Author Topic: Touhou ParseeRAAAAAAAAAAAAAGE Thread Part 4  (Read 128999 times)

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Touhou ParseeRAAAAAAAAAAAAAGE Thread Part 4
« on: August 11, 2009, 03:46:20 PM »
I'm sorry, what were you saying about making the new thread, Donut?

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Re: Touhou ParseeRAAAAAAAAAAAAAGE Thread Part 4
« Reply #1 on: November 11, 2009, 03:24:07 AM »
The RAAAAGE is that Baity was too slow. :P

Here's the previous thread. Post your moments in Touhou that make you go ARGHGBARARHALGAGASDLKGAGH DX.
« Last Edit: November 11, 2009, 03:34:03 AM by nintendonut888 »
nintendonut888: Hey Baity. I beat the high score for Sanae B hard on the score.dat you sent me. X3
Baity: For a moment, I thought you broke 1.1billion. Upon looking at my score.dat, I can assume that you destroyed the score that is my failed (first!) 1cc attempt on my first day of playing. Congratulations.

[19:42] <Sapz> I think that's the only time I've ever seen a suicide bullet shoot its own suicide bullet

Re: Touhou ParseeRAAAAAAAAAAAAAGE Thread Part 4
« Reply #2 on: November 11, 2009, 03:24:52 AM »
Poor Baity. :(

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Re: Touhou ParseeRAAAAAAAAAAAAAGE Thread Part 4
« Reply #3 on: November 11, 2009, 03:25:13 AM »
...and I was sitting here with a tab open waiting for the 1000th replay. Go figure that you decided to do something like this. Oh well, you get the honor of locking your thread now at 1k replies.

Less effort for me  :V
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Re: Touhou ParseeRAAAAAAAAAAAAAGE Thread Part 4
« Reply #4 on: November 11, 2009, 03:28:22 AM »
I tried SoEW since everyone says it's a load of shit and I wanted to test that for myself.

Got up to Marisa with plenty of lives and bombs in stock on my first try!

Then I lost all of them to her spinny ball things. Not her bullets. Every single death was the balls. :V

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Re: Touhou ParseeRAAAAAAAAAAAAAGE Thread Part 4
« Reply #5 on: November 11, 2009, 03:29:53 AM »
Damn.  If I got it I was going to call it the Touhou Rape Thread Part 4.  Oh well.

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Re: Touhou ParseeRAAAAAAAAAAAAAGE Thread Part 4
« Reply #6 on: November 11, 2009, 06:36:15 AM »
I CANNOT PLAY THERE'S THIS DAMN FLY AND IT JUST KILLED ME THREE TIMES DIE INSECT DIE

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Re: Touhou ParseeRAAAAAAAAAAAAAGE Thread Part 4
« Reply #7 on: November 11, 2009, 06:37:26 AM »
I tried SoEW since everyone says it's a load of shit and I wanted to test that for myself.

Got up to Marisa with plenty of lives and bombs in stock on my first try!

Then I lost all of them to her spinny ball things. Not her bullets. Every single death was the balls. :V
SoEW Marisa does that.  Wait until Mima's cheapshots.

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Re: Touhou ParseeRAAAAAAAAAAAAAGE Thread Part 4
« Reply #8 on: November 11, 2009, 06:39:00 AM »
I CANNOT PLAY THERE'S THIS DAMN KEYBOARD AND IT KILLED ME WHO KNOWS HOW MANY TIMES DIE KEYBOARD DIE

What things are like for me =/

Formless God

Re: Touhou ParseeRAAAAAAAAAAAAAGE Thread Part 4
« Reply #9 on: November 11, 2009, 06:40:35 AM »
Almost timed out Mt. Ooe on Hard.
Then I got walled at the bottom of the screen, right at the VERY last bit of Yuugi's health.

