Author Topic: What If... v 5.0  (Read 188658 times)

Re: What If... v 5.0
« Reply #990 on: March 30, 2016, 07:21:47 PM »
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What if Seija was put near with Koishi (Koishi has no personality, and Seija's ability also means that she has the opposite personality of anybody near her.)

Welp, I guess the opposite of absolutely no personality is having too much personality. Seija would probably be a tsundere, yandere, kuudere, dandere, tsunshun, genki and yangire all rolled into one. A perfect storm of chaos would probably be an understatement.  :ohdear:

What if... the reason that Marisa's hitbox is larger than Reimu's and that she uses her butt as a melee attack in the fighting games is because she has a GREAT BIG ASS!?

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Re: What If... v 5.0
« Reply #991 on: March 30, 2016, 11:25:31 PM »
Then Marisa has the legendary Ass of Steel PewDiePie once said a long time ago. Too bad it's still a one-shot in Danmaku.

What if Albert Einstein met Suika?

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Re: What If... v 5.0
« Reply #992 on: April 02, 2016, 02:54:09 PM »
Then Marisa has the legendary Ass of Steel PewDiePie once said a long time ago. Too bad it's still a one-shot in Danmaku.

What if Albert Einstein met Suika?
Suika Theory

What if there was a character that could only say "rururururu"?
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Re: What If... v 5.0
« Reply #993 on: April 02, 2016, 06:07:37 PM »
Suika Theory

What if there was a character that could only say "rururururu"?
Her name would be Ruru. She would talk in sentences composed entirely of "rururururu". It will become annoying for the heroines very quickly which will make them want to beat her up faster. Ruru will be the mastermind behind an incident, the goal of which is to make the entire populace speak only in "rururururu" to remove social inequality, despite the fact that everyone was speaking Japanese anyway. She would not agree that her idea is stupid when it is pointed out to her. All of her spellcards will have names with a legible first half, but the second half will be all "rururururu". It will turn out that the only reason Ruru speaks in that way, is because she is a foreign youkai and never learned proper Japanese. In the good endings, she starts to learn Japanese, but her sentences still contain mostly "rururururu".

What if Orin visited you every night and whispered cryptic things in your ear, while getting awkwardly close, then meowed and disappeared?

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Re: What If... v 5.0
« Reply #994 on: April 02, 2016, 06:17:12 PM »
Her name would be Ruru. She would talk in sentences composed entirely of "rururururu". It will become annoying for the heroines very quickly which will make them want to beat her up faster. Ruru will be the mastermind behind an incident, the goal of which is to make the entire populace speak only in "rururururu" to remove social inequality, despite the fact that everyone was speaking Japanese anyway. She would not agree that her idea is stupid when it is pointed out to her. All of her spellcards will have names with a legible first half, but the second half will be all "rururururu". It will turn out that the only reason Ruru speaks in that way, is because she is a foreign youkai and never learned proper Japanese. In the good endings, she starts to learn Japanese, but her sentences still contain mostly "rururururu".

What if Orin visited you every night and whispered cryptic things in your ear, while getting awkwardly close, then meowed and disappeared?
What the heck just happened?

What if SoEW was released for the PS1 in 1997, with MIDI soundtrack as the main soundtrack, and the game actually got an US release?
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Re: What If... v 5.0
« Reply #995 on: April 03, 2016, 01:31:25 AM »
I am afraid PC-98 vs Windows fandom wars would turn into a Console vs PC argument among Touhou-ers.

What if Yoshika was the commander of the zombie horde in Plant vs Zombies?

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Re: What If... v 5.0
« Reply #996 on: April 03, 2016, 02:07:21 AM »
Then she would go ahead and lock this thread now, just a couple posts shy of the 1,000 post limit.

Also looks like this'll be the last one of these we'll be doing, as it's gotten pretty spammy and low content. Consider the What If threads permanently retired.

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