Author Topic: Touhou YOU FAILED THINGS Thread 14 (Read 226318 times)

RNG · « **Reply #990 on:** November 01, 2012, 03:22:44 AM »

Well, everything in Ten Desires, really, but mostly Kyouko's midboss spell. I don't know what the fuck.

Goldom · « **Reply #991 on:** November 01, 2012, 04:20:06 AM »

What the hellllllll

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That's me NOT clearing Ex13 with the end dialogue already on-screen.

However, the good news is that that would have been my 2nd clear of it, because I already did it with Reimu an hour ago~ :3

Sakurei · « **Reply #992 on:** November 01, 2012, 11:41:54 AM »

I pull a perfec ichirin fight out of my ass, only to lose 5 lives in stage 4. /genius.

that was probably the worst stage 4 I had ever since I started perfecting it. I don't even know how that was possible. stupid deaths everywhere.

> I game overe'd on the first bullet in stage 5.

BT · « **Reply #993 on:** November 01, 2012, 09:52:43 PM »

GFW. The goddamn giant flashlight spell at 90fps.

It's like my level of BAD with that spell is growing exponentially.

Gonna have to find a relatively safe strategy that wastes only one bomb. (doing it with no bombs will HAVE to be a fluke)

Yatakarasu · « **Reply #994 on:** November 01, 2012, 10:55:31 PM »

Quote from: Sakurei on November 01, 2012, 11:41:54 AM

I pull a perfec ichirin fight out of my ass, only to lose 5 lives in stage 4. /genius.

That's...pretty much happened to me today as well. I had a pretty good run on Ichirin, only to lose all my lives on stage 4 and die right before Shou.

Wriggle · « **Reply #995 on:** November 02, 2012, 05:05:12 AM »

How the fuck did I die to Lavaeteinn...? Also, in this same run, ONCE AGAIN I failed to capture QED because I died right when she was exploding. I know this is kinda common, but will I never capture that crap? :colonveeplusalpha:

cactu · « **Reply #996 on:** November 04, 2012, 07:14:58 AM »

NOOOOOOOOOO

Chuckolator · « **Reply #997 on:** November 04, 2012, 07:32:46 AM »

Quote from: cactu on November 04, 2012, 07:14:58 AM

NOOOOOOOOOO

yep, that's devil's recitation alright

Zengeku · « **Reply #998 on:** November 04, 2012, 04:07:44 PM »

Fuck myself and my pathetic non-existant dodging capabilities. Just finished 5 Byakuren runs and they were all beyond awful. I can't fucking do anything here. It's humiliating and dreadful. Fucking Superhuman. Only one capture. Fucking trash. How can I be this bad? Why can't I capture LFS? I even screwed up the 2nd non-spell on two occasions.

Being a terrible player is just so not fun. I don't care if I'm better than others, If I can't do better than this shit here against Byakuren then that means I'm worthless garbage. I know I shouldn't take this shit so seriously but being an unemployed young guy without school I have pretty much no other things to gauge myself with so if STG's are going bad it really hurts.

It really helps to write about these kind of things. Thank goodness for this thread.

Tsym · « **Reply #999 on:** November 04, 2012, 05:57:45 PM »

Well got back from a week long vacation with no computer use/internet access, and I decided to jump straight back into my MarisaB SA Lunatic attempt. Over 3 runs, I managed to die to everything of Yamame's once, Parsee's opener and first card twice, managed to somehow completely mess up Yuugi's final non-spell, and finally crash into a stationary bullet in Yuugi's last card. Glad to see nothing's changed.

At the same time, I managed to capture Ooe twice, NM2B stage 4's stage portion, NOT clip Satori's opener, read Yuugi's midboss card (and I now feel stupid for needing to memorize safe spots for it. It's piss easy), and I managed to die a grand total of 0 times on the stage portion of stage 1 over the course of 3 runs which, let me tell you, is a feat in and of itself. Glad to see nothing's changed in my consistency either.

Also, Princess Undine is still a really stupid and dumb and terrible spell card. Glad to see that hasn't changed.

Bang Jan · « **Reply #1000 on:** November 04, 2012, 06:57:59 PM »

Last.

I have no name · « **Reply #1001 on:** November 04, 2012, 07:06:22 PM »

Quote from: Bang Jan on November 04, 2012, 06:57:59 PM

Last.

Nope. You have failed at being last.

fondue · « **Reply #1002 on:** November 05, 2012, 01:43:24 PM »

NO ME NEXT YOU GUYS PROMISED ME

Sakurei · « **Reply #1003 on:** November 05, 2012, 01:52:31 PM »

...not really, no.

fondue · « **Reply #1004 on:** November 05, 2012, 01:53:43 PM »

Quote from: Bang Jan on November 04, 2012, 06:57:59 PM

Last.

You've had your turn. :V
Bweeeeeeeh. too late...

Yatakarasu · « **Reply #1005 on:** November 05, 2012, 02:55:58 PM »

Everyone fails at being last.

Cor · « **Reply #1006 on:** November 05, 2012, 03:00:29 PM »

The hell does it matter, anyway?

Yatakarasu · « **Reply #1007 on:** November 05, 2012, 07:20:01 PM »

1cc UFO attempt:
Got to Byakuren with 4 spare lives (normal btw). Proceeds to die to first spell. Die twice to second spell. Then game over to non-spell. :fail:

BT · « **Reply #1008 on:** November 05, 2012, 07:47:14 PM »

gdi

I was fooled

lock this por favor

Zil · « **Reply #1009 on:** November 05, 2012, 10:11:22 PM »

They just lock automatically, if I'm not mistaken, though it can take some time. That's also why there isn't much point in rushing to make a new thread before the first one locks. If the old one is still usable then I don't see why it can't be used just because it has 1,000 posts.

The squabbling over who gets to make the new thread never fails to amuse me though.

I have no name · « **Reply #1010 on:** November 05, 2012, 10:14:21 PM »

It's not auto-locked as soon as a mod notices that it has 1000 posts they lock it.

Naut · « **Reply #1011 on:** November 06, 2012, 07:55:11 AM »

Please don't shit post just to get the last post in a thread, you butts.

Author Topic: Touhou YOU FAILED THINGS Thread 14 (Read 226318 times)

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