[17:16:08] <Stuffman> Hmm I'm not sure if my story should really go in PSL, it's not even vaguely reminiscient of touhou this time
[17:18:55] <Amra> neither's mine
[17:18:56] <Amra> at all
[17:19:10] <Amra> in fact this is so self indulgent I should probably keep it to myself :V
[17:19:55] <~Iced> Snrk.
[17:20:12] <~Iced> Well it can go in with the NaNo title. It's not like anyone reads stuff in PSL.
[17:20:24] <Stuffman> hahahahaha it's funny because it's true
[17:20:36] <Amra> it's also kind of sad
[17:21:13] <~Iced> I've gotten used to it. And by that I mean I'm bitter.This story was originally envisioned as the story mode to a western/industrial fighting game. As such, the genre is dieselpunk martial arts. Please enjoy.
It was Wednesday evening in Port Boroughs when the train arrived. The atmosphere was muggy and dismal, seeming like it could start raining any time, but judging by the soot-choked skies, it probably looked better that way than it would if the sickening red glow of the sunset was shining through the canopy of black clouds.
Dusty disembarked and stepped onto the platform, and walked to the railing to take in his surroundings. ?Shit,? he muttered, lighting up a cigarette. This was not at all what he was expecting.
Kit, a waifish young girl wearing a ragged poncho, followed him closely.
Dusty looked down over the city vista. Port Boroughs was built on a fairly steep incline, with dense rows of buildings, many with billowing smokestacks, stacked up one after another. The sea, black and placid, met the town rather abruptly, with a shore consisting almost entirely of huge, jagged rocks. Countless warehouses and spartan-looking cargo ships dotted the ocean's edge.
?I guess this what I get for talking it up so much. Sorry, kid. The ocean usually looks nicer than this.? Dusty shook his head.
This was the first time Kit had seen the ocean, so in her mind it was impressive nonetheless, but she didn't say anything.
?Not that I would really wanna swim in that, but sitting on the beach again would've been nice,? he lamented.
?Hey buddy, move along!?
Dusty turned around to see a heavyset man carrying a load of luggage, and realized he was blocking the way. ?Shit, sorry,? he said as he tugged at Kit's poncho, leading her towards the stairs. Dusty picked her up and set her on his shoulders as he went down, which she didn't particularly like.
?This is it, kid. This is where we start over.?
She didn't believe there was any chance that things were going to go so smoothly, but she stayed silent as always.
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Dusty and Kit walked down Main Street, which weaved up and down through the middle of town all the way to the docks. Despite the elaborate network of twists and turns meant to make the climb less steep, the cargo trucks chugging uphill seemed to be having a hard time of it. The sidewalks were busy with harried low-class workers looking only somewhat cleaner than Dusty and Kit.
Dusty opened his wallet and counted up its contents. ?Okay. We have...twelve dollars until my next paycheck.? He ran his hands through his greasy, tangled hair and sighed. ?Alright. It's cool. I just gotta get a job tomorrow and we'll be fine.?
The girl remained focused on the sidewalk ahead.
?If I don't get one then we'll worry about it then.?
Kit looked at a bakery across the street, pulling up her muffler to block out the scent of fresh bread. She was hungry, but wouldn't dare say so. Being unusually experienced in managing finances for someone her age, she knew they would have to stretch every dollar. She wasn't too worried, though; if it came down to it, she could always go back to stealing.
Coming to a major intersection, Dusty looked around, and found a wall covered in fliers. ?'Kay. First order of business is finding somewhere to live.?
?You don't have enough for rent,? the girl muttered.
?S'alright, we'll just have to negotiate,? Dusty answered. He looked through the advertisements, but didn't see any apartments available that didn't demand rent and a deposit up front. There were a serviceable number of job positions open, though, which helped him feel more confident about his situation. ?We're probably better off renting a room or something for now. Let's go walk around. Any area in particular you'd prefer??
?Somewhere quiet,? she mumbled.
?Yeah, I gotcha.? Dusty opened up his pack of cigarettes, and counting nine left, declined to light another. This was going to be a hard week. ?Let's check out the area by the cliffs over there,? he said, gesturing north with his chin. ?Looks like a lot of houses over there.?
Dusty looked down the street and figured it would probably be faster to cut through the alleys, so he sidled by a storefront and past a dumpster and wandered in that direction. Kit followed him in lockstep.
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About ten minutes later, Dusty was totally lost. A maze of concrete walls and chain link fences had prevented him from walking in anything that resembled a straight line, and now he was surrounded on all sides by tall, dilapidated office buildings, preventing him from seeing the city skyline.
?Damn.? He reached for another cigarette, but decided to put it back. ?Should've stuck to the road.?
Kit suddenly leaped up a brick wall and started scurrying up a fire escape.
?Hey, where're you going!??
?I'm going to take a look around,? she called back, annoyed.
?That fuckin' kid,? Dusty muttered to himself, shaking his head.
When Dusty looked back down, he noticed he was surrounded.
A group of men in plain-looking black jackets and worn jeans ? some young, some not ? had each blocked off one the ways leaded out of the alley. A thin-looking man with one hand in his pocket and a knife in the other approached Dusty with a playful saunter. ?How's it going, pal? You new in town??
Dusty stayed calm as his eyes darted around for a way out. He briefly considered going for the fire escape, but the mugger had made it a point to juxtaposition himself between him and it. ?Yeah,? Dusty nodded coolly. ?Just got here.?
?Cool, cool,? said the man, clearly amused with the exchange. ?So, uh, in case you haven't noticed. This is a robbery. Why don't you hand over your wallet??
Dusty decided to attempt diplomacy. ?I don't got any money.?
?Well, how about you hand me your wallet and I'll check that for myself??
