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MANoBadAssGar Jr.

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Touhou pick-up line, but it doesn't went well
« on: September 06, 2018, 04:50:32 am »
As a touhou fans, and with most of us being maniac, there's a high chance that we happen to tought of a pick-up line for the Touhou cast at least once. But what if it doesn't go smoothly?
Think we could have some fun around that, but it seems we would normally heed to certain rule though, try to cut back on the plain seccsual harassment. Innuendo kinda fine to a certain extent i think, but you should be able to gauge it on your own.


HITTING (give it your cheesiest shot!)

-Hina-
Excuse me, i seem to notice you garnering some kind of negative aura out of me earlier. I didn't mean to slander you but i have been feeling uneasy ever since, do you perhaps accidentally garnered my heart as well?

-Komachi-
Miss, are you a shinigami? if so you might want to do something about your appearance. If you're looking like that the dead people will get overconfident thinking they already in heaven when they saw you.

-Letty-
Eh you're really a snow woman!? oh sorry didn't mean to belittle you, it's just that, instead of feeling cold, somehow my chest feel warmer when being near you.

-Kasen-
Sometime i'm confused when you say you aim to ascend to heaven, because i always tought this place is heaven whenever i look at you.

-Kazami-san-
The dazzling sun in this Garden of the Sun sure are annoying, but i would say the opposite to your dazzling beauty.

-Wakasagihime-
I heard rumor about how people seek you for secret to longevity, but i would seek you for secret to your love.

-Kogasa-
I normally would avoid getting drenched from rain of water, but if it's your rain of love i would gladly drench myself in it.

-Momiji-
Due to your duty, you perceive object from a distance most of the time right? but you shouldn't forget to keep close attention at your surrounding, maybe perceive a mirror once in a while so you don't forget what the word "beauty" mean.

-Mystia-
Have you ever had people nagging for recipe to your food? but what would you say if ask for recipe of your love?

-Yakumon-
According to legend, your species like to fill in gaps right? can you please fill in the gaps in my heart? it's begging you to occupy it.


AFTERMATH (it doesn't went well, F !)

-Hina-
*she literally return the heart, it never the same again*

-Komachi-
ah no, i didn't mean to likening you to that no-good celestial ! wait don't go, that wasn't my intention, i swear !

-Letty-
*she gave long-winded complaint about how it's just too hot when it's not winter, never thought she the kind to utter the phrase "i kno rite"*

-Kasen-
*she agrees, who would have tought she no longer interested in heaven as much as before*

-Kazami-san-
*she gave merciless lecture about how the sun is the most important essence of life*

-Wakasagihime-
*got stuck listening to her telling love stories she read from a books because she misundertand*

-Kogasa-
*proceed to getting drenched by water, because she perceive rain water as a form of affection*

-Momiji-
.......um, a mirror is a some glass things.......wait here i'll be right back.

-Mystia-
eh, trade with my meat? sure, how about the stick one? >:D *traumatic experience afterward*

-Yakumon-
*she doing it literally, friggin yakumon*




well, i feel awful

MANoBadAssGar Jr.

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Re: Touhou pick-up line, but it doesn't went well
« Reply #1 on: September 08, 2018, 02:36:43 am »
-Wakasagihime 2-
I get the sudden urge to inquire how deep you can submerge underwater,  i'm curious because of how unbelievably deep you submerge in my heart.
-Aftermath-
*got dragged underwater so she can show off how deep she can submerge*

Shizuko

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Re: Touhou pick-up line, but it doesn't went well
« Reply #2 on: September 08, 2018, 05:59:48 pm »
Wow you're very creative :o I don't have much inspiration so I'll just hit with the :

"You must like stealing things.. Since you stole my heart" (for Marisa).
Or maybe :
"Are you messing up with time and space again ? When I'm with you, hours feel like seconds" - for Sakuya

But seriously, your pick up lines are excellent haha~

nav'

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Re: Touhou pick-up line, but it doesn't went well
« Reply #3 on: September 08, 2018, 06:20:54 pm »
Optimistic:
Me: My heart flares up whenever I see you.
Her: I'm granting you unlimited access to my library.

Pessimistic:
Me: My heart fl-
Her: Sun Sign "Royal Flare"

Realistic:
Me: ...
Her: ...
Me: ...
Her: ... *sounds of turning pages*
« Last Edit: September 08, 2018, 07:26:18 pm by nav' »

MANoBadAssGar Jr.

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Re: Touhou pick-up line, but it doesn't went well
« Reply #4 on: September 09, 2018, 05:32:51 am »
But seriously, your pick up lines are excellent haha~
You mean it? thank's. although i rather be excellent in other fields if i could choose, like fishing girl, just kidding lol.
btw, if you have time please consider adding the "unintended outcome" like something that make you goes "FFFF i screwed!" to your already made cheesy pick-up line.

Her: I'm granting you unlimited access to my library.
That's actually an impresive feat to achieve to be honest, but don't take it as sarcasm if you don't think i'm congratulating you.
although you may take it as consolidation if you need it


anyway, thought up a new "potentially pain in the ass" approach to those girl (& grown up woman)
-Byakuren-
Earlier in the stage, when i listen to the theme Fires of Hokkai i feel like i'm burning down to the last atom and molecule, that's when i realize it with every fiber in my being of my desire to become one with you.
-aftermath-
*got a new haircut, complete with matching outfit*
 

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