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Epic Touhou Pokemon Quest
« on: December 11, 2016, 05:25:33 AM »
Parser's note: I felt like running a non-serious, secondary text adventure quest, at the same time as my other, more serious quest. Both quests will be updated with roughly the same frequency.
Anyway, I was reading through the game archive and found an old quest involving Mokou in the pokemon world by capt.h, which sadly died out. However, despite how it never reached completion, the quest did give me inspiration for this one, so perhaps this could be a spiritual successor to it if it ever gets off the ground, so without further ado:


The Epic Touhou Pokemon Quest

//Apologies if this introduction seems somewhat rushed. But then again this quest isn't meant to be as serious as Maribel Hearn Quest.

>One day in the land of Gensokyo, several mysterious flyers began to circulate on the wind. The advertised a competition, with the promise of a grand prize, and the site of it, surprisingly, was at the Hakurei Shrine.

>The flyers found their way to several people, and one by one they began to flock to the site. The Ordinary Magician, Marisa Kirisame was the first to arrive. Followed by the maid, Sakuya Izayoi, and the moon rabbit, Reisen Udongein Inaba. Youmu Konpaku, Sanae Kochiya, and the ice fairy Cirno arrived not long after.

>Reimu Hakurei herself was confused, she had not sent out these flyers, nor had she given consent for a competition on the shrine grounds.
>"This must be an incident." she declares, and not long after, gaps suddenly open up under everybody, causing the seven to fall into a mysterious room, greeted by the one and only Yukari Yakumo.

>"Congratulations," Yukari smirks, "It seems all of you have received my challenge."

>"What is the meaning of this, Yukari?" Reimu frowns.
>"Yeah! What's the big deal ~ze!" Marisa adds.

>"Did you not read the flyers? Surely they mentioned a competition. And now that we seem to have seven challengers, we can begin."

>"Hey! I never agreed to take part in this!" Reimu scowls even further.

>"You were at the shrine, were you not?"

>"Pardon me," Sakuya interrupts, "But exactly what are the details of this competition anyway?"

>"Ah, I didn't think anybody was going to ask!" Yukari smiles, "Well, I've been feeling unusually bored as of late, and I felt that we needed to mix things up a little regarding the spellcard laws, so I devised this little plan... Think of it not as an incident but more like... a game... a fun game."
>She gestures to a table with seven odd objects on it. "I'm going to send all of you to another world, where the rules of battle are different from Gensokyo, and that is inhabited by creatures unlike any you have ever seen."
>She holds up seven fingers, "Within this world are seven major regions, with one champion each. I have given each champion a key. Whoever gathers four of these keys will be able to open a gap back to Gensokyo, where you will be able to challenge me. And once I am defeated, I will crown one of you the winner and you can all go home. How does that sound?"

>"Okay, how about this?" Reimu draws her gohei, "We don't do that, I proceed to-"

>"OOH! THAT SOUNDS LIKE FUN!" Cirno suddenly cuts in, "LET'S DO IT!"

>"It certainly sounds interesting..." says Sakuya, "And if my mistress were here, she would probably accept the challenge. So I will accept it in her name."

>"Yeah," Sanae adds, "I kinda want to try it too. Do you think they have any gods? Maybe I could get Lady Kanako and Lady Suwako some new followers while I'm at it."

>"Well, Master said to investigate this, so I guess I'll accept." Reisen nods.

>"D-Do you guys really think this is a good idea?" Youmu asks.

>"Probably not ~ze." Marisa shrugs, "But now that I think about it, maybe there's some interestin' stuff there..."

>"I guess you're right..."

>"Come now, Reimu, don't be such a spoilsport." Yukari opens a fan, "Everyone else is willing to give it a try... Couldn't you at least humor me? I also promise nothing bad will happen in Gensokyo when you're gone..."

>"Yeah, Reimu, everyone else wants to do it! Give it a chance!" Cirno grabs onto her skirt.

>"Ugh! Fine!" Reimu relents, "But I still don't like this one bit, Yukari!"

