Rrrrrgh...I can't remember if I was linked to it somewhere on Walfas or here, but someone linked to a video on Nicovideo which was entitled something along the lines of "English Easy Mode", and was mostly set to Weird Al Yankovic's "Hardware Store". I've been trying to find it, so if anyone has a link to it or can actually navigate Japanese enough to grab it I'd be grateful.
It was essentially Nitori going to the Hardware Store, and featured all the stuff in the song with Touhou characters. It was absolutely awesome.