Author Topic: Roll to Dodge 2: Boss Rush Edition (Read 65346 times)

Failure McFailFace · « **on:** January 10, 2015, 03:22:11 AM »

The Random Number God has spoken! He is bored, and you are his entertainment.

Fight 50 bosses in a row using attacks monitored by the RNG! He will be very happy if you defeat them all.

Feel free to come back to life if you are knocked out, but you will have your roll cut in half for the next turn.

And anything OOC from me will be in this text.

Post in this thread to join, but feel free to join anytime you want. You have until 10 AM EST to sign up. I'll use an online 6-sided die to determine your stats. And when I mean stats, I mean HP and Attack. There is no defense here.

Kappa · « **Reply #1 on:** January 10, 2015, 03:28:41 AM »

HEEEEEERE WEEEEE GOOOOOOOOO

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kappa@motk:~$ rtd join -load auto0.sav

aUsernameIsFineToo · « **Reply #2 on:** January 10, 2015, 04:01:50 AM »

YES YES YES I'M IN, LET'S DO THIS!!!!11!1!!!1!!!!ONE!!!!

Kasu · « **Reply #3 on:** January 10, 2015, 05:32:19 AM »

Alright. This sounds pretty amazing, so count me in.

Failure McFailFace · « **Reply #4 on:** January 10, 2015, 03:21:25 PM »

Here are your stats:

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Kappa:
HP: 240 [4x6]
ATK: 60 [2x3]

aUsernameIsFineToo:
HP: 120 [6x2]
ATK: 90 [3x3]

Kasu:
HP: 360 (!!) [6x6]
ATK: 300 (!!) [5x6]

The RNG has favored Kasu as his entertainer! (Not that it means anything.)

Your first boss is THE ROCK

HP: 600 [3x4x5]
ATK: 10 [1]

Call your attacks now!

aUsernameIsFineToo · « **Reply #5 on:** January 10, 2015, 03:32:33 PM »

The Rock, as in Dwayne "The Rock" Johnson, or some fictional being you've created?

Regardless, attack the enemy out of sight. Years of JRPG experience has told me that I'm in no position for a full-on assault, at least with stats like that.

Kasu · « **Reply #6 on:** January 10, 2015, 04:58:31 PM »

Oh lawd what.

> Charge in and suplex.

Failure McFailFace · « **Reply #7 on:** January 10, 2015, 05:40:40 PM »

Quote from: aUsernameIsFineToo on January 10, 2015, 03:32:33 PM

The Rock, as in Dwayne "The Rock" Johnson, or some fictional being you've created?

a literal 6-foot tall boulder

Quote from: aUsernameIsFineToo on January 10, 2015, 03:32:33 PM

Regardless, attack the enemy out of sight. Years of JRPG experience has told me that I'm in no position for a full-on assault, at least with stats like that.

[6]
You punch the boulder. It splits in half! (Rock loses 90 HP)

Quote from: Kasu on January 10, 2015, 04:58:31 PM

> Charge in and suplex.

[4]
You pick up and throw the now-split rock, but your fingers get crushed. -10 HP. (Rock loses 200 HP)

Current stats:

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Current Boss: The Rock
HP: 310
ATK: 10

Kappa:
HP: 240
ATK: 60

aUsernameIsFine:
HP: 120
ATK: 90

Kasu:
HP: 350
ATK: 300

Kasu · « **Reply #8 on:** January 10, 2015, 06:18:26 PM »

> Use Rock Smash.

aUsernameIsFineToo · « **Reply #9 on:** January 10, 2015, 06:45:15 PM »

Use the powers of alchemy to turn the remains of the rock into gold.

Zengar Zombolt · « **Reply #10 on:** January 10, 2015, 07:00:23 PM »

/in
>Apply fist.

an unmatched sock · « **Reply #11 on:** January 10, 2015, 07:09:21 PM »

You started another rtd without me?!

>Load Nuclearfusion.exe from last game, purge the rock in holy fire!

(I hope I'm not too late, I didn't see this thread until just now T_T )

LaserTurtle · « **Reply #12 on:** January 10, 2015, 09:43:03 PM »

>Set Class to Bard . Let's musical support erryone!
>Boost allies' attacks with an uplifting song!

Failure McFailFace · « **Reply #13 on:** January 10, 2015, 11:25:52 PM »

Quote from: Kasu on January 10, 2015, 06:18:26 PM

> Use Rock Smash.