>"Good." Yukari nods, "Now that everyone has accepted, you will get to choose one item from the table behind me. It will determine which region I will send each of you to, as well as possibly give you an edge. Now, who wants to go first?"

>...

>PLEASE SELECT THE PLAYER CHARACTER: (You may only choose one. The others will become your RIVALS)
>Reimu Hakurei
>Marisa Kirisame
>Sakuya Izayoi
>Youmu Konpaku
>Sanae Kochiya
>Reisen Udongein Inaba
>Cirno

>_

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Re: Epic Touhou Pokemon Quest
« Reply #1 on: December 11, 2016, 05:37:21 AM »
//Touhoumon? Sounds interesting~ :P

> Let's wreck those regions with Youmu and her beloved Myon!
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Re: Epic Touhou Pokemon Quest
« Reply #2 on: December 11, 2016, 05:44:46 AM »
>Be the very strongest, like no-one ever was.

>(9)
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Re: Epic Touhou Pokemon Quest
« Reply #3 on: December 11, 2016, 05:53:06 AM »
>Youmoooooooooooooooooo
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« Reply #4 on: December 11, 2016, 07:39:32 AM »
//Touhoumon? Sounds interesting~ :P

> Let's wreck those regions with Youmu and her beloved Myon!
>Youmoooooooooooooooooo

>You are Youmu Konpaku.

>You honestly didn't want to be here. It was your mistress, Yuyuko, who originally found the flyer anyway. However, it ended up being you who was sent to the shrine, at Yuyuko's urging. Now that you think about it, she probably knew at least something about what was up, considering she and Yukari go way back...

>You are an accomplished swordfighter, and always carry two swords: The Katana, Roukanken, capable of cutting through almost anything, and the Wakazashi, Hakurouken, which has been passed down through your family for generations, and is able to dispel confusion on those it cuts. Only your bloodline can wield it.

>Speaking of your bloodline, you come from a family of half-phantoms, as such you have a phantom half, which has been affectionately nicknamed "Myon", that almost always floats by your side. You are capable of ordering it around, and it is capable of shooting danmaku as well. You can also see through it, though the effect is both tiring and disorienting, so you can't keep it up for long.

>Now, you don't know why, but on a whim you raised your hand at Yukari's question, managing to beat the ice fairy by a fraction of a second.

>"Alright, Youmu gets the first pick. Cirno gets the next choice." she says.

>"Aww..." Cirno pouts.

>Yukari directs your attention to the items on the table behind her, "The seven regions, if I recall correctly, are known as Kanto, Johto, Hoenn, Sinnoh, Unova, Kalos, and Alola." she explains, "Whichever item you pick determines which one you will start in." she opens her fan, "Of course, I'm not going to tell you which one leads to which. Can't make things too easy now, can I?"

>_
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Re: Epic Touhou Pokemon Quest
« Reply #5 on: December 11, 2016, 07:52:31 AM »
>Sigh
>"Of course, Lady Yukari, it's never that simple."
>"Please show me the items."
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Re: Epic Touhou Pokemon Quest
« Reply #6 on: December 11, 2016, 07:56:09 AM »
> "I bet Lady Yuyuko it's all aware of this..."
> Examine items.
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« Reply #7 on: December 11, 2016, 08:07:51 AM »
>Sigh
>"Of course, Lady Yukari, it's never that simple."
>"Please show me the items."
> "I bet Lady Yuyuko it's all aware of this..."
> Examine items.
>You express your annoyance and begin to examine the seven items, which are all laid out on the table, from left to right:


>Item number one just seems to be some kind of weird headgear.


>Item two is some kind of feather. It's quite colorful.


>The third item is some kind of case you think.


>The fourth is some kind of fancy digital watch


>You... have no idea what this is...


>Item six is a bracelet of some kind, embedded in it is a peculiar gemstone unlike any you've ever seen.


>The last item is also a bracelet of some kind, but it's a little bulkier.

>Which will you choose?

