Author Topic: What If... v 5.0 (Read 188640 times)

MewMewHeart · « **Reply #60 on:** March 11, 2015, 02:02:22 AM »

Quote from: Lt Colonel Summers on March 11, 2015, 12:30:33 AM

What if Gensokyo joins the UN?

Then Reimu would be solving the incidents although.... we would have to deal with danmaku rules.

What if Reimu discovered the secret of green tea? (HERPDERP QUESTION)

Ps · « **Reply #61 on:** March 11, 2015, 02:41:24 AM »

Quote from: MewMewHeart on March 11, 2015, 02:02:22 AM

What if Reimu discovered the secret of green tea? (HERPDERP QUESTION)

Then she would never go back.

What if Cirno became a Taoist?

TresserT · « **Reply #62 on:** March 11, 2015, 03:24:42 AM »

She would go on an adventure seeking immortality, only to learn that she was immortal all along.

What if Fairy Wars 2 starred Elfin Mint?

Abraham Lincoln · « **Reply #63 on:** March 11, 2015, 10:57:46 AM »

It would create tons of controversy among the fandom because ZUN just promoted a fanmade character.

(But hey, we've already got Shinmyoumaru, who looks like a cross between Elfin and the kodama from MPP!)

What if Vladimir Len'en?

Hope ♦ Metal · « **Reply #64 on:** March 11, 2015, 01:20:51 PM »

Quote from: Abraham Lincoln on March 11, 2015, 10:57:46 AM

What if Vladimir Len'en?

Inter-dimensional communist alien zombie robots or something.

What if Touhou received a gritty reboot?

Suspicious person · « **Reply #65 on:** March 11, 2015, 01:47:28 PM »

Quote from: HopeMetal on March 11, 2015, 01:20:51 PM

What if Touhou received a gritty reboot?

There'll be a gritty reaction from the community.

What if Patchouli got treatment from Eirin ?

Spotty Len · « **Reply #66 on:** March 11, 2015, 03:18:31 PM »

Quote from: Suspicious person on March 11, 2015, 01:47:28 PM

What if Patchouli got treatment from Eirin ?

Patchy : "Wow, unreal... My gosh. This is amazing! I feel incredibllllllle! Yes, yes, yes, yes! I can win! I feel great! I! Can! Do! This!"

What if Yukari replaced Reimu as the Hakurei Shrine Maiden?

Ps · « **Reply #67 on:** March 11, 2015, 05:02:50 PM »

Quote from: Spotty Ren on March 11, 2015, 03:18:31 PM

What if Yukari replaced Reimu as the Hakurei Shrine Maiden?

The bew Hakurei Shrine Maiden would never lose a fight...wait.
Human villagers would avoid the shrine because it would now be full of youkai...hang on.
The new Hakurei Shrine Maiden would do a lot of lazing around...no.

Nothing changes.

What if Reimu is actually Yukari?

Hope ♦ Metal · « **Reply #68 on:** March 11, 2015, 05:07:59 PM »

Quote from: Ps on March 11, 2015, 05:02:50 PM

What if Reimu is actually Yukari?

Marisa is phone.

What if Koakuma was a sentient tornado?

TresserT · « **Reply #69 on:** March 11, 2015, 05:18:43 PM »

Quote from: HopeMetal on March 11, 2015, 05:07:59 PM

What if Koakuma was a sentient tornado?

Well they just say Patchouli is western not specifically where in the west she's from. And since it's part of Australia, which was taken over by the British, I suppose she might have been from Tasmania?

What if the ULiL silhouette never appeared in the actual game?

FlareDragon · « **Reply #70 on:** March 11, 2015, 11:14:43 PM »

Quote from: TresserT on March 11, 2015, 05:18:43 PM

What if the ULiL silhouette never appeared in the actual game?

Then it'd become an Urban Legend, left in Limbo...
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...it'd then appear in Touhou 15, because it would've become forgotten in the real world...
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...and tacos would start raining from Gensokyo's skies? Yeah. That must be the punchline. Tacos

What if every character was a Kappa instead (except for Aya)?

Ps · « **Reply #71 on:** March 12, 2015, 12:46:34 AM »

Quote from: FlareDragon on March 11, 2015, 11:14:43 PM

What if every character was a Kappa instead (except for Aya)?

Those guys would never snatch her shirikodama because they're too slow.

What if Yukari needed to buy a pack of cigarettes?

Lt Colonel Summers · « **Reply #72 on:** March 12, 2015, 01:44:45 AM »

Yukari doesn't need to buy any cigarettes. She just gaps an entire warehouse worth (or as much as she needs) to her approximate location.

What if the War On Terror was orchestrated by Yukari as a plan to collapse Outside World society?

snowflake247 · « **Reply #73 on:** March 12, 2015, 03:08:42 PM »

Then all the conspiracy theorists would start saying, "Danmaku can't melt steel beams."

What if Touhou was a space opera?

