Author Topic: I've got a joke that even I don't know the answer to. (Read 14234 times)

The Touhou Fan · « **on:** July 24, 2009, 10:16:02 PM »

How many Yukkuris does it take to change a light bulb?

Tengukami · « **Reply #1 on:** July 24, 2009, 10:24:44 PM »

None - they take it easy in the dark.

(?)

Vile Lasagna · « **Reply #2 on:** July 24, 2009, 10:25:55 PM »

With YukuWriggle you don't need to change the lamp at all.

Drake · « **Reply #3 on:** July 24, 2009, 10:38:44 PM »

There are no lightbulbs in Gensokyo.

Mima · « **Reply #4 on:** July 24, 2009, 10:39:43 PM »

Yukkuris are frankly... retarded and shouldn't exist. Possibly THE single worst creation by the Touhou Fandom.

Moerin · « **Reply #5 on:** July 24, 2009, 10:40:48 PM »

Meh, I'd say Touhou Mother was worse...

...But that's just me. Everyone else seems to disagree for some reason.

Vile Lasagna · « **Reply #6 on:** July 24, 2009, 10:44:00 PM »

Quote from: Drake on July 24, 2009, 10:38:44 PM

There are no lightbulbs in Gensokyo.

Win

nintendonut888 · « **Reply #7 on:** July 24, 2009, 10:44:32 PM »

Quote from: Mima on July 24, 2009, 10:39:43 PM

Yukkuris are frankly... retarded and shouldn't exist. Possibly THE single worst creation by the Touhou Fandom.

Yukkuris are either the embodiment of all of humanity's flaws, or are the true face of fanon; a horrible twisted retarded mess where one person's comic/idea can change the entire yukkuri canon for better or worse. Or both.

Tengukami · « **Reply #8 on:** July 24, 2009, 10:46:01 PM »

Quote from: nintendonut888 on July 24, 2009, 10:44:32 PM

Quote from: Mima on July 24, 2009, 10:39:43 PM
Yukkuris are frankly... retarded and shouldn't exist. Possibly THE single worst creation by the Touhou Fandom.

Yukkuris are either the embodiment of all of humanity's flaws, or are the true face of fanon; a horrible twisted retarded mess where one person's comic/idea can change the entire yukkuri canon for better or worse. Or both.

I thought the Sin Sacks were the true face of the Touhou fanon.

Vile Lasagna · « **Reply #9 on:** July 24, 2009, 10:46:55 PM »

Quote from: nintendonut888 on July 24, 2009, 10:44:32 PM

Yukkuris are either the embodiment of all of humanity's flaws, or are the true face of fanon;

I don't really get why are both options exclusive.

Bias Bus · « **Reply #10 on:** July 24, 2009, 10:48:41 PM »

Quote from: Michael Theoroa Valdamjong on July 24, 2009, 10:40:48 PM

Meh, I'd say Touhou Mother was worse...

...But that's just me. Everyone else seems to disagree for some reason.

I would only disagree if I knew what exactly was bad about it, or rather what was it that you didn't like that I found okay.

Quote from: Drake on July 24, 2009, 10:38:44 PM

There are no lightbulbs in Gensokyo.

Truth and /thread

Quote from: Amaterasu-ōmikami on July 24, 2009, 10:46:01 PM

I thought the Sin Sacks were the true face of the Touhou fanon.

Everything that's bad comes from Touhou fandumb, but can we like, stop touching on this subject.

We all know it's truth so let's leave it alone.

Tengukami · « **Reply #11 on:** July 24, 2009, 10:54:16 PM »

But I like the Sin Sacks ....

SYAMEIMARU!

FinnKaenbyou · « **Reply #12 on:** July 24, 2009, 10:55:57 PM »

Do Yukkuris even have hands to grab the bulb with? >_>

Letty Whiterock · « **Reply #13 on:** July 24, 2009, 11:22:40 PM »

Quote from: Mima on July 24, 2009, 10:39:43 PM

Yukkuris are frankly... retarded and shouldn't exist. Possibly THE single worst creation by the Touhou Fandom.

This cannot be stressed enough. I'm tempted to lock all the thread and ban everyone in the world from everything just because yukkuris exist.

