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Re: Money is forever - Poverty Quest
« Reply #480 on: January 09, 2019, 05:33:52 pm »
>Gawk.
>Realize we're gawking and not doing anything, and assuming we're not being beaten up by this point, trying to yank the crowbar back and use the head to try and yank the sukeban off her feet.

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Re: Money is forever - Poverty Quest
« Reply #481 on: January 10, 2019, 01:36:45 am »
>Gawk.
>Realize we're gawking and not doing anything, and assuming we're not being beaten up by this point, trying to yank the crowbar back and use the head to try and yank the sukeban off her feet.

>You stare at the bent crowbar for three seconds. Then stop staring as you try to trip the Sukeban over with it.
>That didn't work either, as she simply dodged this one by jumping at the last second.
>The Sukeban then kicks you in the face right after that, knocking you down.

>"Shion!" Nitori cried out. She tried to get to your side, but was quickly caught and lifted up by her collar by another Sukeban.
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Re: Money is forever - Poverty Quest
« Reply #482 on: January 10, 2019, 02:45:18 am »
>Gawk.
>Realize we're gawking and not doing anything, and assuming we're not being beaten up by this point, trying to yank the crowbar back and use the head to try and yank the sukeban off her feet.
//  :D "Hardy and Foolhardy Sieging Super Secret Mafia"... "Emergency Dive-In Dive-Out Dynamic Exits out of a Closed Space" are the latest best remedy for them ! If feasible by windows or large enough pipes :D... Until "The Yorigami Sukeban Reinforce Secret" is dealt with or has weaknesses in the clear.
Of course quality and clear cooperation is going to be always welcomed in-game and out-game. //

>Endure,roll as far away and out of the way as possible from the SMG-Sukeban towards the cover of the counter without enemies.
>Get up with the cover,eye Nitori ,careful of not getting blind-sided or rushed, and yell : "Nitori! Just try your all in escaping and avoiding 'em not in approaching or tackling 'em whatsoever !".

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« Reply #483 on: January 10, 2019, 07:20:43 am »
>Let's summarize that: "Run!"
>Roll away from where we are to avoid follow-up attacks, and lash out with our feet.

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« Reply #484 on: January 10, 2019, 02:30:46 pm »
//  :D "Hardy and Foolhardy Sieging Super Secret Mafia"... "Emergency Dive-In Dive-Out Dynamic Exits out of a Closed Space" are the latest best remedy for them ! If feasible by windows or large enough pipes :D... Until "The Yorigami Sukeban Reinforce Secret" is dealt with or has weaknesses in the clear.
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>Endure,roll as far away and out of the way as possible from the SMG-Sukeban towards the cover of the counter without enemies.
>Get up with the cover,eye Nitori ,careful of not getting blind-sided or rushed, and yell : "Nitori! Just try your all in escaping and avoiding 'em not in approaching or tackling 'em whatsoever !".

>You are still behind the counter. The Sukeban simply walked around it to get to you.
>"But what-" Nitori tries to tell you something, but is quickly silence by the Sukeban holding her up stuffing a rag into her mouth.

>Let's summarize that: "Run!"
>Roll away from where we are to avoid follow-up attacks, and lash out with our feet.

>You roll away just as the Sukeban brings her foot down on you, avoiding getting stomped.
>You then try to kick at that Sukeban's leg.

>It still doesn't work. You might as well be kicking a fire hydrant, since your toes hurt.
>You then get lifted up by another Sukeban, your feet dangling in the air as she holds you by your neck.

//I really mean it when I said the Yorigami Sukeban are no normal mafia.
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« Reply #485 on: January 10, 2019, 05:06:22 pm »
>Struggle and try to get free!

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« Reply #486 on: January 11, 2019, 02:15:44 am »
>Struggle and try to get free!

>You struggle to break free of the neckhold, to no avail.

>You then feel the muzzle of a gun pressed against the back of your head.
>"Let's make this simple, shall we?" You hear the SMG Sukeban telling you. "I ask a question, and you answer with the truth. Is. That. Clear?"
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« Reply #487 on: January 11, 2019, 05:02:54 am »
>"Fine."