Tribow · « **Reply #74 on:** March 12, 2015, 03:49:22 PM »

It would be directed by Eirin.

What if the Tsukumo sisters pair up with the Prismrivers to start a band?

Abraham Lincoln · « **Reply #75 on:** March 13, 2015, 11:01:36 PM »

East-meets-West style music. Personally I love that kind of multicultural stuff.

What if Remilia was actually Beethoven?

Failure McFailFace · « **Reply #76 on:** March 13, 2015, 11:12:47 PM »

Beethoven was an eastern vampire

What if danmaku was real?

Spotty Len · « **Reply #77 on:** March 14, 2015, 12:00:03 AM »

It is real, try to take a highway in reverse. (Don't, though.)

What if Kirby appeared in Gensokyo?

Lt Colonel Summers · « **Reply #78 on:** March 14, 2015, 12:57:55 AM »

Yuyuko and Kirby will marry each other and have a child. The rest is up to you...

What if the Watatsuki Sisters appears in one of the games as bosses?

Leon゠Helsing · « **Reply #79 on:** March 14, 2015, 02:22:30 AM »

Len'en's Absurdly Extra mode-level spells on Easy mode, and it only gets worse from there. :V

What if AM is turned into a 2hu?

FlareDragon · « **Reply #80 on:** March 14, 2015, 10:25:51 PM »

Quote from: Leon゠Helsing on March 14, 2015, 02:22:30 AM

What if AM is turned into a 2hu?

Well the Stage 1 boss of that game would have to be a mouth-less ooze. With that out of the way, AM would be a 3-part boss being represented by 3 separate "characters" that are actually all him. They would probably be named Id, Ego and Supergego and would attack in 3 different ways: Id being more direct, Ego attacking with more trick-like patterns and Supergego using illusion-like attack (think Sakuya, other trick-based cards). The character itself would have a hate for humans but find youkai intruiging. I have no clue what the incident could be, but the Extra Stage would have to be related to the Lunarians.

...I think that's everything

What if the events of Koumajou Densetsu: Scarlet Symphony (aka, Touhouvania) were canon, except that the Scarlet Castle didn't have to get torn down?

Evil_Nazgul0616 · « **Reply #81 on:** March 16, 2015, 12:10:25 AM »

Quote from: FlareDragon on March 14, 2015, 10:25:51 PM

What if the events of Koumajou Densetsu: Scarlet Symphony (aka, Touhouvania) were canon, except that the Scarlet Castle didn't have to get torn down?

Then Koumajou Densetsu II: Stranger's Requiem will also be canon, but it would be using the original castle instead of a rebuilt one.

What if we got a Touhou version of Cannibal! The Musical?

Lt Colonel Summers · « **Reply #82 on:** April 23, 2015, 12:33:44 AM »

Starring Ex-Rumia?

What if the age of everyone in Gensokyo were reversed, and the Old Maids Alliance became the only Lolis?

Espadas · « **Reply #83 on:** April 23, 2015, 08:45:00 AM »

Then the fanon would be buried under an avalanche of MOE-CHIBI-YUUKA

What if in the next main game Youki finally show up as one of the bosses?

PK · « **Reply #84 on:** April 23, 2015, 06:17:51 PM »

Quote from: Espadas on April 23, 2015, 08:45:00 AM

Then the fanon would be buried under an avalanche of MOE-CHIBI-YUUKA

What if in the next main game Youki finally show up as one of the bosses?

Then he'd better explain where he has been all this time.

What if sealed Rumia is actually Mima?

Lt Colonel Summers · « **Reply #85 on:** April 24, 2015, 12:43:54 AM »

ZUN: Stop asking for Mima! She's right here... *points at Rumia* ...all along!

What if Gensokyo broke off from Japan during World War 2 instead of the Meiji Era?

TresserT · « **Reply #86 on:** April 24, 2015, 03:31:41 AM »

By then most of the youkai would have died out so we'd be left with these.

What if Tojiko is the evolved form of Mima?

Evil_Nazgul0616 · « **Reply #87 on:** April 25, 2015, 07:47:09 PM »

Quote from: TresserT on April 24, 2015, 03:31:41 AM

What if Tojiko is the evolved form of Mima?

Then there will be much outcry from the fandom.

What if Utsuho played poker against Satori?

Fastest Thing Alive · « **Reply #88 on:** April 25, 2015, 09:05:08 PM »

"Do you have any threes?"
"It's Poker, Utsuho."
"Oh okay. Go fish."
"It's Poker. Utsuho."
"Yeah, yeah. I play this card!"
"*thud*"
"Unyu, Satori-sama?"

What if Marisa was french?

Chronojet ⚙ Dragon · « **Reply #89 on:** April 26, 2015, 12:15:38 AM »

Quote from: Fastest Thing Alive on April 25, 2015, 09:05:08 PM

What if Marisa was french?

"Danmaku est le puissance, non?"

What if Vinkawars (White Names Spoiled Past) had actual involvement in the events of Fairy Wars?