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Re: Epic Touhou Pokemon Quest
« Reply #8 on: December 11, 2016, 08:11:36 AM »
> Put a thinking face.
> "... Those are really strange things... What is this-"
> Point to the fifth unknown object.
> "-stick thing, Lady Yukari?"
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« Reply #9 on: December 11, 2016, 08:22:05 AM »
> Put a thinking face.
> "... Those are really strange things... What is this-"
> Point to the fifth unknown object.
> "-stick thing, Lady Yukari?"
>"I do believe it's called a DNA Splicer." Yukari replies.
>"A what?" you hear Reimu ask.
>"What's a Danny-Slicer?" Cirno asks.
>_

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Re: Epic Touhou Pokemon Quest
« Reply #10 on: December 11, 2016, 08:35:06 AM »
//Geez, I have to go bed already, but I have urges to keep playing :V

> "Uh... I think I choose that thing... I want to know what is it, or what it can do."
> If Yukari doesn't object, pick the Danny-Slicer.
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Re: Epic Touhou Pokemon Quest
« Reply #11 on: December 11, 2016, 08:37:49 AM »
//'tis fine. I'm gonna hit the hay soon too.

//BTW I'm not going to parse again until after I wake up, to give other players a chance to vote on the item choice.

Re: Epic Touhou Pokemon Quest
« Reply #12 on: December 11, 2016, 08:41:00 AM »
>Don't choose the DNA thing just yet!
>"What's a Dee-In-A?"
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Re: Epic Touhou Pokemon Quest
« Reply #13 on: December 11, 2016, 04:15:17 PM »
> "It's like... uh... a D in a A?"
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« Reply #14 on: December 11, 2016, 05:27:00 PM »
//Geez, I have to go bed already, but I have urges to keep playing :V

> "Uh... I think I choose that thing... I want to know what is it, or what it can do."
> If Yukari doesn't object, pick the Danny-Slicer.
>Don't choose the DNA thing just yet!
>You consider taking the DNA Splicer, but you refrain from doing so, for now.


>"What's a Dee-In-A?"
> "It's like... uh... a D in a A?"
>"Oh, I know!" Sanae blurts out, "It's genetic material found in every living thing. It's what makes you... you."
>"Sanae is more or less correct." Reisen nods, "Though, the name of the object is kind of concerning. My master has done something with DNA splicing before..."
>She shudders, "Let's just say rabbit and beetle DNA do not mix well at all...."
>_

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Re: Epic Touhou Pokemon Quest
« Reply #15 on: December 11, 2016, 05:34:13 PM »
> "... Rabbit and bettle? ... Rabbettle?"
> Shake the stupid thought of our mind.
> "A-Anyway... With that thing, you say I'm going to be able to combine those DNA from different people?"
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« Reply #16 on: December 11, 2016, 05:47:24 PM »
//TFW the other players are still asleep.

> "... Rabbit and bettle? ... Rabbettle?"
> Shake the stupid thought of our mind.
>You try to picture what a rabbit beetle would look like, before shaking the image out of your head.

> "A-Anyway... With that thing, you say I'm going to be able to combine those DNA from different people?"
>"Perhaps," Yukari shrugs, "Though I heard it only really works on a few particular creatures in the region it came from. Of course, if you choose it, feel free to experiment."
>_

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Re: Epic Touhou Pokemon Quest
« Reply #17 on: December 11, 2016, 05:53:58 PM »
//And when Tashi it's the only bastard maiden around : P

> It's Myon capable of speaking? Or at least show some kind of reactions to some events?
> "Hmm..."
> Try to imagine what kind of things we can do with this mysterious, yet incredible object if it's not limited to those certain creatures.
> Try to imagine how we can create the most powerful being!
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Re: Epic Touhou Pokemon Quest
« Reply #18 on: December 11, 2016, 05:55:59 PM »
//TFW the other players are still asleep.
>"Er... Is it alright to use it on those creatures? Like, alright for them?"

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« Reply #19 on: December 11, 2016, 06:06:38 PM »
//And when Tashi it's the only bastard maiden around : P

> It's Myon capable of speaking? Or at least show some kind of reactions to some events?
>Myon cannot speak, however it can somewhat show emotion in a way that's sort of like a form of primitive body language. For instance, it seems to be less energetic when you're sad or upset, and more energetic when you are happy or angry.