?Okay, that was a lie. I got twelve bucks. But I need that to eat.?
?I gotta eat too, pal. Nothing personal.?
?Come the fuck on,? Dusty rolled his eyes, starting to get agitated. There was no way he or Kit would survive the next few days without a penny to his name. Handing the money over wasn't an option.
The man got a little closer. ?Look. I'm a reasonable man. But I still stab people for a living, so if you're lookin' for somebody to cut you some slack, you've come to the wrong place. So how about you hand over your wallet, and you won't have to pay a hospital bill on top of being twelve bucks in the hole??
Dusty let out a sharp sigh in frustration. There was only one way he was getting out of this. Reaching into his pocket, he walked towards the man.
The mugger smiled and bobbed his head in a nod, taking his other hand out of his pocket to receive the wallet. Dusty noticed that he had a steel prosthetic arm. ?Good man, good man. Nice and easy, nobody gets hurt.?
?Except you.?
Dusty suddenly spun around and slammed the toe of his shoe into the side of the man's head, knocking him clear off his feet. He dropped his knife as he hit the ground.
The other muggers jumped into action and ran to join the fight, carrying clubs, broken bottles, and other improvised weaponry.
Dusty shuffled backwards, trying to position himself where he could fight them off one by one. Dusty had been in no small number of fights in his lifetime, but he had a sinking feeling this was going to end badly.
Ducking under the first attacker's pipe swung at his head, Dusty charged the thug with his shoulder and knocked him into a second man wielding a piece of rebar, then jumped up and knocked them both over with a straight kick to the sternum. A third man thrusted at Dusty with a broken bottle, but Dusty caught his arm and threw him over his shoulder into a pile of trashcans.
Three more were coming at Dusty. If he could knock them over quickly, he'd be able to run out the alley and get away, but he was forced to back up even further, jumping onto a loading dock. He reached down and grabbed a wooden pallet, bringing it up just in time to stop the machete of the fourth man as he clambered up after him. Dusty blocked a few more swings, then tossed the flat end of the pallet into the man and dropkicked it, sending him flying off the concrete platform. Unfortunately, the fifth man landed a glancing hit on his shin with a baseball bat as Dusty scrambled to his feet. Dusty grunted in pain and struggled to stand up as man with the bat came up after him, and another man with a broken bottle joined him.
Dusty grabbed at the baseball bat as the man swung it again, and wrestled with him in desperation as he tried to keep its owner between himself and the other man. Eventually, Dusty was knocked back off his feet, just in time to luckily save him from being stabbed by the bottle. Dusty rolled off the dock.
Dusty staggered, landing on his feet, and wanted to run, but the other men were getting up, and he didn't know what to do.
At that moment, Dusty heard a crash, and whirled around. A small wooden box had just fallen from above and broken on the last man's head, knocking him out cold. The source came down a moment later, as Kit leaped from the wall and dropped onto the man with the bat, flooring him, and then proceeded to stomp him in the face.
Dusty whirled around to face three of the men who had gotten up. He stepped in to avoid a strike from the man with the pipe, landing a solid uppercut on his chin. He took down the second man with a roundhouse, and immediately regretted it as he stumbled backwards on his injured leg, but Kit flipped forward off the dock to interrupt the third man's attack.
Now without a height advantage, Kit was eyed suspiciously by the mugger, until he moved forward to smack her out of the way. In a flash, Kit flipped open a jackknife that would've been oversized even for an adult, and darted under his swing to stab him in the leg. The man screeched in pain and toppled over as Kit unflinchingly turned her attention back to the man with the machete that was now approaching. The girl and the man stared threateningly at each other for a moment, blades at the ready ? but the man decided not to take any chances with the surprisingly dangerous child, and ran from the scene.
At this point, the mugger that had originally spoken with Dusty was now back on his feet, as was Dusty himself. The man rubbed the side of his head, gesturing pointedly with his knife. ?Fuckin' out-of-towners. You have...? he stopped to rub his jaw in pain, ?You have really shitty manners, y'know??
?Fuck off already,? Dusty winced.
?Interesting kid you got there. Reminds me of me.?
Kit returned an icy glare, holding her knife tightly. Dusty put his hand on her shoulder, stepping forward. ?I got this,? he said quietly.
?What's your name?? the man asked, shuffling a bit.
?Dusty.? He shook out his leg, hoping he had walked off the pain.
?Name's Joey,? the man said. ?Let's go.?
Joey lunged forward with his knife, and when Dusty stepped aside, Joey swept his leg to knock Dusty off his feet. Dusty landed in a backwards roll, and flipped back onto his feet as Joey came at him again with a wide slash. Dusty fell backwards again, but planted his hands on the ground to kick Joey in the stomach. He climbed back up again as Joey staggered, and tried to capitalize with a flying heel to his face. Unfortunately the gambit did not pay off as Joey recovered quickly and grabbed the back of Dusty's longcoat after dodging out of the way. He pulled Dusty close, gripping him by the shoulders with his powerful machine arm, and pointed his knife at his neck.
?You done yet??
?Shit,? Dusty grumbled, looking down at the blade, and thought for a moment. ?Yeah, I'm done.? He reluctantly reached for his wallet.
Just then, Joey jumped up and yelped in pain as Kit stabbed him in the foot. Dusty broke free, caught his knife arm, and threw him into the ground on his back. Kit dived in, but Dusty caught her arm at the last moment, barely preventing her from sinking her knife into Joey's eye socket.
?That's enough,? Dusty said, making eye contact with her. He glanced back at a bewildered Joey, and the rest of his toppled crew. ?Let's get out of here.?
Dusty and Kit ran out of the alley, though not as quickly as possible thanks to Dusty's aching leg.
Joey laid his head back down on the pavement. ?What the fuck was that??