[4]
The rock breaks in half! But your hand is now broken. -20 HP. (Rock loses half HP-> 155 HP)

Quote from: aUsernameIsFineToo on January 10, 2015, 06:45:15 PM

Use the powers of alchemy to turn the remains of the rock into gold.

[5]
The broken off pieces of the rock all turn into gold ore.

Quote from: Yuuna Zombolt on January 10, 2015, 07:00:23 PM

/in

Stats:
HP: 100
ATK: 90

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>Apply fist.

[1]
Your arm is broken. -60 HP.

Quote from: an unmatched sock on January 10, 2015, 07:09:21 PM

You started another rtd without me?!

Stats:
HP: 200
ATK: 30

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>Load Nuclearfusion.exe from last game, purge the rock in holy fire!

[4]
The rock is now a glowing blue. (Rock loses 20 HP)

Quote from: LaserTurtle on January 10, 2015, 09:43:03 PM

>Set Class to Bard . Let's musical support erryone!

Stats:
HP: 40
ATK: 40
Huh, quite fitting for a healer.

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>Boost allies' attacks with an uplifting song!

[3]
Your song increases everyone's attacks, but it makes everyone's ears bleed. -1 to the next rolls, +30 ATK for three rolls

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Current Boss: Rock
HP: 135
ATK: 10

Kappa:
HP: 240
ATK: 60 +30

aUsernameIsFine:
HP: 120
ATK: 90 +30

Kasu:
HP: 330
ATK: 300 +30

Yuuna Zobolt
HP: 40
ATK: 90 +30

an unmatched sock
HP: 200
ATK: 30 +30

LaserTurtle
HP: 40
ATK: 40 +30

aUsernameIsFineToo · « **Reply #14 on:** January 10, 2015, 11:56:05 PM »

Collect the gold and create a sword with it.
Cut down the remaining rock slab using said sword.

an unmatched sock · « **Reply #15 on:** January 11, 2015, 12:11:58 AM »

>Using knowledge of geology, remove all of the heat instantaneously to make it freeze, crack, and break!

Kyo Tanaka · « **Reply #16 on:** January 11, 2015, 12:36:18 AM »

Too late for me to join?

> Head on Rock. Apply directly to the forehead.

Zengar Zombolt · « **Reply #17 on:** January 11, 2015, 12:58:19 AM »

Oh, come on!
>More fist.

Kasu · « **Reply #18 on:** January 11, 2015, 01:11:19 AM »

> Finish the rock off with the awesome power of lasers.

LaserTurtle · « **Reply #19 on:** January 11, 2015, 01:14:08 AM »

>Hit resonance frequency of rock, shake it apart!

FlamingRok · « **Reply #20 on:** January 11, 2015, 01:30:53 AM »

Also join in.

>"I've learned more than last time! Yet I feel that a greater being sees over our luck..." Strike the boulder with a waterfall from above.

Patorikku · « **Reply #21 on:** January 11, 2015, 01:43:39 AM »

Ack! I'm late to the party!

> Job Class - Scout
> Maintain distance from the enemy, and launch a ranged assault!

Validon98 · « **Reply #22 on:** January 11, 2015, 02:14:09 AM »

Suddenly a Roll to Dodge game that is perhaps more silly (and that I might keep on top of).

>Class: Mage
>UNLEASH THORO- oh wait I start at tome level E. Right. CAST THUNDER THEN.

Kappa · « **Reply #23 on:** January 11, 2015, 03:32:27 AM »

> Be part of game.
> Punch rock... WITH MAGNETS. Rocks have traces of metal in them, no?

Hanzo K. · « **Reply #24 on:** January 11, 2015, 05:06:46 PM »

Oh hell yeah.

>Time for me to pull out the Stone Mask and get to showing these puny humans how you really break stone!

Mr Jovial · « **Reply #25 on:** January 11, 2015, 05:20:01 PM »

I wanna join in, looks fun :>

>Cover rock with paper

Failure McFailFace · « **Reply #26 on:** January 11, 2015, 08:17:37 PM »

stahp dah mads

CURRENT AFFECTS:
-1 to next rolls
+30 attack for 3 rolls

Quote from: aUsernameIsFineToo on January 10, 2015, 11:56:05 PM

Collect the gold and create a sword with it.

[2] -1
The sword is not even a sword.

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Cut down the remaining rock slab using said sword.

[1] -1 (!!!)
FAIL! The sword shatters and stabs you in the heart and brain. YOU ARE DEAD. FOR THE NEXT 2 TURNS.

Quote from: an unmatched sock on January 11, 2015, 12:11:58 AM

>Using knowledge of geology, remove all of the heat instantaneously to make it freeze, crack, and break!

