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Unesco

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Re: Kingdom of Loathing - An Adventurer is You!
« Reply #30 on: August 02, 2009, 08:02:29 PM »
I'm #1898101

Anyone have any ideas for making an MotK clan?

EDIT: Whoops, this was supposed to be as UK...gimme a sec...
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UncertainJakutten

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Re: Kingdom of Loathing - An Adventurer is You!
« Reply #31 on: August 02, 2009, 08:03:36 PM »
As I said, the above was supposed to be me. Sorry about that.
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Hello Purvis

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Re: Kingdom of Loathing - An Adventurer is You!
« Reply #32 on: August 02, 2009, 08:25:34 PM »
I'm pretty married to Strangers at the moment. But I'd pop in and visit.
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Zengar Zombolt

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Re: Kingdom of Loathing - An Adventurer is You!
« Reply #33 on: August 02, 2009, 08:34:19 PM »
Well since most of us are already inside clans, you may as well make a newb-friendly clan so you can induct people from here (Or get new players directly).
For Clan Rumpus Room stuff, newbs would be attracted to the Meat Orchid and Meat bush, and the fast-training areas. Note that these aren't the most useful Furniture pieces available, but the ones that tend to attract more newbies (Since they love free stats and meat).
If you're in for the most optimal adventuring Furniture, go with all +Adv stuff (The calendars and books of self-help), the Clan Sofa (To heal generally faster than your dwelling), the Snack Machine (Hay, +30 to a stat, even if it's not for HC is awesome) and the Mr. Klaw (For the lulz and free gift items).
Also, I could send in one of my multis (The fucker's staying on the first ascension just for the lulz).
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Re: Kingdom of Loathing - An Adventurer is You!
« Reply #34 on: August 02, 2009, 08:41:44 PM »
I would recommend straight +adventures, if only because everyone loves free adventures.

And Mr. Klaw is necessary.
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KennyMan666

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Re: Kingdom of Loathing - An Adventurer is You!
« Reply #35 on: August 02, 2009, 11:33:40 PM »
Random Gamers and Candy would be glad to take you in. We're small. If you apply, post here saying you did or something because I don't really want random people.

We sport a meat bush, meat tree, Mr. Klaw, sofa, +7 adventures at rollover and a pool table in the VIP room. Hobopolis and Slime Tube happens whenever someone decides "Hey let's <dungeon>". We take things very casually.

In other news, stupid cursed pirates, drop that third item I need so I can mall my spooky putty.
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shinyjam

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Re: Kingdom of Loathing - An Adventurer is You!
« Reply #36 on: August 02, 2009, 11:39:06 PM »
Back then, I thought the game mean Kingdom of Loafing or Kingdom of Bread, and it sound very appropriate to me.
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Zengar Zombolt

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Re: Kingdom of Loathing - An Adventurer is You!
« Reply #37 on: August 02, 2009, 11:39:47 PM »
Well, we do have toast.
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Re: Kingdom of Loathing - An Adventurer is You!
« Reply #38 on: August 03, 2009, 02:55:15 AM »
It was Kingdom of Salad for a day.
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Zengar Zombolt

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Re: Kingdom of Loathing - An Adventurer is You!
« Reply #39 on: August 03, 2009, 12:03:01 PM »
Quote from: Purjew on August 03, 2009, 02:55:15 AM
It was Kingdom of Salad for a day.
And I have the tatoo to prove it :P
I be you do too.
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Re: Kingdom of Loathing - An Adventurer is You!
« Reply #40 on: August 03, 2009, 03:09:13 PM »
Sure do!

But I was on hiatus then, so I had to put up a few delicious salads in the mall. And lucked out when the first gave me the tattoo.

I had Ol' Scratch's forks ready and everything.
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Zengar Zombolt

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Re: Kingdom of Loathing - An Adventurer is You!
« Reply #41 on: August 03, 2009, 05:19:05 PM »
You lucky fucker.
Blessed by the RNG is nothing besides being you.
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Re: Kingdom of Loathing - An Adventurer is You!
« Reply #42 on: August 04, 2009, 01:49:32 AM »
Yeah, I expected it to take about ten.

ALSO! I just realized this would he hella useful for most of you.

BUFF BOTS!

These are bots. That is, automated accounts set up by clans (usually) in order to buff people up. The way they work is that you send them a specified amount of meat via private message (NOT Trade), and they'll cast so many turns of a buff on you. Usually a about two hundred turns. The amount of meat tends to be nominal; seldom more than 25 for a casting.  It's really just there so the bot knows what to cast. Most of them will cast a buff once a day, but others will multiples. Check the bots' accounts to see price lists. To do this easily, go into chat and /whois botname. Then click on the green text that shows up.

Remember, you can only have three accordion thief buffs at once.

Also, the bots are not always online. If you want to check to see if they are, do a /whois in chat; it'll tell you if they are currently online.

The bots.

-Noblesse Oblige (#594822),
-IocaineBot (#792443),
-KolaBuff (#1061817), the Level 115
-Testudinata (#537858)
-Kingdom of Buffing (#1041876)

That last one is offline the most. But it also has a website from which you order your buffs (so no sending in meat). It went on hiatus a few months back, but it seems to live anew now.

Enjoy!

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Zengar Zombolt

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Re: Kingdom of Loathing - An Adventurer is You!
« Reply #43 on: August 04, 2009, 02:26:46 AM »
You forgot that having a plexiglass pendant gives you a 4th Accordion Thief song.
Also, you know what happened to KoB's Smile of Mr. A Raffle? It seems to be gone.
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Re: Kingdom of Loathing - An Adventurer is You!
« Reply #44 on: August 04, 2009, 05:16:24 PM »
All people who get a buff are entered into it now. I actually got one on the first day he started that.
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Zengar Zombolt

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Re: Kingdom of Loathing - An Adventurer is You!
« Reply #45 on: August 04, 2009, 05:18:22 PM »
Quote from: Purjew on August 04, 2009, 05:16:24 PM
All people who get a buff are entered into it now. I actually got one on the first day he started that.
Oh, nice. That saves some time (Not much, but still).
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Hello Purvis

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Re: Kingdom of Loathing - An Adventurer is You!
« Reply #46 on: August 05, 2009, 08:45:04 PM »
Welp. If you're a clubber, you can now smash float sands together to make rocks. If you got enough sands (takes 125, I think).

Also, there are now rock fish underwater. They have rockfish stomachs, with random undersea consumables, and also a live lobster. You can broil a lobster in the Wok of Ages, then mix it with a floaty stone to get a new familiar.
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Zengar Zombolt

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Re: Kingdom of Loathing - An Adventurer is You!
« Reply #47 on: August 05, 2009, 08:55:49 PM »
Quote from: Purjew on August 05, 2009, 08:45:04 PM
Welp. If you're a clubber, you can now smash float sands together to make rocks. If you got enough sands (takes 125, I think).
And my muscle multi is a tamer.
Rage.
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Re: Kingdom of Loathing - An Adventurer is You!
« Reply #48 on: August 06, 2009, 12:14:38 AM »
Well, if he has pulverize, you should be fine.

Also! Behold my new collection!

Isn't it sad
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