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« Reply #488 on: January 11, 2019, 08:18:41 am »
>"Fine."

>"Smart choice..." The SMG Sukeban said while still keeping the SMG pressed against the back of your head.
>"Alright, here's the question: Where did you take our money?"
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« Reply #489 on: January 11, 2019, 04:53:04 pm »
>"All I have is my money, which you all paid me for having to deal with you."

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« Reply #490 on: January 12, 2019, 01:43:10 am »
>"All I have is my money, which you all paid me for having to deal with you."

>The SMG Sukeban pressed the gun barrel harder against the back of your head.
>"Well, I wouldn't be after you right now if it wasn't for you taking those money." She then tells you. "Now...Where. Is. It?"

//Yes, those money you looted turned out to be important.
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« Reply #491 on: January 12, 2019, 04:28:25 am »
// Damn, I don't think we will get to keep the money, this is Poverty Quest after all...

// Should we keep trying to get away with the cash or answer truthfully?  Any thoughts Purvis?

> How many of them are there?
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« Reply #492 on: January 12, 2019, 05:20:55 am »
>"And I wouldn't be having to beat you stupid if you didn't act stupid, but here we are. I used it to pay my friend's rent for the next while."

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« Reply #493 on: January 13, 2019, 02:48:49 am »
// Damn, I don't think we will get to keep the money, this is Poverty Quest after all...

// Should we keep trying to get away with the cash or answer truthfully?  Any thoughts Purvis?

> How many of them are there?

>There's about four of them...no wait, there's now five, as the one you knocked out on the streets moments ago came to join them.

>"And I wouldn't be having to beat you stupid if you didn't act stupid, but here we are. I used it to pay my friend's rent for the next while."

>All five Sukeban sounded like they scoffed at your response.
>"Well, news flash!" The SMG Sukeban then leaned close to your ears and whispered to you in a taunting manner, while keeping the SMG pressed against your head.  "Those ain't real money!"

//You really should've noticed much sooner that this is Poverty Quest...
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« Reply #494 on: January 14, 2019, 02:28:09 am »
>Huh. Well, whatever. It's hard to care anymore.
>"That's the landlord's problem."

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« Reply #495 on: January 14, 2019, 09:13:41 am »
(Perform before the above actions)
> Murmur "Depressing..."
> Feel somewhat depressed after finding out our money's no good

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« Reply #496 on: January 14, 2019, 01:41:37 pm »
>Huh. Well, whatever. It's hard to care anymore.
>"That's the landlord's problem."

(Perform before the above actions)
> Murmur "Depressing..."
> Feel somewhat depressed after finding out our money's no good

>You feel a bit depressed upon hearing about that.
>You then tell the SMG Sukeban, with a straight face, how you don't care and it's not your problem.

>You hear no response from her for a few seconds...
>Then she grabs you by your neck, and tosses you across the mini-mart, literally, hard enough to knock a steel shelf over and even dent it...

>Your whole back now hurts a lot from hitting a metal shelf with enough force to dent it...
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Re: Money is forever - Poverty Quest
« Reply #497 on: January 14, 2019, 06:57:31 pm »
>Can we even move?

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« Reply #498 on: January 15, 2019, 02:57:44 am »
> Look around the fallen shelf, anything interesting? (that could be used as a weapon)

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« Reply #499 on: January 15, 2019, 05:47:25 am »
>Can we even move?

>Your back hurts so much you could barely move a muscle. You were lucky to have not broken anything in your body (as far as you can tell).

> Look around the fallen shelf, anything interesting? (that could be used as a weapon)

>Unfortunately, none.

>You notice the SMG Sukeban approach you.
>She puts a foot on your chest, pinning you down.
>"You can't possibly have spent all of it so quickly! You must have a lot of it left! So, where is it?"
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« Reply #500 on: January 15, 2019, 05:39:51 pm »
// If we keep this up sooner of later we're bound to roll a 1 and gameover are you sure this is the right way to handle this?
> She does have a point, we haven't had it that long...

> Where is the shopkeeper in all of this?
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« Reply #501 on: January 15, 2019, 08:43:41 pm »
It's about spite and misdirection. Also she probably confessed to counterfeiting on security camera. And around the shopkeeper.

>Gasp out, "Why do you care? It's fake."

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« Reply #502 on: January 16, 2019, 07:20:06 am »
// If we keep this up sooner of later we're bound to roll a 1 and gameover are you sure this is the right way to handle this?
> She does have a point, we haven't had it that long...

> Where is the shopkeeper in all of this?

>This is a mini-mart. They don't have shopkeepers like a typical shop would.

It's about spite and misdirection. Also she probably confessed to counterfeiting on security camera. And around the shopkeeper.

>Gasp out, "Why do you care? It's fake."

>Your dull response seems to have caused the SMG Sukeban to lose it.
>She crouches down and then throws a punch at you. Or rather, over your shoulder, hitting the piece of steel shelf behind you.
>That punch crushed the steel like it was hit by a battering ram.

>"Why do we want the money back? I've no idea! Ask my boss, jackass!" She then tells you as she retracts her fist. "Same question! Now answer it! Or..."
>She then gesture for the Sukeban holding Nitori up to come over.
>"...your friend's neck gets popped like a balloon..."
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« Reply #503 on: January 16, 2019, 07:11:45 pm »
>"That'd be a mistake. Then I'd kill you."

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« Reply #504 on: January 17, 2019, 01:02:41 am »
>"That'd be a mistake. Then I'd kill you."

//dang, that's brutally blunt...

>"You sure about that?" The SMG Sukeban taunted you...
>...Just before she gestures at the other Sukeban to start clamping down tightly on Nitori's neck.
>"You think I'm exaggerating? No, you bitch. I'm serious..." She added.
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« Reply #505 on: January 17, 2019, 04:54:11 am »
>"You think I'm exaggerating? Look what I've done to you so far? And I'm trying not to kill anyone. I've not kept any of the guns, I've not really laid into anyone after they're down. You see what I'm saying, I've been playing kind of nice. But, you see, I don't have a lot to lose. If you hurt her too much, I won't need to hold back. I know your faces. And you have to sleep sometime."
>"So. Let her go, and I'll show you where to find what's left."

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« Reply #506 on: January 18, 2019, 06:58:11 am »
>"You think I'm exaggerating? Look what I've done to you so far? And I'm trying not to kill anyone. I've not kept any of the guns, I've not really laid into anyone after they're down. You see what I'm saying, I've been playing kind of nice. But, you see, I don't have a lot to lose. If you hurt her too much, I won't need to hold back. I know your faces. And you have to sleep sometime."
>"So. Let her go, and I'll show you where to find what's left."

//It's official. Poverty Quest is the first CYOA to star an anti-hero.

>The SMG Sukeban's face became red as tomato as she got really angry.
>"Why you daughter of a bas..." She said to you angrily.

>She got interrupted by the sound of police sirens coming from the outside.
>"Damn it!" She cursed.
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« Reply #507 on: January 18, 2019, 07:19:43 am »
Naw, she's trying to be good. This is just an inverse of "I've only known Nitori for half a day, but if anything happened to her I'd kill all of you and then myself"

>"Clock's ticking."

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« Reply #508 on: January 19, 2019, 02:36:11 am »
Naw, she's trying to be good. This is just an inverse of "I've only known Nitori for half a day, but if anything happened to her I'd kill all of you and then myself"

>"Clock's ticking."

>The SMG Sukeban stood there, pondering on what to do while gritting her teeth at the same time.
>Then she lowered her SMG, and removed her foot from your chest.
>"Hmph! Consider yourself lucky this time! We'll be back!"
>With that, she and the other three Sukeban regrouped before making a hasty retreat by running to the back of the mini-mart...and smashing a hole right through the wall, literally...
>They also left Nitori behind, simply dropping her on the floor just before they ran off.
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« Reply #509 on: January 19, 2019, 03:43:03 am »
>Stagger to our feet, and then Nitori.
>"Are-are you okay?"

 

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