Quad City QBs · « **Reply #14 on:** July 24, 2009, 11:25:37 PM »

What did Aya call the typo she made in the Bunbunmaru News? An ayamachi! HEYOOOOOO

Tengukami · « **Reply #15 on:** July 24, 2009, 11:29:17 PM »

Quote from: Whiterock Shooter on July 24, 2009, 11:22:40 PM

Quote from: Mima on July 24, 2009, 10:39:43 PM
Yukkuris are frankly... retarded and shouldn't exist. Possibly THE single worst creation by the Touhou Fandom.
This cannot be stressed enough. I'm tempted to lock all the thread and ban everyone in the world from everything just because yukkuris exist.

So you don't find Kimeemaru retardeder?

Cadmas · « **Reply #16 on:** July 24, 2009, 11:35:07 PM »

I'd do Kimeemaru. In any form.

N-Forza · « **Reply #17 on:** July 25, 2009, 12:46:13 AM »

Quote from: Whiterock Shooter on July 24, 2009, 11:22:40 PM

This cannot be stressed enough. I'm tempted to lock all the thread and ban everyone in the world from everything just because yukkuris exist.

You sound pretty angry. Maybe you should just take it easy.

Mima · « **Reply #18 on:** July 25, 2009, 01:11:03 AM »

Quote from: Michael Theoroa Valdamjong on July 24, 2009, 10:40:48 PM

Meh, I'd say Touhou Mother was worse...

...But that's just me. Everyone else seems to disagree for some reason.

You put forward a good point, but nay, Yukkuris are ever so slightly worse than that crapfest of a game.

Bias Bus · « **Reply #19 on:** July 25, 2009, 02:27:19 AM »

Quote from: Cadmas on July 24, 2009, 11:35:07 PM

I'd do Kimeemaru. In any form.

No lie. I would to.

Also I smell somethin suspicious about OP...I can't quite place it though...

FinnKaenbyou · « **Reply #20 on:** July 25, 2009, 02:31:27 AM »

I do admit that I never understood how the hell Yukkuris suddenly became such a big part of the fandom. If they'd just been a little meme or one side-joke I'd be fine with it, but COME ON, THEY'VE GONE THROUGH ABOUT 20 THREADS OF IT ON POOSHLMER. THE HELL IS UP WITH THAT. :|

Cadmas · « **Reply #21 on:** July 25, 2009, 02:33:52 AM »

The more you hate it the stronger it becomes.

*Adds Desu Bomb*

Suikama · « **Reply #22 on:** July 25, 2009, 02:37:14 AM »

Quote from: Cadmas on July 25, 2009, 02:33:52 AM

The more you hate it the stronger it becomes.

*Adds Desu Bomb*

Hate is a kind of love.

Stuffman · « **Reply #23 on:** July 25, 2009, 02:50:32 AM »

Scientific approach.

Note: I am unsure if the yukkuris on the bottom would be sturdy enough to support the weight. Would need to consult yukkuri building codes.

Slaves · « **Reply #24 on:** July 25, 2009, 06:00:36 AM »

Quote from: nintendonut888 on July 24, 2009, 10:44:32 PM

Yukkuris are a horrible twisted retarded mess

that sums them up just fine.

I love Yukkuris though, and i've got no idea why.

Cadmas · « **Reply #25 on:** July 25, 2009, 06:21:58 AM »

I disliked them at first but then learned to love.

The Touhou Fan · « **Reply #26 on:** July 25, 2009, 07:08:13 AM »

I like them for their comical value.

Vile Lasagna · « **Reply #27 on:** July 25, 2009, 11:14:05 AM »

I still kinda hate them all save for very particular occasions.... except Lukka who's just win (and, curiously enough, not Touhou)

Tengukami · « **Reply #28 on:** July 25, 2009, 11:21:10 AM »

So is someone going to post that pic of a yukkuri being bayonetted, lifted, and shot to pieces?

dustyjo · « **Reply #29 on:** July 25, 2009, 12:57:43 PM »

who cares

they can fucking stay in the dark for all I care

Author Topic: I've got a joke that even I don't know the answer to. (Read 14234 times)

Letty Whiterock

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