Note: I was bored, so I decided to invoke Rule ⑨ and make a Touhou-style version of
The Oogie Boogie Song from Nightmare Before Christmas (I don't care how out of season it is, since someone made a
Portal 2 version in February 2012)
Note #2: This is set around the time when Sakuya first came under Remilia's employment and has to go into Flandre's room for the first time. (assuming she hasn't met Flandre before this song takes place).
Note #3: If people think sections of these lyrics don't really fit/don't work, I will gladly take suggestions and edit them. (I'm sort of typing these as I go.)
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SONG BEGIN!
Flandre: Well, well, well, what have we here?
Sakuya huh? I'm really scared!1
So you're the new maid everyone's talking about? *chuckles*
You're joking! YOU'RE JOKING!!!
I can't believe my eyes!
You're kidding me. You gotta be!
They sent you down here, WHY!?!?
You're clueless, or mad.
I don't know which is worse!
I might just make you kyuu~.
If I don't die laughing first!
When little old Flandre says:
I'm not done playing with you yet!
you better pay attention now!
because I'm Flandre Scarlet!
and if you aren't shaking!
then there's something very wrong!
'cause this may be the last time
you hear the Flandre song!
Oooohhh
Fairy Maids:OooohhhFlandre:OooohhhFairy Maids:OooohhhFlandre:OooohhFairy Maids:Oooohhh
You're in crazy Flandre's room!Flandre:If I'm feeling bored
and there's not much for me to do.
I might just go up and ask
if I could play with you!
And if you refuse me
and leave me by myself
I can tell you one thing:
You won't leave in good health.
OooohhhhFairy Maid #1:Ruuunnnn!Flandre:Ky-uu~Fairy Maid #1:*Pi-Chuun~*Flandre:Ha Ha!Surviving Fairy Maids:You're in crazy Flandre's room!Sakuya:Behave yourself or you must face the dire consequences!
Your sister is expecting me so please come to your senses!Flandre:You're joking! YOU'RE JOKING!!
I can't believe my ears!
Will somebody shut this maid up!
I'm drowning in my tears!
You're funny! I'm laughing!
You really are too much!
And now, with your permission:
I'm going to do my stuff!Sakuya:What are you going to do!?!?
2Flandre:*Insane Giggle* I'm going to do the best I can!
*Instrumental part, use your imagination for what Flandre's doing here.*
Flandre:The sight of blood raining
to me is beauty in the air!
Because I am "insane" Flandre
Although I don't play fair.
It's much more fun, I must confess
when lives are on the line!
Not mine, of course, but yours, new maid.
Now that would be just fine.Sakuya:Please stop, younger mistress, I think you're taking this too far!
Flandre:Oh pad girl, you're something!
You put me in a spin!
You aren't comprehending
the position that you're in!
It's hopeless, you're finished!
You're down here in my lair.
And I'm Flandre Scarlet
and you ain't going nowhere!-----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------
Footnotes:
1. "I'm really scared" is sarcastic
2. Non-italics imply speaking rather than singing.