[1] -1 (!!!)
The rock melts into a very runny lava flow that catches you in it. YOU ARE DEAD. FOR THE NEXT 2 TURNS.

Quote from: Kyo Tanaka on January 11, 2015, 12:36:18 AM

Too late for me to join?

Stats:
HP: 40
ATK: 120 +30

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> Head on Rock. Apply directly to the forehead.

[4] -1
You break your skull in the process. -40 HP. YOU ARE DEAD. (lost HP) (Rock loses 75 HP)

ROCK IS DEAD!

Quote from: Yuuna Zombolt on January 11, 2015, 12:58:19 AM

Oh, come on!
>More fist.

[4] -1
Your other hand breaks. -20 HP. (Rock loses 60 HP)

Quote from: Kasu on January 11, 2015, 01:11:19 AM

> Finish the rock off with the awesome power of lasers.

[3] -1
You accidentally hit everyone else and the rock. -30 HP to everyone (Rock loses 110 HP)

Quote from: LaserTurtle on January 11, 2015, 01:14:08 AM

>Hit resonance frequency of rock, shake it apart!

[2] -1
You hit the resonance frequency of yourself. YOU ARE DEAD.

Quote from: FlamingRok on January 11, 2015, 01:30:53 AM

Also join in.

HP: 30
ATK: 160

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>"I've learned more than last time! Yet I feel that a greater being sees over our luck..." Strike the boulder with a waterfall from above.

[6] -1
The boulder shatters into pieces, but they hit your teammates. -10 HP to everyone. (Rock loses 133 HP.)

Quote from: Patorikku on January 11, 2015, 01:43:39 AM

Ack! I'm late to the party!

> Job Class - Scout

HP: 120
ATK: 300

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> Maintain distance from the enemy, and launch a ranged assault!

[4] -1
Some of the bullets ricochet and hit you. -10 HP. (Rock loses 150 HP.)

Quote from: Validon98 on January 11, 2015, 02:14:09 AM

Suddenly a Roll to Dodge game that is perhaps more silly (and that I might keep on top of).

>Class: Mage

HP: 120
ATK: 10 oh, dear.

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>UNLEASH THORO- oh wait I start at tome level E. Right. CAST THUNDER THEN.

[2] -1
You hit yourself. YOU ARE DEAD.

Quote from: Kappa on January 11, 2015, 03:32:27 AM

> Be part of game.
> Punch rock... WITH MAGNETS. Rocks have traces of metal in them, no?

[3] -1
Only the smallest rock fragments are attracted to the magnets.

Quote from: Hanzo K. on January 11, 2015, 05:06:46 PM

Oh hell yeah.

HP: 50
ATK: 240

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>Time for me to pull out the Stone Mask and get to showing these puny humans how you really break stone!

[5] -1
The mask chafes your face, but the rock breaks anyway. -10 HP. (Rock loses 160 HP)

Quote from: Mr Jovial on January 11, 2015, 05:20:01 PM

I wanna join in, looks fun :>

HP: 30
ATK: 50

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>Cover rock with paper

[6] -1
The paper covers the rock nicely. (Rock loses 40 HP)

damn, this post got long.

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Current Boss: Rock
HP: -593
ATK: 10

NEW BOSS: A 60-foot tall tree
HP: 1080
ATK: 160

Kappa:
HP: 210
ATK: 60 +30

aUsernameIsFine: (DEAD FOR 2)
HP: 90
ATK: 90 +30

Kasu:
HP: 300
ATK: 300 +30

Yuuna Zobolt (DEAD FOR 1)
HP: -10
ATK: 90 +30

an unmatched sock (DEAD FOR 2)
HP: 200
ATK: 30 +30

LaserTurtle (DEAD FOR 1)
HP: 40
ATK: 40 +30

Kyo Tanaka (DEAD FOR 1)
HP: 40
ATK: 120 +30

Hanzo K.
HP: 10
ATK: 240 +30

Mr Jovial (DEAD FOR 1)
HP: 0
ATK: 50 +30

As a note, read the entire post for effects and things that could affect you.

Patorikku · « **Reply #27 on:** January 11, 2015, 08:31:43 PM »

> Climb that tree. Show it who's boss.

aUsernameIsFineToo · « **Reply #28 on:** January 11, 2015, 08:33:21 PM »

inb4 whomping willow

Kasu · « **Reply #29 on:** January 11, 2015, 08:38:20 PM »

> Douse the base of the tree in gasoline and light it on fire.