Touhou Rage Thread XIII: Unlucky Deaths & Silly Mistakes Edition

[Elysia]

Oh fucking hell.

Hourglass now completely refuses to work for pretty much no reason.

If I was going to get a BoLaD timeout before, I'm certainly not now.

[Seppo Hovi]

I want to cry so bad at the moment. Shit hell fucking... fuck.

[SirChaotick]

Do not despair: sweet revenge shall be had. Sweet, sweet revenge.

[Reiko]

Trying to get a 1cc of PCB normal with default lives, with ReimuA because feeling lazy about the stages.
Entering stage 6 with 6 extra lives.
"Ok, that's like my best run so far, what could possibly go wrong ? I will play it safe and bomb everything I don't feel"

Dies to midboss Youmu's nonspell twice.
Dies to Yuyuko's opener twice.
Captures first spell.
Dies to bubbles-wall nonspell.
Dies to second spell twice.

And not a single bomb was given that day...

[Chuckolator]

After perfecting boss Eirin except her first two cards, long thought the easiest, I go to spell practice to try them out a bit more and get about a 1/3 rate in both. They were never this hard <_<

[Esper]

HIOPHIOGHERIOPHERIOPGHNERIOP

I'm still as good as EVER when I haven't played Touhou in three days, RIGHT?

I fucking died TWICE TO RAN'S THIRD FUCKING NONSPELL

AND I DIDN'T EVEN SAVE A REPLAY FOR OZZY'S THREAD

[Darkblizer]

Marisa A Replay
Sigh, I cleared it, but.. I just completely lost my shit after dying twice on Nitori from clipdeath and just decided to bomb every goddamn thing on the planet
I wonder what's up with the control issues from moving over from the old engine to the new one or whatever the hell is causing me to die so much

[Nindella]

UFO hard is hard... (which means Lunatic is a distant star in the sky for me right now  )
6 deaths on stage 5 before I even could reach Shou's 2nd spell... I have beaten the stage with a continue so I'm going to practice it alot, but I just can't read Shou's curvy lasers!  I don't think I'll have enough resources if I bomb it all, so grinding it is!

Here's an unhappy replay, I had some pretty amazing dodges on stage 5 though (doom fairies!!  ), amidst the steep slope to my demise.

(bah, rewatched the replay, turns out there were 6 deaths on st 5, not 5)

[PapillonReel]

I don't know how the hell you did it, Shiki, but you managed to make beating you seem more insurmountable than Flandre, Yukari, Mokou and Marisa combined. Congratu-fucking-lations.

Seriously, no AI should be able to dodge that well - much less have access to that many charge attacks that many times in a Goddamn row. I lost to her even with two lives left in stock, and never even landed a hit on the first failed attempt - and this is playing on Normal, of all things. asdfjkl;asdfkj;asldjf; This is fucking insane I don't even know why I'm bothering.

[I have no name]

Seriously, no AI should be able to dodge that well - much less have access to that many charge attacks that many times in a Goddamn row. I lost to her even with two lives left in stock, and never even landed a hit on the first failed attempt - and this is playing on Normal, of all things. asdfjkl;asdfkj;asldjf; This is fucking insane I don't even know why I'm bothering.

This is pretty normal.  Just keep at it and eventually she'll go down.  I know you can do it!

[PapillonReel]

This is pretty normal.  Just keep at it and eventually she'll go down.  I know you can do it!

I know, I know - I just gotta keep at it. It's just kind of demoralizing getting that far and then suddenly having the final boss pull a no-damage clear on your rear. :V Damn it Shiki, at least have the common courtesy to let me get a hit in first!

E: O...kay then. I've a feeling this game is just messing with me now.

[Byaaakuren]

I sure love running into bullets against Remilia

[Chuckolator]

Perfect 6A up to Apollo 13's second wave. Would have really been pissed if I didn't fail Hourai Elixir as well. <_<

[Esper]

Hi Kasumi. Pleasure meeting you, oh, you want to TAKE FOUR OF MY FUCKING LIVES? OKAY.

[Chuckolator]

Hi Kasumi. Pleasure meeting you, oh, you want to TAKE FOUR OF MY FUCKING LIVES? OKAY.

Sounds more like her stage 6 midboss appearance from experience. <_<

We're limit breaking at the moment, someone care to lock?

[MatsuriSakuragi]

Sure thing~