Do I have the honour to kick off? Yes I do. Here we go!
The package arrived 2 weeks ago at my neighbours because we weren't at home. So when I picked it up, I immediately noticed the Japanese hiragana/katakana. Because of this, I became super confused. The first thing that jumped into my mind was that Warugaki had sent me something. So I couldn't help it but read the shipment data....and well, you cannot blame me for travelling the world and meeting people.
NForza was my Secret Santa.
Therefore this had to be handled with
caution!
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Very suspicious package. It was quite heavy.
Before opening I decided to use my OpticalOppaiTrapDetection Glasses
(Kappa Industries, by Nitori)
Well well well, what do we have here? The thing is full of wires.
EXTREME CAUTION. CODE RED. 
I decided to grab my tools and cut the correct wire according to the complex scheme I had learned back when I was still watching Mac Gyver on TV. But then I realised something. What if this wasn't an ordinary wire-schema? What if this was something beyond. After all, this is THE Forza we are talking about. And since it arrived from Japan, I had to think twice.
To get this safely done. I had to use all my Japanese skills else I would be dead before Christmas even began!
うおおおおおおおおおおおおお TAKE THIS. 十三么
Nothing happened...
But it was INSTANT formed hand on first draw win!!!!
I seriously started to sweat. I was in danger. I never failed in Mahjong. This should've been first blow instant win. But it wasn't. I started shivering. My heart was beating beyond 160. I tried to calm my self down but my hands wouldn't stop shaking. I was in serious trouble. SERIOUS TROUBLE I TELL YOU. I have tried everything to figure this out.
I tried applying 「Japanese Touhou Doujin Manga Reitaisai9 Catalogue Exorcism 」 to safely remove the danger. It wouldn't work.
I tried the forbidden 「Yohohoho Dark Vodoo Magic」. It wouldn't falter.
I tried shredding and jamming 「Iron Maiden - 2 minutes to midnight」 with hopes the Ancient Egyptian hidden message would counter its curse.
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRGGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHH
Oh well, let us just open it.
Yes. We seem to have some plastic and paper here.
Gee Forza. A plastic bag. Thanks pal.
...Which is INSTANT FASHION of course!
Hmmmmm?
I think this was suppose to be a Pharaoh style hat.
Oh, so there is more than just fashionable clothing in there?
え, 何か？
(Hm? What is?)
Ozeu-sama Sticker!! I have no idea where to put it though. Maybe on my guitar?
Oh wow, Concealed the Conclusion! Now I am fully legal Danmakufu scripter.
Instead of a shameless ripper of sources...
More fashionable hats and shirts. Love the checker-pattern by the way.
だぜ☆!！ Marisa CD, most likely an Electric Guitar one. Will listen to it soon enough.
I honestly have no idea. A music CD, suspecting classic / piano arrangements.
SFX_ZUN.WAV This will keep me from harm in the future for sure.
Feeeeeeeeeeeeevvvvvvvvvvaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa Iku-san button. This one is going on display next to the Tomb Cat and Franky from One Piece. As well as an Ozeu-sama Mahjong Key holder. I'll definitely use this to display my charisma during IRL Mahjong which will surely intimidate my opponents leading them into instant feeding of mangan hands.
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That is it for me ladies and gentlemen. Hope you have enjoyed the read.
Thanks NForza! Let us hopefully meet at Reitaisai 10 next year. I will seriously consider going if many of us are going.
Thank you MotK and the awesome userbase for this event.
Thank you Vic for going through all the trouble.
Merry Christmas !
--Helepolis