> "Hmm..."
> Try to imagine what kind of things we can do with this mysterious, yet incredible object if it's not limited to those certain creatures.
>On one hand, you could fuse a bunch of things together into something awesome.
>However, since you have no idea how this thing even works, you are just as likely to create something so grotesque and horrific that it'll scar you for life...

> Try to imagine how we can create the most powerful being!
>You fantasize about using it to combine everyone in Gensokyo into one. You're unsure about how effective that'll be in the long run...

>"Er... Is it alright to use it on those creatures? Like, alright for them?"
>"I'd assume it would." Yukari fans herself, "From the information I gathered, the process is supposedly reversible."
>_

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Re: Epic Touhou Pokemon Quest
« Reply #20 on: December 11, 2016, 06:15:20 PM »
> "And what those creatures are, anyway?"
> Shudder a bit.
> "... A-Are they... monsters...?"
> How is Myon reacting right now?
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« Reply #21 on: December 11, 2016, 06:27:09 PM »
> "And what those creatures are, anyway?"
> Shudder a bit.
> "... A-Are they... monsters...?"
>"You could say so. Though, there are a lot of other creatures that could also qualify as 'monsters'. However, they all seem to be tameable from what I've observed."

> How is Myon reacting right now?
>It's shuddering slightly.
>_

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« Reply #22 on: December 11, 2016, 06:32:16 PM »
> "I can tame them? How? Just like how can one tame a little dog?"
> Think about it.
> "... I don't think that might work for monsters... am I correct?"
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« Reply #23 on: December 11, 2016, 06:39:43 PM »
> "I can tame them? How? Just like how can one tame a little dog?"
> Think about it.
> "... I don't think that might work for monsters... am I correct?"
>You have a visual of offering a piece of meat to a giant abomination, which soon begins acting like a puppy.

>"Actually, taming the creatures of that world seems to work regardless of how monstrous they are. As for how, well, you'll learn the specifics while you're there. I also prepared little 'starter kits' at your drop sites that should give you some more information."
>_

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Re: Epic Touhou Pokemon Quest
« Reply #24 on: December 11, 2016, 06:48:37 PM »
> "Startet kits? My, that's generous of your part, Lady Yukari."
> Bow.
> "If I may know... uhm... how much is involved Lady Yuyuko in all this?"
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« Reply #25 on: December 11, 2016, 06:58:52 PM »
> "Startet kits? My, that's generous of your part, Lady Yukari."
> Bow.
> "If I may know... uhm... how much is involved Lady Yuyuko in all this?"
>"Well, don't expect me to give you any more assistance then that." she smirks.
>She ignores your other question.
>_

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« Reply #26 on: December 11, 2016, 07:04:10 PM »
> "... Okay, get it. Ugh... why I'm always out of the things that Lady Yuyuko and Lady Yukari do? There are moments I feel I'm just filler..."
> Sigh.
> "Alright. I guess I have to choose, then..."
> Turn to the table with the objects.

> Tashi wants to hear the other players opinions about choosing the DNA thing.
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Re: Epic Touhou Pokemon Quest
« Reply #27 on: December 11, 2016, 08:03:11 PM »
Nah I don't have any problems with the Dee-in-a splicer.

>Look at the other heroines.
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Re: Epic Touhou Pokemon Quest
« Reply #28 on: December 11, 2016, 08:39:06 PM »
> "Because I think we will have a looot things to do..."
> Take the Danny-Slicers.
> "This is my decision, Lady Yukari."
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Re: Epic Touhou Pokemon Quest
« Reply #29 on: December 11, 2016, 08:42:46 PM »
Maybe, before taking this DNA thing that, judging from Ms. Reisen's reaction, can be dangerous, we should see if there's a safer option?

>"Umm... What are the rest of the items supposed to be? Like the feather, or that goggles-like thing, or the bracelets..?"