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Can't see shit, captain. Maybe someone with a premium Nico account can fill in the rest?
Weapon Select: Maid in Remilia
"M'lady told me to go find the eigth member of the seven gods of fortune, but ... "
Borrow her power of (oh god blurry characters) and chase after the traffic light trio!
Shot: Wide Pad Arrow
Spell Card: Illusion Sign "Assassin Doll"
Stage 1: A Ship's Shadow at the Passing of Spring
BGM: The Passing of SPring
Difficulty: NORMAL
Sakuya: I followed those three like M'lady asked, but ...
Sakuya: Maybe I was a little late ...
Sakuya:
Sanae ENTERS
Sanae: Isn't showing up now kind of pointless?
Sakuya: Oh, good♪ One of them's still left.
All the Touhou Player Characters Should Die!
Sanae Kochiya
Sanae: Hoho, is your head full of padding too, little vampire's pet?
Sakuya: !?
BGM: Faith is for the Transient People
Sanae: I stayed behind to beat you, you know.
"???"
"??? Tainted Rice"
Sanae PAUSES
Sakuya: Why are you attacking me all of a sudden!?
Sanae: Hm, you're pretty good. Well, I guess someone who's been around as long as you would be.
Sakuya: Do you think you can beat me with attacks like that?
Sanae: Naturally, you're not someone who could be defeated by normal means.
Sanae: So why don't you taste the defeat ...
Sanae: Of being done in during conversation!
Sanae: Activate spell card! It's always my turn!
Sanae ATTACKS LIKE A BITCH
Sakuya: Hey, hang on now!
Sakuya: Look, this is just totally outrageous -
Sakuya DIES
Sanae: Ohoho ...
Sanae: Why don't I change the difficulty level, too?
Difficulty: LUNATIC
Sanae: Ah, so this is youkai hunting ...
Sanae: ... This is kind of fun.
Sanae: Ahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha
Kanako ENTERS
Suwako ENTERS
Suwako: Oh, come on! Sanae, please stop already!
Kanako:
Sanae: Lady Yasaka! Lady Moriya!
Sanae: What are you saying!
Sanae: She's an extremely popular maid!
Sanae: If we can get her out of the picture, then we'll get another spot ...
Kanako:
Suwako: I think it may be too late for Kanako, though ...
Kanako: What!? Wh-why?
Suwako: Well, you know, the [Hakurei] Priest ...
Suwako: He really only likes tiny little girls, so ...
Kanako:
Sanae: You understand, don't you!?
Sanae: In order to regain faith ... no, to be the main characters once more ...
Sanae: I'll become a god, or a devil!
Suwako: Aauuuu
Suwako: Looks like that red-white girl and that black-white girl have been some kind of weird influence on you.
Sakuya: Yeah, um, do you three want to wrap it up some time today?
Sakuya: I don't care if you're a god or a buddha or whatever, can we just get this over with?
Sanae:
Sanae: Lady Yasaka! Lady Moriya!
Sanae: I'll beat this "Sakuya" ... I'll beat her, so ...
Sanae: I'll use the ultimate technique I learned in the outside world, so ...
Sanae: Please support me until I'm ready to use it!
Kanako: You're going to use *that*!?
Suwako: Don't blame me if someone gets mad at you ...
Divine Intervention "Wind God x Earth God"
BGM: some FF10 song I guess?
"Send-off to Hell"
Sanae: I won! UFO is mine!
Sanae: Ahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha
???: Oh yeah?
???: So who do you think ...
???: Is worthy of replacing me, Sakuya Izayoi?
Sanae: Ah-!
Sakuya: No way it could be you, right?
Sanae: No way! How did ... ?
Sakuya: The instant I got sucked in ...
Sakuya: I stopped time.
Sakuya: And then I escaped.
Sanae: Y-you stopped time!?
Sanae: How can you ...
Sakuya: Seriously, now. [Yare yare da wa.]
Sakuya:
Sanae: I-I'll send you to hell again!
Sakuya: I'll just keep attacking you
Sakuya: Until your spell card activates.
Sakuya: Hmhmhm ... how do you think that will feel?
Sanae: S-Sakuyaa!
Sanae is DEFEATED
Sakuya: You only made one mistake ...
Sakuya: There's one very simple answer ...
Sakuya: Your breasts are ...
Sakuya: Er,
Sakuya: Your faith is too huge!
Extra stage
BGM: The Passing of Spring
Youmu: Hm?
Suwako: I-it's you!?
Suwako: Ummm ...
Suwako Myon Myon Myon Myon Myon! Myon Myon Myon Myon Myonn Myomyomyonnnn?
Youmu: ... in Japanese plz
Suwako: Um ... *ahem*
BGM: Native Faith
Suwako: I can't let you go any further!
Suwako: After all, this game only has three protagonists.
Suwako: Why don't you just draw your sword and play with me instead?
Youmu: Um ... I didn't come here to fight ...
Youmu: I just wanted to make an announcement, then I'll leave.
BGM: The Passing of Spring
Suwako: Aaauuuu ... it's so boring with Kanako and Sanae not around.
Youmu: So, I think you already understand, but ...
Youmu: This movie ...
Youmu: Was hacked together by a fan who wanted Miss Sakuya to be playable in UFO.
Youmu: It's a parody. There is no add-on patch!
Youmu: Please don't bug the Priest about it or you'll make the OP cry.
Suwako: The music choices were great, but I guess that wouldn't work in a game ...
Youmu: But ... it's just a rip-off of ...
Suwako: Still, the music was so cool that ...
Youmu: Stop! Please don't say things like that!
Youmu: They'll get mad at us ...
Suwako: Aauuu ... the outside world is such a pain.
Youmu: More importantly, please tell me how to be a main character!
Youmu: I wanna show up in one of the new games, too ...
Suwako: ... ...
Suwako: Why not try stripping?
Youmu: !?