Touhou Rage Thread XIII: Unlucky Deaths & Silly Mistakes Edition

[I have no name]

Creating because I have a witty title, the previous thread is now locked AND...
because Nitori has now ruined 5 perfect MoF lunatic Stage 3 runs.  I hate your final spellcard so much...

Share you tales of woe righteous anger here.

Oh and Sapz, there is luck in shmups  :V

1. FUCKING HELL NONAME

:dealwithit:

[チソウ タイゼン]

Aarg, I was supposed to get the new thread :<

Previous Topic:
http://www.shrinemaiden.org/forum/index.php/topic,12226.0.html

[Esper]

1. FUCKING HELL NONAME

2. Nothing to rage about really.

[XephyrEnigma]

1. FUCKING HELL NONAME

2. Nothing to rage about really.

You already had your turn.

[Esper]

Herp.

I feel the same way about Aya because her stage hates me even on normal if I forget how to do even one little part of it.

[I have no name]

Aarg, I was supposed to get the new thread :<

Previous Topic:
http://www.shrinemaiden.org/forum/index.php/topic,12226.0.html

Sorry I keep ninja-ing you by a little over a minute, but hey, I'm one less person making rage threads (right Esu...)
you can take the accomplishments thread when it gets around to a new one.

I want to tear out your spine and replace it with a bunch of frogs.

I feel the same way about Aya because her stage hates me even on normal if I forget how to do even one little part of it.

Well that's not very nice.
Get mad at Momiji if you fail the stage, not Aya for that.

...

oh right Momiji and the waterfall immediately after have ended every perfect attempt that got there.  Stupid dog wolf...

[XephyrEnigma]

I want to tear out your spine and replace it with a bunch of frogs.

And just who is this directed at? You already got in trouble for this once. Choose your words better.

[Esper]

First I get a no death run with Suwako and then I die to the nonspell after Party Start. What the fuck.

[Random]

I love those invisible fairies in EoSD Extra

By love I mean want to brutally murder

[Buu]

Died at Utsuho's third non-spell on Lunatic. There goes my 1cc.

[BT]

Subscribing for now even though I'll probably have something to rage at in an hour or two anyway.

Totally not going to be UFO.

[Esper]

HNNNNNNGGGGGGG

ORIN I HATE YOU WITH THE PASSION OF A THOUSAND SUNS

Though most of the reason I game over'd to Orin was because I derped twice to Yuugi, one being from the first nonspell causing me to fail to capture the first card.

But I still hate Orin.

[Sapz]

Oh and Sapz, there is luck in shmups  :V

Not any more, there isn't. :V

[Esper]

Murasa.

Your fucking stage.

First time, you let me dick around without losing a majority of my lives.

THEN I GAME OVER WHEN I STARTED WITH FIVE LIVES.

WHAT THE HELL AND THEY WERE ALL FUCKING CLIPS.

[Zengeku]

I'll follow Sapz' lead because that'll mean I have captured DOJ Hibachi's final attack three times and luck had nothing to do with it.  :V

I have nothing to rant about for this post. It's just to get a post in this thread to stay updated about it. One thing that is quite rage worthy is that I'm sick and thus completed zapped from any energy to play shmups. In fact, my eyesight is a bit blurry. 

[Esper]

I'll follow Sapz' lead because that'll mean I have captured DOJ Hibachi's final attack three times and luck had nothing to do with it.  :V

I have nothing to rant about for this post. It's just to get a post in this thread to stay updated about it. One thing that is quite rage worthy is that I'm sick and thus completed zapped from any energy to play shmups. In fact, my eyesight is a bit blurry. 

I think I was sick when I pulled off my TD Normal 1cc.

[Zengeku]

I'm not playing TD if that is your point.  :V

For me, being sick usually involves my reaction time turning to garbage together with my reading ability and controlling ability. Those things needs to be in top shape to play the things I like to play properly so I don't really want to. I could probably 1cc IN/MoF or SA Lunatic without too much trouble even now but my performance would be so bad that it wouldn't be much fun. 

[Lepetit89]

Being sick is all fun and games until you really are sick, until then it's more fun to simply act like you are.

[I have no name]

Not any more, there isn't. :V

Yes there is  :V

[Esper]

Not any more, there isn't. :V

Then what about this?

[XephyrEnigma]

Then what about this?

You zoned out too hard :V

[Esper]

Why the hell can't I play anything to save my life today? In SA I'm losing lives TO PARSEE. In UFO I'm losing more than two lives TO ICHIRIN. In PCB Chen's obliterating my stock, in MoF Minoriko keeps killing me, and my patience is whittled down so badly that a cherry is bigger in physical size.

[Elysia]

Damnit.

Only 14 cards left and not a single one of them seems willing to crack.

I've seen the last phase of Pandemonium...just lol, fuck no.

I've seen the last phase of Rain on the Afterworld Journey, aka "just move really slowly and hope nothing hits you because if you think you can actually read anything you're hilarious".

Bar of the Ten Kings is basically "lol suffer through half a minute of pure tedious boredom every time you fail at the few parts that have any difficulty at all". It's like this card wants to be the Prismriver Sisters or something.

Cleansed Crystal Judgment is that plus a shitton of clipdeath.

I could go on.

[Esper]

You can do it!

If a ragebaby like me can 1cc something on Lunatic, as laughably easy as it is, you can do this.

[チソウ タイゼン]

Hah! Where's my encouragement? :getdown:


..I suppose I'll have to work at actually beating Aya before Kanako on Lunatic, but still >:V
It is kind of silly that I can do so well and only get as far as the final card for both her and Okuu on Hard >_>

[Sapz]

Then what about this?

That's no luck, it's clever planning combined with careful positioning.

[chirpy13]

That's no luck, it's clever planning combined with careful positioning.

Strategic flailing.

[I have no name]

That's no luck, it's clever planning combined with careful positioning.

Then explain most of the lucky dodges thread  :V

[Sapz]

I believe the term is 'divine intervention'.

[Azinth]

A lucky dodge is when a bullet decides to dodge you.

What am I doing in HME right now, please excuse my intrusion :blush: