Author Topic: Roll to Dodge 3?: Super RNG 64 DS U: Electric Boogaloo & Knuckles  (Read 16605 times)

Failure McFailFace

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Guess what, after a year of this monstrosity being dead, I've decided to start a new one! Expect updates to be infrequent.

How this works
1. You call an action. (with something like > preferably)
2. I go to random.org and roll a d20.
3. I reply with the result of that roll translated to how well your action went. 1 is worst, 20 is best.
4. I repeat these steps for every player in the game.
5. I repeat the previous few steps until I get bored/too tired/let it die for a year/etc.

Stats
Everyone has an inventory, HP stat, and Attack stat.

Inventory is limitless. It's what you have.
HP is how much health you have. When you get to 0 or negative, A d3 is rolled to see how many turns you're out. You can call actions when dead.
HP is found by adding 3 d20 dice together.
Attack is how much damage you do. This number is multiplied by roll result / 20, then subtracted from target HP. This stat has different effects depending on your action.
Attack is found by a d20 die.

Boosts
A perfect d20 will reward you with a boost, in the form of anything that I want to give you. To use the boost, simply command that you use the boost, and it will be applied to your roll. A boost can be positive or negative, and can be applied to just about anything.

YOUR GOAL:
Defeat 10 bosses, each of increasing difficulty.
These bosses use a d6 die every 3 turns after all players have rolled. Each next boss gets one more die to use per roll. So the 1st boss has 1, 2nd has 2, etc.
Receiving bonuses at 20+ also apply to bosses.

Boss HP is found by adding 5 d20s together.
Boss Attack is found by a d20 die.

Here is a link to a spreadsheet of all player and boss stats, and roll logs.

Say if you want to join. I regret not using a spreadsheet last game.
« Last Edit: January 04, 2017, 08:48:49 PM by Failure McFailFace »
1cc Easy: DDC (all) | 1cc Normal: UFO (SanA autobomb),  DDC (ReiA, SakA) , LoLK (Sanae PD)| EX clears: DDC (MarB Ultra) | Puzzle Games: StB: 10-X, DS: Hatate unlock, ISC: All clear

Re: Roll to Dodge 3?: Super RNG 64 DS U: Electric Boogaloo & Knuckles
« Reply #1 on: December 27, 2016, 06:06:50 AM »
I'll join.
My old avatars: Old ass turtle, Unzan - Second and Current Avatar by the talented Aoshi-shi

Re: Roll to Dodge 3?: Super RNG 64 DS U: Electric Boogaloo & Knuckles
« Reply #2 on: December 27, 2016, 07:13:15 AM »
Good luck running this. Take your time if you need it too.

>Turn Attack stat into Defense stat

Neovereign

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Re: Roll to Dodge 3?: Super RNG 64 DS U: Electric Boogaloo & Knuckles
« Reply #3 on: December 27, 2016, 07:20:05 AM »
Spoiler:
Drat, I secretly hoped you were talking about my out of hand monstrosity...
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>/In. I want my 420 attack back

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Re: Roll to Dodge 3?: Super RNG 64 DS U: Electric Boogaloo & Knuckles
« Reply #4 on: December 27, 2016, 07:40:14 AM »
> In

Apparently, Thomas the Tank Engine isn't one to take crap from anyone.

Tashi

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Re: Roll to Dodge 3?: Super RNG 64 DS U: Electric Boogaloo & Knuckles
« Reply #5 on: December 27, 2016, 10:58:17 AM »
Dat epic title, though.
> In.
ALL HAIL PROPOSALING-SAMA. SURPRISE FOR HIM.

Monarda

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Re: Roll to Dodge 3?: Super RNG 64 DS U: Electric Boogaloo & Knuckles
« Reply #6 on: December 27, 2016, 11:15:55 AM »
Gimme.

>In.

Failure McFailFace

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Re: Roll to Dodge 3?: Super RNG 64 DS U: Electric Boogaloo & Knuckles
« Reply #7 on: December 28, 2016, 04:00:17 AM »
All right. your stats are calculated, look at the spreadsheet for your stats.

To people who are considering to join: feel free to join in at any time! just makes more work for me
The 1st boss is A Certain Blue Ice Fairy!
Stats:
HP: 299
Attack: 13

Get your commands in! Let's see the chaos!

>Turn Attack stat into Defense stat
[7]
You now have a Defense stat. This rolls a die equal to the number of points of Defense, and subtracts it from incoming damage.
Unfortunately, your Attack stat is now gone since you decided to put your points into Defense and none on Attack. get a better character build lol
1cc Easy: DDC (all) | 1cc Normal: UFO (SanA autobomb),  DDC (ReiA, SakA) , LoLK (Sanae PD)| EX clears: DDC (MarB Ultra) | Puzzle Games: StB: 10-X, DS: Hatate unlock, ISC: All clear

Re: Roll to Dodge 3?: Super RNG 64 DS U: Electric Boogaloo & Knuckles
« Reply #8 on: December 28, 2016, 04:01:10 AM »
>Burn her alive.
My old avatars: Old ass turtle, Unzan - Second and Current Avatar by the talented Aoshi-shi

Monarda

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Re: Roll to Dodge 3?: Super RNG 64 DS U: Electric Boogaloo & Knuckles
« Reply #9 on: December 28, 2016, 04:10:08 AM »
>Request help from A certain green haired busty fairy to convince the Ice Fairy to join the two of us as the super trio !