RAGE. The rest of the stage was perfect >_>

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Re: Touhou ParseeRAAAAAAAAAAAAAGE Thread Part 4
« Reply #10 on: November 11, 2009, 07:29:21 AM »
Just did a decent IN Normal demo run -- ended 2/0, captured Wriggle's last spell (finally!) and a couple of Keine's cards (in particular, her second one) that are usually a pain for me ..... and the replay didn't save.
Spoiler:
Guess that's what I get for switching from Magic to Border Team, huh? *lol*

At least, in a couple weeks I'll have the full version, so I can finally play the second half of the game.

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Re: Touhou ParseeRAAAAAAAAAAAAAGE Thread Part 4
« Reply #11 on: November 11, 2009, 08:43:03 AM »
How silly of me to forget to put up the failed 1cc.

http://replays.gensokyou.org/download.php?id=5884

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Re: Touhou ParseeRAAAAAAAAAAAAAGE Thread Part 4
« Reply #12 on: November 11, 2009, 09:24:54 AM »
Yuyuko Lunatic, EIGHT lives. I DON'T GET THIS GAME'S MOVEMENT SYSTEM.

Re: Touhou ParseeRAAAAAAAAAAAAAGE Thread Part 4
« Reply #13 on: November 11, 2009, 09:57:04 AM »
Made it to Suwako's last spell card for the first time and died in a double K.O
Normal: 2,4-12
Extra: 4-8,10-12
Hard: 4,6-8,10
Lunatic: 8

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Re: Touhou ParseeRAAAAAAAAAAAAAGE Thread Part 4
« Reply #14 on: November 11, 2009, 12:33:35 PM »
5/5 in the begining of UFO stage 5
never get out of it...
it makes me nosebleed, seriously
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Re: Touhou ParseeRAAAAAAAAAAAAAGE Thread Part 4
« Reply #15 on: November 11, 2009, 12:37:21 PM »
Still haven't figured out how I was able to perfect IN Hard until Marisa...

deaths to Mystia, Keine, stages... ARGH!
Current Goal: PCB Lunatic 1cc
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Re: Touhou ParseeRAAAAAAAAAAAAAGE Thread Part 4
« Reply #16 on: November 11, 2009, 12:43:15 PM »
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I game overed. While Flandre was exploding.
Is there some sort of universal Touhou law that dictates that every player will go through this once?
AGAIN FFS
This must be a signal that EoSD HATES ME.

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Re: Touhou ParseeRAAAAAAAAAAAAAGE Thread Part 4
« Reply #17 on: November 11, 2009, 01:20:05 PM »
Don't you sometime just want to destroy your X key?


- Uwabami breakers.
- Perfect run stage 3.
- Final spell,  drunken vowg.
- 1 mm lif left.
- heart is beating over 180.
- presses accidentely X button because finger slips in spastic panic.
- Perfect run fail.

. . .

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Re: Touhou ParseeRAAAAAAAAAAAAAGE Thread Part 4
« Reply #18 on: November 11, 2009, 03:50:52 PM »
Damnitdamnitdamnit why do I keep dying on the last ring in the gigantic clusterfuck arghhhh

EDIT: ONE SECOND REMAINING DAMNIT SO CLOSE
« Last Edit: November 11, 2009, 04:08:05 PM by Sapz »
Let's fight.

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Re: Touhou ParseeRAAAAAAAAAAAAAGE Thread Part 4
« Reply #19 on: November 11, 2009, 04:08:29 PM »
Perfect Fight on Normal with Shou and SanaeA.
Why am I posting this here?
BECAUSE I STILL HAVEN'T 1CCED UFO NORMAL WITH HER! F***ING FLYING FANTASIA!

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Re: Touhou ParseeRAAAAAAAAAAAAAGE Thread Part 4
« Reply #20 on: November 11, 2009, 04:34:51 PM »
How to beat UFO Lunatic:
1. First play on Easy. Byakuren argues that Youkai need protection from humans, while you take the opposite position, starting a battle over the differences in your respective belief systems.

