Helepolis]

Why can I not play IN anymore?  IN used to be by far the easiest.  WHY CAN I NOT 1CC NORMAL WHAT THE CRAP

Who told you that? :V

Hey Lunatic players. I have a challenge for you. Make - and upload videos - no bomb runs of all of them

Do it, Come on

How about you first :V I yet have to see on regular base movies being posted with no bomb runs on lunatic story mode.

[Kitsumi]

I ALMOST cleared PCB normal. But Youmu had to steal all my lives, FFFFFFFFFF

[triangles]

UFO:
Even on easy, the screen looks like confetti from everything flying around and I don't have ADD enough to get all the UFOs without smacking into a bullet.  I hate this game so much but it's the only Windows one I have yet to beat so I must trek onward!

IaMP
SUIKA WHAT IS THIS CRAP
WHY DO YOU MAKE THE UI DISAPPEAR AND I CANNOT SEE HOW MUCH I CAN ATTACK YOU
I just get my HP whittled away to nothing since I can't attack most of the time, awesome!

SWR
YUKARI
TOO MANY DEATH LASER BULLETS
I don't even understand how people play this game.  I've never played a fighting game where I have laser bullets and blocking reduces my HP so I can't win either. 


Perhaps all of my failing can be explained by the fact I cannot do diagonal movement on my laptop, so I can't move precise enough in UFO or fire off the special attacks in the fighting games.  I am this close to giving in and ordering a stupid gamepad (or will a 360 controller work?)

[Tsym]

OMG FFFFFFFUUU SUBTERRANEAN ANIMISM!!!

Satori and your (last three) gay spell cards.
Orin and your (not so) gay spell cards.
Utusho and your gay spell cards EVERYTHING.

[Azinth]

Hey Lunatic players

I have a challenge for you

Make - and upload videos - no bomb runs of all of them

Do it 

Come on

Working on it.   Well, except for the uploading videos part since I'm too cool for youtube.

[Helix ⑨]

Was doing extra IN with magic team for the first time, and I had soooo many stupid deaths. I could totally see myself doing my best run with that team but I fucked up so much. Then I reached her last card with 1 bomb, do it just fine and there was about 5-10 seconds left of shooting till I captured it when I got hit out of nowhere, tried to deathbomb but I had only 1 bomb left and you need 2 >.<

[Rinnosuke Morichika]

ALRIGHT SERIOUSLY

WHAT THE HELL ALREADY

why am I dying to random bullets on stage 3 of IN

seriously

what already

enough

EDIT: oh you've got to be kidding me

so instead of dying to bullets in stage 3

I die to a random fairy in stage 2

I mean seriously

what the--

I one-up you: I GOT KILLED BY THE FIRST ENEMY IN EOSD. A RANDOM FAIRY. AND I NORMALLY GET TO CIRNO WITHOUT USING A SINGLE LIFE.

FUUUUUUUUUUUU-

[Jaimers]

Hey Lunatic players

I have a challenge for you

Make - and upload videos - no bomb runs of all of them

Do it 

Come on

I'll see what I can do.  :V

Starting with PCB because that's the easiest.

Edit:
STAGE 4 POST MIDBOSS FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF

[Arcengal]

I could SO 1cc SA Lunatic if stages 3 and 4 didn't exist. Javelins and amulets and streaming OH MY.