Tashi

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Re: Roll to Dodge 3?: Super RNG 64 DS U: Electric Boogaloo & Knuckles
« Reply #10 on: December 28, 2016, 04:13:17 AM »
> Let her dance in a tiny platform while being judged by a certain Oarfish. If she does it wrong, then that certain Oarfish must throw her into lava!
ALL HAIL PROPOSALING-SAMA. SURPRISE FOR HIM.

Neovereign

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Re: Roll to Dodge 3?: Super RNG 64 DS U: Electric Boogaloo & Knuckles
« Reply #11 on: December 28, 2016, 04:24:22 AM »
>Attack with a mindscrew simple enough to get even her hurt from thinking about it.

Kasu

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Apparently, Thomas the Tank Engine isn't one to take crap from anyone.

Failure McFailFace

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Re: Roll to Dodge 3?: Super RNG 64 DS U: Electric Boogaloo & Knuckles
« Reply #13 on: December 28, 2016, 09:25:10 PM »
>Burn her alive.
[6]
Instead of her burning, you start burning instead. Your hair is now on fire.
-4 HP

>Request help from A certain green haired busty fairy to convince the Ice Fairy to join the two of us as the super trio !
[15]
A Certain Green-Haired Fairy appears!
ACGHF: Who are you? Why am I here?
Starlighthawk: I summoned you to fight that blue fairy there.
ACGHF: Her? Yeah, sure. She's pretty annoying where we come from.
A Certain Green-Haired Fairy is now your ally!
Stats:
HP: 16 (2x d20)
Attack: 17 (d20)


> Let her dance in a tiny platform while being judged by a certain Oarfish. If she does it wrong, then that certain Oarfish must throw her into lava!
[8]
She does it right. The Oarfish approves. But she still does it pretty badly, though. Some bubble of lava splatted on her dress though.
Boss -8HP

>Attack with a mindscrew simple enough to get even her hurt from thinking about it.
[3]
You try to think of a mindscrew, but it ends up screwing your own mind. Your brain loses a bunch of its mass. Somehow.
-12HP

> Summon Domon Kasshu for a Double God Finger attack.
[5]
You summon a shoddy cardboard Gundam from nowhere. You seem to not have anyone to do a Double God Finger attack, but you try anyway with only yourself.

It doesn't work that well.
-14HP
1cc Easy: DDC (all) | 1cc Normal: UFO (SanA autobomb),  DDC (ReiA, SakA) , LoLK (Sanae PD)| EX clears: DDC (MarB Ultra) | Puzzle Games: StB: 10-X, DS: Hatate unlock, ISC: All clear

Monarda

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Re: Roll to Dodge 3?: Super RNG 64 DS U: Electric Boogaloo & Knuckles
« Reply #14 on: December 28, 2016, 09:40:49 PM »
>Apply an severe STERN LECTURE on the Ice Fairy.

Neovereign

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Re: Roll to Dodge 3?: Super RNG 64 DS U: Electric Boogaloo & Knuckles
« Reply #15 on: December 28, 2016, 09:50:53 PM »
>Teach and encourage the fairy so that her current will to fight us (HarmPotential) goes down.

Raikaria

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Re: Roll to Dodge 3?: Super RNG 64 DS U: Electric Boogaloo & Knuckles
« Reply #16 on: December 28, 2016, 11:02:38 PM »
> Strike fairy with a wind-manipulation slash.


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Re: Roll to Dodge 3?: Super RNG 64 DS U: Electric Boogaloo & Knuckles
« Reply #17 on: December 28, 2016, 11:15:00 PM »
Since i failed last time:

>Summon the Chaos Gods for help!
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Tashi

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Re: Roll to Dodge 3?: Super RNG 64 DS U: Electric Boogaloo & Knuckles
« Reply #18 on: December 28, 2016, 11:16:19 PM »
> Have Knuckles give the fairy the ultimate attack: Super RNG 64 DS U Machine Punch. ORAORAORAORA!
ALL HAIL PROPOSALING-SAMA. SURPRISE FOR HIM.

Kasu

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Re: Roll to Dodge 3?: Super RNG 64 DS U: Electric Boogaloo & Knuckles
« Reply #19 on: December 29, 2016, 06:00:25 AM »
> Imbue my fist with the power of a hot-blooded protagonist and deliver an earth-shattering punch to the fairy.

Apparently, Thomas the Tank Engine isn't one to take crap from anyone.