2. Start up Lunatic and inevitably die OVER AND OVER on STAGE 1, how on earth is this game even POSSIBLE?

3. Your argument (see 1) has been proven correct! You have beaten Byakuren; also, she is still stick in the lower depths of Makai.

Congratulations- you're a great player!!
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Re: Touhou ParseeRAAAAAAAAAAAAAGE Thread Part 4
« Reply #21 on: November 11, 2009, 04:39:11 PM »
Well...Last night i was tryin to beat SA with a Marisa option (Marisa A Normal played that night) i can beat the game with all Reimu's but no Marisa's I got to Utsuho's Hell and Heaven Meltdown (spell with a sun on the top and bottom of the screen) and vigoriously died. I was so close and it upset me ~_~ So far i can beat any and all touhou games on Normal even UFO though i didn't finish Marisa B and Sanae A on that one yet. But i consistently suck with all Marisas in SA. so lamesauce
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Re: Touhou ParseeRAAAAAAAAAAAAAGE Thread Part 4
« Reply #22 on: November 11, 2009, 06:22:16 PM »
Now that I've hijacked the topic. ;D

Komachi's 10-5 in StB makes me want to abuse small animals. I want to tear my hair out whenever I get past the first five photos only to get walled on the sixth.

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Re: Touhou ParseeRAAAAAAAAAAAAAGE Thread Part 4
« Reply #23 on: November 11, 2009, 06:27:08 PM »
Komachi's 10-5 in StB makes me want to abuse small animals.
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makes me want to abuse small animals
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want to abuse small animals
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abuse small animals
Eh... what? That's disturbing.

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Re: Touhou ParseeRAAAAAAAAAAAAAGE Thread Part 4
« Reply #24 on: November 11, 2009, 06:32:13 PM »
Eh... what? That's disturbing.

YOU GO FIGHT HER AND THEN TELL ME THAT

Alright, fine, I'll go destroy trees instead.

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Re: Touhou ParseeRAAAAAAAAAAAAAGE Thread Part 4
« Reply #25 on: November 11, 2009, 06:39:39 PM »
I'm sorry, what were you saying about making the new thread, Donut?
Hahaha

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Re: Touhou ParseeRAAAAAAAAAAAAAGE Thread Part 4
« Reply #26 on: November 11, 2009, 06:54:16 PM »
YOU GO FIGHT HER AND THEN TELL ME THAT

Alright, fine, I'll go destroy trees instead.

Ooh~ Parsee rage moe~

And go ahead and hijack the thread Ruro. <3 ;)

But yeah 10-5 was the last scene I got in StB. It's not near the hardest, but the later shots are pure hell.
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Baity: For a moment, I thought you broke 1.1billion. Upon looking at my score.dat, I can assume that you destroyed the score that is my failed (first!) 1cc attempt on my first day of playing. Congratulations.

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Re: Touhou ParseeRAAAAAAAAAAAAAGE Thread Part 4
« Reply #27 on: November 11, 2009, 06:55:11 PM »
I gave up around the Reisen stage... :V

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Re: Touhou ParseeRAAAAAAAAAAAAAGE Thread Part 4
« Reply #28 on: November 11, 2009, 07:02:36 PM »
DAMNIT KAGUYA
THHHHISS IS UNFAIR !
RANDOME ANGLE RANDOM SPEED RANDOM AGULAR VELOCITY RANDOM WALLS RANDOM SURPRISE
THIS CARD IS UNNNFAIRR I HATTE YOU RISING WORLD >_<
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Re: Touhou ParseeRAAAAAAAAAAAAAGE Thread Part 4
« Reply #29 on: November 11, 2009, 07:45:31 PM »
WHAT THE HELL POSSESSED ME TO THINK THIS CHALLENGE WAS A GOOD IDEA THIS IS THE MOST RIDICULOUS SHIT I HAVE EVER SEEN
Let's fight.