Surprise kiss! *Is pichu~un*

[Lt Colonel Summers]

So here's another just-for-fun game.

Imagine that you're a guy who is wandering around Gensokyo, looking for girls to give a surprise kiss to. Then the next poster determines the outcome of the girl given a surprise kiss.
For example:
Poster 1: I surprise kiss Marisa.
Poster 2: Marisa puts her hand around your head, preventing you from moving away as the kiss continues on. I surprise kiss Reimu.
Poster 3: Reimu pushes you away before going "HAX Sign" on you. I surprise kiss...
And so on.

So I'll go first...

I surprise kiss Alice.

[the old guy]

She pushes you and then slaps you.
I surprise kiss You. Yes, You. The person looking at this thread on their monitor on their computer, right this very second.

Wait, aren't threads like these against the rules?

[Helepolis]

Not necessary a rule. We sincerely hope that community members come up with threads which do not lead to spam-ish threads. This is a good example of a spam-ish thread which we hope to avoid.

If you want to make it a game, it belongs in Rumia's Party Games. Make sure it becomes a game and not a spam thread.

Locking this thread.