Touhou RAGE Thread: Part 2

[LHCling]

UFO Hard 1cc ReimuB No Bombs

I made so many mistakes.

Not an accomplishment.

[Azinth]

http://www.replays.gensokyo.org/download.php?id=4995



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[Bananamatic]

Looks painful to watch :V

[Sen]

UFO has only been out for about a month and a half now, but Shou has to hold some kind of god damned record for most clipdeaths during a single battle.

EVERY
SINGLE
SPELLCARD

"WHOOPSLOL, DIDN'T SEE THAT BULLET SINCE THEY'RE ALL SO SHINY YOU CAN'T TELL THE DIFFERENCE :V"

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EDIT: "Hey, I've got a perfect Stage 6 run so far, I even captured Byakuren's bullshit last midspell, this is pretty aweso- *DIES SIX TIMES ON FLYING FANTASTICA*"

[Seian Verian]

...So anyway, decided to attempt to do a perfect UFO Easy run. Just for the heck of it, I decided to also try to get a lot of score. Dreams of perfection go down the drain when I die stupidly to the green bullets on stage 4 that drop straight down, but I decide to continue trying to score. I get finished off by Byakuren's third nonspell, ending up with lower than my previous high score. Yay. (Previous score was also on a score run attempt, so I guess I shouldn't feel TOO bad about that...)

EDIT: Also, replay

[Drake]

RRGAHRGHAGRHAGA FUCK YOU MARISAB

STOP WASTING MY TIME

[ebarrett]

It has already been said a million times but FFFFFFFFFFFFF MOUNTAIN OF CLIPDEATH

[Bananamatic]

UFO hard
what the FUCK

WHAT THE HELL SHOU
AREN'T CURVED LASERS FROM TWO SIDES ENOUGH

WHAT THE HELL BYAKUREN
IS THE SECOND NONCARD FUCKING POSSIBLE

keyboard torture so far: 3 punches, 1 head smash

[LHCling]

UFO hard
what the FUCK

WHAT THE HELL SHOU
AREN'T CURVED LASERS FROM TWO SIDES ENOUGH

WHAT THE HELL BYAKUREN
IS THE SECOND NONCARD FUCKING POSSIBLE

keyboard torture so far: 3 punches, 1 head smash

UFO Hard 1cc ReimuB No Bombs

I made so many mistakes.

Not an accomplishment.

Wait until you see Lunatic. On a serious note, it's actually quite a good replay to use as a study. Practice does indeed make perfect (well, close enough to it).

[theshirn]

ASDFRGN Nuclear Fusion beat MS Normal on his first try I HATE HIM SO MUCH

[Seian Verian]

My thoughts about this last run of EoSD: What is this I don't even

Let's see, would have captured Flower Dream Vine if I hadn't panic bombed at the last split second at bullets that had just gone right over me, reach Patchouli with SEVEN LIVES, die to Rage Trilithon High Level to a bullet THAT I THOUGHT WAS OFF THE SCREEN as I move to the right, die somewhere else in that battle... Get through the first half of stage 5 intact. Die to midboss Sakuya either one or two times, forgot which. If it was once, I died somewhere on the second half, or twice to Sakuya's first boss nonspell instead of the once I remember. I clipped a bullet at the edge of a mini-wall, thinking I was clear... Die TWICE to first card, once to something I have no idea how it was there, then to one of the bubble bullets... Finished off by a knife to the face from the second nonspell...

...*sob*

[Bananamatic]

BoLaD FFFFFFFF
I swear, Yukari throws almost solid walls at times.

Tried Ran's frogger and failed it at the very last part where you get raped from 4 sides....that still makes 1 card uncaptured left in both Extra and Phantasm >.>

Screw them both. For now.

[nintendonut888]

BoLaD FFFFFFFF
I swear, Yukari throws almost solid walls at times.

I don't safespot BoLaD, just pointing out that every wave has a blind spot(many of them, actually) where you can completely dodge it.

In other words, it isn't a mindless clusterfuck like Yorimasa Genzanmi or QED.

And since I have nothing but UFO lunatic left to do, and I'm going to contain this in a thread all its own, let me say in advance:

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GOD DAMN IT NAZRIN STAND STILL!

KOGASA WHY U DO THIS I LOVE YOU! ;_;

WALLS. WALLS. STAGE 3 CAN GO TO HELL

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SYOUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU

WHAT OH GOD NO HOW DID I SCREW UP LFO I'M SO CLO-AUGH!

[Bananamatic]

I don't get it either.

I've almost had it, but one of these nearly invisible butterflies decided to curve and kill me.
Then again, I've only tried 7 times which isn't much......but if I can capture QED(which I've pretty much lucked through on 2nd attempt). I can capture this too.

[Tsym]

WTF WHY IS SHOU SO IMBA???  LASERS LASERS AND MORE LASERS???  THEN THE LASERS TURN INTO BRIGHT BALLS OF SHINING ENERGY THAT MAKE MY EYES GO FJDSLGHS:LHFDALHFDSLKFSDFSD

[Scooter1000]

I was going for a SA Normal 1CC just now. Made it past Yuugi with no problems (Which is a first for me; usually my run starts falling apart about halfway through her fight.) and at midboss Orin mark II, I get hit.

I almost had a full stock of lives at the time.
And ragequit with 1 and 4/5 lives left at S5 midboss Orin.

[triangles]

OHGOD UTSUHO REALLY IS THE TOUHOU OF NUCLEAR POWER
~~~~WARNING WARNING WARNING~~~~
SCARED THE SHIT OUTTA ME
SMACK!
Right into a GIANTDEATH fireball of doom

[Alfred F. Jones]

DANMAKU

CHIMERA

BULLETS

THAT ARE LASERS

WHAT THE FUCK

[Esoterica]

Finished SA stage 5 with 6 lives.

Game overed a few seconds away from capping Subterranean Sun.

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[Shizumarashi Mayuzumi]

Today I learned that bombs (including specifically deathbombs) on Visionary Tuning WON'T FUCKING CLEAR BULLETS. Resulting in dying for real the moment the bomb stops.

I really never thought I'd have cause to say "Fuck you, Reisen".

[hiddenryuu]

I think EoSD extra doesn't want me to beat it with marisa A.

I just finished Cranberry trap.  All bullets EXCEPT FOR ONE becomes point items, that 1 managed to kill me.

4 of a kind always seemed to have the copies in front of flan making it hard to hit her. (that kinda minor though)

Kagome walled me in.

RAGEEEE.

[nintendonut888]

Oh hey, this is over 1000 posts. :V

Then I'll close with one final...

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