-Sigmund Freud is a result of Koishi sky diving at mach 10 into Sakuya's stop watch.
-Tunguska event follows because Okuu was stalking Koishi and stole Dr. Who's TARDIS to follow her.
-DON'T LOOK AWAY, DON'T EVEN BLINK. They are fast, faster than you think, beware of the Weeping Tenshi!
-Aya lays eggs every month buts eats them for breakfast because there is no one to fertilize them.
-Odin and Loki got drunk and went cross dressing, they woke up but lost all their memories and so they mistook themselves for vampires, a woman attacked them with a knife when they tried to bite her and chased them all the way to Japan.
-If one were to water the plants in ZUNS garden with anything other than beer, they would die and turn into very, very angry barrels of beer which upon touching you will induce a barrel roll followed by a series of geddan.
-Nitori is building a real, working Kappa Gundam so Gensokyo may enter the Gundam Fighting Tournament that happens every 4 years in the outside world.
-Metal Gear Solid 5 will be set in Gensokyo when Houjuu Nue becomes Liquid Nue. (go look at a picture of Nue if you don't get it.)
-Pandas are not endangered, they merely migrated to Gensokyo, now without human supervision they are free to make nuclear weapons out of their magical bamboo, World War III is prevented when they defeat USA, China, and North Korea and save humanity from themselves.
-At night, ZUN ventures into the sea of black trees, wherein lies an old abandoned shrine, his hair turns white and he enters through a portal into a mystical eastern land.
-NASA/Illuminati fought a long, cold, shadowy war against the Lunarians, they lost, years later several individuals who worked in governmental offices were detained and institutionalized when they tried to prove that their superiors had rabbit ears or other strange features.
-E=MC⑨