Smashy

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Re: Roll to Dodge 3?: Super RNG 64 DS U: Electric Boogaloo & Knuckles
« Reply #20 on: December 30, 2016, 11:07:02 PM »
> deliver unepic entry attack

Failure McFailFace

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Re: Roll to Dodge 3?: Super RNG 64 DS U: Electric Boogaloo & Knuckles
« Reply #21 on: December 31, 2016, 02:56:15 AM »
Here is a link to a spreadsheet of all player and boss stats, and roll logs.

>Apply an severe STERN LECTURE on the Ice Fairy.
[14]
You give the fairy a STERN LECTURE. The fairy is ashamed. Boss -11HP

>Teach and encourage the fairy so that her current will to fight us (HarmPotential) goes down.
[15]
Your teachings work pretty well. The fairy's Harm Potential is changed by -11HP

> Strike fairy with a wind-manipulation slash.
Welcome Raikaria! See your stats in the link above.
[16]
A Raikaria comes in from nowhere with a gusty... something! They used Air Slash! It's super effective! Boss -5HP

>Summon the Chaos Gods for help!
[4]
The Chaos Gods don't take it kindly being called upon for fighting a Stage 1 fairy. With the Random Number God's permission, they are now halving your rolls for the next [3] (d3) turns! (Ouch.)

> Have Knuckles give the fairy the ultimate attack: Super RNG 64 DS U Machine Punch. ORAORAORAORA!
[16]
ORAORAORAORA
The fairy is bombarded with copies of Oddly Named Sequel 2: Electric Boogaloo! Boss -14HP

> Imbue my fist with the power of a hot-blooded protagonist and deliver an earth-shattering punch to the fairy.
[12]
You take the power of a hot-blooded protagonist from a slice-of-life anime. It's just a playful punch to the shoulder. Boss -4HP

> deliver unepic entry attack
Welcome Smashy! See your stats in the link above.
[6]
That was a really unepic entry attack. It's a glancing blow... Boss -3HP

Since nothing strange has happened for 2 turns, I'm changing how I interpret the rolls.

Starting next turn, The scale will be this:
1: Insta-death
10: Average (damage = attack)
15+: Something weird happens (free bonus!)
20+: PERFECT! (What you ask for happens, even better bonus, do  guranteed 10x damage for the turn)

Excepting 20+, I will be dividing your rolls by 10 instead of 20 to find damage. So if you roll a 10, you do normal damage. 15 is 1.5x damage, 2 is 0.2x, and so on.

Oh yeah, bosses attack every 3 turns. So next turn you get attacked by by the boss.

May the RNG favor us all.
1cc Easy: DDC (all) | 1cc Normal: UFO (SanA autobomb),  DDC (ReiA, SakA) , LoLK (Sanae PD)| EX clears: DDC (MarB Ultra) | Puzzle Games: StB: 10-X, DS: Hatate unlock, ISC: All clear

Neovereign

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Re: Roll to Dodge 3?: Super RNG 64 DS U: Electric Boogaloo & Knuckles
« Reply #22 on: December 31, 2016, 03:25:37 AM »
>Naturally roll the first 20 by entering the Konami code and netting 30 lives.

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Re: Roll to Dodge 3?: Super RNG 64 DS U: Electric Boogaloo & Knuckles
« Reply #23 on: December 31, 2016, 03:26:38 AM »
>unleash slightly more epic CROSS COUNTER

Tashi

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Re: Roll to Dodge 3?: Super RNG 64 DS U: Electric Boogaloo & Knuckles
« Reply #24 on: December 31, 2016, 03:30:53 AM »
> Use Cheat Engine to increase our attack!
ALL HAIL PROPOSALING-SAMA. SURPRISE FOR HIM.

Monarda

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Re: Roll to Dodge 3?: Super RNG 64 DS U: Electric Boogaloo & Knuckles
« Reply #25 on: December 31, 2016, 03:36:54 AM »
>Give her a affectionate hug to try and convince her to join us too.

GF:

>Pet the Ice Fairy to reveal her true nature as a Ice Cat Fairy !

Re: Roll to Dodge 3?: Super RNG 64 DS U: Electric Boogaloo & Knuckles
« Reply #26 on: December 31, 2016, 05:41:51 AM »
>Try to apologize to the Chaos Gods.
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Re: Roll to Dodge 3?: Super RNG 64 DS U: Electric Boogaloo & Knuckles
« Reply #27 on: December 31, 2016, 09:43:43 PM »
> Shield myself with a barrier that reflects attacks.

Apparently, Thomas the Tank Engine isn't one to take crap from anyone.

Raikaria

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Re: Roll to Dodge 3?: Super RNG 64 DS U: Electric Boogaloo & Knuckles
« Reply #28 on: December 31, 2016, 11:33:13 PM »
> Gather the gales around myself to charge up for the next strike. Complete with obligatory power-up screaming.


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I don't even remember who put the above in my sig. [Wasn't me] Nor do I understand why I keep it here anymore.
Those two facts sum me up pretty well.

Re: Roll to Dodge 3?: Super RNG 64 DS U: Electric Boogaloo & Knuckles
« Reply #29 on: January 01, 2017, 01:18:05 AM »
>Become the Bob.